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------ thz for the reviews, i apprieciate it. Even though most of them were constructive critisism

EPPY 12 (HOME SWEET HOME)
(LORILIE AND RORY WALKING TO LUKE'S)
RORY- so whats tonights plan
LORILAI- i was thinking, all 3 of back to the future, and large somes of food miss craig would not approve of
RORY- sounds good
LORILAI- i'm so glad you came in this weekend
RORY- me too, i miss movie night
LORILAI- right, and?
RORY- and my room
LORILAI- and?
RORY- luke's coffee
LORILAI- i'm giving up on you here
RORY- and i missed you too
LORILAI- i knew you loved mommy
(OPENING CREDITS)

( LUKES)
LUKE- so what are you having?
RORY- i was thinking of the breakfast roll
LORILAI- oooooo sounds good, me too
LUKE- we don't serve those...
LORILAI- are you on soming luke, yes you do
LUKE- ...anymore
LORILAI- and why not
LUKE- because there grose and no one orders them
RORY- not true, we order them
LUKE- thats because you two have a strange grose food copasity
LORILAI- its not grose
LUKE- bacon, eggs, surup, jelly, and butter, rapped into a pancake, is not grose?
LORILAI- yum
RORY- just talking about it makes me even more hungry
LUKE- i -assume- you want coffee with that
LORILAI- seriously what are you on
LUKE- 2 coffee's coming up
RORY- and the food
LUKE- i'll think about it
LORILAI- you can't deny us food
LUKE- the strange roll or the coffee, you pick
LORILAI- fine i'll have pancakes with toast.
RORY- and i'll have eggs and bacon
LUKE- fine
LORILAI- luke make sure you put the butter and jelly for the toast on the side
LUKE- will do. (WALKS AWAY)
LORILAI- (QUIETLY TO RORY) ameture
RORY- how can he not see the plan
LORILAI- we freak him out with the coffee consumtion
RORY- works every time
(KURT COMES INTO THE DINER DRESSED IN 1800'S OUT FIT)
LORILIE- this should be good
KURT- "here ye here ye"
LUKE- kurt, what the hell are you doing
KURT- " all of the starshollow members are invited to a renesance ball at the starshollow convention hall"
LUKE- get out of my diner
KURT- "bring your dates, there will be food, danceing, and renesonce music"
LUKE- don't make me hurt you
KURT- "it will be next saturday night, and a small fee of $15, and you must were a costume"
LUKE- THATS IT
KURT- relax i'm done, can i get an omlet
LUKE- (GIVING AN EVIL EYE) not in those cloths
KURT- fine, i'll take a breakfast roll to go
LUKE- fine
LORILIE- sure he gets a breakfast roll
LUKE- he's not eating it in my diner
LORILIE- i'll forgive you, for coffee
LUKE- coming right up
(AT HOME WATCHING THE MOVIES)
LORILAI- these movies, are classics
RORY- they are
LORILAI- they will go on though time
RORY- they did
LORILAI- they should should make a back to the future part 4
RORY- they should, but can't
LORILAI- what! why?
RORY- michel jay fox, retired
LORILAI- he's to young
RORY- he has parkensons
LORILAI- thats right, then they should get new people to play the parts
RORY- that never turns out well
LORILAI- your right, exspecially, when they try and sneak it up on you, like on bewitch, they had the two stevens
RORY- what where then thinking, like we wouldn't notice that
LORILAI- see what drugs do to you
RORY- its funny how they don't mention that on anti-drug commersials
LORILAI- it probably would have saved many lives
RORY- if only Cobain knew
LORILAI- Kurt was shot
RORY- No he shot himself when he was overdosed
LORILAI- NO he was shot
RORY- PLEASE don't tell me you achually believe the conspirisy story
LORILAI- how can you not
RORY- lets just watch the movie
LORILIE- fine, but we'll settle this later
(COMMERSIALS)
LORILAI- coffee coffee coffee
LUKE- NO!
LORILAI- what! is no time to joke, i have to be at work in ten minutes, and i was up all night helping rory study for her science test, i need my coffee
LUKE- where is rory
LORILAI- the alarm clock went off late and she went straight to yale, now COFFEE
LUKE- your addicted
LORILAI- and?
LUKE- this addiction will shorten your life
LORILAI- luke why did you pick today for the lecture
LUKE- because the addiction should always stop in the begining of a week
LORILAI- your mean!
LUKE- tough love babe
(LUKE GOES TO GET AN ORDER, WHILE LORILIE SNEAKS BEHIND THE COUNTER AND GRABS A TO-GO CUP AND FILLS IT WITH COFFEE, LUKE CATCHES HER IN THE ACT)
LUKE- i give up
LORILAI- (WALKING OUT THE DOOR) love you to
-RING-RING-RING-
LUKE- hello?
LUKE- jess! where are you
LUKE- your where?
LUKE- i'll be right there
(RORY CELL STARTS TO RING)
RORY- hello?
LANE- hey
RORY- hey, haven't heard from you in a while, whats been going on
LANE- well nothing really, except for
RORY- what?
LANE- well me and zack have been getting into alot of fights lately
RORY- oh no, what about?
LANE- anything really, like he will be sitting on the couch and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and he will just wipe his buttery hands all over the sofa
RORY- gross
LANE- and just take a guess at who gets to clean this
RORY- oh geez
LANE- yeah i know, it is just small things like that always seem to happen and it causes a fight, bryan has been taking it really bad though
RORY- bad as in torn between best friends?
LANE- no more like only child trying to deal with possible parents divorce
RORY- oh... kind of disturbing
LANE- yeah achually really disturbing
RORY- poor you
LANE- i'll be ok, but how are you doing with the whole jess situation
RORY- he left
LANE- jeez! again! what is wronge with that boy, i'd like to give him a little piece of my mind
RORY- before you go all tyson on him, i asked him to go
LANE- why? i thought you loved him
RORY- i do
LANE- then whats the problem
RORY- i was married to him lane, married, i need to be able to depend on my husband
LANE- but didn't he leave for you
RORY- why are you taking his side
LANE- whats up with the third degree, i'm not taking his side, it just seemed like this time, he achually had a good reason to leave, i mean he just wanted to keep you in school, he loves you so much
RORY- i'm sorry, its just things have been hectic latly, i didn't mean to jump on you
LANE- i know, but you know you can call me at any time to talk right
RORY- i know, (GETTING BACK TO JESS) he could have stayed and figured something out, we could have figured something out together
LANE- your right, but people handle things differently
RORY- right, (SILENCE) i have to go, or i'll be late for class, i'll talk you you tomorrow
LANE- ok later
( THE POLICE STATION)
LUKE- i'm here to bail out jess mariono
OFFICER- and who are you?
LUKE- i'm luke dane's, i'm his uncle
OFFICER- right this way
(THE OFFICER TAKES HIM THOUGH THE CELLS OF THE NEW YORK POLICE STATION, AND OPENS THE CELL THAT JESS IS IN)
LUKE- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!
JESS- nothing
OFFICER- he was driving drunk
JESS- i had a few beers
OFFICER- obviosly a few to many
JESS- who are you, martha stewert
OFFICER- what was that!
LUKE- so is that it, i just take him home
OFFICER- not quite, please come with me
(JESS IS RIGHT OUT SIDE THE OFFICE READING, YOU CAN SEE LUKE TALKING TO THE OFFICER THOUGH THE WINDOW, AND LUKE COMES OUT MOMENTS LATER)
LUKE- (STORMING OUT) COME ON!
(IN THE CAR)
JESS- so thanks for bailing me out, you'll get my check in the mail
LUKE- no i will get it from your pay check
JESS- we'll thats where my money comes from
LUKE- so is 50 of you pay check good?
JESS- you'll have to talk to my boss about that one
LUKE- sure no problem, (AFTER A FEW SECONDS) he's fine with it
JESS- what are you talking about
LUKE- i'm your boss
JESS- when did you buy wal-mart
LUKE- you work at the dinner
JESS- geez, i don't know uncle luke, that is going to be a long comute
LUKE- i'm sure you'll survive the walk down the stairs
JESS- are you crazy! i'm not living with you
LUKE- oh yes you are
JESS- luke! i'm 20 years old, i think i'm old enough to live buy my self
LUKE- you know you might think that, but your driving drunk dropt that hineyrumpusumtion
JESS- i can't believe this! i'm not living with you!
LUKE- your under probation jess, they neeed someone to be watching you for the next 6 months
JESS- i'm not a child i know what probatioin means
LUKE- i see, but that little label under a beer can that says "do not drive while intoxicated", you didn't know what that meant?
JESS- it was a small road, the only thing i could of hit was a deer
LUKE- that doesn't make it right
JESS- so i'm living with you
LUKE- for 6 months
JESS- geez
LUKE- i'm just as thrilled as you are.
(COMMERSIALS)
(RORY IS IN CLASS)
PROFESSOR- ok, you guys have that 10 page paper on human relations due, in three days, you may pick a class mate to study, as long as i don't see the same referances in eachothers paper. class dismissed
PARIS- so gilmore who are you doing
RORY- i'm not sure yet you?
PARIS- i was thinking of the dean
RORY- sure you can arrange that?
PARIS- please, its like you don't even know me
RORY- good luck with that paris
PARIS- luck is for losers who spend there life savings on lotto tickets
(PARIS WALKS AWAY AND LOGAN WALKS UP)
LOGAN- hey ace, i see you don't have a partener
RORY- yeah well paris is doing the dean
LOGAN- no wonder she gets As
RORY- (RORY SLIGHTLY SMILEING) so i wanted to apologize again for the other night, i was just so...
LOGAN- its fine, i achually got some studying in that night
RORY- (SMILING) you did
LOGAN- yeah did you know jason, twitches his eyes when he has a bad hand
RORY- (GIGGLES) wow you just realized that one wonder you suck at poker
LOGAN- hey i won last time
RORY- because it was 5am and they had been drinking all night
LOGAN- people seem to bet more money when there drunk
RORY- so thats why you always see beers at pokers partys
LOGAN- you learn something new everyday
RORY- (SMILING) i should get to class
LOGAN- see you around ace
(LORILIE WALKS INTO EMPTY LUKES)
LORILAI- must have coffee
LORILAI- hello do you hear me, coffee at this moment is a must
LORILAI- luke are you there
CEASER- luke went out for a little bit lorilai
LORILAI- does that mean you made the coffee? (WITH A SCUSHED NOSE)
CEASER- do you achually think luke would do that to his costomers, he made a fresh pot before he left
LORILAI- and when was that?
CEASER- (LOOKS AT CLOCK) about two hours ago
LORILAI- oh (WITH A SCUSHED UP NOSE)
CEASER- go ahead, make a fresh pot
LORILAI- twice as stronge as lukes?
CEASER- i won't say a thing
LORILAI- i love you, i'm dumping luke for you, you are god
CEASER- i could never handle you
LORILAI- (SHUGS) fair enough (NOW BEHIND THE COUNTER MAKEING THE COFFEE AND LUKES WALKS IN WITH JESS)
(JESS WALKS DIRECTLY UP STAIRS)
LUKE- (NOT SEEING LORILAI BEHIND THE COUNTER HE SCREAMS TO JESS) YOU START AT 5PM SHARP (NOW TO LORILAI) what are you doing
LORILAI- nothing
LUKE- get out of there
LORILAI- i was helping
LUKE- by making your coffee surup
LORILAI- it was burnt
LUKE- your not suppost to have coffee anyways
LORILAI- give it up man... so jess is staying here now?
LUKE- um, yeah
LORILAI- wow, that was a little to detailed for me man, you should really cut back on the talking, its not flattering
LUKE- so i heard
LORILAI- mean!
LUKE- i just think jess should be the one who desides to explain why he is here, i mean he is over 18
LORILAI- ok, that sounds fair, but could you give me a hint
LUKE- Oh look the coffee's ready
LORILAI- your changing the subject
LUKE- you should really start on this pot, your the only one that is going to drink it
LORILAI- i'm not suppose to have coffee
LUKE- (POURING HER A CUP) like i could stop you
( LANE'S)
(LANE JUST WALKS THOUGH THE DOOR)
ZACK- where have you been?
LANE- out!
ZACK- i have been worried about you all day
LANE- its 5 o'clock
ZACK- we had practise today
LANE- i had work
ZACK- you never miss a practise
LANE- well gee, sorry i broke my record
ZACK- don't take that tone with me, i don't deserve thins
LANE- i am the one makeing the money, i am supporting this house, why don't you and bryan get a job, so that i don't have to miss practices
ZACK- don't bring bryan into this
LANE- i can't take this!
ZACK- well you know what, me neither
LANE- well what are we going to do
ZACK- i think we have to
BRYAN- no no no
LANE- no your right i should move out
BRYAN- NO!
LANE- bryan calm down, this had to happen sooner or later, i can't live with a guy i am seeing and not have problems
BRYAN- why do these things always happen to me (STORMS INTO HIS ROOM)
ZACK- i'll talk to him
(LORILIE AND RORY WALKING TO LUKES)
LORILAI- so the stars hollows renesance ball is next week
RORY- i know sound fun
LORILAI- will you be my date
RORY- you should go with luke
LORILAI- please like he would achually go to a town function, i have to beg him to come to the town meetings
RORY- true, but he would, he loves you
LORILAI- yeah but we never do anything together anymore
RORY- i have spent the past 2 weekends here
LORILAI- sick of me already?
RORY- frankly yes
LORILAI- i new you were adopted, i would never have a child this evil
RORY- says the waman who hired a hit man for her mother
LORILAI- NO! i haven't heard from him yet
RORY- so i guess he's off my list
LORILAI- mean!
(APPOCHING LUKES)
LORILAI- um rory, i should probably tell you something before we go in, i would have told you before but i never got a chance and now that we're here (NOW WALKING INSIDE LUKES) i thought you should now
RORY- just tell me already
LORILIA- (OPENS MOUTH ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING, AS JESS WALKS PASS THE COUNTER TO THE STORAGE ROOM) jess is back, living with luke that is.(AFTER A WHILE) rory say something
RORY- (LOOKING ASTONISHED) i thought he left
LORILAI- we all did, but you know jess, we can go some where else if you want, yeah come on lets go
RORY- no don't be silly, lets just stay, we're already here, i'm fine
LORILIA- i should have told you earlier
RORY- well yeah but what can we do
LORILAI- i sorry, we can leave come on theres still time, i don't think they saw us
RORY- i'm fine just a little shocked, lets order
(AT THE COUNTER)
JESS- (GLANCED AT THE GILMORE TABLE) luke i cleaned the storage room, and i never took my lunch break, so how about we call it a night
LUKE- jess you started at 5pm you didn't have a lunch break
JESS- oh but tomorrow i will
LUKE- jess its 8 you only worked 3 hours
JESS- well uncle luke you can't pound all this work on me in one day (very sarcasticly)
LUKE- jess you live with me now, you work for me, and you can't leave until i say (GLANCEING AT THE GILMORE TABLE) i see... ok but your opening up tomorrow
JESS- gee thanks uncle luke (semi-sarcastic)
LUKE- jess! (QUIETER) you can't avoid her forever
JESS- i don't know what your talking about
LUKE- she may not be here everyday but her and her mom are pretty close, she stops by every weekend
JESS- are you sure your psychologicly capable to watch me during my probation
LUKE- just leave
JESS- planning on it
LUKE- but come back
JESS- when have i not
(WALKS OUT THE DINNER DOOR)
(LUKE WALKS TOWARDS THEIR TABLE)
LUKE- so what can i get you
LORILAI- pancakes
LUKE- what?
LORILAI- pancakes!
LUKE- its 8 o'clock at night
LORILAI- PANCAKES!
RORY- don't argue with her man, you in to loose
LUKE- pancakes it is
RORY- i'll have pancakes as well
LUKE- pancakes coming up
LORILAI- i wonder how pancakes taste at 8 o'clock at night
(TIME GOES BY THEY ARE DONE EATING AND THE DINER IS ABANDOND)
LORILAI- pancakes taste even better at night
RORY- your telling me
LORILAI- so are you ready hon
RORY- why don't you go ahead, i'll meet up with you at home
LORILAI- are you sure
RORY- yeah
LORILAI- ok i'll talk to you later
(LORILAI WALKS OUT THE DOOR AS JESS WALKS BACK IN)
(SEEING JESS WALK IN LUKE GOES UPSTAIRS)
JESS- your still here
RORY- thats no way to treat your wife
JESS- well luckily in 3-6 weeks that won't be a problem
RORY- why are you here jess
JESS- oh you know how i adore this town (SARCASTICLY)
RORY- now i know what to put on your tomb stone
JESS- aren't we hasty
RORY- jess how do you exspect me to react to a stolker
JESS- A WHAT!
RORY- well what would you call a person that continues to follow you
JESS- I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU!
RORY- then what are you doing here!
JESS- beleive it or not, not everything has to do with you
RORY- i never said...
JESS- just go home rory, theres nothing to work out, i'm not following you, i don't want you back, and if you want i will try and avoid you when your in town, so just go home
(ASTONISHED NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY, SHE JUST WALKS OUT, WITHOUT A WORD, AS SHE LEAVES, HE GOES OVER TO THE COUNTER AND STARTED TO WASH IT, LOOKING BACK A RORY WALK AWAY)
(THE END)