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------ thz for the reviews, i apprieciate it. Even though most of them were constructive critisism

EPPY 13 (STOP RUNNING UMPA)

(LORILAI AND LUKE IN LOR'S BED)
LORILAI- its so weird doing this at my house
LUKE- i know
LORILAI- more room
LUKE- i know
LORILAI- just the right tempeture
LUKE- yeah
LORILAI- and expecially with babbet and the nombs to watch, it makes it more challenging
LUKE- uhh huh
LORILAI- LUKE!
LUKE- yeah, i'm here, more room, good tepm, babbet
(LORILAI LOOKING AT HIM SMILING, AND JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO REALIZE WHAT HE SAID)
LUKE- OH! GOD! IMAGES! IMAGES!
LORILAI- (STARTS TO LAUGH) well i didn't say what you were thinking but i don't think i'm up for that
LUKE- geez
LORILAI- fine fine if your going to push on it, i'll think about it
LUKE- taylor getting attacted by a flock of birds, taylor getting attacted by a flock of birds, taylor getting...
LORILAI- what are you doing?
LUKE- trying to think of a prettier picture
LORILAI- working?
LUKE- no, now the images are colliding, thank you very much
LORILAI- hey you came up with taylor on your own
LUKE- you started it though
LORILAI- this should get your mind off of that (SHE STARTS TO KISS HIM INTENCELY)
(LUKE IS SHIFTING AND MOVING HIS ARMS ABNORMALLY)
LORILAI- whats wronge now?
LUKE- i can't
LORILAI- yes you can, you've done it before
LUKE- to many images
(TURNS AROUND TO GO TO SLEEP)
LORILAI- sorry luke, you don't have to worry about babbet she has a man, its taylor you need to worry about
LUKE- OH GOD
(OPENING CREDITS)

(RORY IS WALKING TO CLASS AND LORILAI CALLS)
RORY- hello?
LORILAI- hey hon, i just called to see how your doing
RORY- well that was nice, i'm doing fine and you
LORILAI- oh just fine, i can't wait until the renecance ball
RORY- do you have your costume
LORILAI- well that depends do i look better in pink or blue
RORY- pink
LORILAI- really?
RORY- well no, but i'm wearing blue
LORILAI- you know i don't even have a blue dress, but now after that i might have to make a mall run
RORY- no i only have a blue dress, and you look so good in pink
LORILAI- thats true, pink it is
RORY- thank you
LORILAI- so are we still going together
RORY- depends did you ask luke?
LORILAI- he said no
RORY- you see if you would have said "he said "are you kidding me"" then i might have believed you
LORILAI- hey don't put it past him he can be only mildly obnoxsious at times
RORY- ask him
(RORY RUNS INTO PARIS, RORY TO PARIS- WHATS WRONGE?)
LORILAI- he's just going to say no
RORY- ask him any ways
LORILAI- but i want to go with you
RORY- he's just going to say no, (PARIS IN BACKGROUND- CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING, ME!) i got to go paris is freaking out
LORILAI- you know if you let me go everytime paris freaked out, we would never talk
RORY- (TO PARIS- do you mind)
LORILAI- ok hon, but fill me in later
RORY- with details (PARIS- OH I'M SO GLAD MY LIFE IS AMUSING TO YOU PPL)
LORILAI- BYE HON
RORY- BYE
(THEY HANG UP)
PARIS- i am on the list for valid victorian, i don't need this right now
RORY- why do you think they think you cheated
PARIS- b/c they said "paris, your answers are the same as his, were you cheating?"
RORY- exactly the same?
PARIS- it was calculous, ofcoarse they were, the teacher is incompetent
RORY- calm down, just take the test over and that will prove that you didn't cheat
PARIS- but that says, i did, and i didn't
RORY- i know, but don't you think it would be better to re-take the test and pass with an A then sue, and get kicked out
PARIS- i didn't even think to sue
RORY- PARIS!
PARIS- your right, i'll just take it over
RORY- good idea
PARIS- everything will be fine (TELLING HERSELF) your not a cheater just take the test over
RORY- good paris, now (TURNING HER INTO THE RIGHT DIRECTION) your next class is that way
( THE DINER)
(JESS IS TAKING KIRKS ORDER)
JESS- have you desided yet?
KIRK- no
(JESS STARTS TO WALK AWAY)
KIRK- ok i know now
(JESS TURNS AROUND)
JESS- yes?
KIRK- i will have the...the...the
JESS- cheeseburger it is
(JESS STARTS TO WALK AWAY)
KIRK- but thats not what i ordered, jess? Jess!
JESS- kirk you have orders a cheese burger everyday for a week now, thats what your getting
KIRK- i don't want that
(JESS GIVING KIRK A WITHERING STARE)
JESS- then what do you want?
KIRK- (LOOKING THOUGH HIS MENU) i think i'll have, ummm, what should i have,um
JESS- your doing this on purpose
KIRK- doing what
JESS- kirk give your girlfriend my condolences
KIRK- you stay away from her, do you hear me!
JESS- your crazy
(KIRK STANDING UP NOW)
LUKE- kirk! sit!
(HE SITS)
KIRK- i'll have a cheese burger
JESS- no kidding
(LORILAI WALKS IN, AFTER WATCHING FROM THE WINDOW)
LORILAI- what was that about (TO LUKE)
JESS- kirk is crazy
LORILAI- not crazy persay, but i'll give you exsentric
JESS- tomato tomoto
LORILAI- potato
MISS PATTY- Pototo
LORILAI- i love this town
JESS- your exsentric to
LUKE- (just coming up)nno she's just fully crazy
LORILAI- amen sister friend
(LUKE AND JESS LOOK AT HER STRANGELY)
LORILAI- i guess rory has to be here for that one
(JESS WALKS TO THE BACK ROOM, AND LUKE GETS LOR COFFEE)
LORILAI- i just killed it didn't i
LUKE- rory is still a sore subject for him
LORILAI- i know, same with her, hey luke can you make it a to go cup, i'm in a hurry
(LUKE POURS COFFEE AND HANDS TO HER ALONG WITH A KISS)
LORILAI- thank you... bye!

(COMMERSIALS)

(AT LORILAI'S HOUSE LUKE IS DRIVING UP)
(ANSWERING THE DOOR)
LORILAI- hey what are you doing here
LUKE- why do you have another guy here
LORILAI- no you know mark only comes on monday
(LETTING HIM IN)
LORILAI- so whats up?
LUKE- well i accidentally dropped twice the amound of coffee in the coffee pot so...
(HANDING HER A HUGE CUP OF COFFEE, AND A BAG WITH A FEW DONUT)
LORILAI- FOR ME?
LUKE- yeah well
LORILAI- and donuts, your my favorite boyfriend ever (in an over reacted 13 year old voice)
LUKE- i was trying this think where you put coffee grands in the donut batter
LORILAI- you didn't? (SOUNDING EXCITED)
LUKE- well it turned out to coffee tasting
LORILAI- thank you luke, i love it, although i think this is a silence attempt to get me fat, or test my matabolism, believe me luke it happened, you should have seen me with rory, you had to take two pictures to get my whole size
LUKE- your welcome (SMILING AND GIVING HER A KISS) so i heard you had a broken window
LORILAI- all this and he's handing, hands off ladies he's mine
LUKE- upstairs? (STARTS WALKING UPSTAIRS)
LORILAI- (WATCHING HIM WALK FOR A SECOND) and look at him go (NOW START WALKING UP HERSELF)
LUKE- so where is it
LORILAI- oh you really were looking for a window
LUKE- yeah why else would i come up here
LORILAI- ouch!
LUKE- you know what i mean
LORILAI- its the bathroom window
LUKE- i never understand that
LORILAI- well you see when a man and a woman care alot about each other...
LUKE- no not that, i don't under stand why they put windows in bathrooms
LORILAI- yeah i'm pretty sure a man named tom invented it
LUKE- thats where the phrase comes from
LORILAI- oh yeah, but how did they come up with john doe
LUKE- huh? (A THINKING HUH)
(BACK AT LUKE'S)
(TAYLOR WALKS IN AT SITS DOWN AT THE COUNTER)
JESS- what can i get you
TAYLOR- jess?
JESS- yes
TAYLOR- your back?
JESS- no i comute from new york
TAYLOR- oh (CALMING DOWN)
JESS- that was a little thing called sarcasism, did you guys forget about it that so soon after i left
TAYLOR- so you do live here?
JESS- great now that that's established, what can i get you?
TAYLOR- does luke know your here
JESS- ofcoarse he does
TAYLOR- you didn't kill him did you
JESS- (in a 9 yr olds voice) now why would i do a thing like that
TAYLOR- nothing for me (RUSHING OUT OF THE DINER)
JESS- (TURNING TO CEASER) that was way to easy
CEASER- you have to teach me how you do that
(BACK AT LORILAI'S)
LORILAI- are you done yet
LUKE- almost
LORILAI- how about now?
LUKE- no
LORILAI- now?
LUKE- stop it
LORILAI- i'm bored
LUKE- you can watch tv or something
LORILAI- but i like watching a stronge man work, thats why i had the hots for the umpalumpa's
LUKE- you did?
LORILAI- oh yeah, short stronge guys getting sweaty in chocholete
LUKE- thats disturbing
LORILAI- i'm bored
LUKE- i thought...
LORILAI- it gets boring after a while
LUKE- i'm almost done
LORILAI- so are you going to the ball
LUKE- (CHUCKLES A LITTLE) yeah i am counting down to the day i get to wear tights
LORILAI- i hear good things about them
LUKE- why do you want to go
LORILAI- well if you don't want to, i can go with rory
LUKE- you should, you guys need to spend more time together
LORILAI- aww, your just saying that so you don't have to wear tights
LUKE- definetly, ok done
LORILAI- yay do you want lunch
LUKE- yeah sure, what am i making
LORILAI- peanut butter and jelly
LUKE- oh come on i can do better than that, what do you have
LORILAI- well what can you make with jelly and peanut butter and bread
LUKE- PB AND J it is
(COMMERSIALS)
(LORILAI CALLS RORYS CELL)
RORY- hello?
LORILAI- hey hon, guess what i asked him , and he mentioned tight and now i can go with you
RORY- see if you would have said that the first time, i would have believed you
LORILAI- you would think witht his much experiance with lieing, i would have it mastured by now
RORY- so i'll go home with you after tonights dinner
LORILAI- and then tomorrow we get dressed all pretty for the ball
RORY- stars hollow should have this every year
LORILAI- i agree
RORY- ok so see you tonight
LORILAI- bye babe
(DURING DINNER)
EMILY- so then i said, "you take them back or i will shut down this entire corperation" and he just started pleading
RORY- (LOOKS AT LORILAI) now i know where you get it
LORILAI- (TO EMILY) so mom sounds like you had a busy week
EMILY- yes it was very productive
LORILAI- had a DAR meeting, shut down a world wide business
RORY- very busy
EMILY- i did not shut it down, i simple scared him a little
LORILAI- when you say the word pleeding at the end of a story, that is more than a little
EMILY- yes i suppose it does, so rory hear from jess lately?
RORY- nope
(WALKING OUTSIDE OF ELDER GILMORE HOUSE)
LORILAI- YOU LIED TO MY MOTHER!
RORY- not so loud
LORILAI- i can't believe the good one lied
RORY- well it was a long story, and frankly i'm tired, and grandma wouldn't give me coffee
LORILAI- she is weird about that
RORY- like haveing coffee with dinner is unuasual
LORILAI- you should have lied to her, serves her right, for not giving my daughter her required dose of the legal addictive drug
RORY- you know the achual word coffee is so much shorter
LORILAI- i know but when i say it that way, it sounds like i am a bad mommy
RORY- come on lets go get coffee and then movies
LORILAI- sounds good
(WALKING TOWARDS LUKES RORY SEES JESS IN THE WINDOW WALK FROM TABLE TO TABLE CHECKING ORDERS)
LORILAI- movies?
RORY- check
LORILAI- food?
RORY- check
LORILAI- coffee
RORY- half check
(THEY WALK INTO LUKES)
LORILAI- (WALKING TOWARDS THE COUNTER WHERE LUKE IS) hello my stud muffin
LUKE- shh
LORILAI- (QUIETING DOWN) okey umpalumpa
(RORY LOOKING AROUND, JESS MUST BE IN THE BACK, B/C SHE DIDN'T SEE HIM)
LUKE- (TO RORY) has she been drinking
RORY- just a few martinies at dinner, thats why we came here for coffee
LUKE- i see (POURING RORY AND LORILAI'S COFFE INTO TO-GO CUPS) HERE YOU GO
LORILAI- my hero
RORY- thz luke
(BEFORE TURNING AROUND JESS CAME OUT OF THE STORAGE ROOM FOR A SECOND HULD UP A CAN)
JESS- where does the corn go?
LORILAI- you have corn?
LUKE- on that side of the menu with the rest of the vegtables
LORILAI- vegtables?
LUKE- the stuff you put on your cheeseburgers
LORILAI- oh
(AFTER GLANCEING AT RORY JESS STARTED WAVING THE CAN IN LUKES FACE, AS IF TO SAY, HURRY UP)
LUKE- behind the second shelf on the right
(WITH ONE LAST GLANCE RORY SAW JESS DISAPPEAR INTO THE STORAGE AREA)
LORILAI- bye luke
(IT WAS 10:30 THE MOVIE WAS OVER AND LORILAI WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, BUT FOR SOME REASON RORY COULDN'T SEEM TO SHUT HER EYES, SO SHE DESIDED TO GO FOR A WALK. AFTER SHE GRABED HER COAT AS SILENCLY AS SHE COULD, SHE WONDERED THE STREETS OF THE TOWN. IN ANY OTHER PLACE, WALKING THE STREETS AT THIS TIME ALONE, MAY SEEM LIKE A STUPID IDEA, BUT IT STARSHOLLOW IT WAS DIFFERENT. SHE WAS THERE THE PLACE SHE HAD NO INTENTION OF GOING AND YET SOMEHOW APPEARED THERE. SHE WAS NEAR THE BRIDGE, SOMEONE ONCE TOLD HER HOW PEACEFUL IT WAS, AND IT WAS, IT HAD ALWAYS BEEN BUT SHE NEVER REALLY APPRIECIETED IT UNTIL HE CAME. SHE WALKED CLOSER TO THE BRIDGE AND SHE SAW A SHADOW. SHE THOUGHT OF TURNING BACK, BUT THEN REMEMBERING SHE WAS IN STARSHOLLOW AND NOT NEW HAVEN, SHE REALIZED THE ONLY THING TO FEAR WOULD BE KIRK. SHE GREW NEARER AND SHE NEW WHO IT WAS, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE. SHE STOPPED BEHIND HIM AND LEANED ON THE WOODEN TOOL THAT HELD UP THE BRIDGE AND SPOKE)
RORY- hey
JESS- you know it is kind of hard to avoid someone who is following you
RORY- your telling me
JESS- fine, i'll leave (HE STARTS TO GET UP)
RORY- no (SHE GENTLE TOUCHES HIS SHOLDER TO INSIST HE STAY, THEN SHE SAT NEXT TO HIM)
(THEY JUST GLARED AT THE STREEM FOR A FEW MOMENTS)
RORY- it's pretty
JESS- (sincerily) yeah its amazing what light and dark water can do
RORY- to put it bluntly
JESS- what are you doing here
RORY- i couldn't get to sleep
JESS- and cold air is definetly second best to a tylenol PM (sarcasticly), besides, its not safe for you to be walking the streets at this time
RORY- are you kidding me this is starshollow
JESS- even worst, you have people like taylor and kirk roaming the streets
RORY- (SMILING) taylor goes to bed at 9
JESS- so what about kirk
RORY- thats the one to watch out for (SHE COULD SEE JESS SMILE)
JESS- so what brought you to the bridge?
RORY- its peaceful
JESS- at this time, everywhere in stars hollow is peaceful, why here?
RORY- (RORY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, SHE COULDN'T GIVE HIM AN EXPLAINATION, B/C SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE, SO INSTEAD SHE AVOIDED THE QUESTION) i think the walk did the trick, i should go
JESS- right
(RORY GOT UP AND STARTED TO WALK AWAY AND STOPPED, BUT NOT TURNING AROUND)
RORY- jess (HE LOOKED UP AT HER) i don't want you to avoid me
(JESS SMILING A LITTLE LOOKED AT THE GROUND AND THEN BACK AT THE WALK AS RORY WALKED AWAY)
(THE END)