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------ thz for the reviews, i apprieciate it. Even though most of them were constructive critisism

EPPY 15 (ALICE OUT OF WONDERLAND)

(LORILAI AT LUKES FRIDAY MORNING)
LORILAI- hello mr.danes
LUKE- you seem happy (GIVES A KISS)
LORILAI- well today is friday
LUKE- yeah i'm happy the week is over to (POURING COFFEE)
LORILAI- it went by sooooooo slow
LUKE- it went by the same as always
LORILAI- i think the earth just desided to slow down that rotation thing they have going up there for 5 days
LUKE- the earth did not slow down
LORILAI- oh, denial, side effects from the slow rotation
LUKE- give up (STARTS TO POUR COFFEE FOR OTHER COSTUMERS)
(LUKE IS POURING COFFEE FOR KIRK)
KIRK- (LOOKING THOUGH A MAGAZINE) luke do you think i need a scratching post
LUKE- didn't your mom sit on your cat
KIRK- (LOOKS SAD AND GREIVING) yeah, (BECOMEING DEFENCIVE) so what now i can't have a scratching post
LUKE- well i'm just saying, if you don't have a cat, you don't have to spend 75 dollars for one
KIRK- why would you say something like that, why? why? i would never say something like that to you
(LUKE TURNS TO LORILAI)
LORIRAI- side effects
(OPENING CREDITS)

(RORY IS SITTING AT THE YALE LIBRARY READING)
JAMES- of mice an men, a classic
RORY- you know i read it like a million times, i just can't stop
JAMES- its addictive
RORY- they should have one of those labels to inform you on this ahead of time
JAMES- like the ones on cirarette packages
RORY- and booze, so what are you doing in these parts
JAMES- term paper
RORY- (SARCASTICLY) one of the perks of college life
JAMES- (CHUCKLES) yeah,so i saw you here and i was wondering maybe we could have dinner sometime?
RORY- (SURPRIZED) oh, um i don't know, i
JAMES- i'm sorry are you seeing somebody
RORY- no, i just, i don't think its a good idea
JAMES- ok, if you change your mind, you know where to find me
( THE INN)
LORILAI- michelle! please tell me your jokeing
MICHELLE- no they were right behind me
LORILAI- oh my god, i can't believe this
(SOOKIE WALKS UP)
SOOKIE- what happened
LORILAI- michelle lost the tour group
MICHELLE- they were right behind me
SOOKIE- michelle, how many times have i told you to walk slower
LORILAI- ok michelle you find them, sookie you make a perfect brunch ready for them when they get back, i'll make some calls
SOOKIE- ok
(SOOKIE WALKS TO THE KITCHEN)
MICHELLE- how come you get the easy part
LORILAI- because you lost them, now go
(LORILAI GETS A CALL FROM RORY)
LORILAI- hello?
RORY- hey
LORILAI- hey hon, so what are your plans for the weekend?
RORY- oh, i figured i would go home this weekend
LORILAI- well don't you have stuff to do at yale?
RORY- nope, i'm free
LORILAI- you know it seems as though you have been coming home alot lately
RORY- do you not want me to come?
LORILAI- no honey, you know your always welcome, infact, i'm thinking about rebuilding yale in our back yard, so that you can live at home
RORY- so whats the problem
LORILAI- well i just thought you might want to hang out with your friends
RORY- i do that all week
LORILIAI- ok, well good, what do you want for movie night
RORY- how about a dinaro marathon
LORILAI- sounds good
RORY- i should go finish last minute h/w
LORILAI- ok bye
RORY- bye
(THEY HANG UP)

(COMMERSIALS)

(LORILAI LUKE'S AFTERWORK)
LORILAI- you would not beleive the day i had (IN EXASPERATION)
LUKE- does it involve taylor?
LORILAI- well no
LUKE- how about kirk?
LORILAI- (SOUNDING DISAPPOINTED) no
LUKE- than it could not have beat the day i had
LORILAI- it involved michelle
LUKE- well that might hold some competition if it wasn't against both kirk and taylor
LORILAI- (IN AN OH MY GOD VOICE) in the same room
LUKE- YEP
LORILAI- NO
LUKE- and lost speedos
LORILAI- yeah well mine involved a lost tour group
LUKE- mine to
LORILAI- not fair, you so made my day sound like a peice of cake, (SARCASTICLY) thanks alot luke
LUKE- i'm sure your day was hard
LORILAI- not compared to yours
LUKE- how was your day
LORILAI- no never mind, its not entertaining
(RORY WALKS IN)
RORY- you would not believe my day
LORILAI- did it involve michelle and a lost tour guild
RORY- no it involved paris and a missing -assignment-
LORILAI- i just can't win
RORY- so are you ready
LORILAI- for?
RORY- friday night dinner
LORILAI- it's friday?
RORY- mother
LORILAI- yeah yeah, lets get it over with, you better eat really fast tonight, b/c i don't think i can take her tonight, i am way to tired
RORY- to tired for movies and food afterwards?
LORILAI- no never, just for emily
RORY come on
(WALKING OUT OF LUKES)
LORILAI- no, wait, i think i'm catching a cold (FAKE COUGHS) yep i'm definetly coming down with something
(COMMERSIALS)
(LORILAI AND RORY WALKING THE STREETS OF STARSHOLLOW)
LORILAI- so we got the movies now all he need is... (LOOKING DOWN AT LIST)
RORY- food and candy
LORILAI- doosies closes in 5 minutes
RORY- ok you do doosies and all go to luke's
LORILAI- why luke's
RORY- because he can make a mean hamburger in 5 minutes
LORILAI- better than al's?
RORY- thats a joke right
LORILAI- duh, ok meet you back at home
( LUKES)
LUKE- (TO KIRK) get that cat out of here
KIRK- isn't he cute, i just got him today
LUKE- did you hear me
KIRK- hey, now i can get a scratching post
(RORY WALKS UP TO JESS WHO IS AT THE COUNTER)
RORY- so whats that about?
JESS- kirk wanted a scratching post
RORY- so he got a cat, usually it is the other way around
JESS- not in starshollow
RORY- (SMILES) right
JESS- so your home this weekend
RORY- yeah well, there was nothing to do at yale so
JESS- right, so what are you getting
RORY- what? oh, um, 2 cheeseburgers, with fries and onion rings
(JESS WRITE DOWN THE ORDER AND HANDS IT TO CESAR)
JESS- (MOCKING THE ALL AMERICAN WAITERS VOISE) your order is coming right up
(RORY SMILES AND TURNS TO LOOK AT KIRK AND LUKE)
LUKE- ok bringing the cat in here was one thing, but get it off my table
KIRK- its not a cat, its a kitten, (TO THE KITTEN) its the cutest kitten i've ever seen, yes he is yes he is
JESS- here
RORY- hands jess the money
JESS- so what is on the list for movie night
RORY- dinaro marathon
JESS- ah, nice
RORY- my idea
JESS- i don't doubt it
(EXCHANGING SMILES AND GLARES)
RORY- well i should get back
JESS- to dinaro
RORY- to dinaro (CONFIRMING) (WALKING OUT THE DOOR) bye

(COMMERSIALS)

LORILAI- ok i am officially stuffed
RORY- and the doctors said it would be imposible
(LORILAI GETS UP TO PUT THE REST OF THE FOOD AWAY)
LORILAI- yeah they also said you would have 2 heads
RORY- shows how much the doctors know
(NOW SITTING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE)
LORILAI- so how are things?
RORY- same as always
LORILAI- really? college life is boring
RORY- well, there was this guy that asked me out today
LORILAI- oh yeah, was he hot
RORY- yes because as a former cheerleader and future miss america thats all i looks for
LORILAI- well was he?
RORY- he was ok
LORILAI- so when are you guys going out
RORY- oh, i said no
LORILAI- you said no
RORY- well not no, but i told him it was a bad idea
LORILAI- oh, was he shallow?
RORY- no
LORILAI- he had one of thes weird mole things on his neck, didn't he?
RORY- no
LORILAI- so why did you say no
RORY- we just, i'm not...
LORILAI- not what?
RORY- i don't know, ok. i have no idea why i said no, he's a great guy, he's smart
LORILAI- well yeah he goes to yale
RORY- he's funny, he's
LORILAI- hot?
RORY- definetly, he's ingreging
LORILAI- and you said no
RORY- i said no, i don't know why i said no, it just came out of my mouth, which makes no sence,
LORILAI- honey, calm down, you are in the middle of a divorce, maybe the no was a reflex
RORY- no i mean i don't even regret saying no, i don't want to go out with him, he's just my kind of guy but i just don't
LORILAI- maybe your still hurt from jess
RORY- thats not possible i broke up with him
LORILAI- that doesn't mean it shouldn't effect you, he was a part of your life for 4 years, for the most part
RORY- mom
LORILAI- honey, as much as you might not want to hear this aloud, i think your not over him yet
RORY- no i am
LORILAI- think about it, your here every weekend
RORY- its my home town
LORILAI- you go to luke's when ever possible
RORY- he has good food
LORILAI- rory (WITH EFFECTION)
RORY- no, i don't want to talk about this anymore, your wrong, i'm over him, ok
LORILAI- fine new subject
RORY- fine
(LONG SILENCE)
LORILAI- how 'bout them yankee's?

(COMMERSIALS)

(RORY IS IN YALES LIBRARY, AND SEES JAMES READING, SHE WALKS UP)
RORY- of mice and men, a classic
JAMES- (LOOKS UP AND SMILES) day ja vou
RORY- i think that only counts for dreams
JAMES- who said i wasn't talking about a dream
(RORY SMILES)
JAMES- well i saw someone reading this the other day, and i suddenly felt inspired
RORY- is that so
JAMES- yep
(SHORT SILENCE)
JAMES- am i feeling a label discusion coming on
RORY- what? oh no, um so you know reading gets me hungrey
JAMES- is that so
RORY- oh yeah., just watching you read, starving
JAMES- well, will you be still starving saturday night at around 7
RORY- i think theres a good possibility
JAMES- i'll remember that
RORY- good
JAMES- see you then
RORY- yeah then
(SHE WALKS AWAY)
(BACK AT THE INN)
LORILAI- michelle its time for the tour
MICHELLE- no i've desided i'm not doing that
LORILAI- what do you mean you have desided
MICHELLE- well, since you don't like the way i run it, i just figured i'm not going to do it
LORILAI- you mean when you lost them
MICHELLE- THEY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME!
LORILAI- yeah until you took a break for it when kirk showed up
MICHELLE- did he say that? he is lying
LORILAI- michelle, they have you video taped
MICHELLE- they do not
(HOLDING UP THE TAPE)
LORILAI- you run like a girl
MICHELLE- give me that tape
LORILAI- here go ahead
MICHELLE- and the copy
LORILAI- never
MICHELLE- were is it
LORILAI- you'll know during the starshollow movie night
MICHELLE- you wouldn't
LORILAI- (SARCASTICLY) your right i wouldn't
(LORILAI'S PHONE RINGS)
MICHELLE- give me the copy
LORILAI- hello?
RORY- i'll have you know, i have a date this saturday night
LORILAI- honey thats great
RORY- now does that sound like someone who isn't over a certain someone
LORILAI- well?
RORY- well what, i am dating, i'm active in the socialization of the college like, whats the problem
LORILAI- you called me as soon as you knew you had a date
RORY- hey! who else am i going to tell
LORILAI- you didn't just tell me you proved to me that you, you know
RORY- no!
LORILAI- ok hon, never mind, that great, what are you wearing
RORY- i don't know i call you when i get home to my closet
LORILAI- ok bye hon
RORY- bye
(RORY IS PULLING OUT HER KEYS TO UNLOCK THE DOOR, TO FIND OUT THAT IT IS ALREADY OPEN, SHE GRABS HER MACE FROM HER PURSE AND SLOWLY ANSWERS, ITS JESS STANDING AT THE DOOR)
RORY- jeez!
JESS- i came to give you your jey back, and they the door was open, and i thought someone might have broke in so i thought i would check it out
RORY- oh yeah, i forgot to lock up this morning
JESS- thats a bad habit
RORY- yeah, i cut back alot though, now i do it only 40 of the time
JESS- impressive
RORY- well 18 years in starshollow, i'd say so
JESS- you should really be careful
RORY- i'm trying
(HE HANDS HER THE KEY)
JESS- here, i should go
RORY- right, i'll see you around
JESS- later
RORY- bye
(HE WALKS OUT)
(DINNER WITH JAMES)
JAMES- so what kind of books do you usually read
RORY- (LOOKING DISTRACTED) uh huh
JAMES- rory?
RORY- oh, i'm sorry, what was the question
JAMES- your bored
RORY- no, oh no i'm not look at me, see that smile, i'm haveing fun
JAMES- is it the food?
RORY- no, i love the food
JAMES- its the waiters, you know they were being a little rude
RORY- no, achually the waiters were rude
JAMES- yeah lets go
RORY- don't be silly, rude waiters is no reason to leave a restuarant, it is however a reason to leave a smaller tip
JAMES- 2 good?
RORY- (SMILES) i've just been a little distracted, i'm sorry, this is great
JAMES- well we can go
RORY- no, what kind of music do you lissen to?
(COMING BACK TO STARSHOLLOW FROM THE DATE, A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED WITH HER BEHAVER, SHE FEELS ANGERED. SEEING JESS WORKING ALONE IN AN EMPTY DINER, SHE FEELS EMPOWERED)
(SHE WALKS THOUGHT THE DOOR AND HE LOOKS UP IMEDIETLY)
JESS- hi
RORY- i can't believe you, you just walk into my house and town and disturb my life
JESS- ok we're mad at me again
RORY- you know i was fine until you came here, i was social, i was dating, i was doing good in school, i was happy
JESS- well gee sorry
RORY- and then you come in and show me how happy i really could be, and it was so much better to what i thought was happy
JESS- (CONFUSED) ok
RORY- no its not ok, because you left, you left jess and you took it away
JESS- rory
RORY- i'm not done, and then you come back like everything is fine, but i can't trust you, so nothing can ever be fine again.
(JESS OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK, AND RORY INTERUPTS)
So today i went on this date right, and he is this really great guy that reads and lissens to my kind of music, he's funny and smart, but...(LOOKING DOWN) i just couldn't have a good time, (A SMALL PAUSE) and do you know why, because of you, i was thinking about you, and as much as i don't want to admit it, i'm not over you, i came here to get closure, and i did
jess, there i said it. so i came here to get closer, i'm not exactly sure how you get it, but was i close?
(JESS IS IN STUNDED SILENCE)
RORY- well say something? (PAUSE) anything just say something. fine whatever
(SHE STARTS TO WALK TOWARD THE DOOR)
JESS- rory, what do you want me to say, i'm sorry? that obviously has no effect, how about, i promice i won't do it again? oh wait i tryed that already, i don't know what to do and i don't know what to say. i can't fix things betweens us, believe me i've tryed
RORY- (LOOKING UP AT HIM) try harder
(SHE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS OUT)
(THE END)