Created: 9/26/05
I can truly explain and must stress that being prone to being
brainwashed is far from pleasant. First I got brainwashed when I was
under Queen Beryl. Do you think I found pleasure that I was a minion
for that woman? My long time enemy who destroyed my kingdom had her in
the palm of her hand. And then there were other times too (though I
must say my manga self is much worse). By the far worst experience was
when I brainwashed myself. I should explain this.
People will blame my younger self for what happened when he broke up
with Usagi because the dreams I sent him haunted him. I've heard that
they are quite irrate over this, in fact. They hate him, when they
should blame me and hate me instead. However, I should take the blame
for what I did to myself and in effect explain why I did it.
I said before that the reason I sent him those dreams was so his and
Usagi's love would be tested. I'm sure you guys all bought this reason
hook-line-and-sinker. Now all of the blame is off of me and would have
stayed that way if not for my daughter, Small Lady mentioned this
occurance to my wife, Neo-Queen Serenity. She in turn made me sleep on
the couch. I am forced to confess to this crime.
Let me see if I can remember what it was exactly.
I have to admit while I really love my wife a lot, she has quite
terrible breath. OK, that's not it. (My wife is looking over my
shoulder right now.)
Let me sigh for a moment here and suck up what my wife calls male
pride. Male pride is one where we don't like to have our masculinity
comprimised. Most of the population of men will not admit to it.
My wife has just informed me not to stall. OK, then I will tell the
real story. I lost a puppy when I was 8 years old.
SHOVE
"Endymion!"
Men are impossible... I should explain as Queen of Crystal Tokyo that
men never tell the truth unless they have to. Even my Mamoru when we
were younger. They will avoid it if possible, if they can't lie.
Here's what truly happened: He found out--
LIGHT SHOVE
Alright, I'll tell them the truth. Have you ever noticed that all the
flashbacks of me persuading my younger self were at our wedding? This
is no mistake on my part.
It was a gorgeous day after getting back from Harvard, from doing my
graduate's thesis, though I had not quite finished my term of study,
and I had to go back to Harvard to finish, I was doing fairly well in
America. My comprehension of English drastically improved to the point
I could say things in English to my fiancee.
Usagi was bright and beautiful in her wedding dress, her eyes were
shining bright as she walked down the garden aisle with me outside of
the church. I don't think this is my proudest of moments, but I'm sure
that my wife will tell the tale much harsher.
We said our vows solemnly. It was then when my new wife kissed me
gently. She hugged me and said in my ear, "I'm pregnant."
I was a Harvard student working 3 jobs at the time, and I barely could
afford to help with the wedding. I couldn't handle the thought of a
child in 9 months. I was sure that Chibiusa--or rather Small Lady was
far off into the future. She was not going to be born for another few
thousand years.
cough Now some of you may wonder what I was doing with Usagi in
that way. But one may not see it in her, but she is the type to
attack me. She will pounce on me without much thought. Oh sure, she
looks innocent right now with her big blue eyes, colored like the dark
blue of the sky (not cerulean--which is too green to call her eyes
that), but when I proposed to her officially, you should have seen the
girl. Gold strands falling over her eyes seductively. She pounced on
me and she-- What's that my Sweety?
"I said this is not supposed to be ecchi," Neo-Queen Serenity replied
tartly.
"But Sweety, I get so lost in your big blue eyes, that I forget
myself."
"Stop trying to delay, or it's another week on the armoir," Neo-Queen
Serenity replied coldly.
Fine, fine...
The point is when I panicked. That was the exact day I sent those
dreams back to my former self. It wasn't really that hard to do. I
used Elios to send those dreams. He was a good man about it, and sent
them back to my younger self. I lied about the reason. Dreams are
ageless. They do not follow the currents of time. But the young man
thought he should send them to Usagi too as an after thought. I know
it wasn't bright, but I was under quite a bit of stress at the time. I
lied to myself later--literally, when I said I sent them during
Crystal Tokyo.
Happy now, my sweet? What? OK, I also said those words because I
thought it would give some sort of romantic notion to them too. It's
hard to appease Usagi.
I do love my daughter though, so don't mistake me on that. I did make
it through College and was able to support my daughter.
"How were you able to do that, by the way?" Neo-Queen Serenity asked
tilting her head.
"It wasn't that hard, I used the new royalties the anime gave me for
the motorcycle, the luxery apartment, car, and other things. How much
money they gave me is a secret. Now how much they gave me is a
question to ask, isn't it?"
"You didn't actually steal those gems when you were Tuxedo Mask, did
you?"
"That's for another time, dear."
"Mamoru! Uhhgh. Men."
"Call me Endymion, your loyal servant."
PAUSE CRASH
"Now what did I do wrong?"
Women.
Hate it like, it want to critique it, I take it!
The only note I have is the wives usually control the money in Japan.