Hmmm...heres the fifth chapter, not bad...and thank you so much for you´re reviews, thats what keeps me writhing this story!

NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Chapter 5

"No."

"No what?" Akiko asked Sasuke.

"No, I refuse to go in to a underwear shop." Sasuke said and stared at the shop. It was quit big and looked like it sold high quality underwear.

"Why?" Akiko asked again, she stared at him and wondered why he looked so...so...disturbed...(I wonder why…?)

"Because." he ansered simply.

"Because what?"

"Because...because."

"Sasuke, darling you dont make any sense."

"Dont call me that!" Sasuke said sending a death glare at her

"Why not darling?" she said again, smiling at him.

"Just dont say that again okay!" he said while looking away not showing the annoying face.

"Sure sugar! Now come on, lets get this done!" she said and dragged him into the shop.

"NO!" he tried to stop her but it was to late. He was now inside he underwear shop! All the ladies in the shop turned their heads to stare at him. Their eyes burned throw his skin, it felt like they scanned his body all over. It was always the same thing, ever where he walked women would stare at him flirt, smile or wink at him...it was even worst now when he was twenty.

Akiko diden´t seem to notice she just rushed around in the shop talking to her self about the underwear. Sasuke felt so alone. How he hated to be watched by women in that way. And Akiko was just running around.

"Wait! She´s supposed to be my girlfriend! Then why am I still standing here! If I go over there, then the hags here will understand that I´m with her!" Sasuke thought, he saw Akiko standing near by pulling in a bra.

"Akiko." he called out when he walked over to her. Akiko looked up and smiled at him.

"Wassup darling?" she greeted him, Sasuke made no expression at all.

"Are you done here yet?" he asked in a annoying voice.

"No of course not, I have to try it on too, you know."

"No, Akiko I really wanna leave now." he tried to whisper out so only she would hear, but suddenly it seemed that many women had taken interest in Akiko too and was now sending her jealous glares.

Akiko stared at Sasuke dumbly. "He wanna leave? Why, aren´t I the one whose supposed to be bored on this nice little shopping adventure?" Akiko thought to herself but got that funny little feeling that you´re being watched, she turned her head and saw all the women stare at her and Sasuke. "They staring there eye balls out at us, why? Is it...oh...I see, It must be because Sasuke still has remains of food in his teeth´s! Or they are looking at him and want to kill me for being with him, but it can also be that there all lesbians and are jealous at Sasuke for being with me, because I´m such a hot babe! Yeah, that must be it...hmm...should I buy the red bra or the black one?" Akiko held up the underwear and looked at it closely, Sasuke observing every move she made. "The way his watching over me, it´s annoying! I dont like it...I know! Lets humiliate him in front of the lesbians! YEAH!"

"What is she thinking? I dont like that look on her face!" Sasuke thought while he suspiciously watched Akiko´s evil smile.

"Hmmm...Sasuke why dont you help me pick out some underwear, hmmm?" she asked in a sweet voice. Sasuke looked at her suspiciously.

"What, why, how?" he asked before he thought. Akiko turned around and began to slowly walk away.

"Well you know..." she said slowly raising her hand pulling out a black sexy night shirt. Sasuke felt a very faint blush form on his checks. Did she really mean that or was it just something that belonged to one of her sick evil plans again?

"I umm...ok..." he said unsure of what to do. The women all around them diden´t look like they liked Akiko, more like the opposite.

"Soooo… how do you like this one?" she asked him and pulled out another white bra.

"I...It...It´s...It´s nic...nice..." Sasuke stuttered out. Akiko smiled at him, the ladies was almost minding there own business, but now and then sending a glare at Akiko and Sasuke.

"I know! I´m gonna try this on!" she said and dragged Sasuke with her. In the changing room Akiko was busy trying the underwear on, now and then asking Sasuke stupid questions while mentally laughing her ass off. Sasuke on the other hand diden´t enjoy this as much as Akiko. It was boring embarressing and most of all annoying! He would rather spend a night together with Orochimaru than be in this store.

"Sasuke, darling." Akiko said behind the curtains.

"Yeah." Sasuke said not moving.

"Come here!" she said and pulled him in into the changing room before he could protest. Sasuke was pushed up against the wall and stared with wide eyes on Akiko who only hade underwear on.

"What are you doing...?" he asked, and once again a blush was coming.

"Well I´m supposed to be you´re fianceé, so dont you think I should act like one?" she said and rolled her eyes. "Just play alone with me on this, or else I can promise you that I will make sure that you will have more fan girls that before..." she half whispered out.

"Is that a threat." Sasuke asked.

"Mhmm, it is."

"You can´t threaten me."

"Wanna bet?"

How he hated to admit it but he needed Akiko, the two of his most feared fan girls had backed off and all because of Akiko. "Fuck...I forgot that I have to play along in this game...why did this happen? I ´m Uchiha Sasuke, I´m not supposed to be in a situation like this..." he asked (more like whined...) himself but Akiko interrupted him again as usual.

"Darling, how do you like the bra? Nice enough to look on?" she asked him loud enough for the ones out side that was trying to eye drop on them. Which meant every women in the store...

"Huh...yeah..." he said. sweat running down his forehead.

"Is it good enough to rip of when were in for it?"

"WH...I mean...yeah...huh...yeah..." even more sweat running down his forehead.

"Would you like to do it now?" now the sweat was running down his forehead like a river...

"AKIKO!" Sasuke screamed out causing all the women outside to push their ears on to the door and listen interested in whats going on inside.

"That good huh...?" Akiko asked and smiled at Sasuke´s red face.

"Akiko...are we done here?" he asked and looked down on the floor.

"Hmm...yeah!" she said, she turned around and began to undress herself and change back into her own cloths, not minding Sasuke who almost was about to blackout from lack of blood.

"That would be 12000 yen. " the cashier said and smiled at the ´happy couple´. Akiko turned to Sasuke.

"Darling, would you..." she began, smiling at him and winking at him.

"Yeah, yeah..." Sasuke said and pay the women, he wanted to leave fast. All the humiliation Akiko had put him threw. He should kill her, and feed her body to the crows. But then again the women in the store wheren´t as annoying as they usually would be, maybe this hole ´fianceé´ thing actually worked. He had to think this over before he kill her.

When they got out from the store Sasuke meet a scene more terrible then his worst night mare, and for Akiko it was the best opportunity in a life time to piss Sasuke off! Everyone of Sasuke´s fan girl was there. Standing in front the store staring at him with hearts in there eyes while crying. And of course Ino and Sakura was in the front.

"Wow! So many..." Akiko said impressed of the big sighs off the group.

"Oh no..." was all that Sasuke said. The fan girls diden´t say a word for a long time just standing there and staring at Sasuke´s presence. Until Sakura broke the silence.

"Sasuke-kun...is she really...?" Sakura asked anger burning in her emerald coloured eyes when she sended her death glare at Akiko.

"Huh." Sasuke said.

"Please Sasuke we have to know for real!" Ino said.

"Huh." he said again, in shock of facing them all at once.

"Yeah! I am! " Akiko ansered in a cheery mood.

"YOU LIEING BITCH!" Sakura screamed and pointed an accusing finger at Akiko. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU´RE SASUKE -KUN´S FIANCEÉ!" Sakura screamed at her. While everyone else turned their heads to stare at her.

"What you got a problem with that?" Akiko asked and walked up to Sakura.

"Yeah! So what! You´re not worhty of Sasuke-kun!" Sakura snatched back.

"Who do you think you are come here and steal Sasuke-kun from us!" Ino hissed at Akiko. While the other girls where coming closer and closer to Akiko. Akiko wanted to back away but Sasuke was standing behind her blocking the way. And besides backing away from some stupid girls would hurt her pride.

"Sasuke-kun! Tell us that she isen´t you´re fianceé! please..." one of the girls said and cried. Sasuke looked at them with a disgusting grimace on his face.

"Hn, none of you´re business." he said at them, some started to cry again, but Ino and Sakura turned back to Akiko.

"You´re a dead one..." Sakura said to Akiko. Before anyone knew it Ino was about to smack Akiko in the face but just a centimetres from Akiko´s face Ino´s arm was caught by Sasuke. He was pissed and the sharigan glowed in his eyes and staring at the crowd.

"Dont touch her!" he said in a sharp voice at Ino. Ino stared at him with big eyes. Sasuke just protected that girl.

"Why, shes just a simple slut!" she ansered.

"You´re the sluts here." Sasuke said and stared out on the crowd. Stunned by Sasuke´s action no one made a single move, not even Sakura. Sasuke turned to the slightly shocked Akiko.

"Lets go back home." he said and took her arm and began to walk away. Akiko fallowed him closely behind. Akiko looked behind them and saw all the girls standing there staring at them, she turned her head back and hurried up her speed, which Sasuke noticed.

"They wont hunt us down." he said

"What?"

"I said they wont hunt us down." he repeated again.

"I heard you the first time!"

"Then why did you say ´what´?"

"What, I´m not allowed to say ´what´!" Akiko snatched.

"No need to be rude, I saved you´re ass back there!" Sasuke stepped in front of her, causing her to stop in her tracks.

"No you diden´t! I can take perfectly care of myself! And besides if she would have hit me it would have been a good excuse for me to kick her ass!" Akiko said and walked by him

Sasuke sighned "Do you even know any sort of ninjutsu, taijutsu or genjutsu?" he asked.

"What are dose?" she asked dumbly.

"Uhu, you dont know what it is!" he said a little shocked, but remember he is an Uchiha so he can show that he was shocked!

"No, should I?"

"Then I´ll take it that you´re not a ninja."

"Ninja! Do dose still exist!" she almost screamed out amazed. Sasuke rose an eye brown.

"You diden´t know that?" he asked her suspiciously.

"No, I mean I dont know...but still, wow...!" she said confused

"Still exist? What are she talking about, they always existed! I´m one...but then again she have anmesia, I better keep an eye on her.She can be a spy with good acting skills…" Sasuke thought. "I see you´ll need to learn some basics..." he said and walked away. Leaving Akiko behind still amazed about the ninja thing.

When they came back to Sasuke´s house they where both surprised to see that there where no fan girls there at all! Sasuke had never seen his house with out fan girls around it...he coulden´t believe it was true...maybe this fianceé thing really, really did work! If that was true then he would never let Akiko go! Nha...scratch the last thing, he diden´t want to live with her for the rest of his life, she was annoying, loud, and...and...cute...NO! he did not think that last thing! That must have been someone else mixtureing with his mind. Yeah that must be it...lets blame it on Naruto…

"SASUKE!" Akiko screamed again, she tried to talk to him but diden´t get any contact at all. "SASUKE!"

"WHAT!" he screamed back surprising himself and Akiko.

"No need to scream..." she said and walked away

"What...you´re the ones screaming!" he tried to argue back but Akiko was already at the front door singing some stupid song she heard on the radio, she found in the basement, using the damn raido to piss Sasuke off with. Which always works quz he hates the stupid music the raido station are playing.

Well done with this chapter, it´s really crappy isen´t it? I think so…lets hope the next one will be better, see ya! (And dont forget to review!)