Hey guys. I'm sorry for taking so long. I've been really busy. And right now I'm so pissed it's not even funny. Any way I have a few updates about the story.

!THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO PLEASE READ!

1:I am no longer going to respond to reviews. I love getting reviews and I don't have any thing against them but I've been getting so many lately that it's starting to take to long to respond to them all.

2:I am going to make the story a tad bit more... literate. Don't worry you'll still get the same funny ha ha but with a tad but more detail.

Thank you for reading this and please enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 22:Bad morning

Kim rolled on Alyssa bed laughing.

"I can't believe it! You actually lip-locked Jaken! "She yelled.

"Shh! "Alyssa put one finger up to her mouth.

"I don't want the whole castle to know. This was all a complete accident! "She whispered. Kim laughed harder.

"Oh I can't believe I missed it. I could of took a picture. I bet people would pay big money to see Jaken kissing a normal girl -no wait- any girl! I could sell them on eBay! "Kim teased. Alyssa glared at her.

"This isn't funny Kim! So stop joking. "She snapped. Kim stopped laughing with a happy sigh.

"Okay so tell me one more time what happened. "She smiled. Alyssa sighed a sigh not as happy as Kim's.

"Jaken came into my room and pretty much begged me to forgive him. I told him to get lost but he wouldn't leave! "Alyssa whined.

"So you kissed him? "Kim looked confused.

"No! I kicked him! Then he kissed me! "Alyssa yelled.

"Right I'm sure. Jaken's a short little toad demon. There's no way you could of not dodged a kiss from him. "Kim smirked. Alyssa's face turned red (not from blushing but with anger)

"Why would I want that stupid dirt brain ,gay ,idiot ,smelly ,weird ,perverted toad to even touch me? Okay I'm done talking about this! "Alyssa yelled and turned away from Kim. Kim giggled.

"I'm just kidding. Geez you take it so personal. "She said. Alyssa turned back around and sighed.

"I know but it was the worst experience of my life and I want to forget it. "She mumbled. Kim nodded.

"Now tell me what happened with you and Kokiyou. How did he break down that door? "Alyssa smirked. Kim rolled her eyes.

"Kokiyou didn't. Sesshomaru did. "She said in a 'well duh' tone. Alyssa laughed out loud.

"What happened this time? "She asked. Kim sighed and explained the whole story. By the time she had finished Alyssa was rolling on the floor laughing.

"It's not that funny... "Kim glared at Alyssa.

"Yes it is! I can't believe you got Sesshomaru to play along with that 'I know he loves me. ' thing! And for him to say he's not comfortable! Priceless! "Alyssa yelled. Kim looked at Alyssa's door.

"Yeah but he's such a jerk. when I asked him what to do about the door the broke he just shrugged and pretty much told me he didn't care! The nerve! "Kim growled. Alyssa climbed back up onto the bed.

"Hey don't take it so personally. This is Sesshomaru. The Ice Prince. I wouldn't expect any feelings from that guy. "Alyssa shrugged.

"He's in his own little world. " Kim nodded.

"Yeah. I'm going to bed now. "Kim stood up and walked towards a pile of mats, pillows ,and etc. The two girls had striped Kim's room of all it's comfortable cloths and such to make a nice bed for Kim till her door got fixed. She laid down on the pile and yawned.

"I hope Sesshomaru fixes that door soon. "Kim thought out loud. Alyssa laid down on her own bed.

"I wouldn't hold your breath. "She teased. Kim giggled.

"I know that. " Alyssa smiled then blew out a candle next to her bed. The room went dark and the two girls fell asleep.

Sesshomaru woke before every one else once again. It was so boring in the morning all alone. No Jaken to bother him. No Rin asking him silly questions with obvious answers. No Kim shooting insults at him for "not respecting her". Although to any one else these would seem like annoyances he missed them in the morning. It was something to keep his mind of work.

Sesshomaru sighed.

I wonder what Kim did about her door.

He walked down a hallway that lead to our favorite demon and human cousins rooms. He was going to wake up Kim. Use training as an excuse to get some company even though the sun hadn't even awoken yet. When he got there he starred at the empty space where the door was.

At first he started to panic when he saw Kim's door on the floor and her room with things thrown all over the place. (Kim and Alyssa didn't really mind making the mess when they swiped all the pillows, mats, etc) Then he remembered what happened last night and sighed. How did he not remember? Why did he assume the worst had happened?

The quickly pushed all thoughts out of his head and walked to Alyssa's door.

"She must be in here. "He mumbled. He knocked on the door softly. Hard enough for Kim's demon ears to hear but soft enough to not wake Alyssa. He liked it better when Alyssa wasn't around during training. She was a huge distraction to Kim.

The door slowly opened and Kim peaked her sleepy head out from behind it.

"What do you want? "She said with a yawn.

"We are going to train. "Sesshomaru wanted to laugh. Kim wasn't a morning person. He hair was escaping her pony tail and flying in all different directions. Her eyes where slightly opened to show she was still in sleep mode. He kimono's obi had twisted probably from her moving around so much trying to make herself comfortable. He noticed her sloppy posture as she used the door's frame to support her body, which looked like it was about to fall back asleep any moment.

"What color is the sky in your world Sesshomaru? Oh I'm sorry. You probably can't even see it yet since the suns not even up! "She snapped. Sesshomaru glared.

So she's not a morning person on the inside as well.

"It doesn't matter. It is best we finish training early so the rest of the day I can do my work. Now go get your self ready. I will meet you in the garden in 20 minutes. I trust you can find the garden by your self by now? "He asked. Kim sighed and nodded telling Sesshomaru he had won.

"Good. I will be waiting. "Sesshomaru said then turned around.

"Hold it right there Mr. No Feelings. "Kim growled. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. Lucky for him his back was turned to Kim so he could not see his rude body language. Or she would of smacked his eyes right out of his head.

"When are you planning on fixing my door? "She asked.

"First, it is not your door. I am simply letting you borrow it really. Along with the rest of the room that is truly mine. "He said. Sesshomaru could feel Kim glaring at the back of his head.

"Well then. Any chance of me borrowing another door? "She was not in the mood to fight this early, Sesshomaru nodded.

"Another door would take some time to make. So I'll have the servants prepare a different room for you. "He said.

"But I love where my room is! It's right next to Alyssa's! I can't get lost. And the balcony and color scheme is beautiful. "Kim whined. Sesshomaru sighed.

"Your new room will also have a balcony with an equally beautiful room and a very similar color. I know ofone room that is almost identical to the one you have been staying in. You should be content there until I get another door for you to 'borrow'. And that's the end. Stop wasting time and get ready. I'll be in the garden. "Sesshomaru ended the conversation and ran away.

"Hey! "Kim yelled. That was just like him. Running away so he could have the last word.

It must make him feel so important.

She frowned and closed the door. She hurried to get on a simple gray kimono. She didn't want to ruin the better ones training. Who knows how long it would take for Sesshomaru to "lend" her a replacement. She sighed and tied her hair up with a dark blue ribbon, letting two strands of hair fall from either side of her face. It kept the hair out of her eyes which helped a lot. She starred at her reflection in the mirror.

I'm looking more like a real demon every day.

She glared at the mirror. The silver in her hair had grown greatly taking over the red territory. The color combination made it look almost purple. (Okay I know red and silver not exactly a purple mixture but oh well! I like purple! ) She finally walked out the room to meet Sesshomaru.

"Oh Kim-chan! "A familiar voice hummed behind her. Kim sighed and slapped her forehead.

Not this early...

"What do you want Kokiyou? "She said in a less then happy tone.

"Why my dear snugly poo. I just wanted to say good morning. "He smiled. Kim glared at him.

"What have I told you about the pet names? "She snapped. Kokiyou sighed.

"Actually Kokiyou there's some thing I wanted to tell you for a while now. "Kim said. Kokiyou's eyes widened.

"Yes Kim-chan? "He asked.

"Go away! "She yelled as loud as she could.(Notice the bold text )

"What? "Kokiyou gasped.

"I'm sick of you being here. All your doing is ruining my life, if it wasn't for you I'd still have a door! And I'd be able to keep my perfect room. But no you just had to go and screw every thing up! I want you out of the castle and I want you out now! "She yelled. Kokiyou didn't move. Kim was kinda surprised cause she wanted him to take the hint and go away. But we all no Kokiyou and his stupid brain.

"Oh Kim-chan. "He said and took Kim's hands.

"Stop it! "Kim snapped and pulled her hands away.

"I've had a bad morning and if you leave it might make my day better. "She mumbled.

"I'm not leaving you here alone with that barbaric demon! How could I? "He asked.

"Simple. By walking right out the front door. After that just keep walking till you get to an ocean. Then you start swimming. When you finally reach land just walk again until you are killed by bandits, rocks ,birds, etc. "Kim explained. Kokiyou looked at her serious.

"I'm not leaving unless you come with me. "He said. Kim sighed.

"And I would never leave with you. So just leave by your self! "She yelled.

"Come Kim. I know you don't want to be here. And I don't want to be here! So let's run away together. "He took and step closer to her but she back away.

"Yeah right! And leave Alyssa here alone. "She snapped. Kokiyou thought for a second then sighed.

"Fine. She may come too. There has to be a nice young man for her back at my palace. "He nodded. Kim didn't respond to this.

"I have to go. I was going to meet Sesshomaru for training 10 minutes ago. Your a real waste of time! "She ran off.

"I'll meet you in Alyssa's room at night to escape! Don't worry I've got it all planed out! "He yelled after her. Kim rolled her eyes.

"That's not the best thing to yell out. "She mumbled. She ran as fast as she could. It had already been 45 minutes and it would be another 15 till she actually got to the garden. Finally she arrived at the garden. But there was no sign of Sesshomaru.

"Hello? Sesshomaru? "Kim yelled. She looked around.

"Sesshomaru I'm in no mood for these stupid hide-and-seek games! "She yelled. A leaf fell in front of Kim. Kim watched it as it fell. She went to look up at the tree it feel from but in stead saw some one jumping from the tree, sword drawn, and heading right for her!

"EEK! "She screamed and quickly dodged the attack just enough for it to miss her.

"Who do you think you are...Sesshomaru! "Kim yelled seeing that the figure was indeed Sesshomaru. He glared at her.

"That was to close of a call. "He mumbled. Kim grabbed her sword from a nearby tree and sprinted towards him.

"What were you thinking? You could of killed me! "She yelled and swung her sword at Sesshomaru who easily dodged it.

"Your late. "He said while dodging Kim's attacks.

"I had a problem. "She snapped. Sesshomaru raised an eye brow.

"Really and that problem is...? "He said dodging yet another pointless attack.

"Well once upon atime there was a lord and a lady. They got married and brought an evil force onto this word. That evil force is know as Kokiyou. "She growled. Sesshomaru also growled.

"What did he do this time? "He stopped moving around. Kim though kept swinging.

"I told him to leave and he wouldn't. Now he's talking about taking me and Alyssa back to his palace and finding Alyssa a guy and me and him getting married. He's such a dork. He thinks tonight we're going to run away with him. "She frowned. Although it appeared Sesshomaru was paying attention he was really deep in thought.

Kokiyou is becoming to much of a distraction to Kim. I'll have to deal with him...

"Sesshomaru! "Kim yelled. Sesshomaru snapped out of his thoughts to see Kim's sword coming right at him in a what could be hurtful blow. His instincts took over and the grabbed the sword before it could hit him. Then threw it and Kim into a rather hard tree. Kim screamed once she hit the tree. It was a hard tree, hard throw, not so hard Kim.

"Sesshomaru...you...idiot. "She mumbled and sat up. Sesshomaru mentally slapped him self. Now Kim was a bruised and had scratches all over.

Crack.

Kim looked up at the tree and her eyes widened. Sesshomaru followed her eyes to where the tree was breaking in half. The top part would fall on Kim.

Snap.

Kim let out a yipe as the tree's top snapped of and was about to fall right on her. She closed her eyes and prepared for impact.

But a few seconds passes and she didn't feel any thing. Nothing was happening.

The tree will hit me any second...Come on you stupid tree! I don't have all day!

Kim opened one to see what was taking so long. To her surprise she wasn't where the tree had fallen anymore. She was safe a few yards away from it. She opened both eyes and looked in the trees direction when she saw what had saved her. Sesshomaru was holding her looking back at the tree.

"Sesshomaru! "Kim gasped and blushed a little. Sesshomaru looked back at her.

"I assume you are not injured? "He stood up pulling her up along with him.

"Umm. Yeah ,thanks. "She blushed a little more.

Okay now I know what Sesshomaru meant when he was talking about not being comfortable.

Sesshomaru nodded. Kim was waiting for some thing to happen. He didn't let her go, he didn't pull her closer, he didn't do any thing. He just stood there starring at her like an idiot. She realized this is the way he always looks. No way to predict his next move or at least have proof of it. He just stares into space. Kim glared at him.

"Hello! Earth to Sesshomaru! What are doing? "She snapped then realized she was a little harsh, Sesshomaru glared at her and let her go. Kim sighed. She was just getting use to that. What an idiot she was.

"Sorry. You just weren't saying any thing so I kinda snapped... "She mumbled. Sesshomaru nodded.

"Training is over. I will send a servant to take care of your injuries. "He said. Kim looked down at her self. She had bruises almost every where. There were probably a few on her back too. She sighed.

"Okay. Thanks. "Kim tried to take a step forward but stopped before her foot could touch the ground.

"What? "Sesshomaru mumbled.

"Ow. "Kim said simply with wide eyes.

"Get over it. "Sesshomaru growled. Kim glared at him.

"That was rude! How could you be so mean? The only reason I'm hurt is because you threw me into the stupid tree! I could of died and it would of been all your fault! But you don't care! You couldn't care less! Maybe I will leave with Kokiyou! It would be a lot better then staying here with you! "She yelled. Sesshomaru's eyes softened a little but not enough for Kim to notice.

"Never mind! I'll just get to Kokiyou to help me! I'm sure he wouldn't mind. "She smirked knowing how much Sesshomaru hated Kokiyou.

"Oh Koki...! "Kim yelled half way but Sesshomaru's hand trapped the rest of the words inside her mouth, Kim glared (I just realized how much glaring is in this story) over at him. He shook his head telling Kim that there was no way he would let her call him. Kim sighed and pulled his hand away from her.

"Fine! But never do that again. "She warned. Sesshomaru nodded and placed her arm around his neck. She used his support to walk.

"I will take you to your new room. The servant are probably already done filling it with your backpack. "He said. Kim nodded.

"Fine. "She sighed still not liking the idea of a new room. Sesshomaru looked down at her.

"If you have any problems just yell. My room is right next to it. "He said. Kim gasped. A room next to Sesshomaru's? That means he could annoy her even more now.

"But as far as possible from Kokiyou's. "He smirked. Kim smiled.

"That's good. But why next to your room? "She asked.

"You said you wanted a room like the one you had so this was the most similar one. "He shrugged.

"Kim-chan! "

Kim and Sesshomaru looked forward to see Kokiyou in his own little panic world.

"Let go of her you demon! "He yelled. Sesshomaru and Kim sighed at the same time.

There it is! I hope you liked it. I know not as much funny but there will be more funny! I promise.