Even More Things You'll Never Hear/See on One Piece

Guess what? I actually got an idea for another chapter! But unfortunately, this chapter is rather short. Sorry.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Kanthia (Oi yeah, that's obvious) but there was this kid in Middle School who wanted to own Chick-Fil-A. Yes, I am working on Destroy the Company, don't rush me, dangit! Yes, I'm working on that current event summary for History class, too!

Luffy was bored for once. In fact, the whole crew was bored,(No, not including Kanthia) as the sky was clear and they laid in a circle upon the deck of the Going Choppy. The only exception was Nami who was drooling over Sanji's body, which was inside a scuba suit(The barrel kind used in the show). Then suddenly, Chopper got an idea.

"Hey! Let's play a game!" he said.

"What kind of game?" asked Luffy.

Chopper replied, "It's called, 'Things You'll Never Hear on the Going Choppy!' "

"How do we play it?" asked Zoro.

"It's easy," said Chopper. "We just make a list of quotes that are too ridiculous to ever be heard."

Robin looked confused.

"For example, 'Sanjji! Leave Nami alone, she doesn't like you!"

This caught Nami and Sanji's attention, although they were spacing off and didn't know what was happening, while the rest of the crew was laughing senseless.

"What's going on?" asked Nami.

Usopp answered, "We're playing 'Things We'll Never Hear on the Going Choppy'. It's like this: Nami! You're so greedy, if we had to pay over 10,000 belli to some guy, you'd slam a boat into him!"

At that moment, Nami's lip quivered and she began to cry. "But I'd never do that! Not even if we went to some place called Skypiea where I learned how to drive a small boat called a waver that didn't use wind and some law enforcer tells us to pay 700,000 belli because we didn't pay the entrance fee! I would never slam a boat into anyone!" She continued sobbing.

"Gosh, Nami, where did you get all that?" asked Usopp.

"Uh, it doesn't seem like she gets the idea of the game yet," stated Zoro.

"Hey Usopp!" said Luffy. "You're the best shot in the world, even better than Zolo!"

"Oh yeah?" replied Zoro. "Well, you eat too much meat and not enough vegetables!"

"And as for you," started Robin, "You really need one night without having insomnia."

"Robin is a bookworm! She even read a book about the Rainbow Mist!" claimed Chopper.

"Chopper is short!" said Sanji. "Er, you're not offended, are you?"

"No, Sanji," answered Chopper. "But your cooking is utterly fantastic! And you wear the fanciest clothes ever!"

"Hey, let's talk ridiculously about other people too!" said Luffy. "Buggy has the worst hearing ever!"

"Jango is weird!" said Usopp.

"Arlong never uses a can opener!" siad Zoro.

"Mr. 2 is gay!" said Sanji.

"Wapol is fat! " said Chopper.

"Well, um... hey, I can't think of anything!" complained Robin.

Nami kept crying.

Anyway, they continued playing for hours.

Afterwards...

Luffy: Hey! I see land!

Zoro: Wait, what is that place?

Robin: I don't know because I never read books.

Usopp: (Adjusts goggles) Wait, it looks like... New York City!

Chopper: Ha! I had planned to come here all along!

Nami: (Still crying)

Sanji: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! A GIANT WOMAN!

And so, these are more things that you will never hear or see on One Piece. Especially the last part.