This Chapter has Been Edited---C.M.G
Okay I know I'm a bad person. I haven't updated but her's my list of excuses.
9/13:I made the new chappie.
9/14:I just made another chapter. I'll be fine.
9/15:Do do do do. I don't feel like writing.
9/16:Soccer game.
9/17:Friday! Duh.
9/18:Writes half of chapter. Goes to cousin's house.
9/19:Back from cousins. Grounded from computer for three days.
9/20:Grounded.
9/21:YEAH! NO MORE Grounding! (My dad can't count I think)
Chapter 24:In a Nutshell!Death By a Spoon!
Sesshomaru didn't know what to do. There he was holding Kim who wasn't doing any thing and there was no Kokiyou to break up the moment. There was a good side and a bad side. Bad side was Kokiyou was no where to be found and Kim was in his arms. Good side was..Kokiyou was no where to be found and Kim was in his arms.
"Uh Sesshomaru.. "Kim finally spoke up. Sesshomaru looked down. She was resting her head on his fluffy thingy and seemed deep in thought.
"What? "Sesshomaru's voice cracked slightly from trying to stay emotionless and at very emotional time.
"What...what's going on? "She asked. Sesshomaru shook his head. It was time for him to give up. Hiding every thing was just getting to hard.
"I don't know. "He sighed and held her tighter. Kim's face was taken over by red. She looked like a giant cherry with sun burn.
"Well um me either so maybe we should...umm. "Kim struggled to find the right words. This ,to her, was also a good and bad thing. She didn't want it to stop but then again she did at the same time. Finally she also sighed. Less then a month ago if any one asked her "Do you want to have a nice romantic moment with Sesshomaru? " she would of been jumping for joy screaming yes! Now she wasn't so sure. Why did she like him so much back when he use to be just an anime character?
"Sesshomaru I think.. "Kim brought her head up so she was starring directly at Sesshomaru's face. Even though he did have to tilt his head down slightly. They just did that for a while. Starring at each other. No one making a move. (I know I suck at romantic stuff. I'm humor writer! Not romance! )
"Umm like I was saying... "Kim finally broke the silence. It wasn't comfortable for her to have all that silence and all that 'contact'.
Sesshomaru's head shot up and he looked down a hall.
"Sesshomaru? Hello! I was talking! "Kim growled at how easily he could ruin such a moment.
"Listen. "He whispered. Kim looked confused then focused on listening. Even though it was hard with Sesshomaru still holding her.
She could hear foot steps. But their pattern was strange. It was almost like a skip. She focused harder and could hear a humming from who ever was coming. It was the hum of a little girl.
"Rin. "Sesshomaru growled. Kim looked up at him.
"Of course. "Kim mumbled. She was expecting him to let her go so Rin wouldn't expect any thing. But when he didn't she grew nervous.
"Sesshomaru. I think you should let me go. "She snapped. Sesshomaru acted like he didn't notice her. Kim glared at him.
"Sesshomaru! "She yelled. He sighed and looked over at her.
"What do you want? "He asked. Kim growled.
"Oh I don't know. Maybe for.. ummm..hmmm let's see. Oh yes I remember now. How you to get your perverted claws off me! "She yelled.
"Perverted? "Sesshomaru asked confused. Kim growled again.
"What's your problem? Can't you see Rin's... "She stopped before the last word.
"Ahem. " The little girl that ruined the best moment of Kim's life was standing in their hall.
"Oh Hi Rin! "Kim smiled and pushed away from Sesshomaru tired of waiting for him to let her go. Rin stood there smirking.
"Hello. Rin wasn't interrupting some thing? Was Rin? "She said and kept that grin spread out across he face.
"Of course not. I just tripped and Sesshomaru caught me. No biggie! "Kim gave a nice big fake smile. Rin looked a little disappointed now.
"Oh so... Rin was interrupting. "She mumbled. Kim shook her head.
"Don't worry Rin. Every thing's fine. You didn't do any thing wrong. "Kim smiled for real this time.
"Rin. "Sesshomaru stepped next to Kim who had wondered off some.
"Yes Lord Sesshomaru? "Rin smiled.
"I told you not to follow me or come near us. So what are you doing here? "He asked. Rin blushed and looked down.
"I'm sorry Lord Sesshomaru. But I didn't know you were still here. I thought you would of taken Kim to her room by now. "She said. Sesshomaru looked suspicious.
"And where were you going? "He questioned.
"Umm to the garden. I want to talk to... "Rin paused.
"Kokiyou. "She mumbled. Sesshomaru growled.
"Why? "He snapped. Kim hit Sesshomaru over the head.
"Shut up Sesshomaru! "She yelled. Kim smiled and looked at Rin.
"Go on Rin. I'll take care of Senor Poppy Pants here. You go talk to Kokiyou about what ever. "She said sweetly. Rin giggled and nodded.
"Oh Kim-chan. Those funny names will never get old to Rin. "She ran off.
"Thank you! "She yelled back.
"Your welcome! "Kim yelled also and waved. Once she was sure Rin was out of hearing and seeing distance Kim turned to Sesshomaru.
"What was that for! "He yelled. Kim glared at him.
"First for being so snappy with Rin! You were being a big jerk. " She held up one finger to his face.
"And second for not letting me go or making a freakin move! "She growled. Sesshomaru looked confused. He understood what she meant by not letting go but not making a move? What's that suppose to mean?
"Making a move? "He questioned. Kim slapped him again.
"Yes! Stop toying around with me! "She snapped. Sesshomaru ignored the slap and looked confused.
"What are you talking about? "He yelled. Kim frowned.
"You were holding me for like a really long time. And you didn't even do any thing! "She screamed. Sesshomaru understood now.
"Sesshomaru what are you thinking? "Kim growled. Sesshomaru shrugged.
"I don't know. "He said like a little school boy who was being questioned for something he did wrong
"What ever! "Kim calmed herself down.
"Can you just take me to my new room? I have a lot of thinking to do. "She sighed. Sesshomaru nodded and put his arm around to her to help her ankle.
"No! No touching! "Kim snapped. Sesshomaru stepped back. Kim mentally smacked herself right in the face when she realized how harsh that was. She expected him to growl and stomp away yelling how she could help herself. But instead he did some thing she least expected. He smirked. Why was he smirking? What good could he possibly find in this?
"Very well. You can walk on your own then. Just follow me. "He said still smirking and began walking away. Kim stood there confused for a moment then realized how far behind she was going.
"You know you could at least go slow! "She yelled. Sesshomaru looked back still smirking. That was really starting to piss Kim off. And he knew it was.
"You are such a jerk. "She mumbled and limped after him.
Alyssa walked towards the garden. She had followed Kim and Sesshomaru there a few times to spy on them so she knew the way. Rin had asked her to take care of Kokiyou so she would. And she had the perfect plan.
"Sesshomaru and Kim will be such a cute couple. "She mumbled then sighed.
"But once they're together Kim will hang out with him all the time. And there's a chance she won't really be hanging out with me. I'll be all alone. "Alyssa thought about her situation for a moment then came to a conclusion.
"I need a boy friend. "She turned down another hall. Ever since she was 12 she had become boy crazy. Always wanting a boyfriend. Tons of boys liked her but she would always turn them down. How could she be so desperate for a boy friend when there were so many choices? How can some one be picky and boy crazy at the same time? She thought of her options.
Since I'm here I have to think of boys from here. There's Jaken...no way. Sesshomaru? Kim would kill me. Kokiyou? Nah he's to obsessed with Kim. Dude, why does Kim get all the freakin guys! It's like the opposite of our world!
Back in their own world, Alyssa always got the guys. It was occasional for Kim to snag one but with Kim being a tomboy and Alyssa being a girly girl they all floated toward the blond cousin.But for some reason boys in this world must of like the tomboys with attitude problems.
Oh well, Kim deserves it.
Alyssa was having a hard time picking out her newest crush. And right on topic a certain little toad demon decided at that moment to be with his love.
"Oh Alyssa. "Jaken said happily.
"Leave me alone Jaken! You already ruined my life enough. "Alyssa growled. Jaken looked upset.
"But my dear... "He mumbled. Alyssa sighed.
"Listen Jaken. I have no interest in you. Sorry but your not my type and I can't imagine any thing worst then being with you. Now if you don't mind I have a lord to kill. "Alyssa said and walked away leaving Jaken.
"A lord to kill? "He mumbled.
"Oh no! "Jaken thought he knew what lord Alyssa was talking about.
"Lord Sesshomaru! "Jaken yelled and ran away.
"This is your room. "Sesshomaru opened the door. Kim glared at him and wobbled in. She gasped.
"This room is even better then my old one! "She said surprised. And it was. The room was about double the old ones size. She got upgraded from a queen size bed to a king. He walls were a lavender color and the floors were wood but soft. The balcony had an even better view.
"This is great. "She looked around more. As we all know Kim is easily amused.
"Oh my gosh no way! "She ran over to a big hole in the floor.
"Is this a...? "She pointed at the hole and looked over at Sesshomaru.
"A bath. "He said. Kim looked back around. Her wardrobe was also double in size! Sesshomaru sighed.
"I'm leaving now. If you need any thing my rooms the first on the left. "He turned around. Kim nodded.
"K. "Kim limped over to her bed and flopped down.
"Now for a nice nap! "She sighed. Sesshomaru chuckled on the inside at her sudden mood swing and he left.
"Lord Sesshomaru! " Sesshomaru sighed and looked right.
Okay who wants what now?
"Yes Rin? "He asked. Rin smiled and looked up at him.
"Rin has a very special question Lord Sesshomaru. "Rin nodded.
"Very well then. What is it? "Sesshomaru wanted to just answer the question and leave.
"Where do babies come from? "Rin asked. Sesshomaru almost jumped at the question.
"Huh? "
Rin giggled.
"Like if you and Kim-chan were to get a baby. What would you do? "Rin tried making the question more simple. Sesshomaru's face turned a very light red.
"Uh. Well.. You see. "Sesshomaru couldn't really say it right.
"Kim! "He finally yelled.
"What? "Kim yelled even louder.
"Get out here now! "He yelled again. He could here Kim growl in her room and hop over to the door.
"I didn't do it I swear. "She said opening the door. Sesshomaru glared at her.
"Not any thing like that but we'll talk about that later. Rin has a question. It would be best for you to answer. "He said.
Kim sighed.
"Okay Rin. What's the question? "She leaned on her door frame.
"Where do babies come from? "Rin repeated.
"What? "Kim gasped.
"Like if you and Lord Sesshomaru wanted a baby what would you do? "Rin sighed. Kim and Sesshomaru looked at each other. Kim's face turned bright red while Sesshomaru's stayed light red.
"Well if me and Sesshomaru wanted a baby... "Kim thought of how she could explain it without actually explaining it.
"We would go to a village and find one with no mother or father. "Kim said. Sesshomaru raised an eye brow.
"Huh? "Both he and Rin said at the same time.
"Well Rin as you know not every child has a mommy or daddy. So we would find one and it would be our child. "Kim nodded. Sesshomaru sighed. At least they answered her question.
"But where did those babies come from? "Rin wasn't done. Kim grabbed Rin's shoulders and started to push her away.
"They came from a cabbage patch. Now go play with Jaken. "She said and let Rin run away. Kim turned around to Sesshomaru.
"That was close. "She sighed. Sesshomaru nodded.
"Yes but where ever did you come up with the cabbage patch? "He asked. Kim shrugged.
"It was on a tv show. "She tested out her ankle to see if it was better.
"A tv show? "Sesshomaru asked. Kim looked happy when she found her ankle was already good as new.
"Do demons heal faster then humans? "She asked ignoring his obvious anti-tv knowledge. Sesshomaru also ignored her ignoring and answered.
"Yes. You should know that. "He said. Kim glared.
"Well excuse me. "She snapped.
"Your excused. " Sesshomaru thought she was finally giving him the respect he thought he deserved.
"I was being sarcastic! Duh! "Kim yelled. Sesshomaru sighed.
"This word 'duh'. What does it mean? I have heard you use it many times. " Kim looked up.
"Well duh means...hmm. I guess you could say...uh "She searched her mind for the right words.
"How can one explain duh? "She questioned her mind.
"It's like saying 'Isn't that obvious? ' or 'Of course you moron! ' in one word. A very good word if you ask me. "Kim smiled. Sesshomaru nodded.
"I see. I will be able to use this with Jaken. "He said. Kim giggled.
"What? "Sesshomaru growled. Kim giggled more.
"It's just duh is some thing young and cool people say. Not people that are as up tight as you. "She said. Sesshomaru glared.
"Then I'll be sure never to use that word. As a matter of fact I will treat it like disrespect if you say it to me. "He said. Kim sighed.
"You sound more and more like my violin teacher every day. "She mumbled. Sesshomaru looked confused.
"Violin? You play the violin? And who is this teacher of yours? "He asked. Kim playing a great insturment like the violin? He oculdn't picture it.
"Yeah I play the violin but not to well and my teacher is Mr.Hill. He teaches me and a whole bunch of other kids. A lot of my friends. "She walked into her room and Sesshomaru followed deciding the conversation was not over.
"Your friends? "He figured if her kept questioning her she would just keep talking.
"Yeah like Katy, Kathy, Lola, Noran ,Noran's little sis Sarah, Curtis I guess, oh and Katliyn. "She continued.
"And this Mr. Hill...how am I like him? "Sesshomaru asked. Kim glared over at him.
"What is this? A game show? What's up with all the questions! "She snapped. Sesshoamru glared back.
"You will answer questions when I ask them. "He growled. Kim glared at him more and let out a soft growl.
"Umm Lord Sesshomaru? Kim-chan? "A voice interrupted them. They both looked over to see a servant standing in the door way. She had black short hair and was wearing a brown kimono that had a crescent moon on it's shirt. Kim noticed that all the servants had that crescent moon. Probably to say they were Sesshomaru's 'property'. Kim examined the girl more. She looked so shy and frail. The last place she wanted to be was in the middle of a fight with two angry dog demons.
"Hello there. "Kim ignored Sesshomaru and smiled.
"What is Kaba? "Sesshomaru growled.
"Umm..Lunch is ready my lord. "Kaba said quickly. Kim almost felt sorry for the girl.
"Thank you Kaba. "She said and walked towards the door.
"Your very welcome. "Kaba bowed as Kim walked by. Sesshomaru followed Kim.
"Oh and one more thing Kaba. "Kim said.
"Yes? "Kaba looked up alarmed.
"Take the rest of the day off. You deserve it. "Kim smirked back at Sesshomaru who looked like he was about to blow.
I don't know if she does deserve it but heck if it make Sesshomaru mad why not?
"Oh umm thank you but I cannot unless Lord Sesshomaru says it. "Kaba looked over at her lord.
"Oh Sesshomaru says it. Isn't that right Sesshomaru? "Kim grinned at Sesshomaru.
"Actually no it's.. "Sesshomaru growled but Kim interrupted.
"I said. Isn't that right Sesshomaru? "Kim repeated in a growl/yell/Do what I saw voice. Sesshomaru got that feeling again. The feeling Kim was growing taller and he was shrinking. Finally he gave up.
"Fine. "He growled. Kaba looked happy. Kim felt like she had done a very good deed. Kaba left and for some odd reason closed the door even though Kim and Sesshomaru were on their way to lunch. But all became clear when they heard her laughing from behind the door. Kim giggled and Sesshomaru glared at her.
"You will pay for that. "He growled. Kim shrugged.
"I'm sure. "She said and made for the door. Sesshomaru blocked the way.
"I am serious. "He warned. Kim smirked.
"So am I. "She said then left. Sesshomaru stood there for a second glaring at her until she was out of sight. Then he sighed.
"Why do I put my self through this? "He mumbled then went for the dinning hall.
"Well hello Sesshomaru. Where have you been? "Kim growled as Sesshomaru finally entered the dinning room. She had been waiting for half an hour and was starving. Sesshomaru smirked.
"Just enjoying the castle's sights. "He said while really he was walking slow just to annoy Kim. He growled when he saw Kokiyou starring at Kim. He took his seat and servants brought out plates of food. Kim noticed Kokiyou and glared.
"What are you looking at? "She snapped.
"The perfection that is your face. "He smiled. Kim looked disgusted.
"Can we eat now? "Alyssa complained. All ignored her.
"Would you just leave me alone? "Kim yelled. Kokiyou shook his head.
"Never my love. Now I've been thinking. What will we name our seven children? "He asked. Kim spit out the water she was sipping on and Sesshomaru glared over at Kokiyou.
"What? "Kim yelled. Kokiyou looked confused.
"We have not talked about this. Well after married it is tradition in my village for the royal's to have seven children. "Kokiyou smirked. Kim frowned.
"You just made that up. Didn't you? "She asked. Kokiyou turned a little red.
"Ummm...uhhhh...No! "You could easily tell he was fibbing.
"You idiot! "Kim was tired of this. She grabbed her spoon and threw it at Kokiyou. But she forgot about her new demon power and threw it harder then any average human.
"Gah! "Kokiyou cried and Kim closed her eyes at the sudden scream.
"Oh my god! "Alyssa yelled. Kim opened her eyes and screamed herself.
Kokiyou was sitting there with the spoon dug into his forehead. Both his eyes starring at the spoon. Kim quickly stood up and ran over to where Kokiyou was sitting.
"Kokiyou! I'm so sorry! "She yelled. Kokiyou moved his eyes to look at Kim. Then he fell back. Kim backed away. Alyssa decided to jump in and check Kokiyou out.
"Kim you killed him! "Alyssa yelled.
"I didn't mean to! "Kim cried.
Next Chapter of We're in an Anime.
Alyssa:Well you made my job easier.
Rin:Does this mean you and Lord Sesshomaru are going to get married now.
Kim:I DO NOT LOVE SESSHOMARU!
Sesshomaru:I might love...
Next Chapter: Fights with our minds!