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Harry, Seamus And The Master Plan

By Silver Wolf

Chapter Five ~ Potions, Pranks, And Hypothetical Situations

"Potter, five points from Gryffindor for being late."

"Sorry Professor Snape."

"Well, sit down then!" Snape turned to the rest of the class. "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," he sneered, shooting Harry and evil glare, "The Potion we are making today is........."

Harry tuned out Snape, knowing that he'd end up working with Malfoy anyway, and that the Slytherin would be paying attention. Harry had better things to think about than Potions, such as the mission Remus had sent him on.

"Pairs will be Granger and Parkinson, Weasley and Crabbe, Thomas and Longbottom, Bulstrode and Brown, Goyle and Patil, Malfoy and Potter, and Finnigan and Zabini. Get into your pairs and start working!"

Malfoy collected his things and made his way to Harry's table before Harry could move. "Were you paying attention, Potter?" he asked in a quiet voice, so Snape wouldn't hear.

Harry shook his head. "Nah. Were you?"

"Luckily. It's just a simple dreamless sleep potion. We're only making it because Pomfery's out."

"Didn't we make that last year?"

"Yeah. Anyway, let's get to work. You ground those dried frogs eyes."

Harry nodded, getting to work. He wondered if Malfoy might cover for him when he carried out his task. Probably not, but was it worth a try?

"Hypothetical situation, Malfoy. You're working with your enemy, a friend asked your enemy to play a prank on your professor, and asks you to cover for him. Would you?"

"Depends. If it were you asking me, then yes. Weasley or Granger? No. Was that really a hypothetical question?"

Harry stirred the unicorn hairs into the potion. "No. I'm on a mission."

"For who?"

"A Marauder."

"I'm sorry Potter, but I could've sworn you said Marauder. Surely you don't mean Marauder as in the Marauders Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs?"

"Shhhh. Snape really doesn't like them. And yes, I'm on a mission for Moony."

"What do you want me to do?"

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Seamus and Blaise's potion had reached the stage where it only needed to boil for a bit, and that left them with nothing to do.

Seamus didn't know what to say to Blaise, and it seemed that Blaise didn't have anything to say to Seamus.

Luckily, the need for conversation vanished when something rather interesting happened to Snape.

The Potions Master was no longer wearing his black robes, but instead was clothed in a bright green tutu. Seamus personally thought it complimented his blue hair and pink skin.

The entire class was laughing hysterically, until Snape got over his shock.

"SILENCE!"

There was.

"Whoever did this," Snape began in a poisonous voice, "Will have detention for the rest of their time at Hogwarts. Potter, did you have anything to do with this?"

"Of course not sir," Harry said indignantly. "Why would you think that?"

"Malfoy, did Potter do this?"

"No sir. Potter was stirring the Potion. He couldn't have."

Snape continued to rant, until the end of class. Everyone, Slytherins included, grabbed their belongings and rushed out the door as fast as possible.

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Gee, isn't this interesting? Well, at least now you know what Remus wanted Harry to do.

Well, now you've read the fic, you can review! Pretty please?

Next chapter will be posted soon.

~SW