Hi all! I'm back! Yes, another chapter!
Caz Malfoy ~ I'm guessing you found it funny? You sure laughed a lot!
LoonyLoopyLisa ~ Glad you liked the hypothetical situation. Sorry it confused you; it confused me a bit too and I had to rewrite it twice so it made sense!
Haretsu ~ I don't know if Snape in a tutu is cliché or not yet. All I have to say is that it's Remus's fault.
Leena-and-Earlie ~ Thanks!
TaraAmber ~ You could see him? Me too. Glad it satisfied your curiosity!
Usagi Serenity Yui Cosmos ~ Glad you thought it was funny! If you want your friend to draw it, go ahead! I'd like to see it!
Dark-One Shadowphyre ~ Glad you liked! Yes, there were a few hints there...
SparkySparkles ~ Thanks, glad you like it!
silver_tears ~ Oops. I hope that coffee didn't make too much of a mess! I wrote!
Chicofdeath ~ I'm glad you like the fic, and the nicknames!
Fanny chan ~ Er, you see what? And what's with the evil laughter?
Sailor Grape ~ Ah, well, it's a long story, with Snape and Remus. And too bad Colin's not in their class! Hm, maybe someone else had a camera....
Semmerie ~ Thank you! I don't know where I get the ideas, they just pop up ant the most inconvenient of times. Like the middle of class.
;) ~ Perhaps not this chapter, but the tutu story will come out eventually! Um, I'm trying to write longer chapters, but it's not really working.
The Demonic Duo ~ Hm, I hope you don't get murdered. That would be bad.
Obsessed ~ Still giggling? Maybe there is something with Draco covering, or maybe he just worships the Marauders? Thank you for not threatening me.
beautifulelf ~ Glad you like the prank! I think it'd be funny. The Gryffindor bravery is cancelled out when faced with a severely pissed off Potions Master, who is Head of Slytherin. See, it's a balance. Or something. Er, I'll shut up now.
Thanks for reviewing! Hope to hear from you all again! *hint*
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Harry, Seamus And The Master Plan
By Silver Wolf
Chapter Six ~ Ron The Seer: Crystal Ball Images
Seamus was the first to catch up with Harry. He grabbed his arm and dragged him into an empty classroom nearby.
"Harry, how did you do it?" he asked excitedly. "I know you did, but how?"
"How what, Seamus?" Harry asked amusedly. "I used simple charms, one that even you should know."
"Harry! How did you get Malfoy to cover for you?"
"Easy. I asked."
Seamus stared at him in disbelief. "You asked Draco Malfoy to help you with a prank on Snape, and he said yes." He snorted. "As if. Did you blackmail him?"
"Seamus! I only mentioned that I was on a mission from a Marauder, and he all but volunteered."
"Really?"
"Yeah. One of these days I'm going to ask him where he found out about the Marauders."
"Oh. Anyway, what did Lupin say about the Plan?"
Harry grinned. "He gave us the go-ahead. I just had to play that prank on Snape."
"This is brilliant, Felix. Ron and Hermione will be a couple before we know it!"
"The way we're going, Imp, they'll be a couple before they know it."
"Yeah. Anyway, since you already know who I'm setting you up with, do you want to help me find out if he's seeing Zabini or not?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Harry, do you actually already like Malfoy or something?"
Harry feigned innocence. "Of course not, what on earth gave you that idea?"
"Maybe the fact that you seem so eager to find out whether he's with Zabini."
"Or maybe I'm just helping so that if they are, I don't have to go through with it."
"One or the other. Anyway, we'll be late for Divination."
"Wonderful. Another lesson of death predictions."
"You never know, she might start on your love-life next."
"I bloody well hope not!"
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Harry, Seamus, and Ron, the only Gryffindor boys in their year still taking Divination after 'The Incident' last year, were sitting at the table they usually sat at, near the back.
Pavarti and Lavender were up the front as usual, and the Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins taking the class were in between. Which suited the three boys fine, as well as their female housemates.
Trelawny was lecturing them on crystal balls for the third time in her misty voice, so Harry and Seamus decided to put part of the Plan into action.
Harry grabbed a piece of parchment and his favourite self-inking quill, writing quickly on it and passing it to Ron. After Ron had commented, Seamus snatched it.
~So Ron, I've been wondering: Do you like any girls in this class?
^Harry! Of course not!
-Ah, so you like one of the guys then Ron?
^Of course not!
~Well then Seamus, that means that whoever he likes isn't in this class!
-Is it Padma Patil then?
^No!
~Never mind him, Ron; anyone with half a brain knows that you like............
-Who? Who?? Who???
~Hermione!
^I do not!
-Then why are you blushing?
Ron didn't write anything else, he instead buried his head in his arms, mumbling something about 'idiotic Irishman' and 'stupid bloody Golden Boy'.
Harry and Seamus sniggered and then pretended to pay attention to Trelawny's crystal ball rant, which had been the same the last two times.
When it came time for them to acquire a crystal ball, Ron got up and grabbed it without argument. He looked into it.
"See anything?" Seamus asked in a bored voice.
Ron's eyes widened in shock. "Actually, yes!"
Harry and Seamus immediately sat up and stared at him, waiting for him to continue.
"I see.........two figures, walking. They're heading towards..........a dragon! It's eating them! I can see their faces!" He looked up and grinned. "It's you two!" He began to laugh.
Harry and Seamus rolled their eyes and both punched him in the arm.
The rest of the lesson after Ron's joke was uneventful, and they were all glad to leave when the time came.
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Sooo. What do you think? A quick update? Yes.
Eventually, I plan to have a flashback or something to enlighten you all as to what 'The Incident' was. Know for now that it involved Divination class, Neville, and a lot of screaming.
Please review!
~SW
Caz Malfoy ~ I'm guessing you found it funny? You sure laughed a lot!
LoonyLoopyLisa ~ Glad you liked the hypothetical situation. Sorry it confused you; it confused me a bit too and I had to rewrite it twice so it made sense!
Haretsu ~ I don't know if Snape in a tutu is cliché or not yet. All I have to say is that it's Remus's fault.
Leena-and-Earlie ~ Thanks!
TaraAmber ~ You could see him? Me too. Glad it satisfied your curiosity!
Usagi Serenity Yui Cosmos ~ Glad you thought it was funny! If you want your friend to draw it, go ahead! I'd like to see it!
Dark-One Shadowphyre ~ Glad you liked! Yes, there were a few hints there...
SparkySparkles ~ Thanks, glad you like it!
silver_tears ~ Oops. I hope that coffee didn't make too much of a mess! I wrote!
Chicofdeath ~ I'm glad you like the fic, and the nicknames!
Fanny chan ~ Er, you see what? And what's with the evil laughter?
Sailor Grape ~ Ah, well, it's a long story, with Snape and Remus. And too bad Colin's not in their class! Hm, maybe someone else had a camera....
Semmerie ~ Thank you! I don't know where I get the ideas, they just pop up ant the most inconvenient of times. Like the middle of class.
;) ~ Perhaps not this chapter, but the tutu story will come out eventually! Um, I'm trying to write longer chapters, but it's not really working.
The Demonic Duo ~ Hm, I hope you don't get murdered. That would be bad.
Obsessed ~ Still giggling? Maybe there is something with Draco covering, or maybe he just worships the Marauders? Thank you for not threatening me.
beautifulelf ~ Glad you like the prank! I think it'd be funny. The Gryffindor bravery is cancelled out when faced with a severely pissed off Potions Master, who is Head of Slytherin. See, it's a balance. Or something. Er, I'll shut up now.
Thanks for reviewing! Hope to hear from you all again! *hint*
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Harry, Seamus And The Master Plan
By Silver Wolf
Chapter Six ~ Ron The Seer: Crystal Ball Images
Seamus was the first to catch up with Harry. He grabbed his arm and dragged him into an empty classroom nearby.
"Harry, how did you do it?" he asked excitedly. "I know you did, but how?"
"How what, Seamus?" Harry asked amusedly. "I used simple charms, one that even you should know."
"Harry! How did you get Malfoy to cover for you?"
"Easy. I asked."
Seamus stared at him in disbelief. "You asked Draco Malfoy to help you with a prank on Snape, and he said yes." He snorted. "As if. Did you blackmail him?"
"Seamus! I only mentioned that I was on a mission from a Marauder, and he all but volunteered."
"Really?"
"Yeah. One of these days I'm going to ask him where he found out about the Marauders."
"Oh. Anyway, what did Lupin say about the Plan?"
Harry grinned. "He gave us the go-ahead. I just had to play that prank on Snape."
"This is brilliant, Felix. Ron and Hermione will be a couple before we know it!"
"The way we're going, Imp, they'll be a couple before they know it."
"Yeah. Anyway, since you already know who I'm setting you up with, do you want to help me find out if he's seeing Zabini or not?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Harry, do you actually already like Malfoy or something?"
Harry feigned innocence. "Of course not, what on earth gave you that idea?"
"Maybe the fact that you seem so eager to find out whether he's with Zabini."
"Or maybe I'm just helping so that if they are, I don't have to go through with it."
"One or the other. Anyway, we'll be late for Divination."
"Wonderful. Another lesson of death predictions."
"You never know, she might start on your love-life next."
"I bloody well hope not!"
************************************************
Harry, Seamus, and Ron, the only Gryffindor boys in their year still taking Divination after 'The Incident' last year, were sitting at the table they usually sat at, near the back.
Pavarti and Lavender were up the front as usual, and the Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins taking the class were in between. Which suited the three boys fine, as well as their female housemates.
Trelawny was lecturing them on crystal balls for the third time in her misty voice, so Harry and Seamus decided to put part of the Plan into action.
Harry grabbed a piece of parchment and his favourite self-inking quill, writing quickly on it and passing it to Ron. After Ron had commented, Seamus snatched it.
~So Ron, I've been wondering: Do you like any girls in this class?
^Harry! Of course not!
-Ah, so you like one of the guys then Ron?
^Of course not!
~Well then Seamus, that means that whoever he likes isn't in this class!
-Is it Padma Patil then?
^No!
~Never mind him, Ron; anyone with half a brain knows that you like............
-Who? Who?? Who???
~Hermione!
^I do not!
-Then why are you blushing?
Ron didn't write anything else, he instead buried his head in his arms, mumbling something about 'idiotic Irishman' and 'stupid bloody Golden Boy'.
Harry and Seamus sniggered and then pretended to pay attention to Trelawny's crystal ball rant, which had been the same the last two times.
When it came time for them to acquire a crystal ball, Ron got up and grabbed it without argument. He looked into it.
"See anything?" Seamus asked in a bored voice.
Ron's eyes widened in shock. "Actually, yes!"
Harry and Seamus immediately sat up and stared at him, waiting for him to continue.
"I see.........two figures, walking. They're heading towards..........a dragon! It's eating them! I can see their faces!" He looked up and grinned. "It's you two!" He began to laugh.
Harry and Seamus rolled their eyes and both punched him in the arm.
The rest of the lesson after Ron's joke was uneventful, and they were all glad to leave when the time came.
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Sooo. What do you think? A quick update? Yes.
Eventually, I plan to have a flashback or something to enlighten you all as to what 'The Incident' was. Know for now that it involved Divination class, Neville, and a lot of screaming.
Please review!
~SW