The Shimotos Boarding School
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Chapter Two: Humiliation
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Kagome walked into her bedroom in a bit of a daze.
Her hair was still wet from the shower, and she had a hangover like all hell. Figuring last night was the last night she would ever get drunk with mixing Bud Light and Vodka, she popped in some aspirin.
She then decided to watch everyone else suffer the same way she had to by getting them up in her usual morning routine.
Kagome went over to Sango's bed. Sango was still wearing the clothes from the party the night before. She looked like shit, needless to say. Her hair that had looked perfect yesterday was shiny from the mountain of hairspray, and had so many tangled clumps that Kagome cringed just to think about having to try and get them out. Sango also had large black circles under her eyes, which look either bruised or scarred from all of her eye-makeup smearing in her sleep.
Kagome poked her side, though not as hard as she usually did. "Wake up sleepin' beauty, time for Prince Miroku of the land of pervert has come to be wed to you."
Sango flung up. "Nani!" Kagome laughed at Sango's antics.
"That was not very nice!" she retorted, giving Kagome a small glare. Kagome just rolled her eyes and told her; "I'm going to wake up Inuyasha and Miroku. I suggest you take a fucking shower."
"Thanks for the advice." Sango said dryly.
"I give it when you need it." With that she got up, and walked through the steamy bathroom (that was still warm from her shower) and went into the boy's room. Over the weeks Kagome had stayed, she and Inuyasha had gotten pretty close. Probably closer than even Sango and herself. They had a cute relationship that was pretty cuddly despite Inuyasha being a pretty cold person.
She had created, just two weeks ago, a small ritual that she used to wake him every morning. Let's just say Inuyasha didn't hate it. Inuyasha really could not think of a better wake up call.
She would walk over his sleeping form; watch him for a moment, before walking up and placing a platonic kiss on his cheek. This startled Inuyasha most of the time, because he really was not a morning person, but he always had enough sense to pretend to swerve and try to capture her lips. He had yet to succeed though. After this of course, Kagome would rip off his warm and protective down comforter, and tell him to take a fucking shower and get ready. He would always open his eyes, glare at her, and pull her down onto his bed.
This morning was no different.
"Bitch! That's cold!" he muttered after she ripped off his warmth. He had no real anger behind his derogatory words though, mostly just annoyance. He grabbed her hand and tried to pull her down like he always did, but Kagome lost her balance and fell onto his warm and rather bare chest. He wrapped his arms around her waist and fell back into his pillow.
They stayed like that for a couple moments, when Kagome almost blushed slightly. "So," She asked causally, "Ready for that dissection of frogs today in chemistry?" Inuyasha chuckled. Kagome really did have a knack for saying the weirdest things in the weirdest situations.
"You know it." He told her, his voice muffled by her hair. Kagome held back a girlish giggle that she knew would annoy anyone. Kagome lifted herself off of him, though she really wouldn't have minded to stay, and Inuyasha followed suite.
When he stood up, he stretched out his arms and legs and let Kagome oogle his formed chest and abs. She would always blush as her gaze would come down to his boxers and rest on the blondish white stray of hair.
She would then turn away quickly and got over to the hentai's bed, kicking him awake. Inuyasha smiled as he always did, happy and satisfied that he had gotten a hard-ass like Kagome Higurashi to blush.
He sighed heavily and walked over to the bathroom.
"Yo Sango!" He yelled, well pounding on the door slightly. "Hurry up! I gotta piss!"
"Fuck off!" He heard her reply, and finally 15 minutes later he got to take a really cold shower. (Sango had used up all the hot water like she did every day.)
"I'm going to our 1st hour!" Kagome screamed well Inuyasha was still in the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He glanced over at the clock. "SHIT!" He yelled, scrambling around.
"I'M LATE!" He did a 360 around on the slippery wet rug and suddenly felt his head crash against the floor. (Just picture- Inuyasha, on the floor, only wearing a towel that barely covers anything...)
And that's just how Sango found him.
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Kagome's first hour, which happened to be math, was the only hour she didn't sit next to Sango or Miroku in. Kagome was forced to sit next to a girl named Kikyo on her right, and not-so-forced to sit next to Inuyasha on her left. The class was already half-way through when Inuyasha ( Who was blushing for some reason) and Sango (Who was blushing, but looked pissed off at everything) finally decided to grace the class room with there presence.
Sango took her seat next to Miroku, and Inuyasha next to Kagome.
"What's with the bump on your head?" Kagome asked, innocently enough. He looked at her for a second, and then opened his mouth to answer but she cut him off.
"Miroku slap YOU for grabbing him?" She continued, receiving a dark glare from Inuyasha. He was wearing a red shirt (Big surprise there!) that said some dorky comment, and a pair of black dickies. He traded his fanged piercing with a pentagram one. He looked almost cute, but ended up looking way too sexy to be cute.
"Hello Inuyasha!" A sickly voice from Kagome's right chimed in.
Kikyo. Ugh. Batting her overly-mascara-ed eyes like a lost puppy, She seemed to make even Kagome look bad just by sitting next to her. Kagome clothes- a black tank with a baggy pair of red pant and black flip- flops- just clashed with Kikyo's clothes.
Kikyo was wearing a red and black stripped tub-top that showed her rather small gut line, and a bright pink micro-skirt, along with some army boots, that Kagome couldn't help but think were a little cool.
Her arms were covered in a black cut out arm pieces of a black long-sleeved shirt, and she had so many rings on that it looked like it might be hard just to lift her hand.
Inuyasha that morning seemed to be really testy as it was, but this made him almost furious. Not just because of the 'incident' that morning that nearly gave him two concussions, (One from the fall and one from the large slap he received from our oh-so-lovely-Sango) but because he had recently found out that Kikyo was spreading a rumor around.
That they were in love and dating.
When he had first heard about this, he wanted to do two things.
One, he wanted to throw up all of the contents of his stomach till the end of time, and Two, he wanted to murder Kikyo slowly but surly by stabbing little needles into her flesh well she cried out in pain, desperately screaming for help which would never come.
He decided to go though number two, in a slow process.
After a bit of though, Inuyasha's hand flew into the air making the teacher look up at him. "May I grab something from my room!" He asked, looking at the teacher desperately. The teacher gave in, and Inuyasha added, "I need Kagome's help!"
Kagome rose and eyebrow, and glanced over at Inuyasha.
"All right, but make it quick!" The teacher commented, his eyebrow also raised and most of the class staring at him.
When they had finally left the room, Kagome smirked.
"Kikyo's love for you too much?" She asked, patting his arm in a friendly gesture. He looked down at her with a scary expression of mock fear mixed with real fear on his face and said, "You have no idea."
When they finally reached the room, Inuyasha rushed in and slammed the door, locking it just in case Kikyo came looking for him. Kagome tapped her foot impatiently. "Well, what did you need to grab." Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably from his right foot to left.
"I have a question for you; promise not to freak out." He said, eyeing her with an uneasy expression.
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
This caught Kagome a bit off guard. "What? Why the fuck would I be your girlfriend?"
"Kagome! Please! I HATE Kikyo with a passion! If one more person comes up to me, asking me if were dating, I'm going to WRING HER SORRY NECK!" he exclaimed, his hands moving wildly. Kagome could see the desperation written all over his features, and the hatred for that dumb-ass Kikyo burned in the deep depths of his rather sexy-looking amber eyes.
Kagome sniffed in pretend sadness. "That's (sniff) the only reason you would (sniff) go out with me?" She asked, batting her eyelashes in a fake Kikyo expression. Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"Please?" He asked, putting on his best doggy pout and clasping his hand together.
Kagome sized him up for a moment. He looked really dumb standing there, begging to be her boyfriend. 'Well,' she thought, 'For the time being I shall ignore the complete irony of the situation and give in to his pathetic desperation. I guess he's sexy too, and I do have a soft spot for him... so...'
"Ok!" She finally said, smiling brightly and very cheerfully (Think Misha from Pita-Ten).
The next thing Kagome knew though was the strong smell of Inuyasha's aftershave and the feeling of being pressed tightly against his chest. She could also hear the sound of him chanting happily,
"ThankyouthankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!" She pushed him off, but only because he had started squeezing her pretty damn hard.
"You own me one Inu- Chan!" She told him, putting her index finger and tapping his nose.
Inuyasha still had a smile on his face, but he raised a curious eyebrow. "Inu-Chan?" He asked, not really hating the nickname, but not really loving it either.
She smiled innocently. "If we are now dating, I get to call you Inu-Chan!" She said, giggling like a 13 year old, and slapping his cheek playfully. He put on an evil little smile.
"Fine- then I get to call you my wittle Kag-Chan!"
She raised an eyebrow again, but smiled anyways. "Deal." And they shook hands.
They walked into the class, and Kagome took Inuyasha's hand in hers. He looked at her and smiled.
"This is going to be fucking awesome!" He said, happily. Kagome couldn't help but agree with him silently. They walked into the class room, and received a few looks from different students as if they had gone of to a closet and fucked right there, but Inuyasha didn't really care or notice.
He was to busy smiling at Kikyo well putting a protective arm around Kagome's thin waist. Kikyo was giving a death glare at both of them.
The teacher told them it was independent study time for a small math project, and he really didn't give a shit if they talked as long as they did something productive while talking. When Kagome and Inuyasha sat down, Kagome smiled adorably at Inuyasha. He nuzzled her nose in return, and they saw the teacher look up at them, sigh, frown, and then ignore them as he usually did.
"Yasha-Chan?" Kikyo suddenly asked in a creepy voice. Inuyasha flinched and was slightly emotionally disturbed by this, but looked at her anyways, making sure that his face told her what he though of her given nickname. "What the fuck do you want?" He smirked arrogantly when she flinched at him saying the word fuck.
"Why are you all the sudden being so nice to Kagome-san?" she asked, her voice emphasized 'san' after Kagome's name.
He looked at Kikyo as if she was stupid, which, for the most part, he thought she was.
"Why the fuck do you care, slut?" He asked, putting his arm around Kagome, and pulling her towards him. He then, moved his head down, and his lips touched Kagome's in a brief peck, Kikyo looked as if she was going to shit herself. Kagome smiled up at him, but really couldn't keep the blush off of her face.
"Just wondering." Kikyo forcefully said, now glaring down at the math worksheet that was right in front of her. Inuyasha and Kagome both smiled evilly at each other. Kagome mouthed "This is fucking awesome!" Inuyasha replied by pulling her closer to him.
After class, as both of them walked to the room, hand in hand, and soon explained to Sango and Miroku their deal, situation, and solution.
When Inuyasha was done telling the story, Miroku was on the floor, laughing so hard his sides were going to explode soon enough, and Sango was hugging Kagome chanting,
"Ding dong the bitch is dead! The bitch is dead! The bitch is dead! Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead!"
They all decided to watch some TV and have a few beers in celebration. Kagome was leaning against Inuyasha and Sango was staying as far away from Miroku's wondering hand as possible. They settled in and decided to watch a Pay-Per-View movie called, "The Last Samurai"
Then the door bell rang, (Don't ask me why they have door bells in a boarding school, I really don't know!) and Sango answered it. Everyone else ignored it, and kept on watching a movie until Kagome finally looked over at the door to see who Sango was talking to.
She rolled her eyes and nudged Inuyasha. He looked over as well.
Kikyo was standing at the door, her foot patting on the ground. She was glaring angrily at Sango, and had her arms crossed over her chest.
"I want to speak to Inuyasha NOW!" she screeched, her voice hitting a high note that Kagome didn't even know existed.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome, as if asking her what to do. She thought about it for a moment, before leaning over and whispering; "Just make her really pissed off, and I will handle the rest." In his right ear. He nodded, and went to talk to Kikyo, as Kagome mysteriously walked into their kitchen and opened the refrigerator.
"What do you want Kikyo?" He asked in a tired voice.
"What are you doing holding a bitch like Kagome!"
"God!" he said, rolling his eyes in the same tired, but somewhat more impatient tone. "That bitch your referring to is my girlfriend!"
"I'm your girlfriend!" She insisted.
"Since when!" He asked, looking at her in disbelief.
"Since I liked you!"
"God, you're seriously clueless!" Kagome's voice rang as she entered the small hall by the door. She had her arms behind her back, but stood over and leaned into Inuyasha's chest.
"Please go away Kagome-san! This is a conversation that has to do with ME and MY boyfriend!" Kikyo told her in a desperate tone that made Kagome almost regret what she was about to do.
Almost.
Kagome glanced over at Inuyasha who noticed the tone of desperation but put on his most annoying smile. "This is damn funny, isn't it Kag-Chan?"
Kagome nodded, but added, "You know what would be more amusing Inu-Chan?"
"And what is that my oh-so-passionate lover?"
"Kikyo being pelted by tons of eggs and bottles of Hershey's chocolate syrup."
"Shall we amuse ourselves?" He asked, and Kikyo was staring at them, almost dreading what would happen next. Kagome just smiled up at him.
"I concur." She said simply.
That was of course before putting her hands in front of her and reviling 7 to 8 eggs were stashed away. She juggled one in her hand for a moment, well Kikyo scrambled to get the door open before being pelted. Sango then walked over with 2 plastic containers of Hershey's syrup.
"Have a nice day, Kikyo." Sango said pleasantly before both Kagome and Sango pelted her with eggs and syrup. Miroku ran up and threw a bunch of feathers (Don't ask where they came from) at her as well.
"YOU WHORES!" Kikyo screamed as she opened the door and fell onto the ground outside. A bunch of student looked out into the hall and saw Kikyo covered in chocolate and feathers. They all pointed and laughed at her, all screaming "Bawk Bawk!" and flapping there arms like a chicken.
"Yes Kikyo," Kagome told her, "Have a pleasant day!" Before slamming the door at her face. Kagome felt really bad though, as Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha cheered.
When she had looked at Kikyo, her chocolate covered face had hot tears pouring down them. She closed her eyes and leaned against the closed door. She could still hear the other students laughing at Kikyo.
"That was the fucking sweetest think I have ever seen!" Miroku yelled, picking up Sango and twirling her around. (Before groping her and getting slapped.)
Inuyasha ran up to her and kissed her cheek. He smiled and she forced a smile back.
"The movie's still on!" Sango called from the couch, and they all walked back. Inuyasha grabbed his beer and Kagome told them she needed to piss.
She walked into the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Kagome felt a large lump in her throat. She dimly remembered how she had once faced the same humiliation that she had just put Kikyo though.
Kagome felt like a cold-hearted bitch.
Which in a way, she was.
That night, she forced herself to get very, very drunk so that when she finally passed out, she wouldn't have to watch the re-play of Kikyo's tear streamed face play in her mind.
"Bawk Bawk!"
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