In case you're confused about what happened last chapter, let's see… Inuyasha took flying lessons with Kagome, and got himself in trouble by trying to outdo Harry Potter on a broomstick that resulted in a 50-foot-high Sit. Miroku and Shippou had Transfiguration class together, which resulted in Miroku getting turned into a frog and Shippou turning into Miroku. Sango went to DADA with Professor Lockhart, which resulted in Neville getting killed. So, what happens next? Prepare for chapter 3!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS! You should know that by now.

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Miroku wandered across the school, heading for his next class: Charms. As he walked down the hall, he noticed a group of giggling girls staring at his monk's clothing. He grinned.

"I've already got charm," he said decidedly, walking over to the girls. They were all black-haired, with bright blue eyes.

"Excuse me," he said hopefully. "Would one of you girls consider bearing my child?" It took a moment for this strange question to set in to the girls minds.

"A happiness charm?" a girl asked him, "or have you had too much Felix Felicis in the past week?" Confused, Miroku tried to figure out what they were talking about, but when he looked up from his thoughts they had left.

In their place stood a very angry Sango.

Shippou walked outside onto the field, wondering what on earth 'Flying Class' could be. He hadn't seen Inuyasha all morning. For good measure, he had taken Kirara with him, just to be sure.

"Hold your hands over your broomstick and say 'up,' " the teacher instructed, demonstrating.

"Oh, but I don't need to learn how to fly," Shippou said, confused. The teacher gave him a sharp stare. So did every other student on the field. The mini fox demon decided to give a demonstration.

"Kirara!" The cat leapt forwards and, in a blaze, transformed into a much larger Kirara, to the gasps and screams of other first-years. Shippou climbed on and they flew into the air, making a big circle around the field, and landing where they had started.

"I can also do this," Shippou said, and ballooned into a huge pink head which floated over a bewildered and extremely impressed pile of students.

Sango just made it in time for Transfiguration class, after giving Miroku a quick and painless death. Or rather, snapping her hand across his face, in an extremely practised motion. Professor McGonogall stared beadily at her, as if giving a personal X-ray. Sango blushed and sat down.

"Sorry, Professor..."

"Now, pick up your quills and begin class."

The professor droned on and on about Animagi. Sango tried to follow, scribbling desperately on her parchment. Finally, the lesson ended, but Sango was still confused.

"Professor, can an Animagus turn into anything?" she asked, looking maniacally deranged because of her confusion. "Because my friend Shippou can-"

"Er... Yes, I've met this... Shippou..."

Kagome walked past the hospital wing and noticed there was a boy in there. She walked in and pushed him, not really thinking about what would happen. It was at this moment that she dropped all her books and yelled,

"He's dead!"

Neville, for obvious reasons, did not react. Kagome thought for a moment. Then, very carefully, she pulled out a jewel shard...

Inuyasha sat quietly for once, watching with mild amusement as Professor Lockhart bounced energetically through the class, describing his heroic deeds. It might have been even more fun if there were real dark arts involved. Or even demons, plain and simple. Inuyasha yawned.

"Am I boring you? I can give you all something more interesting, if you like," he said, with a wink. Somehow, this didn't go over well with the class, but Inuyasha put his head in his hands.

"Please," he replied flatly.

"Class?" Lockhart wafted over airily to what looked like a birdcage covered in cloth so you couldn't see the contents. "Meet my friends..."

And he pulled off the sheet to reveal electric blue pixies! He made some sort of fancy flourish that Inuyasha couldn't quite make out, and suddenly there were pixies all over the classroom. Inuyasha shook his head. This was too easy.

"Everybody get to the back of the room," he ordered. Even Lockhart followed his directions, he sounded so sure of himself. Inuyasha expertly drew the Tetsusaiga. A pixie made a flying leap for his head, blowing blue flames out of his mouth. Inuyasha cut the pixie in half. "Wind scar!" he shouted, waving his sword lazily.

Outside on the pitch, Shippou heard a sort of rumble. He turned just in time to see a huge explosion rock the side of Hogwarts castle. It was, most definately, the Wind Scar, and nothing else.

"Stupid," he muttered.

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Chapter 3 is complete! Hahahahaha -maniacle laughter- What fun! I know, I know... You want your stupid sneek peek. Well... Fine. -Pouts- Here it is... You can look forward to Neville, because he can't stay dead for long, and a Kagome-Sango pair in Charms class. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Miroku? And Inuyasha and Shippou team up to create... Some sort of unstoppable demon Quidditch gang thing! And, I feel I should warn you: there are evil characters in the near future... Such as everyone's favorite vampirish Voldemort+Naraku team! So... Reviews! Pretty please! Now! Or I'll unleash the terrors of Voldaku on you!