Yay! It's Chapter 4! We're almost at chapter 5! Oh, I have so much planned for this chapter! Thank you, loyal reviewers, and I have been sure to include my lovely cousin Nao in this one, since she asked so nicely! -Get's poked by Nao who is standing with a knife- Some of you seem to be enjoying it even though you don't know Inuyasha! I must be a good writer... Heheh. Anyways, the story so far... Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippou, Kirara (pronounced Kilala to non-Inu watchers,) Miroku and Sango have all gone through Kagome's time-traveling well and arrived in Hogwarts, because Hogwarts installed... A new well. So there. And they've just finished second period, which involved Inuyasha blowing up Lockhart's classrom, Miroku hitting on innocent girls, Sango having a pleasant chat with Professor McGonogall, Shippou taking flying lessons, and Kagome meeting the previously killed Neville Longbottom! But everybody likes Neville, right?

Disclaimer: I... Oh, what's the use. I don't own them, ok? Stupid... Lawyers... Staring at me...

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Neville twitched and woke up. He appeared to be in the hospital wing. Something smelled terribly like rotting meat, but he figured he would get used to it. In any case, nobody appeared to be there, so he got out of bed and walked to the door, wondering why he was in there in the first place. Perhaps he had been sleepwalking again? He checked his watch. It was lunch time, so he stepped outside into the empty hall, heading outdoors.

He passed a witch with oddly purple hair. She blanched at the rotting smell and turned in time to see Neville turning a corner.

"'Scuse me," she said icily, bothered by his insane hygiene habits. "Have you ever tried deoderant?" Neville didn't listen, he merely disappeared out the great front doors. The witch pinched her nose.

Sango was outside sharing a sandwich from Kagome's bag. Kagome sniffed.

"We've got charms together next," Sango said, swallowing the bread and giving a bite of tuna to Kirara.

"Smell that?" Kagome asked, wincing. Sango flinched. "Disgusting," she continued. "What do you think it is?"

"It smells like it's dead," Sango answered, laughing. The purple haired witch stopped next to them.

"It's just Neville," she reported. Sango looked up in confusion.

"Neville... Longbottom?" she asked, getting confused again.

"Yeah, that guy. Why?"

Sango squeaked in horror as she remembered Lockhart accidentally cursing Neville to death.

"B-but..."

Inuyasha and Shippou watched Quidditch practice from the sides. It was fascinating, from their point of view. Inuyasha scanned the field.

"That's the Smife," he said, pointing to a little golden thing whizzing around in the corner.

"It's not called the Smife," Shippou answered. "Harry said it was a... A..."

"A Golden Smife."

"No, he called it something else."

"No, he didn't."

"He called it a Snerk, or a Snite, or something."

"A... A snerk... Keh... Heheh..."

"Stop laughing! He didn't call it a Smife!"

"What's the red thing? It's... The Kwaffie?"

"Aren't those Bloopers?"

"Hey, we're pretty good at this," Inuyasha decided. Shippou tried not to laugh. For somebody who couldn't figure out what a Snite was, perhaps Inuyasha could be pretty good...

"We should start our own team," Shippou said, laughing.

"We could call it..." Inuyasha thought for a moment. "The... Inuyasha Irks."

"Yeah. You irk people."

"Shut up! What would you call it, then?"

"The Shippou Ships!"

"The wha...?"

Miroku, meanwhile, had discovered the nasty side of this Hogwarts place. Namely, the kid named Malfoy, who had just Petrificus Totalused him into oblivion. Or actually just made him freeze in all sorts of crazy positions, which included lifting his leg like a dog and ballet steps. He flinched as the effects wore off again and Malfoy grabbed him.

"Now, Mirku or whatever-your-name-is, you're going to be... Um... How 'bout you bend over and lick my shoes." For an intelligent being, he really didn't seem too bright.

"That's enough!" Miroku shouted, and pulled out a handful of demon-binding dust, which he threw in Malfoy's eyes angrily, hoping to banish the evil demon that was obviously controlling the boy. Malfoy screamed about being blinded and collapsed angrily, clawing at his eyes. Miroku shrugged. That was good enough for him. He bounded out of the empty classroom and headed for the great outdoors.

Already outside was Inuyasha and Shippou, who had finally come up with their team name: The Feudal Fairy Wizards. Even they couldn't actually remember where they got that name- it had been a long conversation. Kagome and Sango ran up the sidelines towards them, along with the purple-haired witch.

"Inuyaaaaaaaashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Kagome shouted at the top of her voice.

"...Hey," he answered meekly, and she sat down.

"So?"

"Keh... What's wrong? You look..."

"Mildly disturbed," Sango said, quickly giving the story of Neville's magical revival.

"Probably the teachers," Inuyasha answered.

"I wouldn't put it past them," the witch said.

"Who's this?" Inuyasha demanded rudely, without even pausing to look away from Quidditch practice. Kagome sighed.

"This is Nao," she answered tiredly. She was sick of his obnoxious attitude. In fact, why not take out some of the morning's frustration... "Sit, boy."

Harry didn't look up from his game- he thought he imagined the angry shouting and the crashing noises coming from the sidelines.

Voldemort sat in his own dark spot, watching Nagini circle the strange man before him.

"A demon, you say," he mused.

"More than a demon," the man replied, rubbing his white pelt between his fingers.

"Have you ever heard of the boy, Harry Potter?" Voldemort asked him.

"Have you ever heard of the boy, Inuyasha?" Naraku replied. Neither one of them answered.

"I propose a trade," Voldemort said with a smile. "We should take a break from our regular targets..."

"Or we may get bored," Naraku finished, but he had a very insincere glint in his eyes, hidden by the glowing fire that reflected in the crimson drops of his irises.

"You must promise to kill him," Voldemort said in a commanding voice, and held out his hand. "So let us make the Unbreakable Vow..."

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Oh, scary... The powers of Voldaku shall be unleashed upon the powers of Harrinu! Or Harry Yasha! Or Inu Harry? Whatever. Nao got her wish, and I know you're all waiting for my sneak peek... In our next episode of Dragonball Z A Feudal Fairy Wizard, Sango and Kagome make with the happy in Charms class, Inuyasha and Shippou make with the love potions in Potions Class (...Hellooooo Snape!), Miroku goes solo in flying class (I can't get enough of that flying class...), and Kirara finds something unusual about Nao. (Muhahahahahahaaaa!) Also... Shocking guest appearance by Loonie Luna! And that's all, folks!