Hi! This chapter didn't take anywhere near as long as the last one, because
I've been writing dedicatedly on at least one fic each afternoon since
Monday. Meaning for three days. With any luck I'll be able to keep it up
for a while!
Her Higness Hermione ~ Well here's more! *Hides* Um, don't you think nailing me to the computer for a month is a little drastic?
Fanny chan ~ heh hah. The title got your intrest? Glad you liked the Jarvey!
Tanisa Fyre ~ Thank you, thank you! I hurried!!!
LoonyLoopyLisa ~ Hermione and Ron locked in you shall see! But of course, Moony's just a little less obvious about the favouritism thing than Severus is. *Is still pointedly ignoring the caps*
Anya Malfoy ~ Thanks!
Usagi Serenity Yui Cosmos ~ *Glances around* Nope, no apocalypse. But yes, Sam is married to Sev. Glad you like the coupling! And of course Sirius and Remus are together! I updated soon to remedy the cliffy!
Sailor Grape ~ Thanks for forgiving me! Oh yeah, Ron and 'Mione were pretty angry. And I'm glad you appreciated the Jarvey thing!
Caz Malfoy ~ Of course, if it had to be a Jarvey, it had to be white! And Padfoot and Moony are sneaky little furballs when the mood strikes them, cant they?
PeachDancer82 ~ Thank you!
Dravizta ~ Thank ye!
MorningDarkness ~ I got it up asap, please keep any and all rash somethings to yourself for now. Hm, isn't 'Or else' a threat? I hate threats....
slytherinwannabe ~ Whew, okay. Sam is married to Severus, and she's Remus's sister. Sirius and Remus are a couple. Um, that's about it, actually.
beautifulelf ~ Glad you like! Thanks!
Megs ~ *Blinks* very long review you've got there. I agree with Voldie being Harry's grandfather, I've always liked to think so, but I dunno about Lily and James's houses. I'm just making it up as I go along. They might have all been Hufflepuffs for all I know!
Megs ~ Thanks, and yeah, later Ron and 'Mione might just figure out who did it...
someonesgurl ~ You're friend acts like Seamus? Odd.
silver_tears ~ Oh no, I was sure that elf repellent would work! Um, try this! *hands you a gun with which to shoot elves* Good luck!
The Demonic Duo ~ Glad you liked the adhesive charm. Sleep is good, but you'll have to be awake to read this chapter!
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Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan
By Silver Wolf
Chapter Ten ~ Arguments, Chocolate and Animagi
Harry and Seamus quickly joined Sam, Remus and Sirius in the Defence Professor's office. Sam's eyes were glued to a device she had placed on Remus's desk, while Sirius and Remus were quite happily snogging on the couch.
Rolling his eyes, Harry soaked the both of them with water from his wand. The two looked up and glared at him. He smirked. "That's what my Aunt Petunia does when there are horny dogs shagging on the front lawn. I just look a leaf out of her book."
Seeing that she now had a very pissed off werewolf and Animagus glaring at the Boy-Who-Lived, Sam cleared her throat. "Boys, you can kill Harry later. Don't you want to know how our little plan is turning out?"
The four males in the room turned their attention to the device on the desk. It looked like a microphone, and they could just hear the voices of Ron and Hermione emitting from it.
"Can you turn it up, Sammy?" Remus asked his sister.
She shrugged. "I can try." She fiddled with it for a minute, and then they all heard the voices of two very annoyed Gryffindors.
"Honestly Ron, don't you think if I knew how to get us off these chairs, I'd have done it by now?"
"I don't know. How am I supposed to know how a woman's mind works?"
"At least you're acknowledging that I'm female now, Ronald." Harry winced.
"Oh come off it Hermione! That was two years ago! Get over it!"
Seamus turned to Harry. "What was that about?"
Harry quickly told them about the Yule ball in fourth year.
They stayed in the office for another ten minutes, listening to Ron and Hermione arguing.
"They're not even trying to figure it out," Sirius said in wonder. "Even James and Lily put aside their arguments to try and work out who had done it, and how."
"You used this one on Jamie and Lils?" Remus asked curiously.
Sirius and Sam just nodded.
Another minute later, Sam decided to leave them and go to lunch. Sirius wasn't far behind her.
And after listening to Ron and Hermione fight for another five minutes, they were quite glad when the spell wore off.
"Ron! We can move!"
"Thank Merlin. Did you do it?"
"No, I think the spell was timed. Quick, check the door."
"Bugger, it's locked."
"Oh honestly Ron! Alohamora!"
"It didn't work."
"Really. I never would have guessed, thank you for making such an astute observation."
Seamus snicked. "I never thought I'd hear 'Mione resort to sarcasm."
"Well, I guess Professor Lupin must have a special locking charm on the door."
"For once you're probably right, Ron."
Remus rolled his eyes and waved his wand at the desk. A second later there was a plate of chocolate biscuits and a jug of chocolate milk. "Want some?" he asked, pouring himself a class and grabbing a biscuit.
Harry and Seamus grinned happily and helped themselves.
By the end of lunch, the three of them had eaten and drank so much chocolate that they were quite hyper.
Hermione and Ron hadn't stopped arguing once, and Remus decided to let them out, because he had to set up for his next class and they needed to get to Charms.
Harry and Seamus hid under the invisibility cloak to watch as Remus unlocked the door.
"Ron, Hermione! What are you two still doing here? Hopefully nothing illegal."
Hermione and Ron glanced at each other, never having met a hyper Remus before. The werewolf was practically bouncing off the walls.
"Er, sorry Professor, but we got locked in somehow," Hermione said. Ron nodded.
"I see. In that case, you'd best get off to class. Bye!" he called, entering the classroom and grabbing the chalk.
Harry and Seamus ran up to Gryffindor Tower, to beat the other two and get their books.
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"Just because we failed to get them together is no reason to give up!" Harry announced to the occupants of Remus's office.
Seamus nodded solemnly. "Absolutely right."
"Well I hate to miss out on all the fun," Sam said, "But Sirius and I have a job to do for Dumbledore. I hope you aren't too disappointed.
"Nah," Harry said with a grin. "Besides, we've still got Moony!"
"Damn right!" the werewolf said with a grin. "And I'm not hopeless at the sneaking around thing."
Seamus and Harry nodded enthusiastically.
Sirius and Sam shared a look. "I think they're hyper," Sirius said.
Sam nodded. "Moony probably got out the chocolate again."
"If you two don't mind, we are still here."
"Sorry Harry."
"And so you should be!" Remus exclaimed.
Ten minutes later, Sam and Sirius had said goodbye and left.
"Now, while we're working on Phase Two, we also need to get the dirt on Malfoy and Zabini," Harry said, bringing the other two back to the important business.
"What for?" Remus asked.
"Simple, Moony. Seamus still has to set me up with someone. He chose Malfoy."
Remus laughed. "Have fun."
"And he wants to know about Zabini."
Seamus glared at him mildly. "But anyway Remus, we need your help. There's no way we can, unless............" his eyes widened as his words faded.
"Unless what, Imp?" Harry asked. Then, he grinned. "Perfect idea. But Malfoy doesn't strike me as a cat person."
"So? Felix, it's the perfect plan!"
"What is?" Remus asked. "And while we're at it, where'd you get the nicknames?"
Harry sniggered, and Seamus rolled his eyes. "It's a very related subject."
"Explain," Moony commanded, in his most teacherly tone.
"Harry and I are Animagi."
"I'm a cat, and Seamus makes an adorable fox."
"Actually, we've both got two forms. My other one is an owl, and Harry's is a wolf."
Remus blinked at them. "I see. But the nicknames?"
"Harry's cat form is exactly like Felix the Cat."
"And I've been calling Seamus Imp since fourth year. It just stuck. Besides, foxes are very impish."
"Wait a second. Two forms???"
They both nodded. "Is that bad?" Seamus asked.
Remus shook his head, smiling. "Nah. Sirius's second form is actually a white wolf. I've only got one."
"You're an Animagus?"
He laughed. "Yes Harry, I am. A hawk."
"Cool."
"So what was the plan?"
Harry grinned. "I sneak into the Slytherin Dorms as a cat, and I find out whether Malfoy is shagging Zabini or not."
Remus smirked. "Fair enough."
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So? IS Malfoy shagging Zabini? Will Ron and Hermione ever get together? Who knows?
Anyway, please review!
~SW
Her Higness Hermione ~ Well here's more! *Hides* Um, don't you think nailing me to the computer for a month is a little drastic?
Fanny chan ~ heh hah. The title got your intrest? Glad you liked the Jarvey!
Tanisa Fyre ~ Thank you, thank you! I hurried!!!
LoonyLoopyLisa ~ Hermione and Ron locked in you shall see! But of course, Moony's just a little less obvious about the favouritism thing than Severus is. *Is still pointedly ignoring the caps*
Anya Malfoy ~ Thanks!
Usagi Serenity Yui Cosmos ~ *Glances around* Nope, no apocalypse. But yes, Sam is married to Sev. Glad you like the coupling! And of course Sirius and Remus are together! I updated soon to remedy the cliffy!
Sailor Grape ~ Thanks for forgiving me! Oh yeah, Ron and 'Mione were pretty angry. And I'm glad you appreciated the Jarvey thing!
Caz Malfoy ~ Of course, if it had to be a Jarvey, it had to be white! And Padfoot and Moony are sneaky little furballs when the mood strikes them, cant they?
PeachDancer82 ~ Thank you!
Dravizta ~ Thank ye!
MorningDarkness ~ I got it up asap, please keep any and all rash somethings to yourself for now. Hm, isn't 'Or else' a threat? I hate threats....
slytherinwannabe ~ Whew, okay. Sam is married to Severus, and she's Remus's sister. Sirius and Remus are a couple. Um, that's about it, actually.
beautifulelf ~ Glad you like! Thanks!
Megs ~ *Blinks* very long review you've got there. I agree with Voldie being Harry's grandfather, I've always liked to think so, but I dunno about Lily and James's houses. I'm just making it up as I go along. They might have all been Hufflepuffs for all I know!
Megs ~ Thanks, and yeah, later Ron and 'Mione might just figure out who did it...
someonesgurl ~ You're friend acts like Seamus? Odd.
silver_tears ~ Oh no, I was sure that elf repellent would work! Um, try this! *hands you a gun with which to shoot elves* Good luck!
The Demonic Duo ~ Glad you liked the adhesive charm. Sleep is good, but you'll have to be awake to read this chapter!
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Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan
By Silver Wolf
Chapter Ten ~ Arguments, Chocolate and Animagi
Harry and Seamus quickly joined Sam, Remus and Sirius in the Defence Professor's office. Sam's eyes were glued to a device she had placed on Remus's desk, while Sirius and Remus were quite happily snogging on the couch.
Rolling his eyes, Harry soaked the both of them with water from his wand. The two looked up and glared at him. He smirked. "That's what my Aunt Petunia does when there are horny dogs shagging on the front lawn. I just look a leaf out of her book."
Seeing that she now had a very pissed off werewolf and Animagus glaring at the Boy-Who-Lived, Sam cleared her throat. "Boys, you can kill Harry later. Don't you want to know how our little plan is turning out?"
The four males in the room turned their attention to the device on the desk. It looked like a microphone, and they could just hear the voices of Ron and Hermione emitting from it.
"Can you turn it up, Sammy?" Remus asked his sister.
She shrugged. "I can try." She fiddled with it for a minute, and then they all heard the voices of two very annoyed Gryffindors.
"Honestly Ron, don't you think if I knew how to get us off these chairs, I'd have done it by now?"
"I don't know. How am I supposed to know how a woman's mind works?"
"At least you're acknowledging that I'm female now, Ronald." Harry winced.
"Oh come off it Hermione! That was two years ago! Get over it!"
Seamus turned to Harry. "What was that about?"
Harry quickly told them about the Yule ball in fourth year.
They stayed in the office for another ten minutes, listening to Ron and Hermione arguing.
"They're not even trying to figure it out," Sirius said in wonder. "Even James and Lily put aside their arguments to try and work out who had done it, and how."
"You used this one on Jamie and Lils?" Remus asked curiously.
Sirius and Sam just nodded.
Another minute later, Sam decided to leave them and go to lunch. Sirius wasn't far behind her.
And after listening to Ron and Hermione fight for another five minutes, they were quite glad when the spell wore off.
"Ron! We can move!"
"Thank Merlin. Did you do it?"
"No, I think the spell was timed. Quick, check the door."
"Bugger, it's locked."
"Oh honestly Ron! Alohamora!"
"It didn't work."
"Really. I never would have guessed, thank you for making such an astute observation."
Seamus snicked. "I never thought I'd hear 'Mione resort to sarcasm."
"Well, I guess Professor Lupin must have a special locking charm on the door."
"For once you're probably right, Ron."
Remus rolled his eyes and waved his wand at the desk. A second later there was a plate of chocolate biscuits and a jug of chocolate milk. "Want some?" he asked, pouring himself a class and grabbing a biscuit.
Harry and Seamus grinned happily and helped themselves.
By the end of lunch, the three of them had eaten and drank so much chocolate that they were quite hyper.
Hermione and Ron hadn't stopped arguing once, and Remus decided to let them out, because he had to set up for his next class and they needed to get to Charms.
Harry and Seamus hid under the invisibility cloak to watch as Remus unlocked the door.
"Ron, Hermione! What are you two still doing here? Hopefully nothing illegal."
Hermione and Ron glanced at each other, never having met a hyper Remus before. The werewolf was practically bouncing off the walls.
"Er, sorry Professor, but we got locked in somehow," Hermione said. Ron nodded.
"I see. In that case, you'd best get off to class. Bye!" he called, entering the classroom and grabbing the chalk.
Harry and Seamus ran up to Gryffindor Tower, to beat the other two and get their books.
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"Just because we failed to get them together is no reason to give up!" Harry announced to the occupants of Remus's office.
Seamus nodded solemnly. "Absolutely right."
"Well I hate to miss out on all the fun," Sam said, "But Sirius and I have a job to do for Dumbledore. I hope you aren't too disappointed.
"Nah," Harry said with a grin. "Besides, we've still got Moony!"
"Damn right!" the werewolf said with a grin. "And I'm not hopeless at the sneaking around thing."
Seamus and Harry nodded enthusiastically.
Sirius and Sam shared a look. "I think they're hyper," Sirius said.
Sam nodded. "Moony probably got out the chocolate again."
"If you two don't mind, we are still here."
"Sorry Harry."
"And so you should be!" Remus exclaimed.
Ten minutes later, Sam and Sirius had said goodbye and left.
"Now, while we're working on Phase Two, we also need to get the dirt on Malfoy and Zabini," Harry said, bringing the other two back to the important business.
"What for?" Remus asked.
"Simple, Moony. Seamus still has to set me up with someone. He chose Malfoy."
Remus laughed. "Have fun."
"And he wants to know about Zabini."
Seamus glared at him mildly. "But anyway Remus, we need your help. There's no way we can, unless............" his eyes widened as his words faded.
"Unless what, Imp?" Harry asked. Then, he grinned. "Perfect idea. But Malfoy doesn't strike me as a cat person."
"So? Felix, it's the perfect plan!"
"What is?" Remus asked. "And while we're at it, where'd you get the nicknames?"
Harry sniggered, and Seamus rolled his eyes. "It's a very related subject."
"Explain," Moony commanded, in his most teacherly tone.
"Harry and I are Animagi."
"I'm a cat, and Seamus makes an adorable fox."
"Actually, we've both got two forms. My other one is an owl, and Harry's is a wolf."
Remus blinked at them. "I see. But the nicknames?"
"Harry's cat form is exactly like Felix the Cat."
"And I've been calling Seamus Imp since fourth year. It just stuck. Besides, foxes are very impish."
"Wait a second. Two forms???"
They both nodded. "Is that bad?" Seamus asked.
Remus shook his head, smiling. "Nah. Sirius's second form is actually a white wolf. I've only got one."
"You're an Animagus?"
He laughed. "Yes Harry, I am. A hawk."
"Cool."
"So what was the plan?"
Harry grinned. "I sneak into the Slytherin Dorms as a cat, and I find out whether Malfoy is shagging Zabini or not."
Remus smirked. "Fair enough."
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So? IS Malfoy shagging Zabini? Will Ron and Hermione ever get together? Who knows?
Anyway, please review!
~SW