The Shimotos Boarding School

Disclaimer: (Insert a Chibi-Miroku yelling, 'We don't believe in disclaimers!')

Chapter Five: Belonging Somewhere

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"This is so fucking boring." Sango bit out, her voice laced with quiet anger. She was sitting on the kitchen counter, soda can in her left and hand, and with her right she was flipping through channels lazily.

"Tell me about it." Miroku replied. He was sitting in the telephone booth that their little pad aptly had, with a bottle of Mikes Hard Lemonade.

Ironically enough, they had only been under this little 'house arrest' for about 2 hours. They had already tried to escape about 4 times, so the Ms. Kidioshi had camera's temporarily placed in the living room and bedrooms.

This sucked because now they couldn't even get stoned without someone finding out and bitching like no tomorrow.

Inuyasha was sitting over on the couch, lying backwards, with Kagome lying on top of him. They had collapsed in pure boredom after attempting to light pieces of paper on fire and stick them in Miroku's shirt.

"Yo, Sango." Kagome said, yawing slightly. "Cha?"

"Tell me AGAIN why we are under house arrest?"

"Because that bitchy chick in the office doesn't like us anymore."

"When did she stop liking US! What's not to like!" Kagome scoffed.

"Maybe because we died her hair bright green while she was sleeping and ripped all the security cameras from the walls in the hallway."

"No." Miroku said, after another gulp of his beer. "She wasn't as amused as we where when we did that whole ordeal with the Pink Elephant stuffed animal, Dildo, CD with the Milkshake song, and the plastic picture of Michel Jackson."

Inuyasha laughed. "But that was classic." After a moment, they all sighed in unison, they were all planning routes for escape.

Inuyasha suggested that they pull the fire alarm, but Kagome pointed out that everyone would know it was them cause of the camera's, and they would have a fucking hefty fine.

"Let's just fucking walk out and run through the town covered in mud." Miroku suggested, but then ruined it by then saying, "Naked!"

Sango got up and trudged over to where he was sitting. She slapped him across the face, before turning around and trudging back to her original spot. "Well that was pointless." Miroku growled, rubbing his cheek. Kagome rolled her eyes.

"I need a smoke!" She cried.

"Fuck! You have some smokes and you've been holding out!" Inuyasha practically screamed at her. Kagome rolled her eyes.

"I wish." She whimpered.

A moment later a sound of someone knocking on the door came to their ears.

"What do you want!" Sango screamed. The door opened and they half expected a big buff looking prison guard with a large gun and handcuffs to come in and drag them off to prison. Instead a boy with flowing silver hair, (Just like Inuyasha's) and amber eyes came in. He looked really buff, but had no gun.

"You!" Inuyasha bit, sitting up and making Kagome roll off of him. Kagome looked at him in annoyance for a moment.

"Hello little brother." The boy said back, but with a calm expression. He looked down at Inuyasha with a mocking expression that clearly said, 'I'm so much better then you.'

"Little brother!" Kagome cried out, looking between the two. "I don't know what I find more shocking, Inuyasha being called 'little' or the whole brother thing!"

"Were only Half." Inuyasha growled, his eyes narrowing.

"Are you ashamed of your heritage?" Sesshoumaru asked, frowning and giving a fake sad face. There was a bit of humor in his cold eyes, but it was only a flash.

"FUCK OFF SESSHOUMARU!"

"Language, language." Sesshoumaru clucked his tongue.

There was another quick knock on the door, and a new voice entered the room.

"Hey Sango! I finished that CD you borrowed me..."

It was a girl. She had flowing brown hair that went to her hips, and she was wearing an Invader Zim GIR shirt with a blue jean skirt. She had a small ponytail on the side of her head that was held up with two red balls. A small star clip was on the other side of her head, holding back her bangs. She didn't wear that much jewelry though.

"Hey Rin." Sango said, smiling and jumping off of the counter.

Rin had just moved to the boarding school the week before. She was an unusual case. Her parents died in a robbery, and she was sent there because she had no where else to go. She had made friends with Sango and Kagome quick, but this was the first time she had ever been in their apartment.

"Nice Pad." Rin commented, and then noticed two boys who looked strikingly similar.

"Anata no namae wa han desu ka?" Miroku asked as he too got out of the phone booth and trudged over.

"I'm Rin." Rin said pleasantly bowing slightly, but before she could say anything else, Miroku was already on his knees, already telling her how lovely he thought she was.

"... ne watashi no ko o unde kudsai?" He suddenly asked. Rin stared down at him, her face turning red.

"B-but we just met!" She cried, earning a kick from Sango that sent him flying.

"Don't mind him." Sango said absent-mindedly acting as though she was indifferent to her violent behavior, which she was.

"Who are you three?" Rin asked, still blushing a little but now motioning towards the boys.

"The Perverts name is Miroku, The cuter boy with silver hair is Inuyasha and, well, I really didn't catch his name..." Kagome said, as she looked curiously at Sesshomaru.

Inuyasha saw his brother raise an eyebrow and give Kagome a quick look-up, and he started to growl. Kagome looked over at him and smiled, making his cheeks tint a little.

Grabbing his hand she giggled. Inuyasha just turned his head away.

"Feh."

Rin giggled at the pure kawaii-ness of that whole little confrontation, but looked at Sesshoumaru. He was very attractive. Sesshoumaru gazed back at her and bowed his head slightly.

"My names Sesshoumaru. I am related to this pathetic human." he told her, and then glanced back at Kagome.

Rin giggled. "But aren't you a human as well, Sesshoumaru-san?" She asked, and he smiled awkwardly. Rin suddenly looked over at Inuyasha. "Oh yes, the other reason why I am here is because Ms. Kidioshi told me to tell you that she has other things to do than 'watch you punk ass kids all day' so your free from lock down!"

Sango smiled, and pulled her hands in the air. "Freedom! Kanpai!" She cried, making both Kagome and Miroku laugh. Inuyasha was still staring at Sesshoumaru with venom in his eyes.

"Get out of my fucking pad, you fucking cunt!" Inuyasha suddenly yelled.

"Now, now, now, to use suck fowl language in front of girls is low even for your standers." Sesshoumaru said, in a bit of a mono-tone voice. He glanced back at Rin who was still looking at him. "Good day." He said, before turning and leaving.

"He is really HOT!" Rin said, the moment he was out of earshot and the door was closed. Sango gave a slight sweat drop. "What's he in for?" Kagome asked.

"He came in a year before me, and should be leaving next year. Thank god. (Insert little Miroku saying 'we don't believe in god!') He was found junking cars." Inuyasha explained.

"How was he found?" Rin asked.

"Ankle bracelet."

Miroku groaned, causing everyone to look at him. "I know what those are, they SUCK! I had to wear one for a year."

"Hey Miroku, what are you in here for anyways? I never caught that." Kagome suddenly asked, pulling her hand away from Inuyasah's and walking over to stand by Rin. Inuyasha pouted at this for a moment, but looked at Miroku and smirked.

"Yes, o mighty Miroku. I seem to be the only one who knows." He said.

"Ya!" Sango chided. "I don't even know what you're in here for."

Miroku stared at the ground for a couple moments, his face a little sad. He then mumbled something incoherent. "What?" Sango asked, now staring at him with worry.

"I was accused for attempted rape." He muttered, frowning deeply. Rin's eyes widened, not to mention Kagome's. But Inuyasha just looked at him with sympathy. "Cha... my man Miroku doesn't even belong here."

Sango really didn't hear what Inuyasha had said though, because she was in shock really. Kagome knew that Sango had 'thing' for Miroku, and she wondered what bullshit thoughts where going through her head.

"What do you mean 'doesn't even belong here?'" Kagome repeated a little louder than usual, trying to get Sango out of her reverie. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow and started to open his mouth, but was cut off by Miroku's voice.

"I may grope at women, and flock over them a little bit, but I would never violate a woman without her permission." He said, his tone in complete seriousness. Sango gave a small sigh of relief and stepped over to hug him.

For once Miroku hugged her back and did if perfectly, no groping at all. Kagome knew that Sango must be in a great amount of relief if she did that though. "Gods, we all have gone fucking soft, haven't we?" Kagome said, in disgust.

"You guys are lucky.." Rin whispered.

"Why?"

"Because you all have someone! Kagome, you have Inuyasha for a kareshi and Sango, you've got Miroku..."

"But were not---" Sango and Kagome both started, but decided not to finish. "Who do you want to be with?" She said, instead. Rin blushed a bit.

"Sesshoumaru looks nice."

Then a very uncomfortable silence ensued.

Inuyasha broke it though. "Your not fucking serious, right?"

Sesshoumaru is an ass whole!" Sango cried, looking at Rin. Rin just shrugged her shoulders and sighed. Kagome sighed, and felt a bit sorry for Rin. Maybe she would regret this later but-

"Rin, I'm going to set you up with Sesshoumaru!"

"WHAT!" They all screamed, in unison.

Rin looked at Kagome with big eyes, then ran to her and gave her a crushing hug. "Arigato! Arigato! ARIGATO!" she screeched.

"You have to be fucking joking me!" was all that Inuyasha could say

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Kagome POV

So, I decided to take the challenge and set Rin and Sesshoumaru up. This might be a heavy task, but hell, I've drank a whole fucking thing off blueberry vodka and not gotten to drunk. I knew Yasha would be pissed, but I think he's taking it pretty well.

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Inuyasha POV

What the fuck was she thinking! My brother and that fucking chick Rin! Kami! Now I will have to see Sesshoumaru more often! Kuso! Kuso! Kuso! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'M GOING TO KILL HER! Slit her throat! Do an Ed Gein on her sorry ass! SHE WILL PAY FOR THIS!