Don't Own Pokemon or anything else, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

System Text

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."


It's times like these... where I miss having online friends.

I miss D&D and pathfinder. Such fun games... with no equivalent in this world.

While dog fighting is a casual fun pastime in this world it left the video game market severely underdeveloped.

Sad.

I sit on my bed, eyes glued to the flat screen as I watch the pokemon conference underway.

'isn't that the pokemon black and white girl? What was her name... hilla or something?

"Samurott! Use aqua jet!"

A large shogun-like blue sealion is covered in an aura of water as it seemingly skates across the ground, leaving a moist path in the messy dirt and grass below.

"Serperior! Leaf Storm!"

Oh hey, that's Cheren... neat.

A visceral whirlwind of sharp leaves spirals towards the water type.

"BLIZZARD!" The girl shouts out.

The Samurott halts its movement and opens its mouth, causing a tremendous icy gale of wind to shoot from its maw.

The two high powered attacks smash into each other with an explosion of elemental energy.

A brief calm seems to cross the arena as a gentle snowfall drifts down from the aftermath of the two attacks.

*BOOM*

A bolt of lightning strikes the arena in between the two pokemon suddenly, causing the cameras to angle upwards

Dozens of helicopters come into view.

My eyes widen at the darkened sky, thunder rumbles deep in the clouds as a single figure floats there.

It is black in color with glaring red eyes, a large engine-like tail sits behind it as blue electricity crackles down it.

A voice rings out across the battlefield.

"Cease this nonsense. You force your pokemon to partake in battles for your amusement... despicable. You people should have no claim to pokemon at all!"

The sky booms loudly as Zekrom roars, the screen abruptly flashes black.

"…"

"Hn." I mutely hum. "Well I'll be damned. Zekrom looks even more badass in person."

That sort of makes me want to make a clone of him for the fifth slot in my team...

But I've already checked the cost of DNA from legendary pokemon in my shop... it's pretty damn expensive.

But notably the Unova trio are perhaps some of the cheapest.

This is due to them being one third of a legendary pokemon each...

Actually, one third is inaccurate.

It's more like Zekrom and Reshiram are five percent... and Kyurem is eight percent.

They lost a lot of power when they defused.

Now, the dragons of ideals and truth are basically just super powered pesudo legendaries.

I bet Lance with his three dragonite could kick Zekrom's ass fairly easily... and if Cynthia showed up with her Garchomp? God rest its poor imperfect, weak to ground type, soul.

How ironic that the dragon of ideals is 'Imperfect'.

That sort of knowledge must really irritate the dragon type.

I stand up and leave the Tv on, leaving my bedroom door open as I move to the kitchen.

"We're sorry for the abrupt cut, folks, but it appears that the Victress conference is now under attack by the used to be peaceful pokemon rights organization, Plasma. After swift deliberation, Unova's Pokemon council has declared that Plasma is now a terrorist organization and are to be arrested with extreme prejudice."

"Nifty." I hum only to pause.

Wait... Hilda was a pokemon trainer...

If pokemon black and white two happened merely two years after the first game...

Oh fuck... I don't have three and a half more years to perfect my craft... I have two. Maybe two and a half if I really push it.

That is, two years if I want to actually be relevant at all during the downfall of Team Plasma thus making me a moral paragon to perfectly disguise my dastardly- and highly illegal- deeds.

Fuuuuuck I need to start moving faster.


"-In other news, Vertress City has been making remarkable steps towards recovery after the attack of the newly formed terrorist organization, Team Plasma last month. The two unknown black and white dragon pokemon who clashed in the sky haven't been seen since that day. Nor has the courageous trainer who rode upon the white dragon to defeat the dark one."

I look through a high powered microscope with a low hum. "Well, that's interesting. I wonder where they went... Hilda probably captured Reshi, but Zekrom is out in the wilds.

I reach over to a mug sitting beside the microscope and take a sip of hot chocolate, rubbing my mitten wearing hands together for a moment.

I did it.

I finally did it.

Genetics: (Novice) (Uncommon)
You are now capable of understanding the complex world of Pokémon Genetics. You can slowly but surely decipher the code of life that is Pokémon.
You may perform Genetic alteration and creation 10% faster than normal.

Now I can begin my plotting and scheming...

But first and foremost the dread.

I can already tell the absolute sheer time sink this upgrade questline is going to be.

Genetics Upgrade Quest 1:
Creating life, the mad scientist's bread and butter. Make sure you scream 'IT'S ALIVE' after every successful experiment. It's your god-given right.
Objective:
Study Genetics for 40 Hours. (1/40) [ ]

Reward:
'Genetics' Skill is improved to the next level of mastery

I run a hand down my face as I let out a long groan.

Right now, I'm looking at a strain of magikarp DNA.

Why?

Magikarp DNA is extremely cheap. Gyarados is horrifying. Magikarp were apparently stronger in the past.

Put it all together and bam.

Ancient Gyarados which is stronger than standard Gyarados... and the standard Gyarados is strong enough for the champion to give it a spot on his team instead of like... a Salamence or a Haxorus.

Of course, that could be simply because it's a Kanto pokemon and while Lance is the champion of both Johto and Kanto, Johto only has one 'original' dragon type pokemon... Kingdra, which is also in his lineup.

"Dozens of backers for Team Plasma have been arrested after numerous league raids upon the fanatical criminals, however, the leader of this organization, the mysterious 'Ghetsis' and a large portion of the team's higherups have managed to slip through the league's fingers. These men are presumed to be highly dangerous terrorists and if you see them, go to your nearest police station and file a report as fast as you can."

I assume that they are showing the faces of the old men in question.

"Any information on their current whereabouts is highly sought after and we plead for anyone who knows something to come forwards."

A new room has appeared in my complex, this one far larger than the rest.

The ceiling is quite a bit higher than the rest of my base, so I've been forced to dig down even further.

The room is a little barren right now, but it is large enough to have quite a few of the machines I'm going to need soon enough.

As it is currently, I only have a fridge and a microscope on a table... that's everything in this massive room.

I guess the Tv on the wall is another thing. I idly note as the quiet mutterings of the tv becoming nothing more than background noise to my work.

"Let's see here." I lowly mutter as I sketch out the DNA string on a nearby piece of paper.

Soon enough I'll do most of this digitally, but as of right now I'm too poor to buy a super computer and some egg incubators.

I don't even need that stuff yet! It'll merely increase my electric bill by an insane amount!

What I should do first is focus on a farm and make even more potions.

"SHIT!"

I had forgotten that I was going to make a larger oran berry!

I look to the magikarp Dna. "Sorry, Magikarp... I've got... *Srnk-* Bigger fish to fry?"


I wipe my forehead as I let out a quiet grunt. "Tch. The things I do for more overall money."

I stretch my arms above my head, looking up to the light up above.

A grey tiled ceiling meets my gaze.

I look to my phone.

Current bill per month: 10256 Poke.

"AHHHHHHH!" I shout in pain suddenly as I fall to my knees in the dirt.

I take a deep breath and exhale. "Alright. Now that that's out of my system."

I reach down and plant a seed, walk five feet forwards, then plant another.

I turn and walk five more feet then plant a third seed, then turn and walk towards the front of the room, planting a fourth.

I walk towards the sole door on the far side of the room and snap my fingers as the floor transitions from grassy dirt to tile, causing a door to seal behind me.

Getting an indoor greenhouse cost a lot, but frankly the system shop was starting to cut into my profits.

Apparently, the limit for the system shop was five hundred oran berries per month. After that, the price increases by twenty five percent... then after two hundred and fifty more berries, it increases by a further fifty percent.

With those four bushes, I hope to utterly remove the cost of oran berries.

It'll pay for itself soon enough when those genetically altered berries start blooming.

I was spending more than fifty thousand per month on oran berries beforehand... and while I will probably still be forced to do that this month, soon enough I'll be making that much per month.

The greenhouse is an investment.

I tilt my head. "You know... today may be getting pretty close to the first-year anniversary since I came to this world... neat!

The clock ticks... one and a half years until the league season where shit starts happening again.

I walk into my lab.

It has slightly expanded.

My eyes are drawn to one aspect first and foremost.

There's a large machine in the center of the room, it looks like a dragon ball z healing tank with a large glass dome atop it.

It is filled with some slight blue solution that has bubbles gently aerating it.

An incubation machine.

That, however, isn't what draws my attention as it has been there for the past two months or so.

What draws my attention is the fish swimming about inside it.

It is grey in color with large golden whiskers, it has a large gold dorsal fin that has three spikes on it.

There's another on the underside

On its sides it has a white fin, and its tail fin is also white.

On its sides there are numerous white and black daimond scales in a slight coiling pattern.

It finally hatched.

That means my quest was completed.

In fact, my alchemy quest should also be inching closer and closer to completion... I should check on it soon.

But there are larger matters right now.

I approach the tank and smile, placing my hand on the glass as the small fish to swim about the tank.

It's about the size of my hand, freshly hatched, and timid judging how it swims to the far side of the tank.

Probably not good for battling, but it is quite pretty.

I walk over to a nearby table and grab a device that looks vaguely like a high tech laser pistol but with several screens pointing backwards towards me.

I point it at the Magikarp and pull the trigger causing the screens to light up with information.

Magikarp.

Length: 7 Inches
Weight: 4 Ounces

Gender: Male

Moves Known: Splash, Tackle, Watergun, Aqua Ring, Aqua Jet, Bounce

Ability: Rattled.

Abilities Compared to the national reported average (At current age):

Strength: +923%
Speed: +1041%
Durability: +879%
Mental Capacity: +66%
Size -6.85%
Weight: -4.32%

Special Qualities:
Good Genes: This Magikarp is a model of its species. It's smarter and by far stronger than the normal Magikarp... but considering the usual strength of Magikarp, that... isn't saying much.

Water Element Born:
This magikarp thrives in water element energy, thus it gains quite a few water attacks a standard magikarp is unable to learn.

"Interesting."

This will eventually become a Moxxi Gyarados... it seems I was right in my assumption that I had identified the gene that determines ability.

A bit on the small side... but that's merely because I haven't found the correct gene for that yet.

I've found just about everything else I want in it.

I silently compare it to an adult magikarp.

Strength: +2%
Speed: +16%
Durability: -2.3%
Mental Capacity: -50.7%
Size: -81.21%
Weight -99.87%

This freshly hatched magikarp is on par with most fully grown magikarp.

It's just a lot dumber. Understandable considering it was just born.

A smile crosses my face as the fish floats forwards slowly and presses its snout against the glass right where my palm touches.

Its color and pattern are also just frankly stunning.

"Well, I know who the father of my future Gyarados is going to be." I quietly announce as my gentle smile transforms into a vicious smirk.

My future magikarp is absolutely going to have that coloration.

I should see about getting him a fish tank.

"I'll be right back." I whisper to the fish.

I turn and walk towards a nearby computer and take a seat, taking note of two alerts.

Quest complete!

Quest complete!

"Oh? Both of them?"

Alchemy Upgrade Quest 6:
Hours spent over your alchemy equipment... hours you shall never regain... is this how MMO players feel?
Craft 3000 Common Elixers: 3000/3000 [x]
Craft 50 Uncommon Elixers: 50/50 [x]
Craft 5 Rare Elixers: 5/5 [x]

Reward
'Alchemy' Skill is improved to the next level of mastery

Genetics Upgrade Quest 5:
Finnally after much research you have reached the point where you can make your first TRUE creation! IT'S ALIVE MUAHAHAHAHAH!
Objective:
Study Genetics for 200 Hours. (200/200) [x]
Study any sole pokemon's genetic makeup for 60 Hours. (60/60) [x]
Successfully genetically alter/create 3 plants or other living creatures: 3/3 [x]
Successfully genetically alter/clone/create one pokemon: 1/1 [x]

Reward:
'Genetics' Skill is improved to the next level of mastery

For my alchemy quest, the 'rare' requirement was the most bothersome.

For that I broke down a bunch of water type gems into 'Water Element Extract' which I then used to fill that incubator of mine.

After diluting it in regular water of course, five water gems worth of 'element extract' was only like... a cup full.

I sort of want to know what would have happened if it was pure water element extract. What would I get then?

"…"

Probably a very dead Magikarp. Besides, I don't have enough time to consider doing that. I still need to complete my pokemon team.

Hell, I need to decide what I want for it first and foremost. I'm still undecided on the large majority.

I look to my skills tab.

"H-Huh?"

Alchemy: (Master) {Uncommon}
The first step to a true understanding of the world.
You know how to create Exotic 'Worldly Alchemical Concoctions'.
Alchemical concoctions are 130% more powerful than normal.
Detremental Side Effects of your potions are 50% weaker. in addition, the side effects of potions of 'Uncommon' Rarity are completely removed (Unless you intend to make them that way)
The time it takes to craft Alchemical Items is reduced by 30%
When creating an alchemical item, you create 50% more than normal

"Wh... what the hell?!"

Is this the limit of my skills?

Alchemy Upgrade Quest 7:
The endless expanse of alchemy. It'll take you decades to sort through all of this knowledge.
Craft 50000 Common Elixers: 0/50000 [ ]
Craft 5000 Uncommon Elixers: 0/5000 [ ]
Craft 500 Rare Elixers: 0/500 [ ]
Craft 50 Epic Elixers: 0/50 [ ]
Craft 5 Exotic Elixers: 0/5 [ ]

Reward
'Alchemy' Skill is improved to the next level of mastery

Apparently not

But it is the limit for reasonable quests.

I stare mutedly at the skill for a long moment.

"Holy fuck... I can master something beyond 'master'."

'What about my genetics skill? I should be getting pretty close to this sort of godly level, right?'

Genetics: (Expert) (Uncommon)
You are now capable of understanding the complex world of Pokémon Genetics. You can slowly but surely decipher the code of life that is Pokémon.
You may perform Genetic alteration and creation 50% faster than normal.
Your alterations have a 50% greater chance of working as intended.

Not quite on the level as Alchemy yet... but it is in roughly the same state Alchemy was in before becoming 'Master' rank.

Hn... both skills also got a large addition at 'Adept'.

The abilities for my 'Genetics' skill is quite good. The first boost improves my working speed to alter the DNA of pokemon, the latter thing on the other hand is what's really good. Say for instance I want to give magikarp more strength. And I have a seventy five percent chance to correctly do so.

It's now one hundred percent.

Now, let's say for instance I give magikarp a completely new ability that a standard magikarp doesn't have access to. Like Rain Dish. Let's say that it has a ten percent chance of working... now it's fifteen percent.

There's so much I want to do in these coming years... ancient Pokémon, reviving fossils, alternate forms and regional variants, hell, I even want to create brand new abilities!

But I should wait...

I need to get this skill to a master level before I make my first team member.

Since Alchemy improved so much with just one level of mastery, surely genetics will also do the same.

Genetics Upgrade Quest 6:
Your first creation is alive and well, perhaps it's time to give it some friends.
Objective:
Study Genetics for 300 Hours. (0/300) [ ]
Study any sole pokemon's genetic makeup for 90 Hours. (0/90) [ ]
Successfully genetically alter/clone/create 4 pokemon: 0/4 [ ]

Reward:
'Genetics' Skill is improved to the next level of mastery

I'll need to make some more pokemon... and Magikarp will do me nicely.


Pov: elsewhere.

A cloaked girl stares up into the dark night sky, the specs of stars glaring down at her from all sides.

She lets out a quiet sigh as she observes the stunning vastness of space, unpolluted by any mechanical light, the darkened new moon causing all those tiny stars galaxies away to stand out.

She drinks in the view and smiles sadly.

The worlds darkest day is inching closer and closer.

She looks to the four rainbow marbles in her right hand, at the center of each is a strange almost dna-shaped symbol.

It is her duty to save this world.

She clenches her fist around the rock and stares up into the sky, a determined look on her face.

She falls to her knees, clutching the keystones in between her hands as her eyes shut. "The great sky dragon, Rayquaza. Hear my plea..."

The stones in between her hands begin to glow dimly.

"Please. Come before me and allow me to fulfill my reason for existence... a meteor is hurtling towards the planet, and it has the potential to snuff out all life... please... help me save our world."

*BOOM*

With a loud boom the girl flinches, she cracks her eyes open, spying a long green figure drifting down from the skies, it passes in and out of the clouds as it circles down from above.

It eventually floats down and stares at her, its piercing yellow eyes seemingly staring into her very being.

She bows her head. "Hear me, Rayquaza... as the last of the Draconid tribe, I have been given the task to stop the devastation of this world... please... assist me in this duty."

Nothing happens for a long moment, so the girl sneaks a peek upwards.

The dragon, easily well over one hundred feet long, head as big as she is tall continues to stare.

It locks eyes with the tanned girl and snorts once, a loud rumbling noise that shakes the entire dilapidated tower she is stood upon.

It disappears.

Suddenly pain floods to the forefront of her mind as a resounding blast of air pressure hits her body, she is rag dolled across the rooftop of the crumbling tower of her people.

With a pained groan she is sent over the edge.

She stares up at the stary sky as she falls, mind in a pained haze.

She was... rejected by Rayquaza...

Why?

What did she do wrong?

Does... their guardian truly not care for the lives that they will save? No... that can't be the case... she must have done something wrong... but what?

What did she do?

This... is probably the last time she will see the stary sky... this is... the death of the Draconid tribe.

She closes her eyes as there's a flash of red and a shriek.

"ALTA-RIIIIAAAAAAA."

The red eyed girl drifts into unconsciousness.


A beeping noise reaches her ears as the tanned girl slowly cracks open her eyes.

She's in a hospital.

She didn't die.

Somehow...

She looks to the cast around her arm and the bandages wrapped around her body.

Rayquaza refused to help...

What... can she do now?

The meteor that will strike sometime within five years... she had wanted Rayquaza to stay with her until the threat has passed, but... it refused.

Is the world doomed?

Is there nothing she can do?

She perks up suddenly, looking around the room.

'where are they-'

She lets out a sigh of relief as she sees a belt with three pokeballs on it.

They're all there...

She lets out a shaky breath, scanning her body.

A broken arm, a broken leg, probably several cracked ribs, and judging by the gauze near her ears, her eardrums must have burst... luckily she can hear, so it seems to have been fixed, but she was really messed up.

Merely by Rayquaza leaving.

Her eyes are drawn to the murmuring Tv.

She needs to do something...

She can't let just let everyone die.

"-The two unknown black and white dragon pokemon who clashed in the sky haven't been seen since that day. Nor has the courageous trainer who rode upon the white dragon to defeat the dark one."

Upon hearing the word 'dragon' the girls red eyes sharpen.

She spies two blurs crossing the sky, fire and lightning arcing from each figure as the cameraman can barely keep them in frame.

She... can vaguely remember her grandmother telling her a legend about two dragons, one white and one black... each capable of razing entire kingdoms to the ground.

If... Rayquaza... doesn't want to help...

She'll just find a pokemon who will.


Pov: elsewhere

A girl walks into a room hands folded in front of her lap. "You called... for me, sir?"

"Yes." A red haired man nods slowly as he stares at a large screen on the wall that is showing a map. "I did."

He falls silent for a moment.

"Recently... our men in the tracking division saw some strange activity." He begins quietly, adjusting his glasses, finger brushing briefly over the rainbow marble imbedded into the glasses frame.

On the map of Hoenn in front of him, a green dot appears, at the edge of the map.

It rapidly moves across the map, pausing atop a small island in the middle of the ocean.

It remains there for around sixty seconds, then it rapidly leaves the map in under a second.

"This... is in real time." The man quietly announces as he turns to face the girl wearing a red hoodie with two golden horns on the sides of the hood.

The pink haired girl's eyebrows raise slightly.

If it was able to enter and leave Hoenn air space in such a short amount of time... it must have been moving several times the speed of sound... dozens of times even.

"We went to the space it landed... and after a brief moment we had to look around before the League arrived, we found some fairly interesting information."

Several ancient murals appear on the screen behind him, all showing some long flying serpent quelling two fighting pokemon beneath.

"We had heard tales of a legendary pokemon that put a stop to the fighting of Groudon and Kyogre, but until this point... we had no proof." The man monologues. "We... are in need of a countermeasure."

"A countermeasure." The pink haired girl repeats.

"Yes, recently we have gotten reports of two pokemon that far surpass most pokemon within the Unova region... I am sending you there to secure them. In addition..." The man fishes an object out of his pocket and places it on the desk.

The girl's eyes dart to it, it is a small case, similar to what someone might put a ring into, she stiffens slightly, a small smile appearing on her face.

She tilts her head as the glasses wearing man opens it, revealing a rainbow marble within. She tries desperately to not allow her disappointment to show on her face and judging how her leader's face doesn't change, she succeeds. "This is a keystone. It is now yours. We found it and three more like it at the place where the legendary pokemon stopped. While you are completing your mission, find a pokemon capable of mega evolving and form a bond with it."

"Yes." The girl nods once.


"I beg of youuuuuu~"

"Don't. Go. Wasting your emoootion~"

"Lay all your love on meee~" I continue to hum to myself as music plays through a small ipod and speaker set in the background.

I look back to the current thing I am working on. A large bubbling vat of steel type energy.

This cauldron has roughly one and a half million poke in it.

Most steel type experts actually use dust made from smelted metals to coat a steel type's food. It apparently makes your steel type pokemon's armor far stronger than normal as it lacks a lot of the impurities ore has.

I, on the other hand, am not making a pokemon with MERE steel type energy! That's ridiculous! No. I'm using this energy to duplicate some metal I've gotten for a scheme. Straight up classic alchemical transmutation style!

I'll get back to that scheme in a moment, but for now?

I pour some powder into the large bubbling cauldron.

As it sinks beneath the grey surface, the hot steel type essence seems to ripple.

It begins rapidly shrinking in size.

Eventually I am left with about a quarter of the cauldron full of multicolored sand, it's green, black, orange, purple, and light blue in color.

Life Alloy.

Yes... this is good.

Now, if you hadn't ever played a certain mod for a certain game, you might not know what this stuff is, but let's just say... it is valuable.

This much alloy is probably worth roughly five million poke dollars so I have saved quite a bit.

It is a combination of three types of materials, firstly, the black and orange aspect. Scoria Ore. A type of magma-like metal found in the deepest voids of underwater trenches. It constantly simmers and hisses, it has incredible durability, being able to easily resist the crushing weight of the deepest parts of the ocean, plus it has an absolutely tremendous melting point... then, it casually rests at a temperature hot enough to boil water and ignite paper.

That doesn't really sound very... humane... armor to put on a steel type... even more so a GRASS steel type. It would be cooked alive and be in constant misery.

That's where material two comes into play, the purple and blue aspects. Cryonic Ore. A type of metal found in the deepest icy caves. It is less durable than scoria ore, sure, but the metal is always bitingly cold to the touch which counteracts the high temperatures of Scoria.

The next material is 'Living Shards'. A type of material which is found upon a giant plant monster called Plantera.

It is the most important part of Life Alloy. A material from the two-dimensional game Terraria. More specifically the Calamity mod.

For you see... recently I've purchased an entirely new skill from the shop.

One that can technically be applied to my pokemon.

Horticulturist: (Novice) {Rare}
A horticulturist spends his time cultivating plants and plant creatures, allowing him to experiment with strange and wondrous herbal concoctions.
You may alchemically produce seeds that rapidly grow small nonmagical animals made of plants. These plant creatures are deceptively strong and follow your orders without any thought for their own wellbeing. They'll only last a short time anyways~
Creature Duration: 10 Seconds.
Plant creatures you create are 10% stronger than normal.

I got thinking about dungeons and dragons again and was surprised to see that the system had dungeons and dragons powers and items for sale... then drawn to the pathfinder system, remembering that they had an alchemist class.

This is a subclass for said alchemist class.

It does away with the class' ability to create mutating serums and gives them the ability to create plant summons and even speak with plants.

Now, I saw that last bit and thought to myself 'hey, this skill eventually allows me to speak to one eighteenth of all pokemon' and I decided to nab it.

Of course, I don't have the ability to make 'bombs' like an pathfinder alchemist can, nor do I have magical extracts, but eh, being able to make seeds is good enough power.

The best part is... I can totally turn it into a pokemon move.

It uses grass type energy in the alchemical recipe, thus a grass type should be able to do the move... the issue is just how much energy it takes to transform a seed into one of these 'summoning seeds'. It would sap a good majority of pokemon quite quickly through using it.

That's why the living shards are so important. They make this alloy hold TREMENDOUS life energy... or in the context of Pokémon 'Grass Type Energy'.

With life alloy as my Ferroseed's armor, it should have enough energy reserves to create an entire fucking army of plant life whenever it wants.

If my estimations are correct, the only limiting factor would be the duration of the summons... you can only create so many plant creatures in ten seconds, after all.

I'll be training that soon.

I run my hand through the multicolored sand and nod once.

This much should be enough to armor a single Ferroseed. That means that it's about time that I start making it.

I look to the five incubators behind me, one filled with water and the others all filled with a singular egg.

Well. That's an issue... but one I can get around if I simply just build another incubator.

I crack my neck and slowly nod. "Jeez. There's so much work to be done."

But a year and a half is more than enough. Hell, I might even make enough money to get some true combat skills.

Time will tell.


Well Well Well, we are back again with another chapter of Villainous Ventures! And it looks like Xander has FINALLY created life! Super-karp!

But alas, it's not meant to be... Xander's looking higher! His team's gotta be even greater than a pokemon that can match fully grown versions of itself as an infant.

It must be STRONGER!

Plus, it appears he got his first vaguely combative skill and one that has the potential to be a true legendary killer at that!

Who knows what'll happen as soon as he steps out into the world at large!

Guest Reviews:

JustAFan123: don't worry, Xander will be getting A power... also, there probably IS a Pokemon Geneva convention considering that there have been pokemon wars... Wheezing is totally in violation as well.

Reaper200851: yes, but not really a 'I must genetically create the most perfect boy' fic... nor a fic where the guy is a pokemon breeder who is trying to make the top percentage rattata.

Reader 451: Joltic would probably be more in-like with Xander's line of thinking.

Idiot444: damn. I didn't even think of that.


Anyways, I'll see you all later~