This is a songfic that I hope the readers will find humorous. I was listening to an oldies station at work and heard this song and it just wanted to be written as a story. I do not own any rights to the song or to the characters in the story.
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Dear Journal:
It would appear that I have fallen victim to another one of the twins' pranks. I don't know how it happened really. My pumpkin juice did taste a little odd and had a faint unusual scent, but I guess I was in too much of a hurry to get to class this morning to pay much attention.
I was running out of the doors to the Great Hall when whatever it was kicked in. I still had the glass of juice in my hand and a slice of toast. I dropped the toast and started kissing the other students walking in the door. It was nuts! I was kissing everything in sight. I didn't know if it was day or night. I was in such a daze-- But damn, some of those Slytherins are hot kissers! I definitely liked Draco's tongue- (shudder) How weird is that? Anyway, for some reason, Professor Snape walked right by me in the hallway and I just grabbed him and started snogging him like mad! He was so surprised. Eventually, he pulled himself together, or it could have been that he got over the shock when I started frenching him. That only lasted for about a second. Too bad! He used perfectus totalis on me and I just dropped to the floor. My cup of juice spilled all over the place. He picked it up and sniffed it.
He was looking around for something, probably the twins and Creevy who just happened to be standing behind the door, snapping pictures and thundered. "Who put Love Potion #9 in Potter's juice?"
I ended up in the infirmary to get an antidote and I have detention tonight. Sigh. I wonder if it is possible to slip some of that stuff to Snape. I don't think I would mind one bit if he snogged me senseless.
The End