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Diclaimer: A way of wasting space and telling you to buzz off. Oh ya and to say... ummm... I have somehow forgot this very important thing I was supposed to type... thinks of more things to say to waste space... and more... more... some mOrE... and MoRe... and M043...

and if you don't know already(which you do):

I don't own Inuyasha.

Awwwww... I have it off my chest now. XD

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Let.the.weirdness.begin

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"You dumped a bucket of cold water on me at 7 o' clock in the fucking morning!" was heard through about a 5 block radius... give or take a few.

"Inuyasha, man calm down! I was only-" the panicing boy was cut off by a rock hard pillow being thrown directly at his abdomen.

"Shit man... -gasp- fuck it's not my fault your dad asked me, well more like threatened and bribed me to come wake you up! -intake of breath- Oh god, next time can you aim somewhere else!" the boys eyes widened at his mistake when he saw the not so happy half demon rise from his bed carrying his alarm clock... and aiming a little bit lower then was probably healthy. Well healthy for himself at least.

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"Hehe that'll teach him. Stupid Miroku," said a very smug hanyou as he plopped back into bed. Rolling over to the side he smacked open his mini fridge with his fist.

The poor thing had more dents in it then his alarm clock did... had before it was destroyed by Miroku, (not that he had any fault in the breakage I asure you) and that was saying something. Scooting the moldy stuff over and avoiding whatever wasn't it's natural prescribed color he pulled out a bag of caramel popcorn. He immediately popped it open with a big bang of compressed air being released and threw a couple into the air to catch them in his mouth. Awww... life was good.

Well until very angry parent's get in the way of you relaxation time. The nerve.

With a bang that sounded like a gun fire shot his father had broke the door off it's hinges... of course ignoring the fact the door had been unlocked in the first place being that Miroku had already picked it. Quite hilarious for an outsider, and quite scary for anyone who was there at the time.

"Inuyasha! What the hell did you do to Miroku?" his father had bardged in.

"Umm... he woke me up at 7 in the morning! What was I supposed to do?" he said putting the popcorn on the side table ontop of various amounts of dirty clothing.

His father quickly sidestepped Miroku who was currently on the floor passed out and giving Inuyasha a withering glare from across the bed.(If the bed hadn't been in the way one of the party would have been strangled. That being the younger one of the party.)

"Didn't he inform you that it was I one whom sent him up here to fetch you? Or did that part slip pass your stupid good for nothing brain?" his father knew that was the one thing that could always get under his skin. Insulating his intelligance.

"Dad! Don't even get me started. You know that I'm not a morning person and I know that you wanted me to wake up for was probably one of those, 'It's in your best interest thing's' parents always make their kids go through! Whatever is your about to say forget it!" he yelled and was about to get up when his father appeared right next to him at a super fast speed.

He gulped.

"You shall fucking do whatever the hell I tell you to do! And if that means getting up at any damn time, you will jump up and say yes sir! No matter what! Do I make myself clear enough for you?" he said giving him a very threatening glare while shaking his fist in Inuyasha's face.

"Yes da... urr... sir." he said while scratching the back of his head."

"Better. Now I wanted to discuss on you inheriting my company. Your 18 now and ned to start looking into this! Now I know you don't want to, but half of my estate and money will be going to you... and that includes the company in the deal. If you want anything in the will you will start learning how to run it by becoming VP. Yes, Vice president, Sesshoumaru your half brothe will also be undertaking this honor. After all those private tutoring classes for 14 and a half years I would think you'd be glad to start as soon as possible. Which cost a bundle I might add, you are more then ready to get started. Be happy I won't be putting you in the mail room. You'll be getting your own office and secretary and be able to run one of the biggest companys in Tokyo. Now any objections?" his father said smugly with a slight huff.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and stared out the window. Hmmm... now their was an idea he liked.

He suddenly got up and ran to the window, "You damn well know I can't object! So why ask!" he yelled while jumping off the ledge of the window and falling 3 storys and landing with a thump on the ground. He started to run off at an unaturally fast speed and heard his dad yell,

"Great! Then you'll be starting tommorrow!"

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Now.what.the.hell.am.I.gonna.do?

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He lay on his back staring up at the sky and watching the white fluffy pieces of cotton wisp clouds form into elegant shapes. The sky was shining brightly in a wave of azure blue. It really was a perfect day.

'Now if only it wasn't so windy,' Inuyasha thought as he plucked another piece of his long silver hair from his mouth and tucked it under his head.

'Disadvantage number 542 of being a Hanyou: No human ears to tuck my hair behind.'

He twirled a piece of straw he had found on the ground somewhere in his mouth. Not exactly sanitary but who the hell would know? Keh, why would he even care what they think? Might as well enjoy his last day of freedom.

'God now I sound like I'm getting friggen married. Keh, I'll probably end up like dad and married to the stupid job. It might as well be the same thing.' he barely saw his dad. Ever since his mom died he had been completly obsessed with his work.

'He might as well be dead to. He's already dead to me.' he thought thinking of the older version of himself.

He looked exactly like his dad. He thanked his mother for his more relaxed features though, like his nose and face structure. For his dad he inherited his amber eyes, ruff hands and feet, claws, fangs, silverish white hair, and dark eyebrows that excentuated his face perfectly, he had the whole deal. He was rather hansome at that just like his father. The one thing that made him different from his dad was his fluffy white ears on his head. He would have thanked Kami-sama for it if that wasn't also what made him scorned by everyone his whole life. Even his own brother for kami's sake!

What really scared him sometimes though was thinking he might turn out like his dad and become a workaholic.

'Man, why'd mom have to go and mate a demon?' he sighed letting out a breath. He had come to his favorite spot in the local community park. It was a nice little hill with brush surrounding it just high enough to keep him from public view but low enough to jump. Well for a hanyou at least. It was a place he could think. A place to escape his ever more confusing and down right frustrating life. He felt a soft breeze play across his face and his honey colored eyes danced about the scenery playfully watching the trees sway and his long silver hair every so often come into vision.

He smelled a beautiful scent suddenly grace the air and someone lied down next to him.

'Now who the hell comes here besides me?' he wondered rasing an eyebrow. Even more so when the figure talked to him all of a sudden, acting as if he was a friend.

'Keh, I have no friends.' he thought dully.

"So... just for a bit of intelligant conversation and all since I'm rather bored. What are you doing on this ever so fine evening?" the person next to him twirled a hand up into the air and pointed exaggerately at the sky as to insinuate her point. He noticed the hand was fragile and elegant as its manicured shinyness poked into his line of vision.

'A woman huh?(or either a very gay guy... he hoped it wasn't the later) Things just got more interesting.' he thought lazedly.

"Keh. None of your bussiness. Though your breathe is quite putrid so could you please scoot over. I don't think you have ever learned the meaning of personal space. Intelligant enough for you?" he drawled while still twirling the piece of straw around in his mouth. He decided their was no point in looking over at the face of the person he had just insultated. It just made it all the more interesting.

She smacked her hand lightly on his arm. He just smirked.

"Not to much of a people person are you? Hmmm... that's to bad. I thought I might have made my first friend since I moved here." she sighed sarcastically.

Though she really was somewhat sad. I mean his voice sounded so nice and masculine, maybe even a tad bit friendly? Though she hadn't seen his face yet because when she first reached the top of the hill his silver hair had acted like a good enough curtain with the wind pushing it all around his face. Truth be told she thought he was a girl at first till she first heard him speak in that ruff tone of his.

'Oh well, beggers can't be choosers I guess." she blew a strand of hair out of her face as the wind persited on using her own hari to block her vision.

"Well that's to bad then, not my fault. So you planning on leaving. This place is kind of occupied by a much more smarterer and devious person. I'll make you regret it if you don't," he had added the threat in at the end in in hopes of scaring her off, though he knew it wouldn't work. Her voice held to much confidence and pride, she wasn't going to back down. But everything's worth a try once right?

"Well halfwit, smarterer ain't a word first off," she said with a roll of her eyes though she knew he couldn't see.

"Second I bet you wouldn't know how to have fun if it bit you in the butt." she said while sitting up slightly and using her hand for leverage. She still didn't look down at his face though. It would ruin the whole mystery of the guy she was talking to. Now who would wanna do that?

"Heh wench, I might not act like it. Hell I might be a total slob and pompous ass, but I'm much smarter then I act. Check my IQ.(Hey 14 1/2 years of personal tutoring by the greatest minds money can buy has to pay off somehow huh?) Plus, to be grammatically correct since we've been having this oh so intelligant conversation. I think you meant isn't not ain't." he said smirking.

"Secondly, yes I do know to have fun. To bad your to much of a prude...-" he was cut off suddenly when his line of vision was no longer occupied by the sky but now by a beautiful raven head goddess. Her eyes where a beautiful chocolate color that melted into his own amber pools of gold and her face was clear and glistenng.

Acme free. Wow, their was a shocker.

Though maybe the most evident feature at this point was her red moist lips descending down onto him. Now the world must ask... how had the girl he had just been talking... (cough) yelling to was now on top of him covering his field of vison and coming closer. Closer. Shit, she was getting to close... and suddenly her lips where almost to his, she opened her mouth and...

'What the fuck!'

plucked the piece of straw he had had been between his teeth into her own mouth and stood up dusting off her clothing. While he was still stunned, she spun around and walked off while still twirling the straw between her teeth and whispered so lightly he barely heard in his dazed and confused state,

"Who's the prude one now?"

He wondered right then, "Is their any more like her out there? For my sake... I sure as hell hope not..." he let out a sigh of sexual frustration.

'Now off to avery, very, very cold shower.'

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I.wonder.what.her.name.was?

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Okay and that would be end of chapter one. I couldn't seem to pick off where I started on my other storys on either of my accounts so I started a new one; Well it doesn't seem to bad. I'll let you all be a judge. Also, I may or may not be correct here but I think this is the longest 1st chapter so far! 0.0; I know it's amazing!