Disclaimer-I don't own it, okay! Final fantasy 7 belongs to square enix! all i own is a boomerang and the incessant need to stare at fire!
This i something my mind wouldn't let me rest until I wrote. so enjoy!
(all weirdness is blamed on late nights, insomnia, hyperness, music (specifically nine inch nails "only")and, well, my general personality!)
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You must take pity on Vincent. His first love left him for a green skinned scientist, soon there after, said scientist decided to shoot and experiment on him, later locking him in a room with only skeletons and a coffin. When the room was unlocked thirty years later he awoke to a teenage girl screaming about vampires. He then joined the group that unlocked his room in destroying the son of his first love.Yes, Vincent Valentine deserves your pity. Anyway we are not here to discuss his past. No, we're here to watch his future unfold.
After Defeating Sephiroth, Vincent returned to Nibelheim, more specifically the Shin-ra mansion. He tried to go back to sleep in his coffin, but his demon companions would not let him. They would always torment him with his past, how he failed Lucrecia and her son. So he decided to restore the mansion, living there while helping the villagers exterminate the monsters that came down from the mountains.
This is where Yuffie Kisaragi, the self proclaimed greatest ninja alive, found him three years after wards. Using her oh so great ninja skills she snuck into the mansion around three in the morning. Finding him in his room asleep, Yuffie took a moment to admire him, for she had a slight crush on him, before creeping up right next to him and shouting "GAWD VINNIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED STILL? IT'S TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!" Succeeding in scaring poor Vincent out of bed and onto the floor, to both of their embarrassment, and slightly to Yuffie's enjoyment, it turned out that Vincent slept only in boxers, black silk boxers.
Vincent, the quick reflex's that he has, quickly jumped to his feet and grabbed his gun which was on the bedside table and aimed at Yuffie, after recognizing the terrified eyes that belonged to her he lowered it. "Yuffie, what are you doing in my bedroom at" he glanced at the clock before continuing "at three am?" he stated calmly. "Like I said before, it's time to rise and shine!" Yuffie cheerfully replied, bouncing to where Vincent's dresser was "Now go take a shower and get on some clothes, we got to get to Rocket Town by ten!" Now Vincent was really confused. "You didn't answer my question, why are you here, last I knew you were in Wutai, studying to becoming the future Lady of the Wutai. And why do WE need to be at rocket town at ten?"
Pushing Yuffie away from his dresser and putting on some black pants while he waited for her to explain herself. "Well, see it goes like this, my old man Godo decided that I needed a break from all that boring studying and let me go have some fun, so I'm getting everyone together to have some fun at the gold saucer, courtesy of Cloud of course!" Vincent, now having a black button up dress shirt on, raised an eyebrow. "From what I gathered, Godo isn't very lenient when it comes to your studies."
Yuffie fidgeted awhile before bursting out "Okay, okay, okay, so I kinda snuck out of Wutai! It was sooo boring, and I haven't seen you guys since Cloud and Tifa's wedding two years ago!" Yuffie was now looking at him with her patented chocobo eyes "So I decided to surprise every one by getting every one together and heading to the Golden Saucer for a little fun. And I figured that I would start with you cause if I got you to go along then everyone else would too!" Vincent looked at her and sighed, "I suppose that you would not leave me alone until I said yes would you?" Yuffie nodded enthusiastically with a giant grin plastered on her face. "Very well then, I will accompany you." Yuffie jumped up and down then ran to hug him" oh thank you thank you thank you Vinnie! I promise you won't regret it." hesitantly patting Yuffie on the back, he was already regretting his decision.
Later at rocket town
" What the $ are you two doing here! Get in here and have some &#$ tea!" Well acquainted with Cid's colorful language, Yuffie and Vincent went into the Highwind home and received some tea from Shera and sat down at the kitchen table.Once everyone was seated, Yuffie explained why they were there with much enthusiasm while Vincent just sat there drinking the tea calmly. After the explanation, Cid looked at Vincent and explained in his oh so colorful dialect "And your actually going along with the $# brats plan!" he nodded his head "Well then I guess we'll have to come then,we were planning to get away anyways. Shera, go gather the crew and tell em to get (&# ready in an hour! And you", he looked over at Yuffie's direction, " You go call every one else you plan to go on this little trip and tell them to be ready to go."
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"Ugh were is he already" moaned Yuffie, clutching her stomach. After picking up Tifa, Cloud, Reeve, and Red XIII in the Highwind, and planning to meet Barret,Marlene, and Elmyra at North Corel, Yuffie was as exited as any eighteen year old could get with motion sickness. She was currently in her normal spot upon the airship's deck trying her best not to throw up, waiting for Vincent to come back with a Tranquilizer.
Just as another wave of nausea was about to hit her, Vincent step up on the deck, with a bottle in hand. Quickly going over to him and taking the bottle, assuming it was the Tranquilizer, and drank it's contents. Making a very strange face she spit the liquid right out again, all over poor Vincent.
"YUCK! EWW! GROSSNESS! Geez Vincent, what are you trying to do, poison me!" Sighing inaudibly, Vincent look down at his shirt that now had liquefied Chocobo food on it."I am hardly trying to poison you Yuffie. I was taking that down to the chocobo stables, it was liquefied chocobo food with medicine it it for Cid's sick chocobo in it."
For perhaps the hundredth time that day, he regretted to agreeing on coming on this trip.
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So? How is it? this will probably be a two chapter story, that is if any one reviews and says they want me to continue that is. As for my story, What If, that will be updated soon. I just got the idea for this and had to write it!