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now!
Chapter 1: Kenshin
It was early morning, and Kenshin...as always...was doing his dear laundry.
Kenshin: *thinking* laundry, laundry, laundry...wait...what the hell am I doing...I'm the Battousai for Kami's sake!!! I don't got to be this woman's lackey...that whore Kaoru can go to hell for all I care!!!...Oro? Sessha has got to stop paying so much attention to Battousai, sessha is getting to think too much like him.oh well, back to washing Kaoru-dono's underwear!
Sano, who just walked in: Hey Kenshin, wanna join me in a drinking contest, Jou-chan already said it was ok, after all, you do need a day off!
Kenshin: Oro? Sano! You know sessha doesn't drink! Besides, what kind of example would we set for Yahiko?
Sano: Don't worry about it, Yahiko and I had a talk, I already explained to him the proper behavior for a boy his age.
*Sano gets flashback*
Yahiko is being beaten by Kaoru's bokken, while Sano's leaning against the door chewing on his fishbone.
Sano: Yo! Yahiko! Look, Kenshin and I are having a drinking contest, now, if you don't wanna get in trouble, don't bet more than 2000 yen...got it, punk?
Yahiko, who barely had enough time to reply: ok...Kaoru, I can't breathe...
Kaoru who was strangling poor Yahiko: Can I bet too?
Sano: Sure, what the heck...
*back to the present*
Kenshin and Sano are standing in front of a table that's holding several bottles of sake while Kaoru and Yahiko are betting.
Sano: OK, here are the rules, drink until you can drink no more!
Kaoru: Right! On your mark, get set...GO!
After several bottles of sake, Kenshin seemed to have passed out.
Sano: Jou-chan.Kenshin wasn't kidding...he CAN'T drink.
Kaoru: Well, at least I won the bet! Now Yahiko has to clean up the dojo for three years since he's got no money to pay me back!
Sulking Yahiko: Don't rub it in, Busu.
Kaoru, whose bokken appears out of nowhere: What did you call me?
Before Yahiko could say something else that would make the real fight start, Sano sees that Kenshin's gone, and after he tells them...a honking sound is heard. Suddenly, Kenshin appears out of nowhere using his gi as a bandanna and running around the yard.
Everyone (but Kenshin): O.o
Kenshin: honk, honk, honk!
Everyone: O_____O
Kenshin: Mary had a little lamb...!
Everyone: O______________________________________________________O
Kenshin, who stopped running around and was standing in front of them like an idiot: Sessha thinks Sano's hair defies all the laws of physics!
Sano: *sweat drop*
Kenshin who went back to running around: Sessha is a GIRL! Sessha is a GIRL! Sessha is a GIRL!
Everyone: @____________@
Kenshin: Sessha also thinks sessha is prettier than Kaoru-dono!
At this point, Kaoru is chasing Kenshin around the dojo with her bokken, when she catches up to him, she hits him so hard he's in a hole ten feet deep.
*********************in a hole at the dojo's backyard, sometime during the night****************
Kenshin: Anyone! Anyone! Help! Can someone tell sessha how sessha got inside a hole!
*********************inside the dojo*************************
Yahiko: Kaoru? Shouldn't we get Kenshin out of the hole, I think it'll snow tonight.
Kaoru: Nah! Kenshin can handle one night outside, we'll get him in the morning...maybe.
Japanese Terms: Kaoru-dono: Ms. Kaoru Jou-chan: little missy (Sano's nickname for Kaoru) Sessha: this dishonorable one (what Kenshin calls himself) Busu: ugly
Author's note: This is my first fic, and I know it's bad.I'll change some things later, or maybe I'll just take it down and write one that's completely different, unless I get positive feedback.which I doubt.Anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.please r & r.
Chapter 1: Kenshin
It was early morning, and Kenshin...as always...was doing his dear laundry.
Kenshin: *thinking* laundry, laundry, laundry...wait...what the hell am I doing...I'm the Battousai for Kami's sake!!! I don't got to be this woman's lackey...that whore Kaoru can go to hell for all I care!!!...Oro? Sessha has got to stop paying so much attention to Battousai, sessha is getting to think too much like him.oh well, back to washing Kaoru-dono's underwear!
Sano, who just walked in: Hey Kenshin, wanna join me in a drinking contest, Jou-chan already said it was ok, after all, you do need a day off!
Kenshin: Oro? Sano! You know sessha doesn't drink! Besides, what kind of example would we set for Yahiko?
Sano: Don't worry about it, Yahiko and I had a talk, I already explained to him the proper behavior for a boy his age.
*Sano gets flashback*
Yahiko is being beaten by Kaoru's bokken, while Sano's leaning against the door chewing on his fishbone.
Sano: Yo! Yahiko! Look, Kenshin and I are having a drinking contest, now, if you don't wanna get in trouble, don't bet more than 2000 yen...got it, punk?
Yahiko, who barely had enough time to reply: ok...Kaoru, I can't breathe...
Kaoru who was strangling poor Yahiko: Can I bet too?
Sano: Sure, what the heck...
*back to the present*
Kenshin and Sano are standing in front of a table that's holding several bottles of sake while Kaoru and Yahiko are betting.
Sano: OK, here are the rules, drink until you can drink no more!
Kaoru: Right! On your mark, get set...GO!
After several bottles of sake, Kenshin seemed to have passed out.
Sano: Jou-chan.Kenshin wasn't kidding...he CAN'T drink.
Kaoru: Well, at least I won the bet! Now Yahiko has to clean up the dojo for three years since he's got no money to pay me back!
Sulking Yahiko: Don't rub it in, Busu.
Kaoru, whose bokken appears out of nowhere: What did you call me?
Before Yahiko could say something else that would make the real fight start, Sano sees that Kenshin's gone, and after he tells them...a honking sound is heard. Suddenly, Kenshin appears out of nowhere using his gi as a bandanna and running around the yard.
Everyone (but Kenshin): O.o
Kenshin: honk, honk, honk!
Everyone: O_____O
Kenshin: Mary had a little lamb...!
Everyone: O______________________________________________________O
Kenshin, who stopped running around and was standing in front of them like an idiot: Sessha thinks Sano's hair defies all the laws of physics!
Sano: *sweat drop*
Kenshin who went back to running around: Sessha is a GIRL! Sessha is a GIRL! Sessha is a GIRL!
Everyone: @____________@
Kenshin: Sessha also thinks sessha is prettier than Kaoru-dono!
At this point, Kaoru is chasing Kenshin around the dojo with her bokken, when she catches up to him, she hits him so hard he's in a hole ten feet deep.
*********************in a hole at the dojo's backyard, sometime during the night****************
Kenshin: Anyone! Anyone! Help! Can someone tell sessha how sessha got inside a hole!
*********************inside the dojo*************************
Yahiko: Kaoru? Shouldn't we get Kenshin out of the hole, I think it'll snow tonight.
Kaoru: Nah! Kenshin can handle one night outside, we'll get him in the morning...maybe.
Japanese Terms: Kaoru-dono: Ms. Kaoru Jou-chan: little missy (Sano's nickname for Kaoru) Sessha: this dishonorable one (what Kenshin calls himself) Busu: ugly
Author's note: This is my first fic, and I know it's bad.I'll change some things later, or maybe I'll just take it down and write one that's completely different, unless I get positive feedback.which I doubt.Anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.please r & r.