Thanks to everyone who reviewed, I love you all * sniffs *. Well, this was
just going to be a one-shot, but....I was bored so, I'm making it a series.
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Rurouni Kenshin!!!!! ...but, please keep in mind that SOMEDAY I will!!!!! *crazed laugh*
Chapter 2: Sano and Megumi
Megumi: So...* laughs * so...* laughs * he was DRUNK!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Yep!!!!! Kenshin was drunk...but I don't see what's so funny *cries hysterically* HE SAID HE WAS PRETTIER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Megumi: * thinking* what a nutcase! * out loud *well, Kaoru, I have to go...do...er... something... *leaves*
Kaoru: * suddenly looks surprisingly happy and perky* OH YAHIKO! ^_^
Yahiko: huh?
Kaoru: did you forget our bet????...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET CLEANING!!!!!
************************Megumi.. **********************
Megumi: * humming some song to herself and thinking * Life has been so good since Sano admitted he loved me * dreamy sigh *
Sano: * walking behind her * thinking * I wonder what the kitsune-onna is doing here????? * sees her walking into the clinic and feels suddenly stupid * OK, so I forgot she worked here!!!! So what?!?!
Megumi: * sees Sano with a stupid look on his face and wonders why he's there * *she runs outside * Sano!!! What the hell are you doing here?!?!
Sano: um...um...* thinking * come one Sano, think fast!!!!!!! ...* out loud* I wanted to see if you wanted a drink!!! (A/N: and he said all of this in one breath).
Megumi: * sweat drop * um...sure, ok then.
Sano: good...let's go to my place!!!!!!!!
************************Sano's "place" *****************************
Sano: * drunk* so, Megumi...want more sake?
Megumi: *drunk * *hic *
Sano: um...I'll take that as a yes.
Sano tries to pour some sake into her cup, but somehow winds up throwing it at his face. Megumi laughs.
Sano: it's NOT funny...*hic* it was oddly refreshing actually...
Megumi: * stopped laughing and has a bored look on her face * whatever... Just give me some sake already!!
Sano: fine...
Sano tries to pour it into her cup, AGAIN, and he misses, AGAIN, and the sake goes down Megumi's bra.
Megumi: um...SANO you HENTAI!!!!!!
Sano, who at this point was trying to get the sake back (A/N: this means that he was trying to get Megumi's kimono off, and wring it out into the cup, but, of course, he didn't get farther than barely brushing past her obi...)
SLAP!!!!
Megumi: I'm getting out of here, I'm going somewhere far away from you, where I can get drunk in peace surrounded by nice sober waitresses that wont spill my precious sake!!!!!!...* suddenly calm * see ya later love.
Sano: yeah...*sleepy*...whatever.
Megumi leaves (taking the sake, of course), five days pass, and Sano (who's sober now) finally realizes something while he's at the dojo...
Sano: wait a minute!!! That's MY sake!!!!!
Kenshing: * who was near Sano when he said this, and now has a HUGE sweat drop on his face...and of course, his swirly eyes * ORO? @____________@
END
A/N: Get it???? Huh? Get it??? OK, yeah, I know, not funny...I just wanted to write something about Sano and Megumi being drunk, in my opinion, this chapter sucks, but I can't think of anything else at the moment...so, here it is...please r & r. (By the way, I am aware that they didn't have bras during the Meiji, they had those weird bandage thingies they bound around, but I didn't feel like going into an explanation...so I just wrote bra)
Japanese: kitsune-onna: fox lady hentai: pervert (oh, and obi is the thing they use to tie the kimono).
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Rurouni Kenshin!!!!! ...but, please keep in mind that SOMEDAY I will!!!!! *crazed laugh*
Chapter 2: Sano and Megumi
Megumi: So...* laughs * so...* laughs * he was DRUNK!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Yep!!!!! Kenshin was drunk...but I don't see what's so funny *cries hysterically* HE SAID HE WAS PRETTIER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Megumi: * thinking* what a nutcase! * out loud *well, Kaoru, I have to go...do...er... something... *leaves*
Kaoru: * suddenly looks surprisingly happy and perky* OH YAHIKO! ^_^
Yahiko: huh?
Kaoru: did you forget our bet????...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET CLEANING!!!!!
************************Megumi.. **********************
Megumi: * humming some song to herself and thinking * Life has been so good since Sano admitted he loved me * dreamy sigh *
Sano: * walking behind her * thinking * I wonder what the kitsune-onna is doing here????? * sees her walking into the clinic and feels suddenly stupid * OK, so I forgot she worked here!!!! So what?!?!
Megumi: * sees Sano with a stupid look on his face and wonders why he's there * *she runs outside * Sano!!! What the hell are you doing here?!?!
Sano: um...um...* thinking * come one Sano, think fast!!!!!!! ...* out loud* I wanted to see if you wanted a drink!!! (A/N: and he said all of this in one breath).
Megumi: * sweat drop * um...sure, ok then.
Sano: good...let's go to my place!!!!!!!!
************************Sano's "place" *****************************
Sano: * drunk* so, Megumi...want more sake?
Megumi: *drunk * *hic *
Sano: um...I'll take that as a yes.
Sano tries to pour some sake into her cup, but somehow winds up throwing it at his face. Megumi laughs.
Sano: it's NOT funny...*hic* it was oddly refreshing actually...
Megumi: * stopped laughing and has a bored look on her face * whatever... Just give me some sake already!!
Sano: fine...
Sano tries to pour it into her cup, AGAIN, and he misses, AGAIN, and the sake goes down Megumi's bra.
Megumi: um...SANO you HENTAI!!!!!!
Sano, who at this point was trying to get the sake back (A/N: this means that he was trying to get Megumi's kimono off, and wring it out into the cup, but, of course, he didn't get farther than barely brushing past her obi...)
SLAP!!!!
Megumi: I'm getting out of here, I'm going somewhere far away from you, where I can get drunk in peace surrounded by nice sober waitresses that wont spill my precious sake!!!!!!...* suddenly calm * see ya later love.
Sano: yeah...*sleepy*...whatever.
Megumi leaves (taking the sake, of course), five days pass, and Sano (who's sober now) finally realizes something while he's at the dojo...
Sano: wait a minute!!! That's MY sake!!!!!
Kenshing: * who was near Sano when he said this, and now has a HUGE sweat drop on his face...and of course, his swirly eyes * ORO? @____________@
END
A/N: Get it???? Huh? Get it??? OK, yeah, I know, not funny...I just wanted to write something about Sano and Megumi being drunk, in my opinion, this chapter sucks, but I can't think of anything else at the moment...so, here it is...please r & r. (By the way, I am aware that they didn't have bras during the Meiji, they had those weird bandage thingies they bound around, but I didn't feel like going into an explanation...so I just wrote bra)
Japanese: kitsune-onna: fox lady hentai: pervert (oh, and obi is the thing they use to tie the kimono).