Cho Chang put on a second coat of lipstick and dashed some powder on her nose. Then she smiled. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. That new waterproof mascara was holding up great. She was ready for. . . him!
She sighed to herself as she thought about her crush. He was so cute!
She put her makeup back in her bag and headed towards the bathroom door. Just as she grabbed the doorknob, the door flew open, and Cho was thrown back against the wall.
"Oh, zorry!" a familiar voice said.
Cho recognized the voice immediately. She put on her best fake smile as Fleur Delacour entered the bathroom. "Fleur! How nice to see you!"
Fleur flashed an equally-fake smile. "'ow nize to zee 'ou as vell! 'Ou look very nize!" She walked past Cho to the mirror and ran a brush through her mirror. "Now I zimply must get ready for. . . . . someone special!"
Cho narrowed her eyes.
Outside the bathroom were voices. One voice in particular.
Cho's heart leapt inside of her, and she opened the door.
Fleur gasped and dropped her brush. "Out of ze way, Cho!"
Cho slipped outside and slammed the door as hard as she could. Then, with all her might, she held it closed.
"'Ou have broke my nail! Dis iz most outrageous!" Fleur screamed. "Open zis door immediately!"
There was a blast, and the door fell from the hinges. Cho broke into a run.
Fleur sent out a well-placed Jelly-legs curse.
"You slut!" Cho screamed. She pulled out her wand, fixed her legs, and shot a curling spell at Fleur's hair.
"My hair! It iz not meant to be curled!" Fleur wailed. She tossed her wand to the side and flung herself at Cho. "I vill keel you, tramp!"
Cho, as soon as Fleur's hands were around her throat, put all her stress into pulling Fleur's curls.
"Hi. What's the fight about?"
The girls let go of each other. It was him.
"Neville!" they shrieked in unison.
Neville considered running.
"I. . . I vas trying a new 'air style!" Fleur said, running for her wand.
Cho tripped her. "How are you doing, Neville?"
"Um, all right."
Fleur ran back her wand. She sent a water-spell all over Cho's head. "Now 'ou vill frizz!"
Cho screamed as her hair frizzed.
Hermione Granger walked up to Neville and smiled flirtatiously at him. "Hey. Wanna go make out in the Quidditch field?"
Cho and Fleur stared at Hermione. Then they both screamed and leapt at her.
Hermione pulled out her wand. "I'll fight for my man!"
Neville walked away as the three girls fought it out.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley saw him about ten minutes later.
"Poor Neville," Ron said to Harry. "D'ya think he'll ever get a girlfriend?"