Author's Note: OK, this chapter is about Aoshi getting drunk, next will be
Kaoru. I was actually thinking about putting Kaoru on this one but I
already had the Aoshi idea.
Disclaimer: I don't own rk, or anything else in this story except...the story.
Chapter 3: Aoshi
***********************in Kyoto. Temple********************
Aoshi: * thinking * I wonder where Misao is with my tea...
***********************Aoya*********************
Misao: * evil laughter * Omasu, are you sure this is gonna work.
Omasu: Of course it will, Aoshi-sama won't know what hit him.
Misao: ok... but, I still think Aoshi-sama won't get drunk. I mean, he can take sake right? We're just spiking his tea, so, it's not even pure sake.
Omasu: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Misao. * thinking * I guess she doesn't remember what happened the last time he got drunk...oh...then this will be most interesting, too bad I won't get to see it.
Okon and Okina who had been silently spying on them chuckled lightly, and left to go buy groceries. There was no way in hell they were gonna get in the middle of this!
*************************Temple************************
Misao, standing by the door: Hello Aoshi-sama! I brought you your tea!
Aoshi: Arigato Misao.
Misao sat down in front of Aoshi and started preparing tea. Aoshi took the tea, thanked Misao, and then...
Aoshi: tastes...different.
Misao: It's a special blend...like it?
Asohi, takes another sip, and winds up draining the cup: It's...interesting.
Misao: * thinking * I knew he wouldn't get drunk, it was only a little sake...nothing can faze my Aoshi-sama! I mean, he IS the le-
Aoshi: * unknowingly interrupting Misao's thoughts* * looks dopey and a little psycho * * stands up and starts singing * BORN FREEEEEEEEEEEEE, AS FREEEEE AS THE WIND BLOWS...
Misao: *cringes at Aoshi's loud voice and the fact that he got drunk * Oops?
Aoshi: OH, MISAO MY LOVE!!! Will you marry me my darling.
Misao: * huge sweat drop * * mutters* at least he said he loves me...
Aoshi: CHICKEN WING...* starts doing the chicken dance*
Misao: O.o
Aoshi: * takes her hand * OH, my dear Lady Cheese, please come hither, and help me suck the marshmallows! * jumps out the second floor window and lands in a bush *
Misao: O____________________O *rushes over to window * Are you ok Aoshi- sama?
Asoh: *is upside-down* DONKEYS!!!!!!!
Misao: O.O uh...ok then... see ya later. *leaves humming happily to herself *
Japanese words: Arigato: thanks Aoshi-sama: Lord Aoshi.
Author's note: omg! That was...THE WORST CRAP I HAVE EVER WRITTEN!!!! I disgust myself!! This story isn't going the way I planned, but, if you made it through this horrendous torture, please r & r. (Next chapter: Aoshi's revenge!)
Disclaimer: I don't own rk, or anything else in this story except...the story.
Chapter 3: Aoshi
***********************in Kyoto. Temple********************
Aoshi: * thinking * I wonder where Misao is with my tea...
***********************Aoya*********************
Misao: * evil laughter * Omasu, are you sure this is gonna work.
Omasu: Of course it will, Aoshi-sama won't know what hit him.
Misao: ok... but, I still think Aoshi-sama won't get drunk. I mean, he can take sake right? We're just spiking his tea, so, it's not even pure sake.
Omasu: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Misao. * thinking * I guess she doesn't remember what happened the last time he got drunk...oh...then this will be most interesting, too bad I won't get to see it.
Okon and Okina who had been silently spying on them chuckled lightly, and left to go buy groceries. There was no way in hell they were gonna get in the middle of this!
*************************Temple************************
Misao, standing by the door: Hello Aoshi-sama! I brought you your tea!
Aoshi: Arigato Misao.
Misao sat down in front of Aoshi and started preparing tea. Aoshi took the tea, thanked Misao, and then...
Aoshi: tastes...different.
Misao: It's a special blend...like it?
Asohi, takes another sip, and winds up draining the cup: It's...interesting.
Misao: * thinking * I knew he wouldn't get drunk, it was only a little sake...nothing can faze my Aoshi-sama! I mean, he IS the le-
Aoshi: * unknowingly interrupting Misao's thoughts* * looks dopey and a little psycho * * stands up and starts singing * BORN FREEEEEEEEEEEEE, AS FREEEEE AS THE WIND BLOWS...
Misao: *cringes at Aoshi's loud voice and the fact that he got drunk * Oops?
Aoshi: OH, MISAO MY LOVE!!! Will you marry me my darling.
Misao: * huge sweat drop * * mutters* at least he said he loves me...
Aoshi: CHICKEN WING...* starts doing the chicken dance*
Misao: O.o
Aoshi: * takes her hand * OH, my dear Lady Cheese, please come hither, and help me suck the marshmallows! * jumps out the second floor window and lands in a bush *
Misao: O____________________O *rushes over to window * Are you ok Aoshi- sama?
Asoh: *is upside-down* DONKEYS!!!!!!!
Misao: O.O uh...ok then... see ya later. *leaves humming happily to herself *
Japanese words: Arigato: thanks Aoshi-sama: Lord Aoshi.
Author's note: omg! That was...THE WORST CRAP I HAVE EVER WRITTEN!!!! I disgust myself!! This story isn't going the way I planned, but, if you made it through this horrendous torture, please r & r. (Next chapter: Aoshi's revenge!)