Disclaimer: I do NOT own Rurouni Kenshin...if I did, the sky would fall,
the schools might close forever, we'll breathe in the moon, trees will
walk, and those chocolates they sell in hotel rooms won't be overprized.
Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in a long while. I've been in a bad mood, and I couldn't get into My Documents, where this was saved.
Warning: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Chapter 4: Aoshi's Revenge: Misao
Ok, here's the deal. * battle themed heroic song starts playing in the background * (you know, like the one they put in the first episode when Kaoru tells the story of Battousai or whenever Kenshin gets in rambling- about-protecting-life-and-all-that-crap-mode) Misao got Aoshi drunk by spiking his tea, and now, because of it, he turned into an alcoholic psycho wanting revenge. Please read as Aoshi, accompanied by his trusty sake bottle carry out his 2-step-plan:
***************** In the Temple*******************
Aoshi * talking to his sake bottle *: I have it all planned out * maniacal laughter* I will get Misao drunk (step 1) and I shall make her wear...A CHICKEN SUIT!!!!!!! (step 2)
Sake bottle: *-*
Aoshi: I'm so glad you agree with me!
SB: *-*
Aoshi: Tomorrow, we shall go on with our plans * takes swig from SB*, but tonight, we sleep. *falls asleep clutching SB and sucking his thumb. *
*****************Next morning. In the Aoiya**********
Aoshi and SB are wearing Enishi typed glasses. They're behind the shoji, watching as Misao eats her spiked soup, and doesn't seem to notice the incredibly alcoholic taste. (A/N: Please keep in my, the "soup" is just a big bowl of sake with a chicken in it.)
Aoshi : AAAAAAAWWWWWW...it didn't work, she drank it all, but she seems fin-
As Aoshi was about to finish his sentence, Misao's head comes down onto the bowl.
Misao: *snoring *
SB: *-*
Aoshi: COOOOOOOOOOL ^_^
*********************20 minutes later*********************
The whole Oniwabanshuu (sp?) are seated before a stage. Aoshi comes forth, he's dressed in a suit, and SB is magically "seated" on his shoulder. He's holding cue cards.
Aoshi: Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Misao dressed as a * goes to the next cue card* chicken. Oniwabanshuu crowd: YAY!!!
The curtains open to reveal a still sleeping Misao dressed as a chicken and seating on a chair.
OC: OOOH...AAAAH
Aoshi walks back onto the stage, wakes Misao up, and slinks into the shadows.
Newly awakened...and drunk Misao: I'm dressed as a chicken...then that must mean...I'M A CHICKEN!!!!!!
OC: *cheers*
Aoshi: REVENGE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEVENGE!!!! *laughs in a maniacal manner *
Misao: * making chicken noises* I think I'm laying an egg *actually lays an egg *
OC: ^_^ COOOOOOOOOL.
Misao: * starts pecking at SB*
Aoshi: NOOOOO GET AWAY YOU FIEND...GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SAKE BOTTLE...I NEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!
OC: wait a second * understanding dawns on them*
After finding out from that little display that Aoshi was an alcoholic, Shiro sneaks behind Aoshi, raises a shinai over his head, and knocks him out. Kuro does the same with Misao. (A/N: The Oniwabanshuu already knew she was drunk, but Kuro just felt like knocking her out) Okon and Omasu drag Misao to her room, while Shiro and Kuro, followed by Okina, carried Aoshi to his room.
********************2 months later******************
After Aoshi has gotten over his alcoholism (A/N: and after Misao promises to never give him any alcohol for as long as she lives), he forgets his plans for revenge. He actually told Misao he loved her, and they are presently going "steady." Everything is happy at the Aoiya, and everyone is living in peace...only one question remains unanswered...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE SAKE BOTTLE?
Author's Notes: well, this sucked, just like everything else I've written. Please r&r before I have to resort to other ways of getting you people (or at least I hope you're people) to review *looks threatening *
Japanese terms: Shinai: wooden sword.
Challenge: I think it's ok if I post a challenge at the end of a fic, so, here it goes: I want someone to write a story based on the month the Kenshin-gumi spend in Kyoto (after the Kyoto arc). It doesn't have to be just KK, it could also be AM, or SM, but, traditional parings MUST apply (in case you don't know what I mean: Kaoru/Kenshin; Aoshi/Misao; Sano/Megumi). ^_^ I just love Kyoto arc stories!!!! * Hugs the handful of people who MIGHT consider doing the challenge. *
Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in a long while. I've been in a bad mood, and I couldn't get into My Documents, where this was saved.
Warning: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Chapter 4: Aoshi's Revenge: Misao
Ok, here's the deal. * battle themed heroic song starts playing in the background * (you know, like the one they put in the first episode when Kaoru tells the story of Battousai or whenever Kenshin gets in rambling- about-protecting-life-and-all-that-crap-mode) Misao got Aoshi drunk by spiking his tea, and now, because of it, he turned into an alcoholic psycho wanting revenge. Please read as Aoshi, accompanied by his trusty sake bottle carry out his 2-step-plan:
***************** In the Temple*******************
Aoshi * talking to his sake bottle *: I have it all planned out * maniacal laughter* I will get Misao drunk (step 1) and I shall make her wear...A CHICKEN SUIT!!!!!!! (step 2)
Sake bottle: *-*
Aoshi: I'm so glad you agree with me!
SB: *-*
Aoshi: Tomorrow, we shall go on with our plans * takes swig from SB*, but tonight, we sleep. *falls asleep clutching SB and sucking his thumb. *
*****************Next morning. In the Aoiya**********
Aoshi and SB are wearing Enishi typed glasses. They're behind the shoji, watching as Misao eats her spiked soup, and doesn't seem to notice the incredibly alcoholic taste. (A/N: Please keep in my, the "soup" is just a big bowl of sake with a chicken in it.)
Aoshi : AAAAAAAWWWWWW...it didn't work, she drank it all, but she seems fin-
As Aoshi was about to finish his sentence, Misao's head comes down onto the bowl.
Misao: *snoring *
SB: *-*
Aoshi: COOOOOOOOOOL ^_^
*********************20 minutes later*********************
The whole Oniwabanshuu (sp?) are seated before a stage. Aoshi comes forth, he's dressed in a suit, and SB is magically "seated" on his shoulder. He's holding cue cards.
Aoshi: Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Misao dressed as a * goes to the next cue card* chicken. Oniwabanshuu crowd: YAY!!!
The curtains open to reveal a still sleeping Misao dressed as a chicken and seating on a chair.
OC: OOOH...AAAAH
Aoshi walks back onto the stage, wakes Misao up, and slinks into the shadows.
Newly awakened...and drunk Misao: I'm dressed as a chicken...then that must mean...I'M A CHICKEN!!!!!!
OC: *cheers*
Aoshi: REVENGE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEVENGE!!!! *laughs in a maniacal manner *
Misao: * making chicken noises* I think I'm laying an egg *actually lays an egg *
OC: ^_^ COOOOOOOOOL.
Misao: * starts pecking at SB*
Aoshi: NOOOOO GET AWAY YOU FIEND...GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SAKE BOTTLE...I NEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!
OC: wait a second * understanding dawns on them*
After finding out from that little display that Aoshi was an alcoholic, Shiro sneaks behind Aoshi, raises a shinai over his head, and knocks him out. Kuro does the same with Misao. (A/N: The Oniwabanshuu already knew she was drunk, but Kuro just felt like knocking her out) Okon and Omasu drag Misao to her room, while Shiro and Kuro, followed by Okina, carried Aoshi to his room.
********************2 months later******************
After Aoshi has gotten over his alcoholism (A/N: and after Misao promises to never give him any alcohol for as long as she lives), he forgets his plans for revenge. He actually told Misao he loved her, and they are presently going "steady." Everything is happy at the Aoiya, and everyone is living in peace...only one question remains unanswered...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE SAKE BOTTLE?
Author's Notes: well, this sucked, just like everything else I've written. Please r&r before I have to resort to other ways of getting you people (or at least I hope you're people) to review *looks threatening *
Japanese terms: Shinai: wooden sword.
Challenge: I think it's ok if I post a challenge at the end of a fic, so, here it goes: I want someone to write a story based on the month the Kenshin-gumi spend in Kyoto (after the Kyoto arc). It doesn't have to be just KK, it could also be AM, or SM, but, traditional parings MUST apply (in case you don't know what I mean: Kaoru/Kenshin; Aoshi/Misao; Sano/Megumi). ^_^ I just love Kyoto arc stories!!!! * Hugs the handful of people who MIGHT consider doing the challenge. *