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Disclaimer-I said it already! NO!
Warning! This fanfic is a story by an Inuyasha fan, who is also a Monty Python fan, who also is a fanfic fan, who is also done by a caffeine high authoress.
If you are an Inuyasha fan, CLOSE YOUR EYES and RUN! If you are a Monty Python fan, CLOSE YOUR EYES and RUN! If you are both, than sit tight and listen to depressing elevator music in your head, as you are about to embark on the weirdest 'Inuyasha Movie,' EVER!
"Last time our main characters were the non-merry group of miss fits, consisting of a little fox kid, a cat thingy, a perverted monk, an underpayed demon slayer, a hanyou, a future highschool girl, and a sweaty villager, were on there way to save a village. Now, since we have a 5 second attention span, we meet a witness to the horrorific massacre of the village, as the non-merry group of miss fits walked/runned/ran on their way to save."
"I-I-I-It w-was the m-most scariest t-thing I've s-seen in all-all my life. There w-was this, thing, and it was, erm.. yeah, and a.. You know… Oh, that reminds me. One time,.. at band camp-"
"Who brought in this idiot? Oh well,… Inuyasha and friends arrived at the edge of a creepy, dark woods, where the road goes on, and on, and on, and on-"…….
"Wow, this road seems like it never stops," exclaims Kagome as she is being carried on Inuyasha's back, and as Shippo is being carried on Kagomes shoulder.
"What are you complaining about? I had to RUN that far," whines Nashiki.
"If anyone cares about anything, it's me! You guys need to lay off the future junk food," says Inuyasha as he throws Kagome off his back.
"Aiiiiiyeeeee!"
"And on, and on, and on, and on, and-"
(The group is running, but it's taking them forever to get to the village.)
"And on, and on, and on, and on, and-"
(Still running.)
"And- Oh forget… As they still take forever we have a special guest host who we'll interview."
"Allo. I am Lady Kaede.. Although some people insist on calling to me as 'HEY YOU OLD HAG!' But I am not old, I am 50 something."
Other people run around her, hearing of her age.
"Fifty and looks THAT old? She must be a witch!" says Random Villager #1.
"A witch! A witch! A witch!" shouts Angry Mob.
"Who are thse fools? I am not a witch." says Lady Kaede.
"But you dress as one!" says Random Villager #1.
"Burn her! Burn the witch!" shouts Angry Mob.
"(cough cough) Inuyasha and the group have arrived to the village."
"But what about me? What about me and these RAVING LOONITICS!" shouts Lady Kaede.
"Sorry old Hag, but you'll have to deal with them yourself."
Lady Kaede stares at angry mob.
"Burn her! Burn her!"
"S-Stay back.."
"Erm… As I said, Inuyasha and the group had FINALLY arrived at the village."
"What village? All I see is a place filled with death and destruction. I can't even tell if this was a village!" says Sango.
"……"
"Hey, look at Lady Kaede! She looks as if she just met the Angry Mob," says Kagome, looking at a corner.
"Bring out your dead. (dong) Bring out your dead. (dong)"
"Hmm.. Should we?" nudges Inuyasha to Miroku.
"May the soon-to-be dead rest in peace," grins Miroku, as he and Inuyasha carry Kaede to the Mortician.
"I'm not dead!" says Kaede, squirming, trying to get free.
"Yes, your going to be," says Inuyasha.
"What?" says Mortician.
"Not in another 50 years," complained Kaede, still squirming.
"I can't take her," says Mortician.
"Come on, we were 'GOING' to save this village, please do us the favor," pleads Miroku.
"I feel happy. I think I'll sing a song,"says Kaede.
"Oh Gawd, NO!" says the Mortician, who knocks out Kaede and puts her in death cart.
"Thankies!" says Inuyasha and Miroku, as they inch back to group hoping not to be noticed by others.
"Nope.. I got NOTHING to say…"
"M-My village! It's totally destroyed!" says Nashiki, looking at the rubble which use to be his home.
"Well, It's a good thing you got insurance," says Kagome.
"I do, but I don't think it will cover, 'powerful-spider-demon-massacre."
"Ooo.. Sucks to be you," replies Sango, "But my village had the very same thing happen.. That's why I'm an underpayed demon slayer, following these people.. To kill Naraku."
"But why?"
"Cause Naraku turns into a spider."
"So he's a spider?"
"No, he's a half-demon spider."
"So a half-demon spider destroyed your village, and you were where?.."
"At Naraku's house."
"And… Okay, you lost me.."
"Good, too long to explain anyways."
"As an odd silence occurs.. Nashiki spots a hand sticking out of the rubble."
"OMIGAWD!"
"What?" jumps Sango and Kagome.
"A.. A.. Hand!"
"Erm.. Yeah.. I have two, Sango has two, you have two-"
"No, look! A Hand!"
" Really?" asks Sango, "Where?"
"Right there, in that mysterious pile of rubble!"
"OMIGAWD! A HAND! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!" shouts Kagome and Sango.
Inuyasha and Miroku hear all the squealing and screaming, and run/ran/walked over to see what the commotion was.
"What's wrong!" asks Inuyasha with his sword drawn.
"OMGAWD! A HAND!" says Miroku, "KEWL! I will say a prayer for the former owner."
"Should we check and see if the person is all right?" asks Kagome to Inuyasha.
"How the heck should I know?"
"I'll go," says Miroku.
"What will the daring perverted monk find at the end of the hand? Will it be a wrist, hopefully? Will we see even more characters from the show?What happened to the knocked out Lady Kaede? And what ever happened to the 'powerful-demon spider?' Find out next time, when the authoress is done being caffeine high, and actually does some work in the next chapter!"
Authoress-Watta ya mean 'does some work!' My fingers and mind went numb over this!
"That my dear, is the coffee speaking. Which is why under aged drinkers of coffee should never have the double expresso."
Authoress-The best dang, thing you can ever have:3
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