Title: Thirteenths the Charm
Pairings: NarakuYura and RenkotsuTsubaki, along with some flirtatiousness on Jakotsu's part towards Bankotsu
Dedication: Once again to Skittlez for looking this over for me and giving me some of the lines, but also to the random men at the theature I based part of this on. Whoever the hell you are, I love you both. lol.
"Hey Renkotsu. Come get us from the theater. I don't care what you're doing, come get us! Okay, see ya," Bankotsu hung up the payphone he had been using and turned to Jakotsu. "He says he'll be about 15 minutes."
"Okay," Jakotsu yawned.
"Tired?" Bankotsu asked, amused.
"Naw, just bored... and cold." Adding the last part, noticing how cold the night air was.
"You should have brought a jacket then, or at least worn something more than a t-shirt."
"Yeah... good thing you have a jacket. Gimme." Jakotsu tugged on Bankotsu's sleeve, attempting to remove the jacket from the other boy's body.
"Hey, stop that!" Bankotsu tried pulling his arm away from Jakotsu. "Get your own jacket Jakotsu."
"Nooo, I want yours." Laughing, Jakotsu undid some of the buttons on Bankotsu's jacket.
Before Bankotsu could give a response, a honk startled them both. "Stop screwing around and get your asses over here!" They turned to see Renkotsu had pulled up a few feet away from them. They hopped into the back of the car and Renkotsu drove off.
"You owe me Bankotsu, you have the worst timing." Renkotsu said, turning a sharp corner. Jakotsu, who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, toppled over and landed on top of Bankotsu.
"And you have the worst driving ever, so we're even." Bankotsu pushed Jakotsu off of him, blushing when he noticed where Jakotsu's head had been.
"At least I have a car kid, or you'd have no ride home."
"And you'd have no place to fuck your girlfriend." Bankotsu had noticed a pair of panty-hose was on the floor. "Shouldn't you clean your car before picking people up?"
"Oh shut the hell up, I didn't have to come pick you up at all!" Slamming on the breaks, Renkotsu turned around and glared at the two boys.
"You want me to let you out here? I've got no problem with making you walk."
Bankotsu shrugged. "We can walk. Come on Jakotsu." He opened his door and dragged Jakotsu out of the car.
"Last time I ever give you a ride!" Renkotsu yelled as he drove off.
"Mou, Bankotsu, why'd you do that!" Jakotsu wrapped his arms around himself and shivered.
Smirking, Bankotsu informed him that they were only a few blocks away from their house. They walked home quickly, Jakotsu once again trying to steal Bankotsu's jacket.
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The next morning, Jakotsu and Bankotsu sat at the kitchen table, waiting for their breakfast to finish cooking.
"What movie did you decide to see?" Yura asked as she pulled some plates from the cupboard.
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Bankotsu said.
"Oooh, was it good?"
"Yeah, it was pretty fun-" Jakotsu began answering, but someone coming down the stairs distracted him. "Who's the guy in the monkey boxers?"
Bankotsu laughed. "Yura's boyfriend, she denies it. But it's true"
"Oh shush you. Don't listen to anything he says Jakotsu, its all lies!" Yura giggled as she began to play with the man's hair.
"God Yura, must you always do that?" He asked, swatting her hands away.
"You are so mean Naraku!" Yura pouted.
"Yeah, whatever. Give me some eggs, I have to leave soon." Yura gave him a plate of eggs, and then dished some up for Jakotsu and Bankotsu as well.
"Bye Yura." Naraku said, going outside to where his car was apparently parked.
"Shouldn't he get dressed first?" Bankotsu raised an eyebrow at Yura.
She just shrugged. "Probably."
"Whatever."
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Later that day, Jakotsu and Bankotsu were sitting on the floor, playing video games, when they heard the front door open and slam shut. Turning around, they saw Renkotsu walking in with a woman whose hair was so pale it looked white.
"What're you doing hear Renkotsu?" Bankotsu asked.
"None of your goddamn business." He snapped back.
"Whatever, who the hell is that?" Bankotsu nodded towards the woman standing behind Renkotsu.
"Oh, this is Tsubaki." Renkotsu sat down on the couch, and Tsubaki did as well.
"Would she happen to be the one leaving articles of her clothing in the back of the car?" Bankotsu smirked as both Renkotsu and Tsubaki leveled him with glares.
"I told you Renkotsu, you should have let me check the car before you left!" Tsubaki said angrily, her glare now fixed upon Renkotsu.
Jakotsu and Bankotsu burst out laughing.
"I was just kidding!" Bankotsu said, gasping for breath.
"Shut the fuck up you stupid brat."
"Now, now Renkotsu, you should watch your mouth." Yura said, coming down the stairs. "Oh, you brought Tsubaki." She added, seeing the other woman. "No screwing on my couch, okay? I just cleaned that."
Noticing another wave of laughter was coming from the boys on the floor, Renkotsu gritted his teeth. "Come on Tsubaki, we'll come back later."
The sounds of laughter echoed all the way down the hall as they exited the house.
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Later that week, Jakotsu and Bankotsu were, once again, sitting in the living room playing video games, when Yura came running in the house.
"Guess what!" She said excitedly.
"Huh?" Both boys said, not really paying attention.
"We just got new neighbors!"
"Whatever." Bankotsu said, while Jakotsu remained silent.
Yura walked over to the TV and pulled the plug.
"Hey! We were playing that." Bankotsu glared at her. "I was winning too…" He grumbled.
"No, I was!" Jakotsu argued back.
"Boys, shush!" Yura cut Bankotsu off before he had a chance to say anything. "Our new neighbors have the best hair; we have to go meet them."
"Who cares about their hair…?" Jakotsu whispered to Bankotsu as Yura started rambling about the "shiny silver-white hair" some of the family apparently had.
"The woman's crazy… she has a hair fetish."
"Oh…"
"Anyway, we should go over and say hello to them!" Yura had, apparently, finished talking.
"Fine…" Bankotsu grumbled and sat up. "You going to try and cut off some of their hair for your collection?"
Yura grinned evilly. "Now why would I do a thing like that?"
Sighing, Bankotsu stood up. "Come on Jakotsu; let's go meet these new neighbors."