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Chapter 5Mrs. Black and Diagon Alley
"Oh no! I'm a whole different species!" she said with a laugh as they all went up to there rooms to sleep off the day.
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The next morning Allanah was woken by some one screaming at the top of their lunges filth, half-breed, scum of the earth, blood traitors!
"Who the bloody hell is that!" She mumbled, as she got out of bed in her soft pink silk nightgown that reached about half way/mid thigh. She walked over to the mirror and pulled a brush through her hair then getting her playboy indoor slippers and matching fluffy pink dressing gown she opened the door to how dare you defile my house half breed scum! She walked to the top of the stairs to see the person who woke her up was actually a portrait.
"Oh for Christ's sake who the hell is making that noise? Because I am Not a morning person!" She yelled down the stairs. Remus who was trying to pull the curtains around the portrait closed turned around and when he saw her his jaw dropped to the floor. No seriously he was gapping!
"Oh holy Merlin when did this happen" He said looking at Allanah who was now slowly descending the stairs.
( A.N. See half way through last night Remus got bored so he left and no one told him she was staying. But to her credit she walked down those stairs like she was the lady of the house so when Mrs. Black stopped screaming it was because she thought Sirius married Allanah! I know I know it's gross cose he's like 40 or something but just accept it because it's my story it's 2:20 in the morning and I have already written it and couldn't be bothered erase it o.k. Thank you. )
So Remus is thinking damn oh holy damn I am so not going to heaven now because, well damn, why didn't any one tell me we have a girl in the house, and not just any girl! Oh no! Because that would be too simple! No we have a ludicrously gorgeous half dressed girl who is now walking towards me in the house! Well good-bye Heaven because there is slim chance I'm getting in now! Great just bloody great! Sirius I'm going to kill you! And you can come to hell with me because this is all your fault!
And Mrs. Black is thinking Wow who is that? Merlin I wish I looked that good when I was her age! Now who is she? Well by the way she's walking down the stairs, which is like she owns the place…Oh Merlin…She must be Sirius's wife! But? When did this happen? Oh maybe when he left yesterday everyone left after him! Yes that must be it! Well he certainly picked one let's see if she can take charge?
And Allanah was thinking Stupid bloody portrait! I was sleeping! O.k. it's official I HATE all portraits! Stupid cow woke me UP! You do NOT wake me up if you like your head on your shoulders. No it is a very bad idea for people who are very attached to their heads. Oh is that Remus? What in bloody hell is he doing just standing there with his mouth open? And why is his mouth open? Oh you know what forget it I don't care. I'm still half asleep anyway! Mmmm sleep I miss sleep! Stupid bitch for taking away my sleep I HATE you!
So she walked sown the stairs and over to Remus who's mouth was still open and she put her hand under his chin and closed his mouth. Next she walked in front of the painting put her hand on her hips and said
"What is going on here?" She said it all very slowly but there was serious danger in her voice.
"I…Well…I was…Erm… Please excuse me while I go kill Sirius now? Thank you!" said Remus as he promptly ran up the stairs to go kill Sirius.
"Who are you?" asked Mrs. Black
"Me? I'm the person you just woke up! Now I didn't get a lot of sleep last night and I am tired very very very tired so if you could please explain why it is you woke me up I might not have to destroy you in the most painful way imaginable. Because I am tired and that is all because of you. And you really don't want to be the reason I get mad. Trust me on this one. It's a bad position to be in. So why did you wake me up?"
Mrs. Black looked scared! And she had a right to be because the way Allanah said that would have Voldemort hard pressed to match. What neither of them noticed was Sirius, Remus, Fred, George, Harry and Ron at the top of the stairs.
"Well… I was giving out to the Half blood for waking me!" said Mrs. Black in a meek voice.
"Giving out? Giving out? You were screaming at the top of your lunges! And if I even catch you doing it again I will fulfil that threat I made a moment ago. Am I understood in every aspect of this because I will not repeat it? Got it?"
"Yes…yes. Terribly sorry it will never happen again! So sorry" She said this and then ran from her portrait as fast as she could possibly could. The thoughts running through Mrs. Blacks head before she was too scared to think. Well, well Sirius certainly has found a woman as ruthless as any I would have picked out! I like her!
Allanah turned around to a very shocked audience. "What?" was all she said as she left for the kitchen. It took a good ten seconds for the guys to actually register what had just happened but when they did they all tried to run down the stairs as fast as the could to get to the kitchen all at the same time causing them to all end up in a big pile at the bottom. To a laughing hall of pictures.
When they all managed to get into the kitchen they were greeted bye Allanah sitting there having pancakes and syrup.
"Hey" she said swallowing "What took you guys?"
What she got as an answer was a chorus of nothings
" I'm tired! Sirius your mother sucks by the way! I'm going back to bed! C ya!" and with that she went to do exactly what she said she would, go to bed. Because 6;30 is sickeningly early to be awake.
(AN which is what I should really do know since it's 3:13 a.m)
So she woke up again at 8:02a.m and decided to have a shower. She walked over too her beach wood dresser and got out some forest green fluffy towels. She changed from her Pyjamas into the towel and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Outside the bathroom she saw Fred waiting. He banged on the door and
Said" Oiy George hurry up!"
Allanah walked up beside him and asked "How longs he been in there?"
"Twenty minutes and counting" Then turned around and gasped cose she looked amazing with just a towel on.
"Ow hate to be you!"
"Hey you have to wait to!"
"Nah I don't like waiting! It makes me cranky if I have to wait for ages! Well anyway c ya I'm going for a shower."
"What how?….." Fred started but stopped when he saw Allanah stood in front of the opposite wall make a whooshing movement with her arms and a big wooden door appeared in front of her she opened he door to reveal a sauna, Jacuzzi massage tables mud baths the whole spa treatment enter the room and just before she shut the door said " Yep! hate to be you right now" and then close it with a crisp clicking noise.
A half an hour one shower a manicure and a massage later she came out of the door to find Fred still outside the door. Then suddenly the door opened to let Ron out.
"Hey! I thought George was in there?" she asked Fred.
"Yeh well just before I got in…." but he was cut off by some one rushing past him into the bathroom and slamming the door." That happened!"
"Hey! That's mean. How long have you been here?"
"40 minutes" he replied sighing.
"Well let's teach them a lesson huh?"
What kind lesson?"
"The cold kind" She said waving her hand in front of the door
"Yelp… Aaaaah it's cold. It's cold. It's cold!" Came a voice from the bathroom that sounded a lot like Ginny.
"And the Hot kind" She said laughing as she waved her hand in front of the door.
"Yelp…Aaaaah it's hot. It's hot. It's hot!" Came the same voice but this was followed but the shower being turned off and the door opening to reveal a very dishevelled looking Ginny.
"It's all yours Fred" said Ginny
"Oh no it's o.k. Fred why don't you use my one?" Allanah said deliberately so Ginny could see opening the door into her spa / bathroom. Ginny dropped her shampoo bottle. "Oh and Fred this lesson is of the revenge kind " She said with a smile and walked down the hall to get changed and to dry her hair.
She immerged out of her room twenty minutes later wearing a dark green and silver camisole, black tailored trousers and dark green boots. Her hair had green stripes going through it and she looked gorgeous! She walked out of her room and into the hall then heard a call from down stairs.
"HARRY, ALLANAH HURRY UP YOUR LEAVING SOON!" coming from George.
"Hey" she said coming down the stairs.
"Holy mother of god! What are you wearing?" he asked shocked
"Er… clothes?"
"No not that! You are completely decked out in slytherin colours! Are you mad?"
"One what's Sylitherin? Two why do you hate the colours these happen to be my favourites. And three why would I be mad?"
"Oh it's o.k. You don't know what Slytherin is! Phew!"
So George explained to her about the house's of Hogwarts. Griffndor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin!
"Oh" was all she said back though because Harry arrived saying "O.k. o.k. Let's go then." He was wearing a blue shirt and jeans and his hair was all messed up but in the cute way.
"O.k. so where are we going exactly?" she asked
"Diagon Ally to get all our school books and stuff" answered Harry as they left the house to be met bye Tonks and Remus out side.
"Whoa! hey guys? What are you doing here?" Allanah asked
"Were your chaperones!" answered Tonks
"What? Why do we need chaperones?" she asked raising one eyebrow.
"Well sorry but we can't risk anything happening to Harry so were your protection!" filled in Remus.
"Wow! Harry listen I knew you were kind of famous and all but is this really necessary and all?"
"Hey! I don't like it any more than you do but it's incase of a deatheater attack!"
"O.k. fine but it must really get annoying not having any privacy?"
"You have no idea! Maybe I should worn you about the press too? They kind of follow me around where ever I go so don't call me name out or anything o.k. ?"
"Yeh! Sure that's fine but I think this is going to take a lot of getting used to!"
They all got into one of the ministry cars and drove of to the Leaky Cauldron.
"Jesus Harry! The only other person I know who travels like this is Artemis and even so, he doesn't have two decoy cars." Allanah said impressed.
"Yeh well! I would been just as happy walking." He sighed.
"Oh and don't worry Remus I'll take care of Harry if anything happens." She said with a laugh at the face Harry made.
Twenty minutes later they arrived at the leaky cauldron. The cars stopped outside the old run down pub and everyone got out. Tonks pushed open the front door to reveal a dusty room with a few tables and chairs that were occupied by witches, wizards and I think there was a hag in the corner. Behind the bar stood Tom the owner polishing a glass.
"Hello there Harry! Nice seeing you here! Whose your friend?" said Tom as they passed to exit through the back door.
"Hello Tom! Just a bit of shopping for school stuff I'm afraid and this is Allanah she's joining Hogwarts this year!" replied Harry just as he left out the back door.
"Em… guys? Hate to be a bother but we're looking at a wall!" she said confused but just as she said this Remus walked up to the wall. Tapped the appropriate bricks and the wall disappeared to reveal the hustle and bustle of Diagon Ally. Shops open selling everything imaginable. Students and their mothers buying school supplies and at the end Gringotts bank.
"O.k. well I spoke too soon because wow." She said as they walked into Diagon Ally.
"It's o.k. I thought the same thing the first time I came here." Harry said
" Alright Harry. Me and Remus are going to check out something for the order so we're leaving you with Allanah for protection. If any thing happens go straight to head quarters o.k?" Said Tonks
"Yeh sure! We'll have to head to Gringotts first. Meet you back here at 6:00?"
" That's fine goodbye!" Said Remus as he and Tonks left to be swallowed up by the busy crowd while Allanah and Harry headed towards Gringotts. They got to the big Brass doors and entered. Just as they went in Allanah asked.
"Goblins?" she said raising an eyebrow.
" Yes! Apparently they are the best suited to take care of the gold but wizards usually don't trust them at all and think their lower so to speak" Harry answered.
"Mmmm…yes. Wizards think a lot of beings are lower than them! Don't they Harry?"
"Yes I'm afraid so. Personally I don't get it! I think we're all equal."
"Your really something you know that?" she said smiling at him
But Harry didn't get to answer because they arrived at one of the goblin tellers who said in a snotty voice.
"Key please?" Holding out its hand
Harry got out his key and handed it to the goblin. Just then Allanah suddenly said in perfect gobbledygook "You are being very rude! Do you know that?" The goblin nearly fell off his chair hearing her speak gobbledygook.
"What? You? How can you speak our language?"
"That is none of your business! Are you aware that you were being very rude just there?"
" You wizards have never been anything but rude to us so why should I be any nicer back?"
"Oh I don't know? Because were costumers perhaps or maybe because that's Harry Potter OR maybe because WE have not been rude to you in anyway!"
"You are the most intimidating human I have ever met do you know that?"
"Yes well maybe that is because I am not human?"
"What? But? How? What are you then veela?" asked the goblin shocked
Laughing she said " I'm a high banshee! Not one of those weaker ones the humans know about!"
The goblin gasped "You…You're a … but I thought you all died out centuries ago?"
"Nope! Still alive now apologise to Harry and we will be on our way!"
"Right Yes" said the goblin changing back to English." I do apologise for my behaviour Mr. Potter please except my up most of apologies. Here is your key a goblin will escort you to your vault shortly."
"Right thank you" said Harry a little shocked at the goblins change of attitude.
"Allanah what exactly did you say too him?"
"Me? I just asked him if he knew he was being rude and asked him to stop! Why?"
"Nothing! I've just never seen a goblin change his opinion of someone like that before"
"Yes well you've never had me to put them straight before either! Now I'll just give him my key and we can go!"
"You have an account?"
"Yep I've never been there before though. Some old ancestor of the family or something like that?" She handed her key to the goblin who examined it and then gave it back calling "Griphook!" Another goblin ran up to them and said "Follow me please?" as they boarded the cart. Once they entered the cavern Allanah screamed shocking Harry who Said" What? What is it?"
"Oh holy Christ! It's so h…h…high! I hate heights!" she said as she grabbed onto his arm causing him to blush.
"Wait you? You who can take down 50 deatheaters are scared of heights? he said laughing.
"Hey don't laugh at me is a fear o.k.! What are you scared off?" she said trying to take her mind off of the fact that they where about a thousand feet in the air.
"Me? My worst fear is dementors!"
"What?" she asked shocked
"Yeh you know those big scary things that suck all the happiness out of you and make you relive your worst memory!"
"Wow so that's what they do to wizards! Sorry about that!"
"What? Why are you apologising?"
"Well we kind of created them," she said meekly
"You what! But? How?" Harry asked totally flabbergasted
"Well about 400 years ago a village in Scotland really pissed my great grandmother off and she kind of got back at them by turning them into beings that would spend their time in sadness. I never thought they would steal other people's happiness as well! I'll have to go give out to them next time I see one!"
"Oh! Well that explains it then!"
Just then the cart stopped and the goblin got out and opened the door of the cart. Allanah let go of Harry's arm to let him get out but he couldn't help but feel a lot colder. He handed the goblin his key and went inside.
Allanah stayed outside and said to the goblin "what do you sense off him? "
The goblin looked shocked at hearing her speak in his tongue said "How is it you are speaking my language?"
Allanah looked at him and said "I speak many languages your is but one! Now if you wouldn't mind telling me what you sense off him?"
"Of course! He is powerful! More so than any wizard that I have met. He holds great will, but he has the aura of a sad one. He hides it behind a mask! But there is something there. Something hidden that's just screaming to come out. And yet there is something familiar I can't point out. "
"Yes! I can sense that too, but what is it? I feel as though I've known him for years, yet we only met recently!" They had to stop talking because Harry came out then. He smiled at her and they got back into the cart.
"This isn't going to be a high ride is it?" she asked
The goblin turned around and was about to say "no" but then he saw the way Harry was looking at Allanah and said "YES! Usually it would only take a few minutes but we are doing works so we will have to take the long way"
And they where off. They entered another big cavern Allanah grabbed Harry's arm again making Harry grin and the goblin snort in amusement.
They stopped 20 minutes later in a huge hall and as Harry looked at the numbers on the doors he gasped. The door they where in front of was no. 2!