Thanks to all my recent reviewers: Aislynn Crowdaughter, Starlit hope, and
Lexxie-Lizzie.
Disclaimer - I don't own LOTR.
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Vethedwath sat on a convinient rock, sharpening her weapons. They'd been put to a lot of use recently - the fellowship had 'just happened' to come across several girls who had begun camping trips on Earth and 'somehow' ended up in Middle Earth.
The sound of metal on metal drew her out of her musings.
"Women are just as capable as men in fighting you chauvinistic pig!"
"Nay!" Came Boromir's laughing voice. "Women are weak. I don't know why Lord Elrond let you accompany us; you will only slow us down."
Vethedwath heaved a sigh and got up. As she suspected, Lord Boromir was engaged in a sword fight with a Warrior Sue.
Warrior sues were always harder to kill - they fought back, and always thought that Boromir and Gimli were sexist.
Sure enough. "I agree with Boromir, lass. You won't last another week out here." Gimli's voice joined in the debate.
Vethedwath stepped forward. "Lord Boromir, you are not a chauvinist. You have been perfectly civil to me for the length of time we have known each other; in fact, we are friends. Gimli, same for you, and female dwarves are a valuable member of dwarven society, and are treated the same as dwarf men."
Gimli and Boromir stopped what they were doing to think on this, and a huge plot hole opened up beneath the Sue, swallowing her up.
Disclaimer - I don't own LOTR.
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Vethedwath sat on a convinient rock, sharpening her weapons. They'd been put to a lot of use recently - the fellowship had 'just happened' to come across several girls who had begun camping trips on Earth and 'somehow' ended up in Middle Earth.
The sound of metal on metal drew her out of her musings.
"Women are just as capable as men in fighting you chauvinistic pig!"
"Nay!" Came Boromir's laughing voice. "Women are weak. I don't know why Lord Elrond let you accompany us; you will only slow us down."
Vethedwath heaved a sigh and got up. As she suspected, Lord Boromir was engaged in a sword fight with a Warrior Sue.
Warrior sues were always harder to kill - they fought back, and always thought that Boromir and Gimli were sexist.
Sure enough. "I agree with Boromir, lass. You won't last another week out here." Gimli's voice joined in the debate.
Vethedwath stepped forward. "Lord Boromir, you are not a chauvinist. You have been perfectly civil to me for the length of time we have known each other; in fact, we are friends. Gimli, same for you, and female dwarves are a valuable member of dwarven society, and are treated the same as dwarf men."
Gimli and Boromir stopped what they were doing to think on this, and a huge plot hole opened up beneath the Sue, swallowing her up.