Chapter Two
Levin: (Having a 'Horror Movie' moment)
OniYuri: A little full of herself isn't she?
Pink: A little? The Titanic wouldn't be big enough to describe it!
Silver Fox: She needs a hobby
(All three nod in agreement)
Edward: (Sigh) I wouldn't say that if I were …
Levin: (Bashes them with the Spork of Doom) Calling me crazy, eh? (Psychotic Gleam)
Edward: (Finishes) …. You.
Miroku: Still violent as ever … (Rises staff, bonks Edward in the head)
Edward: (Psychotic gleam) What was that for! (Huff, Huff)
Miroku: Yup, destinies are destined to be intertwined.
Levin and Edward: What did he say?
OniYuri: Monk language (Nod) very hard to understand.
Pink: (Clings to Miroku's Neck) Speak English will ya?
Silver Fox: Aw, don't blame the helpless pervert.
Alphonse: Should I leave the room?
Levin: (Tackles Alphonse) Stay or die! (Dramatic Lightning)
Alphonse: (Whimper) she's worse then our teacher!
Edward: That lightning is getting old.
Levin: Are you criticizing me?
OniYuri: That's not what he meant; he just meant that you're mentally challenged.
Pink: (Mumbles) Wrong choice of words.
Levin: Oh ho! So that's what you think of me! (Folds arms) the truth is finally out.
Edward: What? I never said that!
OniYuri: Sure you did, remember when we discussed things at the Ramen shop?
Silver Fox: Eddy, is a two timer? (Gasp)
Pink: How can you do that to Levin? (Doom)
Edward: (Annoyed) I didn't do anything
(Kyou Sohma enters)
Silver Fox: (Drops Potato Chips) It's him! Hide me!
Pink: (Stands in front of Silver Fox) eh, why am I doing this?
Silver Fox: (Blushing) who invited him?
Kyou: Who invited Shigure? (Fume)
(Shigure enters)
Shigure: Kyou, relax and try to have some fun! (Optimistic)
Kyou: If you're talking about you're kind of fun, then hell no. (Notices all the girls)
Shigure: Such foul words (Sniffle)
Girls: (Sparkly eyed)
Boys: (Glance)
Shigure: Ooo, high school girls! (Happy)
Kyou: I didn't even want to come to this place anyway, you dragged me here by force.
Shigure: Only because it was for your own good.
Levin: (Swoons over Kyou) Hi.. (Bats her sparkly eyes)
Edward: (Twitch, blink)
Alphonse (To Ed): Do something or you might be dumped!
Edward: (Huff) I didn't even want in the relationship anyway.
Alphonse: (Slap!) You idiot!
Edward: Hey! Don't hit your older brother!
Alphonse: You deserved it!
Edward: I did not.
(Meanwhile)
Kyou: Erm …. Who are you?
Levin: I'm so glad you asked, I'm …
(Edward goes between them)
Edward: She's my girlfriend
Levin: Ed, I hate you! (Boots him in the sky) Shrimp!
Kyou: Not interested
Levin: (Slouch) I've been turned down? (Walks away absently)
Silver Fox: Poor Levin
OniYuri: The agony of Rejection
Pink: Yay! Good for you Kyou! (Waves a flag)
Miroku: I think I'll comfort her.
Edward: (Puts Miroku on Chokehold) I don't think so.
Alphonse: If things keep happening like this the house will be deserted! No one's even compatible.
(Silver Fox, Pink, and OniYuri nod in unison)
(End)
XD The house is filled with such drama. Next I shall introduce more perverts and violent people! (To anime characters: You know who you are) I think Silver Fox, Pink, and OniYuri(The made ups) are the only ones getting along. (Smile) If you want some fluff, review the pairs you want to be fluffed, and I'll have it done in a jiffy! n.n All odd pairings are more then welcome (Loves odd pairings) The wierderthe funnier!