Well... *cough, cough* Hello, all. Remember me? Yes, I know I haven't updated
in eons, but I've had, um, stuff. Yeah, that's it... stuff.
On with the story...
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Things had been pretty slow recently – not many Sues wanted to make an appearance halfway up Caradhras. Sues were, in general, wimpy creatures who preferred the warmth.
Although there was that amusing incident with Boromir's cloak and the hobbit Sue...
Anyway, Vethedwath had decided to go for a walk to clear her head (as well as go to the loo a reasonable distance away from the males).
As she was nearing the campsite, she slowed and sighed impatiently when she saw a campfire.
'Does secrecy mean nothing to these sues?' She thought impatiently, pulling out her trusty throwing axes.
When she drew closer, a sound washed over her. A song.
"... for every last bruise you gave me, For every time I sat in tears, For the million ways you hurt me, I just wanna tell you this..."
Vethedwath rolled her eyes. Another Earth girl, under the deluded impression that she could sing.
"You broke my will, made me strong- ahh!"
The Sue fell, dead, and disintegrated into a pile of dust, that Boromir and Aragorn promptly kicked onto the fire in disgust, before the hobbits doused it with water.
Vethedwath dusted her hands off. Fifty million down, only about another infinity to go...
On with the story...
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Things had been pretty slow recently – not many Sues wanted to make an appearance halfway up Caradhras. Sues were, in general, wimpy creatures who preferred the warmth.
Although there was that amusing incident with Boromir's cloak and the hobbit Sue...
Anyway, Vethedwath had decided to go for a walk to clear her head (as well as go to the loo a reasonable distance away from the males).
As she was nearing the campsite, she slowed and sighed impatiently when she saw a campfire.
'Does secrecy mean nothing to these sues?' She thought impatiently, pulling out her trusty throwing axes.
When she drew closer, a sound washed over her. A song.
"... for every last bruise you gave me, For every time I sat in tears, For the million ways you hurt me, I just wanna tell you this..."
Vethedwath rolled her eyes. Another Earth girl, under the deluded impression that she could sing.
"You broke my will, made me strong- ahh!"
The Sue fell, dead, and disintegrated into a pile of dust, that Boromir and Aragorn promptly kicked onto the fire in disgust, before the hobbits doused it with water.
Vethedwath dusted her hands off. Fifty million down, only about another infinity to go...