I'm currently fixing this story so that its not done in script form. Hey this was my first story, so I was a little new at this. What was I thinking, right? Lol! I hope you enjoy the 6th anniversary update!
Survivor: Yu-Gi-Oh! Style!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Survivor, nor any of the songs I'm using in this fan fic. They all have very caring owners that they belong to!
Last time on Survivor, Maximillion Pegasus from the Gazonga Tribe was voted off the island. He had 28 seconds to say what he thought of the situation before he got tossed off the island, and heres what he had to say:
The scene suddenly cuts to someone holding up a huge framed picture of Pegasus with the mouth part cut out and someone else's mouth is seen in the mouth hole. (clearly, u can tell someone Is holding the picture up). Rex Raptor stood behind the portrait, and began to speak in a really gay, slurry voice. "I got voted off, because im fuckin' gay and I looooove boys… especially that guy, Tristan from the Pootietang Tribe… he has such a cute little butt… on I could just…"
Tristan could suddenly be seen in the background walking by eating a banana. He overhears what Rex was saying, and saw what he was doing. Anger suddenly flared in his body as he squished his banana in between his hand.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" He shouted.
"GOTTA GO!!" Rex shouted. He tossed the picture of Pegasus off camera, then took off running, with Tristan hot on his heels.
OK… that was NOT the footage… whos been fuckin with the footage! Dammit I'm not paid enough to…
The REAL footage of Pegasus is played.
"I cant believe those bastards stabbed me in the back and voted ME off the show! ME! OF ALL PEOPLE! They could have voted for that douche bag, Weevil, but NOOOO, they picked me! But its ok! I will have my revenge! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Brandon from Survivor 3…" Little cartoon hearts appeared over Pegasus' head, due to camera effects. The scene suddenly cuts inside to the technicians van, where Joey could be seen sitting inside with a few tech heads. He gave the camera a thumbs up with a huge grin, then the scene shifted back to Pegasus. "GOTTA GO!!!" Pegasus said as he scurried off the camera.
So who will get voted off next? Find out right now, as our Survivors awaken for a new day!
Location: Pootietang Tribe Campsite - 6:14am
Yugi wakes up then looks around. He walks over to Duke, who is sound asleep. He reaches down and starts nudging him.
"Duke! Duke! Duke, wake up! We have to find food for the others! You said you would help, remember? DUKE!"
"…get some… lovin… from… Grand Master D…" Duke muttered in his sleep. He then let out a little snort.
"…What?" Yugi said, confused. Suddenly the Millennium Puzzle began to flash. "Yugi… Let me take over." Came a voice from the puzzle. "Ok." Yugi said. He then closed his eyes and his body flashed along with the Millinnium Puzzle, then grew a few inches taller.
"YU – GI – OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
Yami Yugi stands tall with that bad ass look on his face. He then placed his hand on Duke's forehead, then closed his eyes.
"What the fuck could you be dreaming about that has you so sound asleep?" he asked. He then began to concentrate as he peered into Duke's dream. A vision of a night club called "Devlin Nights" appeared. Inside, Duke is sitting there in the V.I.P. room with a bunch of random girls.
"DUKE DUKE!! YOUR SO CUTE!!" they all cheered.
"I know, I know!" Duke said with a huge goofy grin on his face.
"OH Duke! I love YOU! Not that queer Tristan!" Serenity said.
"Please dance with me Duke!" Misty (from Pokemon) said.
"No Duke! Dance with me!" Sakura (from Cardcaptors) said.
Tifa Lockheart (from Final Fantasy 7) appeared and pulled Duke away from the girls. "No, he wants to dance with a REAL woman… Like me! Isnt that right, Duke?" she said, rubbing his face.
Duke, turning red in the face, began to get flustered.
"You know what? I PICK YOU ALL!! Come on babes!!" Duke said. He lead the girls out to the dance floor. He then looked up at the D.J. and pointed at him, giving him "the word".
"YO YO YO! A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT GOES OUT TO MA BOY DUKE DEVLIN, KEEPIN IT REAL, PIMPIN IT ALL OVER THE WORLD! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DUKE MAN!" the D.J. said over the microphone. The song then began to play:
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birfday
We gon' party like it's yo birfday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birfday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birfday!
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
All the girls began to freak dance on Duke, with Tifa grinding her ass up and down on his crotch. Everybody in the club is chanting Duke's name. As he dances, he's seen holding a bottle of Smirnoff in his hand.
The scene suddenly cuts back to Yami Yugi as he takes his hand off Duke's forehead. He put his hand over his eyes and shook his head.
"Only in Dukes dreams would some shit like that ever happen." He muttered. He walked away from the camp, returning moments later with a huge bucket of water. He proceeded to pouring it over Duke's head. "WAKE YO' BITCH ASS UP!!!!" he shouted.
Duke jumped up from his sleeping position, flailing his arms about wildly. "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! WHAT THE FUCK!! I WAS HAVING A BAD ASS DREAM!! WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU WAKE ME UP FOR?!"
"Because your skinny ass promised to help me gather food this morning." Yami said. He then grabbed Duke by his ponytail and pulled him behind him. "Now let's go! Devlin Nights… bitch please."
"OUCH!!! OWWW!!! DAMMIT!! LET GO!!! OUCH!! COME ON MAN, THIS SHIT HURTS!!! OUCH!!!" Duke shouted as Yami pulled him along.
Bakura, who awoke in Yami Bakura form, shot an eye open. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WAKE ME UP AGAIN AND I'M SENDING YOUR PUSSY ASSES TO THE SHADOW REALM!!" he then fell back asleep.
Location: Gazonga Tribe Campsite: 7:24am
Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, the Gazonga Tribe relaxes in the backyard of the mini-mansion that Kaiba brought to the island. Outside is a huge patio complete with a swimming pool, cabanas, beach umbrellas, and a karaoke machine!
Kaiba reclined in a long lawn chair under an umbrella wearing sunglasses and in his usual clothes while talking on his cell phone. "…Hell yeah! The Gazonga Tribe WAKES UP partying! Now that that bitch Pegasus is gone, its gonna be smooth sailing from here and… what was that? … Oh don't worry about those guys. If they know what's good for them, they'll stay the fuck out of my way. Well hey, I have to get going. I gotta plan on how I'm gonna break my foot off in Yugi's ass today and... what? … oh fuck you! Today is the day Yugi gets his.. I SAY THAT SHIT EVERYDAY?! FUCK YOU!! THIS TIME I MEAN THAT SHIT!! I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER!! BYE!!" Kaiba pressed the hang up button on his phone and threw it behind him. After all, being a teen millionaire, he can afford to easily get another one.
Rex Raptor stood on a little stage singing karaoke with Marik, Weevil, and Bonz sitting in front of it. He cleared his voice and began to sing:
"Annie's 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid with the quickness you get laid
for your family gets paid
It's the wrong way I gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big salty tears running down her chin
And it ruins up her make up
A cigarette pressed between her lips
But I'm staring at her tits
It's the wrong way
Strong if I can but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
The only family she ever had
Was her 7 horny brothers and her drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine till the day that she met me
Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything i can it's the wrong way
We talked all night and tried to make it right
Believe me shit was tight
It was the wrong way"
Marik, into the song, struck a lighter and began to wave it into the air. "WOOOOOOO!!! SUBLIME RULES!!"
Bonz however, sat there in deep thought. "…Maybe I'll sing some Rob Zombie… yeah… RZ Rocks!"
Weevil, being Weevil, sat there bored. "THIS SONG SUCKS!! SING THE BEATLES, DAMMIT!!" He shouted.
Rex stopped in mid song. "WHAT'D YOU SAY, BITCH?!" Weevil stood up and flipped him off. Rex threw down the microphone, then jumped off the stage and tackles Weevil, repeatedly striking him in the head. Marik then jumped up and started to stomp on Weevil. Bonz looked around, then climbed on the stage and picked up the microphone.
"YEAAAAAH, my Durango, goin' 95…"
Kaiba raised his sunglasses from his eyes and shook his head as he watched the fight. "Those faggots better not fuck up my equipment. I'll hand out a smackdown 100 times worse than the one I'm gonna give to Yugi!"
However, in the pool, Odion and Mokuba was playing a traditional pool game.
"Marco!" Mokuba shouted as he covered his eyes.
From across the pool, Odion attempted to run to the the edge of the pool to jump out. "POLO!" He shouted.
Mokuba quickly turned around and pointed at Odion with a huge grin on his face. "FISH OUT OF WATER!!! I WIN!!"
"… how the fuck did I get stuck doin' this shit?!" Odion sulked.
Kaiba looked at his watch and noticed what time it was. "Hey. HEY!! Get dressed, bitches!! Its time to go to that stupid Immunity thing!"
Everybody scrambled to go inside to get changed, sans Weevil, who laid there twitching.
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Marik Ishtar: Gazonga Tribe
"I don't know who the hell made Kaiba the leader of this tribe, but if he keeps bossin us around and calling us names, his boney ass is gonna take a one-way trip to the Shadow Realm!"
He looked off camera to hear the stage manager say something to him.
"What! … OOOHH, that… Yeah, I started stompin' on Weevil while Rex was kickin his ass! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT SUBLIME, DAMMIT!"
Marik then proceeded to put his face directly into the camera. "NOBODY! AND IF YOU DO, ITS THE SHADOW REALM FOR YOU, BUCKO!"
Location: Pootietang Tribe : 8:46am
Each member of the Pootietang Tribe is eating a huge breakfast buffet… pancakes, waffles, bacon, eggs, hash browns, orange juice, milk, all sorts of exotic cheeses… the works! Except for Mako however… he has fish, oysters, and… fruit punch.
Mai stuffed her face with eggs, then washed it down with orange juice. "Where did you guys get all this food? I mean, I heard we were going to be on a deserted island, miles away from nowhere, but here it looks like we just walked out of fuckin Denny's!"
Yami Yugi and Duke smiled at each other.
"Well you see Mai, we had caught a few rabbits and were walking back to the campsite, but Yugi noticed a transport coptor fly over us a drop this huge crate down. It said "To the CBS producers"… so Yugi took a peak inside and noticed it was full of all this food! So we took it upon ourselves to…"
"DEVLIN, THAT'S ENOUGH!"Yami shouted as he slapped Duke on the side of the head with a syrup drenched pancake. He then nudged his head towards a camera zoomed DIRECTLY at Duke.
Duke's eyes began to widen."Oh shit on a stick… LIKE I SAID MAI, WE MET SOME MAGICAL GNOMES, AND WE TOLD THEM WE WERE VERY HUNGRY, AND THEY MADE US THIS MEAL!"
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Yugi Muto: Pootietang Tribe Leader
"Duke's ass is gonna get us into some SERIOUS shit one of these days. They weren't gnomes… everyone knows gnomes cant cook for shit! THEY WERE ELVES!"
Yami then looked off camera. "ELVES DAMMIT!!!"
(END)
Tea suddenly stood up and slammed her fists down on the table. "I cant believe you stole this food! The producers work hard to try to put on a show for the world and THIS is how you repay them?"She then pushed her food away."I will have NO part of this!"
Bakura (aka Ryou) stared at Tea's plate. "Um… Tea… if your not gonna eat your French toast… may I have them?"
"NO!" She shouted. She took Bakura's plate away, followed by Joey's."We are gonna give this food back to CBS RIGHT NOW!"
Joey closed his eyes tightly, trying to concel his anger. "Tea… you have less than ten seconds to put that plate back where you found it or I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you!"
Completely ignoring Joey, Tea took everyone's breakfast (sans Mako's) and threw it into the crate. "Now, we'll leave this food in the crate and wait until CBS comes for it"
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Tea Gardner: Pootietang Tribe
"If I ruined everyone's breakfast, I'm sorry! But were susposed to be roughing it! Mako caught his own food! So we should be doing the same thing!" She crossed her arms. "It's the right thing to do… after all…"
The cameras suddenly cut off as she went into her friendship speech, then rose in on Joey.
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Joey Wheeler : Pootietang Tribe
"Tea had no right to do dat shit! I only had like 12 pancakes and like 3 pounds of eggs and like" He started to count his fingers. "36 slices of bacon… There was still more to eat too! OOOHHH THAT BITCH IS GONNA PAY!" He quickly stood up and put his face into the camera. "YUGI!! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!! YOU BETTER GET YOUR BITCH IN CHECK!!!"
Everyone but Mako is staring in disbelief as Tea sealed the crate up.
"Tell me this isn't happening…" Tristan said, eyes open wide.
"I wish I could…" said a teary-eyed Bakura.
"I HATE YOU TEA! I SWEAR I HATE YOU!" shouted an emotional Joey
Mako looked over at the others, pulling a fishbone out his mouth. "Anybody want some! Plenty to go around! HUH? HUH?" he said with a huge grin on his face.
Everyone turned and gave Mako a blank stare, then looked back at the crate in disbelief.
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Mako Tsunami : Pootietang Tribe
"If they didn't want any fish, they didn't have to get any… but they could have at least got some punch!" He then pulled out a cup of fruit punch. "This is some good shit right here!" He then began to chug the fruit punch.
Location: Middle of the Island : Immunity Challenge, BABY!
Both tribes gather as Jeff Probst enters from some unknown location. Kaiba of course is staring a hole through Yami Yugi, who returns the stare by flipping him off.
Jeff cleared his throat as he began to address the duelists. "Ok survivors, for your next Immunity Challenge, your gonna pick a representative from your tribe and they will have a battle royal in this circular area I'm standing on. The first person to fall out of the circle loses. OK TEAMS, pick your player!"
Kaiba, without warning, jumped into the ring, then pointed at Yami Yugi.
"Get your ass in the ring, Yugi… NOW!" Kaiba said.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" Yami Yugi said.
"No shit, Sherlock!!" Kaiba shouted.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!" Yami Yugi said challengingly.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK, MUTHAFUCKER!" Kaiba shouted back
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" Yami Yugi shouted firmly.
"GET YOUR STAR-HEADED ASS IN THIS FUCKIN RING!" shouted an irritated Kaiba.
Yami Yugi strutted towards the ring. As soon as he was a bout to take a step inside, he suddenly pulled his foot back. "naaaaaaaaaaah."
"WHAT!?" shouted a shocked Kaiba.
Yami Yugi suddenly turned and shoved Joey into the ring. "He's all yours."
"OH HELL YEAH!! THIS IS THE DAY IVE BEEN WAITIN' FOR!!" Joey said, cracking his knuckles.
Jeff brought his hand up, then back down. "BEGIN!"
"Bring it on, Kaiba! I waited a LONG time for this moment!" Joey said.
Kaiba began to tremble, as he was uber-pissed about what had just transpired. "Wheeler… do not fuck with me. I am NOT in the mood for your canine ass right now…"
"WHAT BITCH!? AAAAAAHHHH!"
Joey suddenly charged at Kaiba, who simply sidestepped, and Joey landed outside the ring.
"Joey is out of the ring! The Gazonga Tribe wins the immunity!" Jeff announced.
The Gazonga Tribe celebrated their victory. Kaiba however, was still beyond angry. Never leaving the ring, he glared at Yami.
"YUGI, GET YOUR ASS UP HERE SO I CAN FUCK YOU UP!" he shouted.
"Ass? Fuck up? What Kaiba, are you gay or something? I mean, you have to be… no one else I know wears pants that tight… wait, yes I do… PEGASUS!" Yami responded.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SON OF A BITCH BASTARD!"
Kaiba charged at Yami like an angry Brahma bull. Much to his dismay however, CBS security grabbed him and pulled him away. The rest of the Gazonga tribe followed.
"YUUUUUUUUGI! TOMORROW! TOMORROW IS THE DAY I KILL YOUR BITCH ASS! YOU HEAR ME? TOMORROW YOU DIE? ITS GONNA BE 200XS WORSE THAN DEATH-T!" Kaiba shouted
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Seto Kaiba : Gazonga Tribe Leader
"I'm gonna kill Yugi. That's all I wanted to say." Kaiba stood up and walked away.
Back at the Immunity Challenge site…
"Ok Pootietang Tribe. Meet back here tonight for a tribal meeting." Jeff announced. The Pootietang tribe walked back to their campsite.
Location: Tribal Meeting Campsite : 8:04pm
During the day, another crate arrived from the sky. Yami Yugi and Duke Devlin brought it back to the campsite once again. The others thought they could hide it from Tea, but that didn't work out as they planned, for she found them, and pulled the same thing she pulled at breakfast. Now the Pootietang Tribe is hungry, and angry towards Tea.
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Joey Wheeler : Pootietang Tribe
"Bitch thinks she can get out of this mess with her sorry ass friendship speech? THINK AGAIN! I'm votin' her ass OFF! And if shes not the one that gets booted, I swear she wont live to see tomorrow! And that, my friends, is a Joey Wheeler PROMISE!"
(END)
The tribe gathers, holding their torches as Jeff enters from the side. Joey fought the urge to use his torch to burn Tea.
"Welcome to the Tribal Meeting, Pootietang Tribe! Since you lost the Immunity Challenge, you must decide who gets voted off. One at a time, go up to the vote box, write the name of the person you want voted off, and drop it in the box. Bada bing, bada boom. Yugi! Your up!" Jeff addressed.
Yami Yugi approached the box. He scribbled down a name, then drops it in. "Sorry Tea. You're a bitch. I don't have room on my team for bitches."
As Yami came back, Joey walked up to the box, wrote a name, then drops it in. "Burn in hell, Tea." He said.
Soon, everyone was done. Jeff picks up the box and walks it back to the group.
"I will now tally the votes… One vote for Tea… another vote for Tea… one for that stupid, square headed, dick-in-the-ass bitch Tea…, another for… you know what? Tea, just bring me your torch.
Tea was shocked. "But you only read three votes! That's not…"
"I SAID bring me your torch, Tea!"
Tea sadly walked up and hands Jeff her torch. Jeff douses the torch, the breaks it over his leg and throws it behind his shoulder. "Hit the bricks, Tea. Your eliminated. As for the rest of you, go back to camp and prepare for tomorrow!"
The Pootietang tribe went one way and Jeff went another as Tea walked away crying. Suddenly a voice cried out to her.
"So… you say dwarfs cant cook for shit?" came a deep voice from the bushes.
Tea looked around, started. "Huh? Who was…"
Suddenly, a gang of dwarves jumped out from the scrubs and jumped Tea! They tied her up, gagged her, and carried her back into the bushes.
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Joey Wheeler : Pootietang Tribe
"Didn't I tell you I was gonna get her ass kicked? Huh? Well, ok, I said I would kill her, but whats wrong with putting a little hit on someone, right?" Joey said as he winked to the camera.
Each Tribe has lost one member. What does tomorrow have in store for our survivors? Find out next episode as things start to heat up!
I hope you enjoyed the story version better than the script one. I tried to make it more enjoyable. Ill do the same to the next chapter! So look forward to it!