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Vethedwath ran with all her might, occasionally shooting an arrow behind her at the goblins, and more frequently forward at the Sues that appeared.
"Over the bridge, fly!" Gandalf shouted hurriedly, shepherding everyone before him.
Vethedwath pushed several sues off of the bridge, having to quickly grab Sam when she mistook him for a hobbit-sue.
The Fellowship (plus Vethedwath) stopped at the stairs and looked back in horror as Gandalf paused on the bridge and faced the Balrog.
"You shall not pass!" He began, but suddenly a beautiful woman, bearing a sparkly pink stick pushed him aside.
"Run, Gandalf, I can get rid of the Balrog! It is my destiny!" She cried.
Vethedwath started forward to deal with her, but Aragorn pulled her back into his manly arms.
"Nay, Vethy! Let Lloydstsbhalifaxbarclaysnatwestabbeynational defend us from the evil demon!"
Stung at being called 'Vethy', Vethedwath flipped the ranger over her shoulder and ran forward to the bridge, only to watch in horror as the Balrog fell.
Vethedwath flung herself at Gandalf, shoving him after the Balrog with a quick, "Sorry!" Before turning to do battle with the Maia-Sue.
It was, in retrospect, an absurdly easy battle. The pink sparks emitting from the sparkly pink stick had no effect on the Slayer; and Vethedwath managed to cleave her in two before running back, chivvying the stunned remaining members of the fellowship before her with an annoyed, "Fly, you fools!"