Hi Everybody! Im SO sorry this took so long to upload. I was on Spring Break for the past 2 weeks… yeah, 2… so I was on a road trip. I know you don't care, but I went to Great America, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Disneyland, Disney's California Adventure (ooohhh that sucked so much ass!) and Knotts Berry Farm. But im back now, so im gonna make it up to you. So in the meantime, heres Chappie 7!
By the way, I just learned that im not susposed to have scripts on here, so I have to do it this way. If my story gets kicked off, don't worry… IT WILL BE BACK!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own Survivor.
Seto Kaiba woke up on a beautiful Saturday morning. He got out of bed and did his normal morning routine… took a shower, brushed his teeth, listened to the stocks on the radio, got dressed, and beat the utter shit out of the Yugi mannequin that he had personally made. Kaiba was still tired, however. The performance from the night before really took it out of the young CEO.
"Coffee… need some motherfuckin' coffee…" Kaiba muttered to himself.
He stumbled down the stares only to find Rex Raptor and Marik Ishtar slouched down on the couch playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on Playstation 2. They looked like a couple of zombies. Mokuba was sitting at the table in the kitchen eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Kaiba walked into the kitchen and looked around as it was still clean from the day before.
"What the hell? Where the hell is breakfast! And why the fuck isn't there any coffee made!" Kaiba called out from the kitchen.
"Um, we voted Odion off last night, remember!" Marik shot back.
"No shit Sherlock!" Kaiba yelled back. "What the hell does he have to do with my question!"
"Odion was the one who made breakfast all this time, you moron!" Rex shouted.
"… You know what? I knew that." Kaiba said. He looked inside the cupboard and pulled out a box of Honey Nut Cheerios and poured some into a bowl, followed by the milk he took off Mokuba's table. He then walked into the living room and plopped down on the recliner and watched Rex and Marik play their game while he had his cereal.
"Who's using Strider, Ryu, and Spider Man?" Kaiba asked.
"I am." Marik said.
"You fuckin suck."
"Fuck you! Why don't you hop in and beat this asshole!"
"I will."
Kaiba put his bowl down and snatched the controller away from Marik as he suddenly made a comeback, beating all three of Rex's fighters with only one guy left and a sliver of health.
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU CHEATER! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" Rex shouted.
"Because I am the fuckin' master. That's how." Kaiba said as he tossed the controller back to Marik.
"No no, you're the ass master, theres a difference." Marik said.
"Master my ass. Is that why Kaiba ALWAYS gets one-uped by Yugi?" Rex shot back. WRONG THING TO SAY TO KAIBA AS HE IS JUST WAKING UP! The minute Rex finished his sentence, a ceramic bowl shattered against his skull, instantly knocking him out, his clothes covered in Honey Nut Cheerios and milk. Kaiba got up and stormed out of the room.
"Tell that bastard to clean that shit up with he comes to!" Kaiba shouted as he left the room. Marik and Mokuba watched Kaiba as he left the room, then looked back at the unconscience Rex Raptor hunched over the couch.
"DAMN!" They both said in unison.
16 Duelists have gathered on the tropical deserted island known as Destiny Island, and as the days marched on, a number of them have already been voted off of the island. So who is next to go? Find out today on:
Survivor : Outwit, Outplay, Outlast
Duelist Style!
Location: Pootietang Tribe : 9:10am
Yugi woke up on a beautiful Saturday morning and stretched out, did his morning exercise, then grabbed a towel and and walked outside to the out house that was just recently built.
"No surprise…" Yugi said as he saw a line formed in front of it. Mako had already occupied the tiny restroom. Mai stood there, tapping her foot off the sand, followed by Joey, then Tristan. Yugi walked behind Tristan, trying to keep the sun out of his huge, purple eyes.
"We REALLY need another out house." Yugi said to Tristan. "Serious! My teeth still have that morning muck on them! I gotta freakin brush!" Tristan said angrily.
Mai pounded on the door to the out-house. "MAKO! WOULD YOU COME THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! SERIOUSLY, THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WEAR ARE A PAIR OF FADED BLUE JEANS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE THAT'S TAKING FUCKIN 2 HOURS?" Everyone heard a voice sing from the out-house:
"Sixteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of - -"
Suddenly there was a Bronx sound, followed by a smell that seeped underneath the door and inside the nostrils of the Pootietang Tribe. Each one turned green in the face.
"DAMN!" Mai shouted as she took off running. Joey and Tristan bolted off in a different direction.
"Fuck that! If I wanna get a shower, im doing it in the lake!" Joey shouted behind him.
"It's the ocean for me!" Tristan said back
Yugi ran back inside his hut, took out an oxygen mask, then turned it on, covered his mouth, then he started to inhale.
(CAMERA TIME)
Yugi Muto : Pootietang Tribe Leader
"Geez Laweez! I have NO idea what Mako's been eating, but I've never seen anyone clear an area like that since the time Joey ate one of the school's been burritos!"
Yugi took off the oxygen mask and held his Millennium Puzzle, starting to concentrate.
"Man, if I wanna get clean, ill have to go to my secret room."
With a gold flash, Yugi was gone, and only the Millennium Puzzle sat on the floor of the hut.
(The cameras have no idea where Yugi is, but we are gonna go ahead anyways and find out.)
Inside the Millennium Puzzle rested two rooms. One room was a happy room that was filled with toys, dolls, games… everything that represented a happy child. The second room however, was a bit different. It was dark and mysterious. No one knew what was behind that door. Further down the hall rested another room. Yugi made his way through the darkness and finally reached the door. However, something was wrong.
"The door… why is the door locked!" Yugi said out of frusteration. Yugi took out his Sangan card and slid it through the crack in the door, then started jiggling the handle til it finally opened. Inside the room was a beautifully crafted bathroom, complete with a sink, toilet, roman tub with a shower, and a towel rack. Yami Yugi, inside the room, suddenly shot around.
"What the… Yugi?"
"OH MY GOD!" Yugi yelled as he covered his eyes. His alter-ego was standing there NAKED!
"What are you doing in MY PERSONAL BATHROOM!" Yugi shouted as he covered his eyes.
"Oh, YOU made this? I thought this was one of my lost memories. And what are you covering your eyes for? This is nothing you haven't seen in the shower!"
"Man whatever…"
It was then where Yugi realized what his partner was doing.
"ARE THOSE MY SCISSORS?" Yugi yelled out furiously. Yami shrugged. "I don't know. I found them in one of these drawers like a couple months ago. Think you can leave for like ten more minutes while I finish trimming my pubic hairs?"
Yugi's face got bright red from anger. "PHARAOH! I FUCKIN TRIM MY NOSE HAIRS WITH THOSE!"
Yami looked over his shoulder at his uber-pissed hikari. "Yugi, I've been trimming my ball hairs with these scissors for like two months now…"
Yugi was about to snap, but he suddenly gained his composure. "PHARAOH… GET… THE FUCK… OUT… OF MY BATHROOM… RIGHT FUCKIN NOW…!"
"Hang on."
Yami continued to trim his "danger zone". "DAMMIT! NOW I SEE WHY KAIBA WANTS YOUR ASS DEAD! I EVEN SEE WHY YOUR ASS WAS STUFFED IN THIS PUZZLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU FUCKIN ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN YOUR PATH!" Yugi yelled out of frusteration.
Yami put the scissors back, then turned around and started to walk out of the room.
"Shut the fuck up. You know you like it!" Yami laughed as he walked past Yugi. He then ducked his head as he kept walking as an empty can of shaving cream flew past where he head should have been, followed by the slamming of a door.
(Back to Survivor: Duelist Style)
Joey and Tristan sat at one of the picnic tables in their tribal area, trying to get their black and white tv working.
"So did you hear?" Tristan said breaking the silence.
"Hear what?" Joey answered.
"I overheard Jeff talking to some of the camera crew. Apparently there's gonna be a nurse on this island! And I also hear she's hot!"
"Are you shittin' me?"
"Nope! And if Jeff said it, it MUST be true!"
Ill show that nurse what a REAL man is! Get ready, lady! Joey Wheeler's about to show you a good time! Joey thought to himself. "Hey man, I just remembered something. Yuge asked me to help him with… uh… his newest dueling strategy! Yeah! A Duelist's job is never done… see ya later! And good luck with this piece of shit tv!" Joey started to slowly back away from the picnic table, then took off running into the bushes.
THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE! Tristan thought. He quickly ran into his hut and came out a few mniutes later in a sharp, black tuxedo. He was holding a heart shaped box of chocolates in one hand and a dozen packed roses in the other. "Every girl's crazy bout a sharped dressed man!" Tristan said as he started walking toward the CBS Campsite.
Location : CBS Campsite : 1:27pm
Rex Raptor finally regained conscienceness from having a ceramic bowl shattering off his head, curtisy of Seto Kaiba.
"OH NO! IM BLIND! IM FUCKIN BLIND! IM VISUALLY CHALLENGED!" Rex yelled in a panic. A soft, most hand was felt on Rex's, followed by a beautiful voice. "Calm down, Rex… your not blind. I just had to wrap half your head up. You had a nasty bump there."
The sound of the voice not only calmed Rex down, but filled his body with a familiar passion to get laid.
"Are you the one who took care of me?" Rex asked in a polite voice.
"Yes I am. I'm the new nurse that was assigned to the show."
"Thank you so much… I'm Rex Raptor, the dino duelist!"
The nurse laughed. "Hee hee hee! I know who you are! I know all about you." A huge grin shot across Rex's face. "You do!" he asked excitedly. "Uh huh! I guess you can say, I'm a HUGE fan of yours!"
"OK… calm down, Rex… Just… calm… down… This one is SOO OURS" Rex thought to himself.
"How did you get that bump anyways? Did someone push you down some stairs?" The nurse asked. "No! Bastard face Kaiba threw a glass bowl at me!"
"OH MY GOODNESS!"
"Yeah, tell me about it! He's one of just many of the annoying people out there that holds me back! And have you even met that brother of his? He's a fuckin' Satan spawn!"
The nurse took Rex's hands again. "You must calm down, Mr. Raptor. Your head hasn't fully healed yet. You'll give yourself a headache."
Suddenly, Rex felt something different. He didn't want to just get into this one's pants. This one actually cared about him. "Wow… no one's ever took care of me like this before… your so good to me…" Rex said. "Awwwwww… not even your parents?"
"No… I'm.. adopted…"
"Awwww, poor Rex."
"But you… you must make your husband very happy."
"I don't have a husband, hon."
"Really? Well your boyfriend then?"
"No boyfriend either."
This was it! This was Rex's time! He stood up in his chair, then fiddled around til he found the nurse's hands and held them.
"You need someone to take care of you… just like you did me! And I'll be that man! Once I win this stupid reality show, I'll take you to Hawaii… no, ill take you to the Galapagos Islands! Better yet, I'll by you a house on the beach!"
"OOOOOHHHH REXY!"
"Yeah baby! Not many men can bring the Travel Channel to life! One day you and I will be on an Amazon Adventure, and the next we'll be on a Luxurious cruise to the Bermuda Triangle! You and I were meant to be! That bowl colliding with my head was the final sign to bring us together!"
"OH REX! I WANTED YOU EVER SINCE I SAW YOU ON THE FIRST EPISODE!" the nurse said. Surprisingly, she was REALLY EXCITED!
"Nothing can go wrong… this feeling is too strong!" Rex said epicly
"I FEEL THE SAME WAY!" The nurse said.
"Honey… I don't even know your name."
"Hee Hee… I guess I got so excited, I forgot to tell you my name!" the nurse laughed, embarrassed. "Its Bernadette!"
"Bernadette… its like the name of an angel!"
Bernadette laughed as she continued to hold Rex's hand. "Bernadette… baby… please, take off my bandages… let me see the face of my future wife!" Rex said happily.
"OK!"
Rex felt the bandages being taken off (Random Author Thought: Is anyone else having Serenity flashbacks? followed by the wiping of a damp rag gently over the bump on his forehead. It was followed up with a headband being gently tired around his head. The whole time, Rex had his eyes closed.
"I bet your SO sexy!" Rex said excitedly.
"Well… people have told me I looked like Christina Aguilera and LeAnn Rimes."
"OK, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! IM OPENING MY EYES!"
Rex's plan was to open his eyes and take the nurse into his hands... but that didn't happen. As soon as Rex's eyes shot open, sirens blared in his head. His skin turned pale and his mouth widened. A high pitch scream could be heard from the nurse's office. Rex leaped over his chair and took shelter against a wall.
"WHO… OR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUSPOSED TO BE? WHERE THE FUCK IS BERNADETTE!" Rex shouted.
"I am Bernadette, baby! Now come here and give me some lovin'!" Bernadette ran and tried to grab Rex, but Rex ducked out of the way and ran to the other side of the room.
"BITCH, YOUR NOT BERNADETTE! YOU DON'T FUCKIN LOOK ANYTHING LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA OR LEANN RIMES! YOU'RE A DAMN BEACHED WHALE!"
Bernadette was, in fact, a heavy set woman with acne riddled all over her face and blonde hair that went down to her shoulders. She wore a nurses outfit and those little nurse hats… you know the ones I'm talking about.
"Come on Rexy Honey! Your gonna take me on an amazon adventure, remember? I think I know EXACTLY the kind of adventure YOU want!" Bernadette said seductively.
"BITCH, YOU ARE AN AMAZON!" Rex yelled in a panic. "I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here!"
Poor Rex was now on pins and needles… he's heart stopped from terror. He felt like a little kid looking face to face with the Boogeyman. There was no where to run. The door was locked and Rex was trapped in the office. Tears of fear and frusteration ran down his cheeks. "Why do these things ONLY happen to me?" Rex thought. It was then that he saw it. He saw his one escape route!
"SCORE!"
But in order to take it, this would have to be done with PRECISE timing. Bernadette zeroed in on Rex. "Come on baby! Give me some sugar!" she shouted as she charged toward her "Rexy". THIS WAS IT! The moment she got close enough, Rex ran at her and executed a baseball slide between her legs, making damn sure he covered his eyes and not look up her skirt (god only knows what he would have seen up there), then got up as fast as he could, ran across the office then dove clear THROUGH the window, shattering it into a million pieces. Rex used a defensive roll once he hit the ground, then ran as fast as he could, disappearing into the Jungle area.
Bernadette looked through the broken window as Rex vanished through the brush.
"He'll be back."
Outside the office…
Joey stood outside the office covered in bandages and fake blood. Clearly, his idea was to sweep the nurse off her feet. "Awwww yeah! This is my best idea yet! It'll be just like those movies on Cinemax after 11pm!" He thought. Suddenly a voice blared behind him, startling him.
"WHEELER! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
Joey whipped around to find a sharp dressed Tristan looking angrily at him. "ME! Who the hell are you susposed to be! A penguin?"
"For your information you butt pirate, I'm here to talk to the nurse!"
"Bitch, IM the one who's gonna see the nurse! NOT YOU!"
Tristan threw down his chocolate and flowers. "The only thing your Beatle lookin ass is gonna see is STARS, once I bust your ass in the mouth!"
Joey started to take the bandages off of his fists. "Keep talking you needle-headed son of a fuck. JUST KEEP TALKIN, SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS JUST LIKE I DID JUST LIKE I DID WHEN I SLAPPED THAT FUNKY ASS TOOTHBRUSH INTO THAT PISS WATER!"
Tristan took off his suit coat, staring Joey down all the while. "You asshole… you did NOT just bring the Oral-B into this… Shit just hit the fan now…"
Joey took off all of his bandages. "You damn right it did."
There was silence as the gentle breeze blew through. Joey and Tristan stared each other down. A lowly branch blew with the wind, finally snapping it off the tree. The branch landed in the sand, making a soft thump. With that, Joey and Tristan charged and grappled each other! Knowing they were both equally matched, Tristan kicked Joey in the one place you NEVER kick a guy (I don't care what the situation is). Joey went down with a high pitched screech. Tristan got over him and start delivering a flurry of punches. Joey threw his left arm up to block most of the hits, but was still taking a majority of the blows.
"BITCH! (POW!) YOU…(POW!) WANNA (POW!) FIGHT…(POW!) DIRTY?" Joey yelled through the onslaught.
Tristan continued to whale on his best friend. "KICK MY ASS, HUH WHEELER! KICK MY ASS? LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE GETTIN' BEAT LIKE A RED NECK'S WIFE!" Suddenly, Joey lunged his right arm forward, throwing a fist-full of sand into Tristan's eyes! "AAAAAHHHHH! MOTHER FUCKER!" Tristan said as he felt himself getting bucked off of Joey. Soon they were both off the ground, but Tristan was swinging blindly, trying to find Joey.
"WHERE ARE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOU!"
Joey took the opportunity to mess with Tristan while he was temporarily impaired. He ran behind him and started kicking him in the ass.
"Over here! Or am I over here! Oooohhh almost had me! Wrong way, bitch!" Joey laughed. Tristan opened his eyes a little to see Joey's schillouette. He ran directly at him, tackling him on the ground. The next minute, they were both on the ground in a gruesome slug fest. The door opened and someone was standing there watching them.
"OOHHH, ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING OVER ME!"
The sound of the voice made them both instantly stop fighting. They both quickly got off the ground, and at the same time, said, "I CAME TO SEE YOU!" Joey's mouth dropped as he saw Bernadette standing there. Tristan, still blind from the sand, couldn't see the horror that stood in front of him. "Dude, is that the nurse? Is she hot!"
Just then, Joey a very devilish smile shot across Joey's face. "Dude, she's fuckin hot as shit! I'm talkin' Sandra Bullock hot!"
"SHE'S MINE!"
"DAMN STRAIGHT SHE'S YOUR'S!"
Joey shoved Tristan into the waiting arms of Bernadette, then took off running as if he were being chased. As he ran, he closed his eyes and smiled.
"Hahahaha! Looks like ol' Joey Wheeler gets the last laugh! Hahahahaha!"
Joey, eyes being closed, ran DIRECTLY into a tree, landing on his back. His eyes had the anime spiral as his mouth hung open. (you know how when Joey is always all wide mouthed).
Location: Pootietang Tribe : 3:18pm
Yugi had on a gas mask as he desperately sprayed air freshener into the out-house. He right hand still a little shaky, he pulled the mask down and took a whiff. It was gone. The smell was FINALLY gone!
"Took long enough! 4 cans of air freshener FINALLY got that damn smell out. I swear, Mako is a stinky bitch!" He said.
Yami's transparent figure appeared next to him. "Yes. I think he's been hittin the oysters and beer or something."
Yugi turned away from the Pharaoh. "I am NOT speaking to you!" Yami had a huge smile on his face. "Come on, Yugi… this isn't about those scissors still, is it?"
"YES IT IS! I CANT BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN TRIMMING YOUR PUBS WITH SOMETHING I USE ON MY FUCKIN NOSE! I WAS WONDERING WHY IVE HAD THE SCENT OF FUNK IN MY NOSE! I THOUGHT EVERYONE I CAME NEAR DIDN'T FUCKIN SHOWER OR SOMETHING!"
"Hold on… I'm sensing something…"
"NO! DON'T YOU TRY THAT SERIOUS BULLSHIT WITH ME, PHARAOH!"
"No, Yugi, seriously!" Yami had his game face on. "I sense danger!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU'VE ALWAYS GOTTA STEAL THE SPOT LIGHT TOO! FIRST WITH THE WHOLE ORICHALCOS THING, NOW THIS SHOW?"
Yami suddenly took over Yugi's body as he ran and dove out of the way, just in the neck of time. The out-house suddenly exploded!
Yugi and Yami both looked at each other.
"KAIBA!" they said in unison.
Yami shook his head. "He ought be ashamed of himself… that was the GAYEST attempt EVER to try and kill me.
Suddenly, Tristan walked up to them. He looked VERY pissed off… sweaty too. "WHERE…IS… JOEY…?" He said as calm as he could.
Yami Yugi shrugged. "Haven't seen his ass all day."
"Well if you do… tell him IM lookin for him!" Tristan said as he walked off. Yugi watched as Tristan stormed off into the woods, then looked at his alter ego. "Did Tristan look a bit… warped to you?"
Yami crossed his arms as he watched Tristan disappear into the woods. "Yeah… like he had sex with a fat chick…"
Tristan walked with a purpose. He was determined to find Joey. "That son of a bitch will PAY! I cant believe I lost my virginity to … THAT FUCKIN WALRUS!" Tristan suddenly stopped in his tracks. "What the hell are you doing out here?"
"I know your pissed off about that fat ass nurse… if you help me get Kaiba back, I'll help you get Wheeler back! I've had a bone to pick with his ass since day one!"
Tristan, anger still controlling his body, agreed. "I cant stand your guts, but I want some fuckin retribution right now! So lets do it… Rex!"
Tristan and Rex shook hands… DUN DUN DUN!
Immunity Challenge!
Location : Top of Mt. Four Winds : 5:15pm
Jeff stood at the top of a large mountain overlooking Destiny Island, wearing mountain climbing gear. He stopped yodeling long enough to address the cameras.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are standing at the top of Mt. Four Winds… one of the many wonders of Destiny Island. This mountain got it's name, because… well… the name says it all. Four different winds blow around it, forcing on the bravest of adventures to scale it! Which brings us to today's Immunity Challenge! At the bottom of the mountain are our survivors! When they get the signal, they'll have to scale to the top of Mt. Four Winds, using teamwork to protect themselves against the four different directions of the winds. The first team to reach the top wins the immunity!"
Jeff turned to the production team. "Fire the flare in 3 minutes. They should be ready by then."
Bottom of the Mountain…
Everyone was dressed in Mountain climbing gear. Each tribe was opposite sides of the mountain, for fear that they will fight while climbing the mountain. Everyone had a bungee cord connected to one another to make the challenge more interesting. If one person fell, the whole team goes too.
The Pootietang Tribe were ready. Yami Yugi took over as the host, connected to Joey, then Mai, then Mako, then Tristan. Yami turned to the team.
"You ready to do this shit!"
Joey sat with his legs crossed on the ground. "No… I hate heights!" Mai turned to him. "Joey, get your bitch ass up! If we lost this, Kaiba said he was going to put a giant picture of you in that dog suit that Duke Devlin made you wear!" Joey sprung to his feet. "THAT SON OF A RAT BASTARD! ILL KILL HIM!" Tristan, still a bit sore at Joey, stared a hole right through him. "Not as badly as I'm gonna kill YOUR ass!"
On the other side of the mountain, the Gazonga Tribe were all set to climb the mountain. Dressed in special mountain climbing gear (curtisy of Kaiba Corporation), Seto Kaiba looked up at the mountain and shook his head.
(CAMERA TIME)
Seto Kaiba: Gazonga Tribe leader
The cameras suddenly shift to Kaiba, who was doing his camera time earlier today:
"Ok, seriously. I'm a DUELIST! Not a fuckin' mountain climber! I mean seriously, is this Cliffhanger or something! Do I look fuckin' like Sylvester Stallone to you? These past Immunity challenges have been nothing but a continuous chain of bullshit! But… it DOES have it's bright sides. For this challenge is the next step in killing Yugi's bitch ass! If you thought the exploding out-house was it, you ought be ashamed of yourself!"
The scene shifts back to the Gazonga Tribe as they got ready to scale the mountain. Kaiba was connected to Mokuba, then Rex, then Marik. Mokuba walked up to his big brother and looked at him with excitement. "So tell me Seto… how are you gonna kill Yugi today!" Kaiba continued to look up at the mountain. "Oh believe me Mokuba… its already taken care of."
After Kaiba spoke, a giant flare went off into the sky. As It exploded, the word "GO" could be seen in the sky. The camera switched to a side split screen as both tribes jumped up and climbed the mountain with all that the were worth. The higher the teams go, the harder the climb would be. Excessive cussing came from both sides as they struggled to climb Mt. Four Winds. The Duelists soon learned why it was called that, because the winds from two different sides started to blow like a giant fan was literally trying to knock them off the mountain.
The Gazonga Tribe held on the the mountain for all that they were worth, trying to avoid being blown off. Kaiba tightly closed his eyes as winds from four different directions hit him and his team.
"IM NOT PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT!" He shouted.
The Pootietang tribe had a firm grip on the mountain as the winds kicked up. Yugi bravely tried to climb the mountain, taking the winds head on, but suddenly stopped.
"WHAT… THE… FUCK?"
He looked down to see Joey holding the mountain tight as if his life depended on it.
"I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!" He cried.
"JOEY! YOU HAVE GOT TO FACE YOUR FEARS!" Yugi yelled to try to encourage his best friend.
"ILL SNAP THE BITCH OUT OF IT!" Tristan yelled as he climbed past Mai and Mako. Tristan lifted his hand to try and hit Joey, but a powerful gust hit Tristan's back dead on, sending him flying towards a trail in the mountain! Yugi and the others plummeted after him, with Joey screaming like a girl all the while. They all landed on top of one another, surprised that they survived their free fall.
"Tristan, you jackass! What the hell were you thinking?" Mai shouted.
"Needless to say… were gonna lose." Mako said.
"ME! YOURE BLAMING ME FOR THIS? IF THIS LITTLE PUSSY RIGHT HERE WASN'T SUCH A SCARY BITCH, WE WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Tristan shouted in his defense.
"HEY KOALA FUCKER! DON'T GET MAD AT ME JUST CUZ YOU GOT RAPED BY A FAT BITCH!" Joey shouted back at Tristan.
"That's it you asshole!"
Joey and Tristan were on the ground fighting again. Yami Yugi ran over and started stomping the both of them. "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF RIGHT NOW! KAIBA'S STUPID ASS TEAM IS GONNA …." Suddenly, there was a loud growling sound. The sound was scary enough to make Joey and Tristan stop fighting.
"Um… What the piss what that!" Mai said in a monotone voice.
"if I didn't know better… I'd say that was…" Mako began. Before he can finish, a giant, brown, hairy beast busted out from the side of the mountain, growling the whole time.
"AAAAAHHHHH! ITS FUCKIN BIGFOOT!" Joey shouted.
"Hey stupid ass… it's a well known fact that Bigfoot lives in the forest. Not a damn mountain." Tristan said. Joey turned to him. "You know what… I knew that."
Suddenly, in unison, the Pootietang Tribe shouted, "IT'S A YETI!" And with that, they all took off running, with the Yeti in hot pursuit. The chase didn't last long as Tristan tripped over a rock, sending him falling to the ground. Of course, the teams were still tethered together, sending each member to the ground like a bunch of dominoes. They each turned to see the Yeti starring them in the eyes.
"This is it… were all gonna die! And I thought I would be eaten by a whale!" Mako shouted.
"I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME!" Joey cried out.
"OH HELL NAW! I'm not goin out like that!" Yami Yugi shouted. He put on and activated his Duel Disk. "I summon Catapult Turtle in attack mode! Then I summon Kuriboh! Now my furry beast! Mount the turtle!"
"Hahahahahahaha! Mount!" Mako laughed.
Yami Yugi continued. "Now my turtle! FIRE!" The Catapult Turtle fired the little fuzzy creature directly at the Yeti. It was then that Yugi activated another card. "Now I activate Multiply! Which turns one Kuriboh into one hundred!" The one Kuriboh began to multiply, with each one of them exploding off the Yeti on contact.
"YES! I forgot that Kuriboh explode on contact!" Mai said happily.
"OK OK! STOP!"
Shocked faces appeared on each member of the Pootietang Tribe's faces.
"DID… DID THAT THING JUST FUCKIN TALK!" Tristan shouted.
"YES! OUCH! YES I DID! OWWW! And im not a 'thing'". The Yeti tried to shake off all the debris from all the Kuriboh attacks. "Hi, Percival T. Sullivan… I am a Yeti, and I was NOT told that you would fight back!"
Blank expressions were shown on the faces of Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Mai, and Mako.
"I was genetically engineered a long time ago by the Kaiba Corporation back in the days when Gozaburo Kaiba was the President. Since then I was living a carefree life in the woods until Seto Kaiba one day came to me and told me that if I killed Yugi, then he would give me my own TV show! But you see, I'm a peaceful creature… I hate to fight. And Kaiba certainly didn't say that you would fight back!" The Yeti explained.
"I am going to kick Kaiba's ass for this." Yugi declared.
"Speaking of Kaiba, he's probably like halfway to the top!" Mai shouted.
"No need to worry! If you like, I can take you to the top of this mountain!" Percival offered.
"Sure! Lets fuckin go!" Yugi shouted.
And so, the Yeti lead them all the way to the top, but it was too late. Back at the other side of Mt. Four Winds, Kaiba and his team reached the top of the mountain! They all sat down in front of the cameras, panting and wheezing. Jeff ran up to congratulate them.
"And the winner of the Immunity challenge… THE GAZONGA TRIBE!" He announced. Kaiba grabbed his shirt and pulled him close.
"If you… EVER… make us do some bullshit like that again… ill slit your fuckin throat! YOU HEAR ME?"
"Um… yeah…"
Suddenly, from behind Jeff, came none other than Bernadette! "Rexy-pie! Come here! Let me give you some victory sex!" She said. Rex's eyes widened at the sight of her.
"OH THE DAMN YOU WILL!"
Rex suddenly stood up and bolted, with Kaiba, Mokuba, and Marik dangling behind him. Of course, they were still connected to each other.
"Raptor… stop it! Fuckin quit running!" Kaiba yelled as he was being dragged along the way. Rex however, forgetting that they were just inches from the edge of the mountain, ran off the side! The cameras zoomed out to get the whole shot of Mt. Four Winds as four little dots were seen bouncing off each level of the mountain! Finally, they hit the bottom level, each laid out in a diamond pattern.
"Rex… if my… foot… isn't broken… remind me… to break it off… IN… YOUR… ASS!" Kaiba struggled to say.
The cameras switched back to the top of the mountain as the Pootietang Tribe arrived at the top.
"AWRIGHT! WE WON!" Joey shouted. Jeff turned to them. "Actually, the Gazonga Tribe won… considering they aren't dead.
"FUCK!" Yugi yelled out
"Im sorry guys… I got you hear too late." Percival said. "Don't worry Percy. Its not your fault. This was Tristan's stupid ass' fault." Mai said.
"You know what, Britney?" Tristan shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!" Mai said, with her face burning red. Suddenly, Bernadette appeared behind Tristan.
"Hiiiii Tristan!" She said in a sing-songy voice. A cold chill shot down Tristan's back as he turned to look her right in the face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Tristan took off running down the mountain trial, with the Pootietang Tribe behind him the whole time being dragged on the ground, shouting and cussing the whole time. Not too far behind, Bernadette tried her best to keep up with them.
"Wait for my, my little Tristan!"
Jeff stood watching the scene, with the classic anime sweat drop at the back of his head. He finally turned to the cameras.
"We'll see you at the Tribal Council…"
Location : Tribal Council : 10: 35pm
At the Tribal Council, The Pootietang tribe stood facing Jeff, each member battered from their wild ride down the mountain, curtisy of Tristan. Tristan however, was unscathed.
Jeff addressed the Pootietang Tribe. "Ok, you all know the drill… Mai, how do you feel about losing the Immunity Challenge?"
"I feel like fuckin breaking someone's neck!" Mai said, staring at Tristan.
"And Tristan, how do you feel about losing the challenge." Jeff asked.
"I could give 3 drops of monkey piss about the challenge! Just keep that fat ugly bitch of a nurse away from me!" Tristan yelled.
"Ok, its voting time. Start us off Yugi." Jeff said.
Yugi walked up to the voting box, wrote down a name, and dropped it inside. "Tristan… ive got a giant ass hole in my damn mountain climbing pants! Your ass is gone!"
Yugi walked back, followed by Joey. "Tristan… I love you as a brother… but if I so much as look at you again, ill sock you in your damn jaw."
And so, all the votes were in as Jeff walked over and tallied them all. "One vote for Tristan… another vote for Tristan… one vote for Yugi…"
"WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE FUCK?" Yugi shouted.
"One for Tristan, and one for Joey… ok Tristan, bring me your torch." Jeff said. Tristan brought over his torch as Jeff doused it and threw it over his shoulders. "Tristan, the tribe has spoken. You are now eliminated. We thank you for all your efforts."
Tristan turned and walked away, then turned back to the others. "Later…" No one said anything back, but they just waved at him.
(CAMERA TIME)
Tristan Taylor
"Hey, I'm glad I'm gone! No more sand in my ass… no more stupid ass Joey… and best of all… NO MORE OF THAT FAT ASS BERNADETTE! YEE HAW!"
Tristan could then be seen running to the boat that heads back to Domino. However, there was someone else on the boat with him.
"Hey baby! Have you ever had sex on a boat before!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tristan yelled as Bernadette pulled him into the cabin in the boat.
And so, the Moon overlooks Destiny Island as another day comes to a close… with another duelist on his way home… in a VERY disturbing way. The cameras suddenly zoom in on Joey.
"Tristan never was a fuckin duelist… neither is Mokuba! So why the FUCK were they even here to begin with! SORRY ASS WRITING! I SWEAR!"
Tomorrow's another day as there are only 8 duelists left on Destiny Island. Who's gonna win the 3 Million Dollars and the Treasure Chest full of cards rarer than the Egyptian God Cards? Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style! Now if you don't mind me, I have to go break my foot off in the ass of a certain blonde hair, smart ass duelist!
OK guys, I know it was a bit long, but hopefully it makes up for my being away for so long. Please R&R! Next chapter will NOT … I repeat… NOT be list long to get up. You have my promise!