DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own Survivor.
Its another beautiful day on the tropical Destiny Island as the sun glares over the campsite of the Pootietang Tribe. A man dressed up in a mailman uniform walked up to a large basket in the middle of the campsite and dropped off two letters, along with a package. He then started to ring a bell that was located next to the mail basket.
DING! DING! DING!
"MAIL CALL!"
The man hopped on a motor scooter and drove away. Yugi, Joey, Mai, and Mako scrambled out of their huts towards the mail basket.
"Finally! After like 7 episodes, we FINALLY got some mail!" Joey said excitedly.
"WHAT'D WE GET? WHAT'D WE GET! WHAT'D WE GET!" Mako said, wide eyed. Each of them looked as shaky as a patient in a mental institute… shaken with excitement. Yugi reached into the basket and pulled out the two letters and the package.
"Hey, this is a fancy looking box!" Yugi said, looking the box up and down. "Who's it for? And more importantly, what's in it?" Joey asked. "I don't know… but theres something pretty heavy inside."
"Something heavy? Maybe my loving fans sent me all the accessories that I need to survive on this hell hole of an island!" Mai said.
"Forget that shit! Its probably 12 cases of FRUIT PUNCH!" Mako said teary-eyed. Mai scrunched her face as she gave Mako an irritated look. "Get real, Fish boy!"
"Whatever it is, its for Joey…" Yugi said as he read the card on the package. Suddenly, the package was snatched out of little Yugi's hands.
"GIMME THAT!" Joey shouted excitedly. "CHA-CHING! THE PRODUCERS WERE PROBABLY LIKE, 'JOEY IS SOOO COOL! LETS JUST GO ON AND GIVE HIM THE CARDS!' OR MAYBE ITS JUST FROM SOME HOT FAN GIRL! OOOOHHH COME TO PAPA!" Joey said happily as he tore the package open. He opened the box and pulled out with looked to be a clock with a bunch of wires sticking out of it.
"Eh? Who sent me a clock? I wanted cards! Or food… one of the two!" Joey said, looking the "clock" up and down. Yugi, Mai, and Mako were wide-eyed, sweating bullets.
"J-J-J-JOEY! THAT'S A…" Yugi muttered. Joey turned and looked at him. "A what, Yuge?" Mai and Mako took off running.
"A TIMEBOMB!" Mako yelled behind him.
"A WHAT!"
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Joey stood there, charred black, still with his arms held out from where the bomb used to be. Joey coughed up smoke as Yugi, Mako, and Mai poked their heads out from behind a picnic table.
"Uh… Joey… you ok?" Mako said.
"WHO THE FUCK SENT THIS SHIT TO ME! IT WAS THAT DUCK FUCKER, KAIBA, WASN'T IT?" Joey yelled out.
The three duelist walked back towards Joey as Mai noticed a scrap of paper that had dropped out of the box the bomb was in.
"Hey! Maybe this has an answer!" She picked up the letter and read it out loud:
Payback's a bitch, aint it, Wheeler! I'll see your ass when you get back to Domino! Good luck on Survivor! Luv, Tristan
The charred Joey took the letter from Mai and re-read it, then closed his eyes, smiled, and crumpled the paper up.
"OOoooohhh… when I get back to Domino… there's gonna be a MURDER!"
You've seen him as "The King of Games", and now, he's "The King of Prime Time"! He's Yugi Muto! Along with 7 other Duelists attempting to make it for a treasure chest full of rare cards and $3 Million dollars! It's time for another fun-filled episode of…
Survivor! Outwit, Outplay, Outlast
Duelist Style!
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Yugi Muto : Pootietang Tribe leader
"I have NO fuckin idea which one of those bastards tried to vote ME off, but when I find out who It was, they are going STRAIGHT to the Shadow Realm! NO BULLSHIT!"
(CAMERA TIME)
Mako Tsunami : Pootietang Tribe
"hahahahahahahaha! I think Yugi is still pissed because I tried to vote him off! In case you didn't guess… it was me! I voted Yugi because I think I would make a better leader! I mean look at how ripped I am!"
Mako starts flexing in front of the cameras.
"Can Yugi do this! CAN YUGI DO THIS! Fuck no! he's so skinny I don't think he has ANY muscles! Now is that the kind of leader you want? A string bean? Or do you want this bad mutha…"
A girl's voice rang out from off cameras.
"Shut your mouth!"
Location: Middle of the Island: 12:30pm
The Pootietang Tribe and the Gazonga Tribe stood staring each other down. Kaiba, as usual, wanted to stab Yugi in the heart with a pen. His anger was calmed when he saw Joey, still kinda black from the explosion of the timebomb sent by Tristan.
"What happened? Someone let the dog into the campfire!" Kaiba laughed.
"Kaiba! You better shut up or the only fire that your gonna feel is the burning sensation of my foot going directly up your ass!" Joey shot back. Mai smiled. "Wow! That was actually a good one!" She thought.
Kaiba simply crossed his arms and smiled. "Nice comeback. Did you get that off T.V. or did Yugi toss you a few bones?"
As usual, Joey's short temper soon got the best of him. "THAT DOES IT, KAIBA! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN NOW!" Joey charged at Kaiba, but as he did in the last chapter, Kaiba simply side-stepped Joey, sending him tumbling on the ground. "Once a mutt, always a mutt."
Yami Yugi suddenly took over Little Yugi's body, then shook his head at Kaiba. "For shame, Kaiba… picking on those less intelligent than you must make you feel like a BIG man… cuz from what your ex girlfriend told me last night, its not very 'big' in the personal area! WHOOOOO!"
"YOU SON OF A SHIT!"
Kaiba charged at Yugi. Stealing a page out of Kaiba's playbook, he side-stepped Kaiba, sending him tumbling to the ground. Yami looked over his shoulder at Kaiba as he laid on the ground. Knowing anger was boiling deep in Kaiba, Yugi couldn't help but add fuel to the fire. "I SUMMON A JACKASS FACE DOWN!" He yelled out.
"THAT'S IT YOU STUPID DIRTY CUNT RAG!"
Kaiba got up and charged at Yugi, but stopped in his tracks as Jeff appeared in the corner of his eye.
"Your not trying to pick a fight, are you Seto?" Jeff asked.
Kaiba didn't answer, but walked back to his team mates, but spit on Yami Yugi's shoe as he walked past him.
"HEY BITCH! YOUR SHINING THAT SHIT LATER!"
Kaiba simply replied with a middle finger as him and Joey walked past each other going back to their tribes.
"Elementary School Duelist." Kaiba said as he walked past Joey.
"Bitch, you jack off to Ru-Paul!" Joey returned as he kept walking.
Author's note: For those of you who don't know, Ru-Paul is a famous cross dresser. A SCARY CROSS DRESSER!
Jeff stood before the Duelist with Bernadette right behind him. She gave Rex a cutesy wink. Rex cringed as he hid behind Marik.
"OK everybody, I know you're all wondering why I wanted you here from the letter the producers sent you."
"Hey!" Joey interrupted. "Whats the idea allowing Tristan to send me a fuckin TIME BOMB! WHAT KIND OF UPS BASTARDS DO YOU HAVE WORKING FOR YOU GUYS!"
"Um… the finest in southern California…" Jeff replied.
"WELL I WANT THERE ASSES FIRED!" Joey yelled.
"And whats up with the other letter we got?" Mai said, very upset. "NO FUCKIN' JUNK MAIL!" She yelled as she threw the other letter on the floor. Jeff picked up the envelop and read it.
"POOTIETANG TRIBE… YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON TEN MILLION DOLLARS IN THE PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES… how did this garbage get here! Oh well." Jeff said as he burned the envelop.
"Anyways, the reason I called you here is because I have a VERY important announcement. You see, half of you have already been voted off the island, and since it would be pointless to have a tribe with only 4 members in it, the CBS executives decided it would be a great idea to combine both tribes into one!"
Commotion rang over both tribes. "OH FUCK NO! ILL BE DAMNED IF I SHARE A TRIBE WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH AND HIS FRIENDS!" Kaiba yelled out.
"Sorry Seto, but you have no say in the matter. So for this moment on, there is no longer a Pootietang Tribe or a Gazonga Tribe. You will now be…"
"THE POOTIEZONGA TRIBE!" Yami Yugi, Joey, Rex, and Marik yelled out.
"… um… The Pootiezongas! So Yugi, Joey, Mai, Mako, get whatever belongings you have at your old camp site because your moving to what used to be the Gazonga Tribe mansion."
"FUCK THAT SHIT! NOW YOUR MAKING THOSE BASTARDS LIVE IN MY HOUSE!" Kaiba yelled. "YEAH! WHY CANT THEY STAY IN THE BACKYARD OR SOMETHING!" Mokuba said in defense for his big brother.
"Well, if you want to know the truth Seto, the REAL reason is Spike TV bought the side of Destiny Island where the Pootietang property was located to film their next big special." Jeff explained.
"Whats that?" Rex asked.
Commercial
SATURDAY ON SPIKE TV! IT'S THE FIGHT OF THE MILLENNIUM! FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY…. ITS DRAGON BALL Z VS. FINAL FANTASY!
MATCH 1: Goku Vs. Cloud Strife!
Cloud charges at Goku, swinging his massive sword all the while. Goku dodges the flurry of swipes, then goes Super Saiyan 3 and begins to throw an array of punches, only to have each of them blocked by Cloud.
MATCH 2: Vegeta Vs. Squall Leonheart!
Squall fires a group of bullets at Vegeta from his Gunblade, but Vegeta teleports from side to side, avoiding each one, then delivers a blow to Squall's face, but Squall counters with a slash from his blade of his weapon.
MATCH 3: Trunks Vs. Tidus!
Trunks and Tidus charge at each other as they both deliver punches and kicks to each other.
MATCH 4: Gohan Vs. Yuna!
Yuna fires at Gohan with her twin pistols, but Gohan flew into the air and prepared to shoot a huge Kamehameha wave at her.
MATCH 5: Piccolo Vs. Zidane!
Zidane runs at Piccolo and steals a bag of Senzu beans from him, then pulls out his Thief's sword and attempted to slice Piccolo in half, but the Namekian warrior backflipped out of the way and fired off a Special Beam Cannon.
MATCH 6: Krillin Vs. Sephiroth!
Sephiroth narrows his sight on Krillin as he draws his hella long sword from its holster.
"OH FUCK! OH SHIT! H-H-HOW DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN! WHY ME!" Krillin said about to piss himself.
Bulma turned to Goten and Young Trunks. "You two might as well start looking for the Dragon Balls so that we can get ready to wish Krillin's sorry ass back to life!" Bulma said as she handed them the Dragon Radar.
"Ok mom!" Young Trunks said as he took off into the air.
"Wait for me, Trunks!" Goten said as he flew upwards to try to catch his best friend.
It's Dragon Ball Z Vs. Final Fantasy! Live on Pay Per View! Rated R… things could get a bit… bloody! Oh yeah, and lets not forget the cussing…
Vegeta is firing off a bunch of energy blasts trying to hit Squall, cussing like a madman.
End of Commercial
"Holy shit! They're filming that HERE? Man, this I've got to see!" Joey said excitedly.
"Well you guys will get your chance to see the fight… but only if you help set up for it!" Jeff said.
"OK!" Everyone shouted.
"Alright … Ex-Pootietang Tribe… grab your belongings before your camp site gets bulldozed!" Jeff said.
And so, a few hours later, Yugi, Joey, Mai, and Mako moved into the Gazonga mansion… that was still tagged from Episode 4 I remind you. At first it was total chaos, but the ex-rivals began to get along… except for Yugi and Kaiba of course.
(CAMERA TIME)
Joey Wheeler
"You know, when I first met Rex, I envied him… then I got to know him and I fuckin hated his guts. Now that I'm getting to know him again… well… I still hate his guts. But I'll take him over stupid ass Kaiba ANYDAY!"
(CAMERA TIME)
Marik Ishtar
"I hate the fact that we have to merge tribes! But theres DEFINATLY some out of all of this… We FINALLY have a woman in the house! I am SOO gonna watch Mai when she showers! I've got video cameras in ALL of the bathrooms AND her bedroom! And ive got like at least 20 of them hidden in different areas! There is NOWHERE Mai can go undress without us knowing about it… or in this case… SEEING IT!"
(CAMERA TIME)
Rex Raptor
"I love Marik in the most NONSEXUAL way possible… when I found out about those cameras I thought I was going to die! Speaking of dying, if that nasty ass Bernadette so much as LOOK at me funny, I'm gonna fire on her ass with this little puppy right here!"
Rex then started to pat the huge T90 Assault Rifle with a belt full of bullets diagonally across his chest.
And so, all was well in the Pootiezonga Mansion… until…
Location : Kaiba's Secret Room : 2:34pm
Kaiba was working on his next big project to kill Yugi. He was wearing a lab coat with goggles, and a pencil behind his ear. He toiled endlessly to make sure EVERYTHING was perfect.
"YES! FINALLY! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE DEMISE OF THE SO CALLED 'KING OF GAMES' ONCE AND FOR ALL! HAHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, A voice rang out behind Kaiba, scaring the living crap out of him.
"HELLOOOOOOOO, KAIBA!"
"WHAT THE CHUNKY FUCK!"
Kaiba turned around and looked face to face with a grinning Yami Yugi!
It's the Yugi & Kaiba Show!
An audience could be heard applauding from an unknown location.
(50's style theme music begins to play, then it shows a title screen that says, "The Yugi and Kaiba Show! With Yugi leaning against the "Y" with his arms crossed looking at Kaiba, and Kaiba is standing in between the "K" and the "A" with one hand in his pocket and the other one flipping Yugi the bird.)
Yugi looks around the secret room, amazed. "Kaiba, you have a LOT of time on your hands, my friend. Did your girlfriend finally dump you… oh wait… you have no girlfriend! I forgot!"
The audience laughs.
Kaiba shook his head, wondering where all the laughing is coming from, then looks back at Yugi. "First of all, bitch, I did have a girlfriend… YOUR MOM!"
The audience hoots and hollers.
Yugi looked back at Kaiba from across the room. "Hey, you're the only one who would date the battle axe!"
The audience laughs again.
"So anyways Kaiba, what are you up to?" Yugi said as he starts messing around with some beakers on a sink.
"DON'T MESS WITH THOSE YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW US ALL TO KINGDOM COME!" Kaiba yelled as he snatched the beakers from Yugi. Kaiba started to put the beakers away, until it hit him. He turned around and gave Yugi a cold stare. "What?" Yugi asked. "Is there something stuck on my face!"
"How the FUCK did you get in here!"
"Mokuba."
Kaiba closed his eyes and shook his head. "That little piss stain… he is going to be DEALT with… personally…"
The audience "ooohhhss".
"YO YO YO!"
The secret door opens and Joey is standing in the middle of the doorway.
The audience cheers and applauds as Joey enters the room.
"Whats up Yuge!" Joey said as he and Yugi slaps five. "Same ol' same ol'. Just hanging out with Kaiba!" Yugi responded.
"DAMMIT! IM GONNA FUCKIN START CHARGING ADMISSION TO GET IN HERE!" Kaiba shouted. "HOW DID YOUR CHIMP ASS IN GET HERE!"
"Mokuba."
The audience laughs again.
"Mokuba is going the get the punishment of a lifetime when I see him…"
Joey started to fan his face. "Damn, its hot in here… did Kaiba get the chili special at Senor Taco's again?"
The audience laughs.
"Wheeler, I'm going to…"
Yugi interrupted Kaiba in mid-threat. "Hey Kaiba! Whats this?" He asked, pointing at Kaiba's newest project.
"Is this what your going to use to kill Yugi?" Joey asked.
"Yes. Yes it is." Kaiba answered.
Yugi and Joey got wide eyed. "Come on, Kaiba… tell us how your going to kill me today!" Yugi begged.
"No."
Joey turned to the cameras. "DO YOU WANT KAIBA TO TELL US HOW HE'S GONNA KILL YUGE!"
The audience cheers.
"WE CANT HEAR YOU! I SAID DO YOU WANT KAIBA TO TELL US HOW HE'S GONNA KILL YUGI TODAY!"
The audience goes crazy with cheers and shouts.
"Ok, Ok, Ok!" Kaiba said as he turned to what looked like a robot. "I call this the Killbot 2.0."
"What happened to Killbot 1.0?" Yugi asked.
"Well, that one was a prototype… it blew up during the test run. Then there was Killbot 1.5… but Mokuba's stupid ass poured Coke on its and it short circuited. But THIS ONE is perfect! Behold the armor. Its Titanium steel… the only thing that can hurt it is something else that's titanium." Kaiba explained. He then took out a pointer and pointed at some blueprints pinned to a wall. Yugi and Joey sat on the ground with there legs crossed and their heads on their hands as they watched Kaiba's presentation. "By inserting a picture of Yugi into the slot, shown here, Killbot will stop at NOTHING to destroy you… hence killing you, shown here, and exacting my revenge once and for all! Hahahahaha!
The audience "ooohhed" and "aaahhed"
Yugi stood up and took a picture of the Killbot with an old camera, then took the picture out as it came out through a slot in the front. "So let me see if I understand this correctly… NOTHING can hurt this robot but titanium?" Kaiba shook his head. "Nope. All the dumb luck in the world wont be able to save you this time, Yugi!"
Yugi put the picture of the Killbot into the slot. "And this thing stops at nothing until it destroys its prey, right?" Yugi asked. "That's right! Now I hope your prepared for …" Kaiba finally realized what Yugi did. "YOU SON OF A …"
The audience begins laughing like crazy.
"DESTROY… DESTORY…" The Killbot said as it was activated.
"NOOOO! DON'T DESTROY! DON'T DESTROY!"
The Killbot fired twenty heat-seeking missles. They all went in every which direction, then stopped for a moment, zeroed in on the Killbot, then shot directly at it. The audience is still laughing like crazy.
"HIT THE DIRT! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Joey yelled as he dove behind a lab table. Yugi and Kaiba weren't too far behind him. The missles hit the Killbot which resulted in a HUGE explosion, making a hole in the floor. Mako's face appeared in the hole as he saw Yugi, Kaiba, and Joey. "The hell are you guys doing?" He asked confused.
"YUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Kaiba shouted
"Opps…" Yugi said as the screen got smaller and smaller into a sphere shape around Yugi. "My bad!" Yugi said as the screen went black and the audience is heard laughing and cheering like crazy.
The Yugi and Kaiba Show will return after this word from out sponcers!
Location : Pootiezonga Mansion : 5:14pm
Mai came into the house all hot and sweaty, wearing a lumberjack outfit. She was helping with the set for the Dragon Ball Z/ Final Fantasy fight. She walked into the kitchen to get something to drink when she saw Marik and Mako on the couch playing video games.
"OVER THERE! HE RAN OVER THERE!" Marik shouted.
"GET HIM! ILL BACK YOU UPT!" Mako shouted.
"SURROUND HIS ASS! SURROUND HIM!"
"FIRE!"
An explosion was heard on the TV.
"YEAH! WE WON!" Mako shouted.
"YEEEEEEAHH BABY!" Marik shouted.
Mai walked up to the two of them, interrupting their victory celebration. "What the hell are you two doing in here playing XBOX Live! Why aren't you outside helping everyone else?"
"We were helping! But they sent us inside. They said we were too lazy and we got in the way. That and Marik here got a craving for barbequed lizards!" Mako said, not looking up from the TV.
"Shut up Mako! You ate more than I did!" Marik said, shoving Mako.
"Whatever. Im going back outside." Mai turned and started walking, but she suddenly fell in to the hole that was caused by the explosion of the Killbot.
"Watch that first step, Mai! It's a lu-lu!" Marik shouted.
"KISS… MY… ASS…!" Mai shouted from Kaiba's secret room.
"… You promise… OH FUCK! I JUST DIED!"
Location : Spike TV Set on Old Pootietang property : 5:20pm
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Rex Raptor
"Mokuba's ass needs to go! I mean, he's been annoying everyone on the set!"
Scene switches to Mokuba pulling random pranks on the stagehands, followed by some of the stagehands chasing Mokuba down.
"He even had the nerves to pinch the asses of the make-up ladies… I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE DOING THAT, DAMMIT!"
Suddenly, a pair of hands starts massaging Rex, instantly calming him down. "Ooooohhh, damn… you Spike TV girls are somethin' else… you really know how to give a kick ass massage… wanna go back to my room and get down on some REAL massages?" Rex turned around to see none other than Bernadette rubbing his shoulders.
"I would love to Rexy-Pie!" Bernadette said in here seductive voice.
Rex jumped up from the chair, knocking the camera down to where we can only see their feet. "DON'T FUCKIN COME NEAR ME OR I'LL BLAST YOUR ASS!" He shouted.
"OOOooohhh… you promise!"
Rex's feet takes off running off camera, with Bernadette in hot pursuit.
Immunity Challenge! HOODY HOO!
Location : Jungle : 6:30pm
Jeff is sitting at the control panel inside one of the trailors as he turns to address the public. On the control panel, each of the monitors showed Yugi, Joey, Mako, Mai, Kaiba, Mokuba, Marik, and Rex.
"Welcome to the Immunity Challenge. This time around, since there's only one tribe, its every Duelist for themselves! So whoever wins, they CANNOT be voted off the island. Now, this next challenge is called, Battle Royale! Each of the survivors are in different parts of the Jungle, and they must search each other out, then beat the other til there's only one standing. The duelist who survives wins the immunity! As usual, once they see the flare, that's the cue to begin!"
Jeff then walks outside and fires a flare into the air.
The scene shifts to Mokuba, who's walking around trying to find his brother. "If I could just find Seto, he'll protect me from those other assholes… then I can go back to playing more pranks… got my itching powder right here and my…"
"AY YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!"
Mokuba froze in his tracks. "WHAT WAS THAT!" Just then, a wooden bat connected with Mokuba's skull, knocking the little boy unconscience.
Mako walked up from behind him, wearing camaflauge face paint and camaflauge clothing. "Easy prey…" he said as he jumped back into the bushes.
MOKUBA IS OUT!
Mai walked the Jungle with her twin desert eagles. "I'm gonna bust some caps in bitches asses once they have the balls to show themselves!" she said boldly. Watching her from one side of the field was Rex, and from the other side, was Marik. The screen turned into a split screen as both Rex and Marik both said, "I'm gonna kick her ass, then rape her!" Then, out of the blue, they both popped out of the bushes and charged at Mai. She didn't raise her guns however. She didn't even look scared. She waited for them to get close enough, then jumped up into the air. Rex and Marik's skulls connected with one another, instantly knocking them both out. Mai landed on the ground in front of them.
"Stupid asses. Didn't even break a sweat to take those morons down."
(WHACK!)
Mai had a shocked look on her face as she fell to her knees, then flat on her face on the ground.
Mako stood behind her, then gave his battle cry.
"AY YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!"
Then, the fisherman duelist executed 4 backflips before disappearing into the brush again.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
"MARIK, REX, AND MAI ARE OUT!"
The scene suddenly shifts to another part of the jungle, where Kaiba has Joey in a headlock. "Fuckin give up you mutt! Don't think I wont hesistate to snap your fuckin neck!" Kaiba said as he tightened the lock. Joey's face started turning red. Rather than try to break free, Joey and a huge rock in his hand. With the little bit of power he had left, he reached around and lashed the rock across Kaiba's face. Kaiba feel down with a frusterated yelp…
(Author's Note: If you're a Seto Kaiba fan, I strongly suggest you skip this next scene, because I wrote it JUST for Joey fans!)
As Kaiba was on the ground holding his face, Joey kicked him in the head, then got on top of him and started whaling on him like crazy, taking a break every once in a while to slam his head into the ground to let his fists rests, then started punching again.
"THIRD RATE DUELIST AM I! DOG, HUH? AND IM A MONKEY RIGHT! WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MONKEY IS KICKING YOUR STUPID BITCH ASS, DOESN'T IT, KAIBA!
Yami Yugi came out of nowhere and pulled Joey off of Kaiba. "Calm down Joey… He's out cold." Joey spit on Kaiba while he was down, then kicked dirt on him.
(OK Kaiba Fans! Its ok for you to read now!)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
"KAIBA IS OUT!"
Yami Yugi and Joey got into fighting stances. "Joey… you're my best friend, but that doesn't mean I'm going to hold back in this fight."
"Me either man! Don't go easy on me because were friends. Otherwise you could give me ALL your rarest cards and I still wont forgive you!"
Yami smiled, then got ready to launch an attack, when another whacking sound was heard.
"Hey Yugi, did you hear that… Yugi?"
Yami Yugi hit the ground, unconscience. "Yugi! Yuge?" Joey shouted. But then he had a thought. "Nice try man. Tryin' ta play possum so that I lower my guard, then have you kick my ass! Nice try, but I INVENTED that technique! Now im gonna…."
(WHACK!)
Joey hit the ground unconscience. Mako appeared behind him, and gave his battle cry one last time.
"AY YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!"
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
YUGI AND JOEY ARE OUT! THE WINNER IS MAKO TSUNAMI!
Jeff ran up to congratulate Mako. "Congratulations, Mako! You've won the Immunity Challenge! Which means you cannot be voted off the island! Now when our survivors come to, we will…"
(WHACK!)
Jeff hits the ground unconscience. Mako dove back into the bushes, only leaving his battle cry…
" AY YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!"
Location : Tribal Council : 10:52pm
Everyone stood before Jeff, holding ice packs over the spots where they got hit by Mako's bat. Everyone including Jeff.
"Hey, sorry guys… I guess I got a little bit too into that one, huh?" Mako said, trying to break the silence.
"… Bitch, you better sleep with one eye open." Marik said angrily.
"ANYWAYS, welcome to the first tribal council that involves all of you… I've got a fuckin throbbing headache, so hurry the fuck up and vote so I can take some pain killers and go to bed."
Yami Yugi walked up to the voting box. "Since I cant vote for Mako's bitch ass, bye Mokuba."
Yami Yugi returned, followed by Kaiba. "Wheeler, I don't know how you survived this long, but your next on my kill list!"
Kaiba returned, followed by Joey. "Kaiba, as much as I hate you, I hate Mokuba just as much. His annoying ass has GOT to go!"
Joey returned, followed by Rex. "Mokuba, you've been a pain in the ass for WAY too long! This time, your gone!"
As soon as everyone was done, Jeff counted the votes, then read them off. "Mokuba… douse your own fuckin torch and get off the island. The tribe has spoken! I'm out of here… I feel dizzy…"
Security picked Mokuba up and carried him away, with another officer dousing his torch. "Seto! HELP!" Mokuba shouted, trying to kick himself free. The other duelists walked back to the mansion, shaken from the blows to their head.
"Mokuba! Just take care of Kaiba Corp, ok?" Kaiba yelled.
"Oh… OK SETO!" Mokuba called out.
"Now… I'm gonna go home… rest up, and kill Yugi… no… scratch that… I'm killing Wheeler's scrawny ass first! Then I'm gonna…" Kaiba collapsed to the ground from dizziness.
So we end tonight's show by saying… Kids… DO NOT hit others in the head with a wooden baseball bat… the results are NOT cool… and you could have a lawsuit put on you. Ok, I did my part, so NOBODY can use the, "Shortstop189 hit people with bats in his story!" excuse!
Ladies and Gentlemen, yet another duelist has been voted off… but what who's next? Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style! Ok, wait… Mokuba isn't a Duelist either… but the rest are! Just thought I would get that out in the open!
OK Everyone! Please R&R!