Ok guys, I realize that the last chapter was kinda boring… and I deeply apologize for that. Now this chapter, It's back to Survivor! I hope this makes up for everything! Here's Chapter 11!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Survivor, nor any of the songs I'm using in this fan fic. They all have very caring owners that they belong to!

The Dust cleared… debris still fell from the walls. Rex, Mai, Marik and Mako came out from their hiding spots. Mai punched Rex in the back of the head.

"OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Rex shouted as he held his head.

"IT WAS FOR GRABBING MY BOOBS DURING THAT EXPLOSION!" Mai shot back.

"HEY! YOU LOOKED SCARED, SO I WAS TRYING TO CONSUL YOU!"

Mai punched Rex again. This time in the face. "That's for fuckin' lying about it!" Then she delivered a spinning heel kick to Marik, which caught him in the face as well. "AND THAT'S FOR GRABBING MY ASS DURING THAT EXPLOSION! YOU STUPID FUCKING PERVERTS!" Marik went down hard, holding his face all the while.

Mako walked forward. "Yugi! Joey! Kaiba! Are you alright!"

The three Duelists got off the ground. "We… we won…" Yami muttered. They each looked at their cards as Timaeus, Hermos, and Critias returned to card from.

"YEEEAAHH! STUPID AS POKEMON AINT GOT SHIT ON YU-GI-OH!" Joey cheered. "I guess this wasn't a total loss." Kaiba said. "We completely fucked this place up!"

"Take that, Pegasus! You shouldn't be so damn gay!" Rex shouted.

The Kaiba Corp. helicopter landed as Jeff ran inside and looked around the demolished factory. "Why doesn't this surprise me…?" The Duelists smiled at Jeff. "What were those three big ass birds we saw hauling ass out of here?" Jeff asked.

"WHAT? YOU MEAN THOSE BITCHES RAN AWAY!" Kaiba yelled.

"Its alright. They know they're no match for us." Yami Yugi said.

The Industrial Illusions workers, as well as Kemo and Croquet, came out to thank the Duelists. "Thank you SO much for saving us!" said a female worker.

"Unfortunatly, we've got some bad news." Croquet said. "What now.." Kaiba said.

"Those terrorists somehow hacked into the Card Vault and destroyed every last card!" Kemo said in a panic.

"WHAT?" The Duelists shouted. Kemo and Croquet lead them to the Card Vault. The Huge door was, in fact, open, and all that remained was a large pile of ashes.

"…aint that a bitch…" Rex said. Joey punched the nearby walk… his fist went right through it due to the explosion. "FUCK! THOSE BASTARDS WON AFTER ALL!"

"Duel Monsters is finished…" Mai said sadly

"No… no its not!" Yami Yugi said.

"Forget it, Yugi. If there's no Duel Monster Cards under the kid's Christmas Tree, they wont wanna play anymore" Marik said.

"That wont happen! We'll just have to make new cards!" Yami said, trying to lighten the mood.

"You Jackass! Do you have any IDEA what your daying?" Kaiba roared. "That's damn there over a million cards… in two hours!"

"And all of our delivery truck drivers have gone home for the holidays… It's hopeless." Croquet said sadly.

"Unless… you have a plan, Yuge?" Joey said.

"I do! Everyone! Meet me in the card factory!"

Five minutes later, everyone was in the card factory, wondering what Yugi was planning. Yami returned, with a Santa costume and a sleigh that was found in the storage room.

"Ok, here's my idea… you workers make as many cards as you can before 12am… then Kaiba will dress up as Santa Claus and deliver all the cards using this sick ass jet powered sleigh I found in the storage room… I put the reindeer on the front for shits and giggles!"

"HOLD ON!" Kaiba shouted. "WHO THE HELL SAID KAIBA WOULD DO THIS STUPID ASS TASK!"

"Because YOURE the tallest one here… the Santa suit will only fit you!" Yami said, trying not to laugh.

"YOU IGNORANT SLUT! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I SURE AS FUCK AREN'T DOING THIS! YOU BETTER GET THAT FISHERMAN OVER THERE TO DO IT! HE'S DAMN THERE BIGGER THAN ME!"

Mako walked up to Kaiba and put his hand on his shoulder. "I'd love to Kaiba… but the last time I checked… this place was called KAIBA Corporation… not Mako Corp. This is YOUR ass riding on the line… not mine."

Kaiba snatched the suit from Yugi and started walking to the back, cussing like a madman.

Yugi turned to the others. "He's gonna do it!" He then turned to the Industrial Illusions workers. It's all up to you guys… we did our part, and now its YOUR turn to save Christmas!"

"We'll do our best! RIGHT EVERYBODY?" said one of the workers. The workers all cheered and immediately got to work on crafting new Duel Monsters cards.

(SONG TIME!)

(Ok guys, Do you watch Futurama? If so, have you seen the episode, "A Tale of Two Santas"? If so, you want to sing this song to the tune of the Neptunian Elves' work song. If not… try your best to improvise, ok?

Workers: We are free and fairly sober,
with so many cards to build.
The machines are kind of tricky
prob'ly someone will be killed.
But we gladly work for nothing...

Rex: Which is good, because we don't intend to pay…

Workers: The drones are back to work today! HOORAY!

We have just a couple hours
to make several billion cards,
and the labor isn't easy...

Mai: Then you'll all work extra hard!
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super-speed!

(Music and singing speeds up!)

Workers: It's back to work on Christmas Eve! Hooray...

Yami Yugi: And 'though your old, and shaken, and musty,
your pride will mask the pain.

Joey: Let my happy smile warm your heart!

Random Worker: (Walks up to Joey, with a Duel Disk mysteriously sticking out of his head) There's a Duel Disk lodged in my brain!

Workers: We are getting awfully tired
and we can't work any faster
and we're very, very sorry!

Kaiba: Why, you selfish little bastards!
Do you want the world to know that Kaiba's just a crummy empty-headed jerk!
(Kaiba kicks two of the worker men in their "jewels" and starts slapping random workers upside their heads as they all scatter back to work)

Then shut your traps and get back to work!

Workers: Now it's very nearly Christmas and we've done the best we could

Mako: All these cards are poorly painted...

Joey: And they're made from inferior wood.

Kaiba: I should give you all a beating, but I really have to fly...
(Kaiba presses a button on the jet powered sleigh and it takes off flying into the air, then out of sight.)

Marik : If I wasn't freezing my balls off, I'd harpoon you in the eye!

Workers: Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye!

Yami Yugi: You did the best you could, I guess that some of these Kuriboh are okay!

Workers: Hooray! We're adequate!

Duelists and the Workers: Yu-Gi-Oh! have rescued Christmas day! HOORAY!

(End of Song)

And so, Kaiba flew through the night, dropping off cards on Every doorstep… how he knew which house had kids that played Duel Monsters is beyond me. But Kaiba Claus flew from Asia to Africa, Australia to Newark, then complained,

"How's Santa stay fat, man? This shit is hard work!"

Kaiba eventually flew to Kanto. He thought to himself, "That was one hell of a Christmas they put us through… Maybe I should give them something in return!" He suddenly flipped a U-turn, then came back a few minutes later with a large package, then dropped it in the middle of Pallet Town. And they heard him exclaim as he put on a sneer,

"Pull this shit again and I'll kill you next year!"

Then, Kaiba stepped on the gas and hauled ass out of site as a huge explosion went off behind him.

His cell phone rang a couple minutes later. "Kaiba." He answered.

"Hows the delivery going, Kaiba?" Yami Yugi asked on the other line.

"A fuckin cakewalk. I left a little present to those Pokemon bastards and… WHAT A DAMN SECOND! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY CELL PHONE NUMBER!"

"Mokuba."

"I am going to strangle that little… ANYWAYS, its going fine. Now get off the damn phone so I can finish!"

"Ok, cool. Hey, were all going back to Destiny Island, so meet us there."

"Fine. Oh, and Yugi?"

"Kaiba?"

"Don't EVER fuckin call my cell phone again!"

"Whatever bitch. Bye."

CLICK!

Kaiba closed his flip phone and went back to his job. A few hours later, Kaiba had finished his world tour, and headed back to Destiny Island. He crashed his sleigh in front of the snowy field facing the Pootiezonga Mansion, then crashed out on his bed.

What a night for the Duelists, but it was all over.

Immunity Challenge! WOOO! BET U MISSED THOSE!

Location : Middle of the Island : 9:45am

Everyone faced Jeff as he got ready to explain the next Immunity Challenge.

"First of all, I just want to say, Merry Christmas everyone!" Jeff said.

"Merry Christmas Jeff!" The Duelists said back.

"Hey, is Bernadette here?" Rex asked.

"No, she went home for the holidays."

"Hallelujah Day!" Rex said with tears in his eyes from happiness.

"Ok, now today's Immunity Challenge, seeing as how its Christmas, is… Wait, were's Seto?"

"He must still be asleep." Mai said.

"Hang on, I'll get him." Said Yami as he walked back towards the Pootiezonga Mansion.

"No, Yugi, no. Come back here!" Jeff pleaded.

"Don't worry. I'm just gonna bring Kaiba here." Yami said as he kept walking.

"…THAT'S what im afraid of…"

Yami Yugi walked all the way back to the Pootiezonga Mansion and into Kaiba's room as he saw the young CEO exhausted from his midnight ride the night before. Yami leaned in towards Kaiba's ear.

"Kaiba…" Yami whispered in a really low voice. "Oh Kaiba…Wake up Seto…"

Still, Kaiba continued to snore. He wasn't really in the blankets. He was laid out wearing a wife beater and his boxers. Yugi walked into the bathroom, and filled up a large bucket full of cold water, then walked back to Kaiba with a HUGE grin on his face, trying his hardest not to laugh.

"Kaiba…" His whispered one last time.

Finally, he dumped the large bucket full of ice cold water on Kaiba and shouted, "RISE AND SHINE! IMMUNITY CHALLENGE TIME, BABY! WOOOOOO!"

Kaiba jumped up from his bed and grabbed his covers as he shrieked from the cold water. Yami laughed so hard he almost fell on the floor.

Kaiba looked at Yami and his face turned bright red. He ran to his closet and started pulling out some clothes.

"DAMMIT YOU SON OF A BITCH! IM GONNA KILL YOU THIS TIME! NO LIE! IM GONNA REALLY FUCK YOU UP! HAND ME MY SHIRT!"

Yami, still laughing, reached over and handing Kaiba his shirt. Kaiba put it on, still yelling at Yami.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, THEN BURN YOUR CORPSE AND FEED IT TO THE WOLVES! THEN IM GONNA HEX YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT TO HELL! HAND ME MY BOOTS!"

Yami handed Kaiba his boots, still laughing all the while. Then Yami helped Kaiba put on his white rock star like jacket. As soon as that was done, Yam Yugi bolted out of the room, then Kaiba reached under his bed and pulled out a large bat with spikes sticking out of it, then pursued his long time rival.

The two of them ran out towards the snowy field, where the Immunity Challenge is taking place. Yami hid behind Jeff.

"Probst! YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ANAL CRUSADER BEFORE I PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!" Kaiba yelled.

"Calm down Kaiba… u might cause an avalanche on Mt. Four Winds!" Yami Yugi said from behind Jeff.

"Ok, now that we're all here, today's Immunity Challenge is Snow Forts! Its pretty much a snowball fight! Last person standing wins Immunity! But, this wouldn't be Survivor: Duelist Style of we didn't Jazz it up a bit, so the snowballs you will be using have a special chip inside… when your hit, you'll get an electric shock… like from Pikachu! Hahaha!"

The Duelists all groaned as they pelted Jeff with snowballs.

"That's not funny, Probst!" Mai yelled.

"Yeah! DO NOT mention ANYTHING that has to do with Pokemon around us!" Marik yelled.

Jeff stepped back. "Right, right… sorry… anyways, Survivor's ready?"

The Duelists each picked up a bag of special snowballs and zeroed in on their targets. Guess who Kaiba had in his sights.

"GO!"

And with that, the snowballs flew! Everyone was diving and tossing all over the place. It looked like a friendly snowball war, until Yami Yugi somehow hit Kaiba in his "no-no's". Kaiba was shocked, then frozen. "Y-Y-Yugi… I-I-I'm g-g-gonna…"

KAIBA IS OUT!

Mako grabbed a snowball, then had a serious grin on his face. "Time to go… Jungle Style! Ay Yi Yi Yi Yi!"

Suddenly, Mako was hit and zapped by a barrage of snowballs! "Don't think so, squid for brains!" Rex shouted. Mako was paralyzed.

MAKO IS OUT!

Snowball after snowball flew as Mai, then Marik, til it was a triangular stare down between Yami Yugi, Joey, and Rex. Joey began to sweat… then his short temper got the best of him.

"TAKE THIS, DINO-BOY!" Joey jumped up, then switched directions and threw a snowball, hitting Yami Yugi right in the face!

"Joey, you clever son of a b-b-bit.." Yami tried to say through his paralysis.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, WHEELER!" Rex said as he threw a snowball right at Joey's head. The screen suddenly went into bullet time as Joey leaned back slowly (Author's Note: Remember The Matrix? THAT'S what I'm talking about when I mean Bullet Time for those of you who don't know.) and three snowballs flew directly past him. Then he pulled back and it went into Bullet Time again as he jumped up and stayed in the air for like 5 seconds, then hit Rex with two snowballs, paralyzing him!

"SON OF A MOTHERLESS FUCK!" Rex shouted.

Jeff blew his whistle.

"TWEEET!"

"Rex is out! Joey is the winner of the Immunity Challenege!" Joey started to do a little victory dance. "I'M BAD! YOU KNOW IT! I'M BAD! I SHOW IT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY! JOEY! THAT'S WHO!"

"I—am—going—to—kick—your—ass!" Kaiba muttered.

"Don't worry survivors. Your paralysis will wear off in 30 minutes. Til then, enjoy your Christmas. Tomorrow we'll have the Tribal Meeting!" Jeff said as he ran back to the CBS Campsite. "Gotta get home… my wife is going to kill me!"

Location : Pootiezonga Mansion : 10:36am

The Duelists were all back inside as they each opened a present from the CBS executives. Joey got a new Duel Disk. Rex got a stuffed Megazowler doll. Marik got a chess set. Mai got the make up she wanted so badly. Mako got a fishing rod. Kaiba and Yugi had yet to open their presents from CBS… because they each got one for the other. Kaiba unwrapped his gift, staring at Yugi the whole time. As he opened the box, a raunchy smell filled the room, nearly wilting the tree and causing everyone to cover their noses.

"DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" Mai shouted.

"It smells like a fuckin' corpse!" Marik said.

Kaiba pulled out a horse's head, with blood dripping from the bottom. "Thanks a lot you stupid motherfucker." Kaiba said.

"Hey, I was at the meat market the other day, and that head just SCREAMED out Kaiba!" Yami said with a big smile on his face.

"Whatever. Open my gift now, fucker."

Yami began to open the package. Suddenly, the Millennium Puzzle began to flash. Yami quickly ran to the nearest window, opened it, and chucked the package as high as he could into the air. The package exploded, and a red, lava like substance fell to the snow covered ground as it melted its way to the bottom. Yami Yugi shot an angered look at Kaiba.

"WAS THAT FUCKIN' NAPALM?"

Kaiba smiled. "It sure was!"

"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH NAPALM! AWWWW, COME HERE YOU BIG LUG!"

Yami and Kaiba began to hug. "Merry Christmas Jackass!" Kaiba said

"Merry Christmas, tater nuts!" Yami replied.

Joey jumped on the couch. "Come on guys! Lets watch the rest of Lil Jon Saves Christmas! I taped the rest of it before we left the other day!"

Everyone gathered around the TV. It was a Christmas to remember!

Location : Mai's bedroom… Pootiezonga Mansion : 1:23am

Two unknown figures snuck into Mai's bedroom. A flashlight came on as the two went straight for Mai's underwear drawer.

"So… what did you say this was called again?" Marik asked.

"A Panty Raid." Rex replied.

"Sweet… hey, are you sure Mai's gone?"

"Yeah! I saw her leave when she went walking outside with Wheeler. That dopey bastard might get lucky, but we get to go through Mai's panties!"

"SCORE!"

"SSHH! She may be gone, but we don't want no one to know were in here!"

"Oh, right…"

Marik held up the flashlight as he and Rex rummaged through Mai's thongs. Rex grabbed a pair and sniffed them deeply. "OOOOOOOHHHH SHIT!"

"Whats wrong, Rex?"

"Mai must have bought her after shave cream from that store Bed, Bath, and Beyond! Damn that smells good…"

"Her shaving cream… u mean when she shaves her cha-cha?"

"Exactly!"

Marik took out a pair and sniffed them… but threw them back, gagging. "GOD DAMN! I DON'T THINK SHE WASHED DOWN THERE AFTER SHE PUT THIS PAIR ON! SMELL THIS SHIT"

Rex took the panties and threw them over his shoulder. "Fuck no! I don't want that raunchy shit in my nose!"

Suddenly, the lights flipped on, and Mai stood there, VERY VERY angry, in her night gown, with the panties on her head that Rex had tossed backwards. Rex and Marik slowly turned around with the deer in the headlights look on their faces.

"Hi… Mai.. we were… um… putting away your laundry! Right Marik?" Rex said nervously.

Marik was still frozen from shock.

Mai took the panties off of her head, then pulled out her famous twin desert eagle pistols.

"…IM ABOUT TO GET JOLLY ON YOUR NAUGHTY ASSES!"

The cameras zoom in on the Pootiezonga Mansion as Rex and Marik busts the door down and hauls ass outside, with Mai in hot pursuit, firing her guns all the while!

Location : Tribal Council : December 26th : 10:57pm

The Pootiezongas stood before Jeff Probst at the latest Tribal Council. Jeff looked at Rex and Marik, who was bandaged in many places due to Mai's random firing.

"…I wont even ask…" Jeff said. "Ok everyone, do you all feel rested up from your adventure at Industrial Illusions?"

"Yep. Fit as a fiddle!" Mako said.

"And how was your Christmas?" Jeff asked.

"I was great after we got that damn horse head smell out of the fuckin living room." Kaiba said.

"Alright then. Let the voting begin. Yugi, do you thing. And remember, since Joey won the Immunity Challenge, he cannot be voted off."

Yami Yugi walked up to the voting box. "Mako… Fit as a fiddle? Sorry, but you've gotta go!"

Mai went next. "Mako, If you think I forgotten about the last Immunity Challenge, your sadly mistaken! Rex and Marik's bitch asses are next!"

Finally, everyone was done voting. Jeff tallied up the votes, then read them off. "Ok, one for Mako, another for Mako… one for Yugi… One for Mako… One for Kaiba… One for Mako… and one for Kaiba… Ok Mako, bring me your torch."

Mako gave Jeff his torch. The Torch was doused and broken in half. "Mako Tsunami, the tribe has spoken. We thank you for surviving this long. As for the rest of you, rest up for the next day!"

Everyone, sans Kaiba, said their goodbyes to Mako, then went back to the mansion.

(CAMERA TIME)

Mako Tsunami

"I was SO close to winning that cash and the rare cards… I would have been like Pegasus… only straight. OH WELL! THERE WILL BE OTHER SURVIVORS! UNTIL THEN… MY FRUIT PUNCH AWAITS!"

Mako jumped up from his seat in front of the camera, then took off running towards the ocean and swam out of sit. Joey appeared in the camera as he watched Mako swim away. "Damn, I feel bad for him getting voted off… anyone who can swim across a fuckin' ocean has GOT to be one hell of a guy… but hey! It leaves room for the TRUE survivor, Joey Wheeler! Ha ha!"

And so, the holidays pass on Destiny Island as another adventure closes. But what's in store for our survivors next episode? Will the Pokemon Trainers exact futher revenge on the Pootiezongas? Probably not…Kaiba blew Kanto to hell! But one thing's for certain… they will find another way to fuck with the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast… we just don't know when. GEEZ I'M SCARED NOW! SOMEONE HOLD ME!

We are down to 6 Survivors! I honestly cant believe this Fan Fic lasted this long! And I have all of you to thank for that! So thank you SO much from the bottom of my heart! And I apologize one more time if the Pokemon Vs. Yu-Gi-Oh! fight was boring… I kinda rushed through that so I can get us back to the humor. But in the meantime, please R&R… and don't be too harsh with me, ok?