Sorry, deleted it accidently somehow when reading over it. Sorry if you've read the chapter already!

Usual disclaimer

"Well that was a really weird turn of events!" says Beastboy scratching his head. "When's the show anyhow?"

"One week." says Robin, looking through some music sheets.

"WHAT?"

Raven storms out being followed by Starfire. "There is NO way I'm getting on stage!" Raven fumes.

"But friend Raven," pleads Starfire. "The children are counting on us! It would be truly unfair to them for us to…"

"The answer's still NO!"

"Got stage fright huh?" says Beastboy giving her a nudge.

"Well… no, but." she blushes and sweats. "But it's probably some scheme by the Penguin to get us, I just know it!"

"But helping out the needy is what we do." says Starfire. "Remember when we held the tour for the heart foundation children on Valenteens (Robin: "Valentines") Valencetines day? Do you not wish to bring the same joy?"

"Err…" points out Robin. "Don't you remember that Gizmo and gang trashed the tower while the tour distracted us, leaving the entire city vulnerable to a massacre of the Joker (See the fiction 'The Joker')?"

"That is beside the point…"

"Come on guys!" moans Raven. "We can't possibly perform, not with Gizmo and Mammoth AND Jinx still out there! We have more important things to do. This is serious business here; I know it may be unfair for the kids, but they have to learn that all life isn't a walk in the park!"

"Isn't park being stationary vehicles?" says Starfire.

Raven groans. "Sorry Starfire, but this is no time to start acting like idiots…"

(Cyborg from the bathroom and Raven holds her head in shame. Song in Little Richard's version on Sesame Street. Alternatively you can try and imagine a jazz or Ray Charles version of the song if you havn't heard the Littel Richard version Which I believe is the best!)

Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky; I'm awfully fond of you.

(Beastboy grabs his saxophone)
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise

(Cyborg bursts out with white tux and slides a piano to him)
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(Starfire and Robin grab their guitars)
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(Together)(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
(Raven looks on distraught as they start jamming and dancing to the soap suds)
Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
(Cyborg's army of mechanical rubber duckies is marched along by Silkie in sun glasses)
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
(Whole tower is in suds with the 'band' still playing. Bestboy saxaphone solo.)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of yoooouuuu.

"Booyah! This is gonna be great!" says Cyborg packing away everything in a press of a button. Soap suds fly out of the tower to the bemusement of the passers by.

"I can't believe we're doing this…" sighs Raven and she begins looking through the music.

"Thankyou friend Raven, I knew we could count on you!" smiles Starfire and gives her a genuine Starfire hug (Which is also a trademark move by some professional wrestlers) Raven gasps for air as she is let down again.

"Think of all the fun!" says Cyborg still dancing to the ducky song.

"Think of bringing down the house!" says Robin, dreaming of locking up the Penguin.

"Think of all the beautiful women!" says Beastboy, tilting his shades.

Raven sighs. "You guys are insane, do you know that?" Bestboy holds his nose and spurts bubbles from his ears.

…

A very large craft hovers over earth's atmosphere with a cloaking device so intricate, only Gizmo's fine genius can track it (He has a little satellite army in orbit which had smashed into the great thing!) The Gordonian pilots, iguana resembling aliens in orange armour sat at the controls of the vessel, intent on performing their task by their employer.

Blackfire smiles…