So I take It you guys didn't like the whole side story thing. Don't worry. No more of those. And to Ametu's Lover, I don't hate you for that review… TOO MUCH! No, I'm playin. I don't hate you, but here is what you all have been waiting for! Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Survivor, nor any of the songs I'm using in this fan fic. They all have very caring owners that they belong to!

Joey Wheeler, Mai Valentine, Rex Raptor, and Marik Ishtar all sat in the living room doing an activity. Joey, Marik, and Rex played Playstation 2, and Mai was reading a glamour magazine. It was one of those boring Sunday afternoons with nothing to do but sit around the house and be lazy (don't you just love those?).

Suddenly, Yami Yugi busts in, surprising everyone.

"Hey guys! I just got a great idea! Um… where's Kaiba?" Yami asked.

"He's in that lab of his planning his next plan to kill you." Mai replied.

"Figures. Oh well. Hey, you guys feel like adding fuel to the fire?" Yami asked.

"Huh?" Joey, Rex, and Marik said.

"You know… add insult to injury!" Yami said excited.

"Yuge." Joey said. "We have NO idea what the FUCK you are talking about."

"I'll explain along the way… now come on… unless you would rather just sit around being bored." Yami said.

"Who says were bored!" Marik said

"Yeah, were having the time of our lives!" Rex said excitedly.

Yami crossed his arms. "Then why the hell are you getting ready to hit yourself in the head with an empty glass bottle of Crush soda?"

Rex looked over his head and noticed he was in fact about to club himself with an empty bottle.

(Side note: Crush soda is SOOOO good! I had some on my spring break! Best soda in the world!)

"… Ok, lets go." Rex said, tossing the bottle aside.

Yami and the others left the house, with Yami saying, "… and CBS already approved of this!"

Meanwhile on the other side of the world…

In an average suburbian American home, A young boy is sitting on the couch watching the end of a tv show. He then calls out to his family.

"HEY! MAMA! PAPA! SIS! ITS COMING ON!"

The sister quickly hung up the phone as she came running down the stairs, followed by the father. The mother came in the room from the kitchen holding a large bowl of popcorn.

"This is it! I cant wait to see what happens today!" The father said excitedly.

"Do you think Kaiba is going to kill Yugi today, dad?" The son asked.

"Probably not…. But its fun to watch!" the father replied.

"Who do you think will get voted off?" The sister asked.

"I hope it's Marik. That guy is weird!" The mom said.

"Not me! Said the sister. I hope its that pervert, Rex Raptor!"

"No way!" the son said. "Who will that fat chick harass if Rex gets voted off!"

"Now now." The dad said. "You shouldn't make fun of people just because they have a few extra pounds. I mean, your mother used to be like that…" The father turned his head.

"Til she got liposuction…"

"Ssshhh! Its coming on!" the mother said.

Suddenly, a bunch of Duel Monsters appeared on the TV, followed by Rex Raptor.

(SONG TIME! WOO!)

(Sing this song in the tune of the Pokerap… if you've ever seen that catchy crap.)

Rex: Hey kids! You think you know Yu-Gi-Oh?

Yami Yugi: TAKE THE CHALLENGE, TAKE, TAKE THE CHALLENGE!

Kid Chorus: Fairy's Gift, Dark Elf, Hane Hane, Beaver Warrior, Bickuribox, Battle Ox…

Joey: AWESOME!

Kid Chorus: Celtic Guardian, Berfomet, Beta the Magnet Warrior, Curse of Dragon, Axe Raider, Jinzo, Dark Magician, Ryu-Kishin, Rogue Doll…

Mai: Come on now, your doing great! Bring it on down, see how you rate!

Yami Yugi: TAKE THE CHALLENGE, TAKE, TAKE THE CHALLENGE!

Kid Chorus: Dark Magician Girl, Shadow Ghoul, Suijin, Silver Fang, Red Eyes Black Dragon, Panther Warrior, Harpie Lady, Zoa, Time Wizard, Feral Imp, Dark Witch, Dragon Piper…

Marik: SING IT BABY!

Yami Yugi: TAKE THE CHALLENGE, TAKE, TAKE THE CHALLENGE!

Announcer: Yu-Gi-Oh! Weekdays at 4:30, 3:30 central and pacific, on Kids WB!

6 Duelists…

Yugi Muto… Joey Wheeler… Seto Kaiba… Rex Raptor… Mai Valentine… Marik Ishtar…

2 Prizes…

3 Million Dollars…. Treasure Chest full of rare cards…

WHO WILL BE THE WINNER? FIND OUT WHO GET'S THE BOOT TODAY ON…

Survivor! Outwit, Outplay, Outlast! Duelist Style!

Location : Sauna on old Pootietang Property : 12:37pm

Rex Raptor sat in the sauna, relaxing. It was New Years Eve, and of course, Rex was uptight.

"New Years Eve… yet ANOTHER year has gone by and I haven't been a champion since the Regionals… worse of all… I HAVENT GOTTEN LAID YET! Well who cares.. I just wanna relax now… just sit away and watch the day go by…"

Rex was on the verge of nodding off until his eyes shot open.

"My dino sense is tingling!" He thought.

"Hey! Who's out there! I'm trying to relax over here!"

Bernadette came out of the bushes wearing nothing but a beach towel around her. Rex's eyes bulged out of his head.

"What the hell do you want? GO AWAY!" Rex shouted, scared.

"I was hoping we could make some REAL steam, Rexy- baby!" Bernadette said as she eyed Rex's body.

"No… HELL NO! DON'T COME NEAR ME!" Rex said as he moved as far to the back of the sauna as he could.

Bernadette took off the bath towel and began to move toward the sauna. Rex, blinded from the site, began to panic.

"GET AWAY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"

"CATCH ME BABY!"

Bernadette jumped into the sauna. The water, along with Rex, began to flood out of the hole, splashing all over the area. Once Rex hit the ground, he immediately began to run for dear life. He left his clothes on the other side of the sauna. He was so terrified, he didn't notice that he was running through the jungle bare naked. The nude Rex Raptor eventually ran past Joey and Marik, who was taking a walk. Rex turn to them and shouted,

"DON'T GO IN THE SAUNA! THERES' A NAKE FAT BITCH!"

Then turned around and continued running. Joey and Marik, however, were wide-eyed at the site of their naked Tribal Member.

"Hey Marik… remember how I said the scariest thing I ever seen was the time your evil side unleashed the Winged Dragon of Ra on me in the Battle City Finals? Well I'd like to change that to… THAT…" Joey said as he pointed at Rex running naked.

"I'm going to have to say the same… I'll need the jaws of life to get that image out of my head…" Marik said, shaken.

Location : Middle of the Island : 1:14pm

Yami Yugi, Joey, Mai, Marik, and Rex were all called to the usual mingling spot. Apparently, Jeff Probst had another big announcement. They all talked amongst themselves, wondering why they were called out this time.

Yami suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to only get slapped in the face by a giant t-bone steak, by none other than Seto Kaiba. Yami wiped grease and gravy off of his face, angrily.

"DAMMIT KAIBA? WHAT THE FUCK?" he shouted.

Kaiba had the smug grin on his face this time. "I am SOO sorry Yugi… guess I cant control my 'meat'". He put his index and middle fingers on both corners of his mouth and let out a whistle. Kaiba moved out of sight as a lion jumped out of the jungle and began looking hungerly at the Duelists. Each of them froze, but Yami, no knowing what was going on, used his jacket to wipe the meat juice off of his face. The lion caught the scent of the meat on Yami and began to charge at him.

"What the deuce?" Yami said as he looked up. Then he shot a pissed off look at Kaiba. "I'm gonna get you for this!" he said as he turned and started running. The lion chased Yami Yugi around the area as Kaiba laughed his ass off and yelling.

"KILL HIS ASS! DON'T LEAVE A SINGLE STRAND OF THAT BASTARD!"

Yami soon got an idea. He ran back towards the Duelists. Joey, Marik and Rex dove out of the way, but Yami ran right past Mai and grabbed something from her.

"Hey! What the fuck did you just do, you fly-by-nights ass!" Mai shouted as she searched her body. "Hey… DID YOU TAKE MY PERFUME!"

Yami started spraying perfume all over his body, then he turned around. The Lion continued charging, but suddenly froze as a gold aura surrounded it's body and lifted it up into the air. Yami walked up to the lion, with the Millennium Puzzle flashed a dark gold, and began to say something to him in what appeared to be lion language. The Puzzle stopped flashing, and the aura let the lion down and disappeared. The Lion turned to Kaiba and charged at him!

"WHAT THE SHIT! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Kaiba began to run like crazy with the lion hot on his heels. The lion went for a huge chomp, catching the end of Kaiba's jacket, pulling him down.

"EAT HIM! EAT HIM!" Joey shouted.

"Hey Kaiba! I told the lion you have the meat! GIVE HIM THE MEAT, KAIBA!" Yami Yugi shouted.

Kaiba took the t-bone steak and threw it as far as he could into the jungle. The lion let go of his jacket and took off running after the meat. Kaiba got up, dusted himself off, and began to charge at Yami.

"IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT FROM YOUR DAMN THROAT!" Kaiba shouted.

Yami go into a fighting stance, but Jeff finally appeared before everybody. Kaiba stopped in his tracks and Yami turned towards him.

"Kaiba… Yugi… what are you guys doing now?"

"Nothing." Yami and Kaiba said.

"Then why did a large piece of steak just fly over my head, follow by a blood thirsty lion running past me?"

They both shrugged.

Joey began to think. "I wonder where that steak landed?"

Location : Jungle : 1:20pm

Maximillion Pegasus marched through the jungle, very pissed off. He was apparently looking for someone or something.

"First they vote me off the island, then they blow my company to hell! I'm gonna rip some asses apart!"

Suddenly, a large t-bone steak landed in Pegasus's hands.

"MMmmm! I haven't eaten yet either! This will go great with my Funny Bunny Comics, Red Wine Spritzer, and …"

Suddenly, the lion jumped Pegasus and began to maul him viciously.

"OH GOD! GET OFF ME! SOME ONE HELP! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!"

The Lion continued his assault while Pegasus yelled and screamed like a 5 year old girl.

Location : Middle of the Island : 1:23pm

The Pootiezongas gathered around as Jeff began his announcement.

"Ok guys, as you know, Today is New Year's Eve and you were forced to spend your holidays on this island." Jeff said.

"YEAH! CHRISTMAS WAS ALMOST RUINED AND THANKSGIVING… OH MAN, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT!" Joey shouted

Flashback…

Kaiba is chasing Yami Yugi around the living room with a large knife, Mako is eating fish, Joey, Mai, and Marik are fighting over random items on the table, and Rex is throwing dinner rolls, potato salad, and dressing at Bernadette, but misses with each item he threw. It was one hell of a Thanksgiving!

End of Flashback

Jeff shook his head. "Which is living proof that you guys cannot do ANYTHING without security supervison from hear on out!" he declared. "Anyways, with the whole Pokemon incident, and all the other things that you all been through, we were all talking, and we thought it would be a good idea to do something to reward YOU ALL!"

Marik slapped his forehead. "Here it comes! Your gonna fuckin make us do community service, aren't you?"

"NO!" Jeff shouted. "Get ready for this… you guys are going to be… the special guests on New Years Rockin' Eve with Dick Clark!"

The Pootiezongas eyes each lit up. "Do NOT bullshit us, Probst!" Yami Yugi said. "if your lying, I will send your ass to the Shadow Realm SO fast!

"Its not lie. You guys, despite all the trouble you've caused, deserve it!"

"This is SO great! NO MORE ROUGHING IT! WE GET TO PARTY!" Mai said.

"Oh yeah! And its at Time Square isn't it! That place is gonna be bumpin' like the city of Compton!" Joey shouted.

Rex had a large grin on his face. "Oh man… ALL THOSE GIRLS! IM GONNA GET LAID FOR SURE!"

Marik nodded his head. "WE ARE GONNA GET FUUUUKAY TONIGHT!"

Kaiba closed his eyes, nodded his head, and smiled as he crossed his arms. "I'll get to kill Yugi and everybody will be too drunk to know what happened… What a great way to ring in the new year with Yugi's head melted over my fireplace! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Wait a minute…" Yami thought. "Isn't New Years Rockin Eve on ABC?"

Jeff took out his cell phone. "I'll call the trailor and tell them were ready and to bring in a helicopter for us."

"Fuck that." Kaiba said. "If were going on New Year's Rockin' Eve, were going there in style!"

Kaiba pulled out his cell phone and made a quick call. Ten minutes later, a Kaiba Corporation Jet landed on this island. Everyone walked towards the Jet as the doors opened and Kaiba's trusted employee, Roland, sat at the controls.

"Now were ready to go." Kaiba said.

"Hang on." Jeff said. "There's one more person coming with us."

"Oh yeah? Whos that?" Yami Yugi asked.

Bernadette soon joined the others. "I'm here Jeff!" she called out. "Alright, now were ready to go!" Jeff said.

"OH FUCK THAT! IF THAT SKANK-A-SAURUS IS COMING THEN IM STAYING HOME AND SPENDING NEW YEARS WITH THAT DAMN LION!" Rex said as he started to walk away.

"REX!" Jeff called out. "GET YOUR SHORT ASS BACK OVER HERE SO WE CAN GO!"

Rex walked back to the group, cussing all the while.

The doors opened as the Duelists walked past Jeff and Bernadette and boarded the jet. As Rex walked by, Bernadette pinched his ass. Rex stopped in his tracks.

"DO NOT… EVER… EVVVVVER… TOUCH ME AGAIN, OR I WILL TORCH YOUR FAT ASS." He said as calm as he could, still looking forward.

As Jeff and Bernadette boarded, the doors closed and the engines began to roar. The jet lifted off the island and took off into the air, towards New York City.

The flight was a long one for poor Jeff. Yami Yugi kept picking up pieces of gravel off of the floor and throwing them at Kaiba's head. Kaiba tried to suppress his rage, but after the 210th piece, he tried to bash Yami's head off the window til it broke, trying to throw him off of the plain. Security pried Kaiba's hand's off of Yami's head and throat and the two were forced to sit on opposite sides of the Jet as if they were on time-out.

Joey kept trying to put his hand on Mai's leg, but every time she looked his why, he would pull his hand back and back on his lap, with sweat running down his face.

Rex kept changing seats. Every time he sat down, Bernadette would sit right next to him, staring at him and trying to touch his crotch. Even shouting the most offensive insults to a heavy set woman ever at Bernadette wouldn't keep her away from him.

Marik was the most well behaved Duelist of the bunch. He sat and read a book on Egyptian scriptures the whole time… or was he? He was actually reading a porno magazine in between the thick textbook like history book. He had a huge smile on his face the whole time.

In spite of all the craziness, the jet finally arrived in New York City.

Location : Time Square… New York City… 8:00pm

The Big Apple… New Year's Eve… A VERY nice mix if your looking for a party. The lights of Time Square lit up the streets as the lights on The Strip of Las Vegas. The sidewalk and streets were all filled with people for that one moment… to watch the large metal ball drop at 12am.

The ABC camera crew appeared before a man wearing a trench coat. He had his ABC microphone as he got ready to address the crowd.

"How are you doing tonight, everyone! I'm Dick Clark, and this is NEW YEARS ROCKIN EVE!"

The people in the streets all went crazy with cheers.

"And while we await the arrival of our special guests, here's a performance by Green Day, singing their hit, 'American Idiot!'"

Green Day began to play their song:

Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Suddenly, The Kaiba Corporation Jet appeared over Time Square an began to land on a helipad. The Cameras were suddenly taken off of Green Day and appeared on Dick Clark.

"OUR SPECIAL GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED! THE CAST FROM SURVIVOR, DUELIST STYLE, HAS JUST TOUCHED DOWN ON TIME SQUARE!"

The doors of the jet opened as Joey stepped out. The crowd went wild.

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU MY ADORING FANS!" he said, waving his arms around.

Joey was suddenly shoved out of the jet. "Move monkey! Make way for the champions!" Kaiba said as he marched out of the jet.

"WHAT! DON'T MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP AGAIN!" Joey shouted.

"In your dreams, mutt."

Obviously, Kaiba still doesn't remember when Joey attacked him in the Battle Royal Immunity Challenge. Yami Yugi was the next out of the jet, followed by Mai, then Marik, hiding his obvious "excitement" with his Egyptian Scriptures book, covering his crotch area. Finally, Rex ran at full speed off the plane, being followed by Bernadette. He stopped right next to Marik.

"DAMN! LOOK AT ALL THOSE GIRLS!" He shouted.

"I know… I need to go to the bathroom… NOW…" Marik said as he started to back away.

"Ok, Mai Valentine is in Time Square… at New Year's Rockin' Eve… and she doesn't have a friggin drink! WHERE THE HELL IS MY ALCOHOL?" Mai shouted.

Jeff walked up to her. "There will be PLENTY of time for that… but for now… we have to get ready for your New Years Eve Immunity Challenge!"

The Crowd continued to cheer and drink.

Immunity Challenge!

Location : Time Square : 9:20pm

After band after band performing and commercials and recaps of the year about to pass, it was time for something different… it was time for an Immunity Challenge! The Scene was on the stage with the Survivor logo in the background. The Pootiezongas all stood side by side… Yami Yugi, Joey, Mai, Marik, Rex, and Kaiba. (Yami and Kaiba had to be separated, by orders of Jeff Probst).

The cameras appeared on Dick Clark.

"Welcome back, everybody! We have a performance by Nelly, Billy Idol, Ashlee Simpson, and Simple Plan, but first, Here's Jeff Probst with a New Year's Eve Immunity Challenge!"

The Scene shifted back to the stage, where Jeff was standing in front of the Pootiezongas.

"How's everybody doing tonight!" he shouted. The crowd went wild.

"Alright! Well tonight's Immunity Challenge is… The Beer Blast!" The crowd went wild again as the Pootiezongas all shot excited looks at each other.

"The challenge is simple… the Survivors will each chug fifty mugs of drinks, and the last person drunk loses!"

Suddenly, the microphone was snatched from Jeff by Rex Raptor.

"Jeff… I just want you to know… that I love you in the most NONSEXUAL WAY right now." He said as he handed the microphone back to Jeff.

"The feeling is mutual. OK! SURVIVOR'S READY?"

"WAIT!" Mai shouted.

"Yes Mai?" Jeff said.

"What are we drinking?"

Dick Clark appeared next to Jeff. "Tonight's Immunity Challenge is brought to you by Smirnoff Ice!"

The Pootiezongas began to complain.

"THAT SHIT IS FOR PUSSIES!" Joey shouted.

"WHOEVER GETS DRUNK OFF THAT SHIT IS A LIGHTWEIGHT?" Yami shouted.

"Fine, fine!" Jeff said. Some ABC Stagehands appeared and took away all the Smirnoff Ice and brought Coronas back.

"WE'VE GOT CORONAS!" Dick said.

The Pootiezongas began to complain once again.

"WE WANT GOOD SHIT! NOT CARBONATED MOOSE PISS!" Joey shouted.

"Ok, Ok!" Dick said. The stagehands appeared once again and took away the Coronas, then brought in Rum and Coke.

"Do you guys have a problem with Rum and Coke?" Dick asked.

The Pootiezongas began to conversate among themselves, then turned back to Dick.

"No. Rum and Coke will be fine, hon." Mai said.

"OK!" Jeff shouted. "SURVIVORS READY?"

Each Duelist began to grab their mug.

"GO!"

The crowd went wild as the Pootiezongas began pounding drink after drink. This went on for almost an hour. Jeff and Dick looked at each other, then walked on the stage.

"How are you all doing?" Jeff asked. Rex threw an empty mug at the two hosts as it shattered two feet in front of them.

"Do… DO YOU NOT… SEE US… DRINKIN…" He said, slurring his words. Rex chugged another drink and looked back at Jeff and Dick.

"BITCHES!"

"Well we can safely assume that Rex is drunk." Dick said.

"Nah. He's always like that." Jeff said. "Wait… never mind, he can hardly stand up straight. Rex is drunk! How is everyone else doing?"

"MAN… FUCK THIS SHIT!" Kaiba said as he started to stumble away. "Fuck Immunity Challenges… fuck Survivor… and… and… fuck Yugi! Yeah!"

"Kaiba's gone." Dick said.

"Forget it. IT'S A DRAW!" Jeff shouted as the crowd went crazy once again.

Mai took one of the mugs and ran off the stage, taking off her purple jacket and pulling down her white top.

"WOOOO!" She shouted. Yami and Joey both looked at each other, then stumbled after Mai.

"LETS PARTY!" Jeff shouted.

And with that, it was on! A band began to play as people started dancing. Mai danced with four or five guys all around her. Joey was on the stage singing with the rock band.

Rex was in the streets when he noticed Paris Hilton. "OOOHH YEAH! THIS ONE… IS… SOOO IN THE BAG!"

Rex walked up to Paris and began talking to her. "Hey babe… ever… been with a… Regional fuckin' champion… and I do mean… FUCKIN'!"

Paris shot Rex a disturbed look. "Look, I don't know what you take me for, but I don't sleep with any guy that walks up to me… only if he has more money than I do."

"And… how… how much… is that…?"

Paris looked over and saw Kaiba stumbling past her, followed by a group of Kaiba fans.

"Like him!" she shouted. She walked up to Kaiba.

"Hey baby… you wanna…"

"Get your skinny skank ass away from me." Kaiba said as he kept walking.

Rex watched the scene with amazement as Marik walked up to him.

"Hey man… we gotta find Mai…" Marik slurred.

"Why." Rex said.

"Because… I slipped a lil' somethin'… special in her drink before that… you know… that Beer thingy we just did…"

Rex shot a perverted grin. "Something like what?"

Marik whispered something in his hear, which made Rex smile even brighter.

"Marik… I love you in the most nonsexual way! Lets go find her!"

The two of them began running drunkly through the crowd.

Yami Yugi was walking down the street, trying to find a bathroom.

"I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!" Yami shouted, but he was assaulted by his fans.

"Man Yugi, you rock!"

"YOU CAN KICK KAIBA'S ASS!"

"Are you single?"

Suddenly, Kaiba appeared ten feet away from him.

"HEY… BITCH!" Kaiba yelled. Yami turned around to face his arch rival.

"What… what do you want… you fuck…" Yami slurred.

"I'm gonna kill your ass… tonight!"

"BRING IT ON!"

A large group gathered around. "They're gonna duel!" a man shouted.

"No they aren't, you idiot! They're gonna have a fist fight!"

Yami and Kaiba stared each other down for like two minutes. Finally, the two of them charged at each other. The crowd went wild with cheers. Suddenly, the two of them stopped.

"Hey… you hear that!" Kaiba asked.

"… I do…" Yami said.

"Shit… we cant fight right now…"

"Yes… we have to do…"

"OUR SONG AND DANCE NUMBER!" Yami and Kaiba shouted in unison.

The crowd began to look at each other confused. Yami Yugi and Kaiba both lined up next to each other, then began to disco dance. Music was playing in both of their drunk heads, as only the two of them can hear it. The rivals began to sing:

"Oooo, Ooooooo… DO IT! Oooo, Oooooo… DO IT!"

They began to dance one more time, then sang again:

"DO THE HUSTLE! DO THE HUSTLE!"

The crowd watched with amazement and confusion, til finally, then went wild with applauds.

Back at the stage, Mai was dancing topless on the stage as a band kept performing. She was feeling up on the three guitarists and the drummer. Rex and Marik arrived at the scene just in time.

"YES!" Marik shouted. "LOOKS LIKE THE X KICKED IN!"

Rex, not wasting a single moment, leaped on the stage and began freak dancing with Mai. Normally, Mai wouldn't allow this, but seeing as how she was drunk and on X, she didn't mind at all.

"OH HELL NAW!" Marik shouted. "SAVE SOME FOR ME!" Marik jumped on the stage and began dancing on the other side of Mai. Her only response was a loud, "WOOOO!"

Once the band was done, they lead Mai, Marik, and Rex back to their extremely large tour bus and locked the door.

Ladies and gentlemen… it finally happened. Hell has frozen over… the apocalypse is upon us… REX RAPTOR FINALLY GOT LAID!

Location : Time Square : 11: 59pm

Everyone was gathered in Time Square as the countdown began. Dick and Jeff watched the large digital clock on one of the buildings as the countdown began.

"Were just 30 seconds away from the new year. Jeff, is there any your thankful for about this past year? Anything at all?" Dick asked.

"Yeah… I'm thankful for the patience I had to deal with those damn duelists…" Jeff said, obviously drunk.

"Here it comes…" Dick said as he watched the giant, lit up metal ball.

Everyone in Time Square began to count down.

"10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…"

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Every couple in Time Square began to make out with one another. Joey with Mai, Yugi, Kaiba, and Marik all with a random single girl, and Rex with, of all people, Bernadette! (Yeah, hes still drunk!) Everyone in Time Square began to sing:

Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And days of long ago !

"What a New Years! And it could only have been done… Duelist Style! Well Everyone, this is Dick Clark from Time Square… signing off! SEE YOU NEXT NEW YEARS EVE!"

Location : Middle of Destiny Island : January 1st, 20XX : 12:30pm

The Pootiezongas and Jeff were hungover. They could barely stand up straight.

"Well… that was one hell of a New Years huh?" Jeff asked.

"Jeff… why cant you be cool like that all the time?" Joey asked.

"Because this wouldn't be Survivor, now would it?" Jeff said. "Now I know its early… but I'm so fuckin hungover its not even funny… so lets get this Tribal Council out the way to I can go back to bed…"

Rex held a gun to his head.

"Rex! What the hell are you doing!" Marik said.

"I fuckin made out with Bernadette… Ever since that damn ball dropped, AND the whole way home! I want to be put out of my fuckin misery…"

"But you finally had sex last night, man…!"

Rex lowered the gun. "Good point."

"Ok, since there was no winner last night, what were gonna do is…"

Suddenly, Joey, Kaiba, Rex, Mai, and Marik all began to turn green in the face. They all fell over unconscience.

"What the… What the hell just happened!" Jeff asked.

"I… I DON'T KNOW!" Yami Yugi said. Suddenly, a techie from CBS ran up to Jeff.

"Dick Clark is on the phone, Jeff." He said.

"Thanks." Jeff said as he took the phone. "Whats up, Dick?"

"Um, you aren't going to believe this, but a majority of the guys from last night got sick… even one of the bands… they all turned green in the face and fell down unconscience!" Dick said from the phone.

That was when It hit Yugi. "WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE! THOSE ARE ALL THE GUYS THAT SLEPT WITH MAI!" he shouted.

Jeff turned to Yugi. "Ok… since you're the only one left, its your call Yugi. Who do YOU want off the Island?"

"I WANT MAI'S ASS VOTED OFF! THAT DIRTY WHORE!" Yami shouted.

"Then its settled… once Mai comes to, she will be escorted off the island… now I'm taking an asprin and going to bed." Jeff said.

Yami held his head. "Me too… fuck this shit." The Millennium Puzzle flashed as Little Yugi stood there.

"FINALLY! YAHOO! IM FINALLY ON THE SHOW! ITS BEEN SO LONG… WHAT, WERE GOING OFF THE AIR! OH FUCK THAT! YOU CANT GO OFF THE AIR YET! IM FINALLY IN THE STORY AND…"

And so, Mai's been voted off and Little Yugi is FINALLY out of the Puzzle. Now there's 5 Duelists left… who will be next? Marik? Kaiba? Rex? Joey perhaps? Maybe even the star himself, Yugi! Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style!

Ok Everybody… were coming down to the wire with 5 Duelists left. I think its about time I started on another Fan Fic. But which one should I do? I've got Ideas for Teen Titans, Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, and two more Yu-Gi-Oh! fan fics. One is an Action/Adventure, and the other is another comedy. I don't think I'll be able to top this one, but I'll damn sure try, so be on the look out! Until then, please R&R!