Whats up everybody! Ok, I've been getting asked how I come up with all my material for my fan fics, so I'm gonna tell u… though I doubt it'll help. When I was growing up, I didn't really have any friends on my block because it was in an old people neighborhood on a mountain housing track. All my friends lived in like the city area and what not, so the only "friends" I had were my toys (Which I have on display in my room… except for when I bring girls over) and cartoons. There were my sibs, but we're completely different people. So yeah, there's my story! I had to entertain myself when I was little! So without further ado, here's chapter 14!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! nor do I own Survivor
Location : Duelist Kingdom : 8:47pm
Maximillion Pegasus gathered all sorts of individuals to his castle in Duelist Kingdom. As the famous saying goes, "Shit's about to hit the fan."
In the dining room, all the people that were called by Pegasus sat with a block of cheese and wine on their plates. Pegasus paced back and forth, until he finally stopped and faced the others.
"Now… I suspose your all wondering why I called you all here… As we know… in one way or another, we have all been disgraced, and udderly humiliated by the hands of that damn Yugi Muto, Seto Kaiba, Joseph Wheeler, and those other two pussies! Take me for example. Not only was I, of all people, the first person voted off, but those damn ruffians blew my company to hell! And that is just NOT good for business!"
Weevil Underwood stood up. "I got voted off because of Kaiba and that dinosaur loving bastard who couldn't even get a prostitute to sleep with him!" Weevil then slammed his fist on the table. "I WANT SOME RETRIBUTION, DAMMIT!"
"Actually… if you saw the last episode, you would have seen that Rex actually had sex with Mai." Odion said as he stuffed a block of cheese in his mouth.
"Shut up, Odion! Who's side are you on, anyways!" Weevil said.
Bonz stood up next. "I didn't even GET voted off! I got kicked off because I was sick!" Those damn producers are gonna pay with my ZOMBIE Deck!"
"SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE FUCK!" Bandit Keith shouted. "YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM! I WASN'T EVEN CONSIDED FOR THIS DAMN SHOW! AND FOR THAT, SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET MY SIZE 13, ALL AMERICAN, HARLEY DAVIDSON BOOT SHOVED DIRECTLY UP THEIR ASSES! AND I GOT MY EYES ON THAT SCRAWNY PUNK JOEY WHEELER!"
"I never got considered either!" Espa Roba said. It was his turn to take the floor. "I was only in two friggin episodes on Yu-Gi-Oh! but I'm still a duelist right! I should have gotten every right to be on that damn show! And for that, bitches are gonna fry!"
"Espa! You said you would take us to the water slide!" one of Espa's brothers said, who was sitting next to him. "I TOLD YOU GUYS TO BE QUIET! WERE IN FRONT OF THE DUELISTS!"
Pegasus walked to Espa's brothers. "Aren't you all just soo cute! Here's a key. Go play in my personal theme park!"
The young boys snatched the key and cheered as they hauled ass out of the castle.
Suddenly a loud belch was heard across the table. Yami Bakura finished a large steak and fries, and was chugging down some wine from the bottle. "Are you bitches through crying? All I wanna do is send a couple bastards to the Shadow Realm, then go back to gettin' my grub on!"
Pegasus got everyone's attention. "Ok, ok, we all want a piece of Yugi-boy, Kaiba-boy, and the rest, so now that we are all here, its time to explain our battle plan. Come on in, Dukey-boy!"
Duke Devlin entered the dining room pushing a projector. As he plugged it in, a large pull-down screen dropped from the ceiling. Weevil blinked as he looked at Duke.
"Hey, I know you! Your friends with Yugi!" he shouted. Duke looked back at him.
"Bullshit! I was only using him so that I could learn his strategy, then beat him at Duel Monsters, so the popularity of Dungeon Dice Monsters can skyrocket!"
"Too bad that game is a piece of shit that's only entertaining to a group of six year olds." Bandit Keith said as he put his legs up on the table.
Duke dropped all the wires and turned to Bandit Keith. "WHAT'D YOU SAY, YANKEE? I DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN! I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT SHIT IN MY FACE!"
"You heard me, bitch!" Keith said. "Besides, I ain't gettin' anywhere near your gay ass. You might try to kiss me or something with that flamin' ass ponytail and that dice dangling from your ear. Seriously, are you gay or something? You look like one of the Village People."
"OH THAT'S IT!" Duke charged at Duke, but only to be stopped by Pegasus.
"Devlin-boy… he's like three times your size. I seriously don't think you wanna be messing with him."
Duke grubbed as he continued to fiddle with the projector.
"Cough!Cough!Bitch!Cough!Cough!" Keith said with a huge smile on his face.
Duke did his best to ignore Keith. "The projector's done, Pegasus."
"Excellent!" Pegasus said. He clapped hands twice as the lights went off.
"Alright Gentlemen! We'll strike tomorrow night at around 8pm. If my sources are correct, those duelists will be exhausted from their… Challenge… so we'll be able to hit them hard and fast!"
Pegasus signaled Duke to change to the next slide. Duke pulled the tiny lever, which changed the slide to a map of Destiny Island. The map was marked precise, from the Pootiezonga Mansion to the sauna on the old Pootietang property, to the CBS Campsite. The map was obviously marked with drop points all over it. Pegasus pulled out a pointer and began pointing at key points on the map.
"OK, we'll decend from the chopper here, in front of the Pootiezonga mansion, a few of us will bust in from the front, while the rest breaks in from the roof. Once we corner them, they'll be ALL ours! Now, we might have to use brute force, since a certain SOMEONE stole my Millennium Eye…" Pegasus started to glare down Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura looked up with a leg of lamb sticking out of his mouth. "Hey… I beat that ass fair and square!" he said with his mouth full of meat.
"BULLSHIT!" Pegasus shouted. "FAIR ANDA SQUARE MY ASS! YOU LITERALLY WAITED TIL I WAS WEAKED FROM MY SHADOW GAME WITH YUGI TO TAKE ME ON! BECAUSE YOU KNEW IF I WAS FRESH, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MY BITCH!"
Yami Bakura started to chug some wine to wash down the lamb. "Ever hear the saying, 'work smart, not hard'? Or is it stupid? Oh well, you get what I'm saying."
Duke Devlin flipped the lever again, and there was a drawing of Pegasus holding hands with a drawn body and a picture of Justin Timberlake's head cut out and pasted on the body.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Bandit Keith shouted. Pegasus quickly clapped his hands twice and ran over and pulled the plug of the projector. "AND THAT WRAPS UP OUR PRESENTATION! Does anyone have any questions?"
Keith raised his hand. Pegasus looked over at him and squinted his eye. "THAT INVOLVES OUR DUELIST DESTROYER MISSION AND NOT MY FANTASY… I MEAN PICTURE!"
Keith slowly put his hand down and crossed his arms. "You are a sick, sick fuck…"
"If there are no questions, then let us prepare for our battle!" Pegasus said, throwing his fist up into the air."
"But what about my brothers?" Espa asked. "Don't worry. They'll be fine in my castle." Pegasus answered.
"…its not them I'm worred about… it's the castle…"
Pegasus, Bandit Keith, Weevil, Espa, Duke, Odion, Bonz, and Yami Bakura (with an armful of food) went to the elevator, which took them to Pegasus' private helicopter. The chopper blades began to whirl, then it took to the air and made it's way towards Destiny Island.
Location : Elm Pokemon Lab / Johto Region : 9:00pm
On Christmas eve, a large explosion took place. This forced many people (and Pokemon) to take refuge in the Johto Region. In the Elm Pokemon lab, a few trainers were gathered for a new plan against the Duelists.
Ash Ketchem stepped forward.
"Ok everyone… we have been humiliated time and time again by that damn Yu-Gi-Oh! But this time, this WILL be different. We WILL have our revenge! That explosion was NO freak accident. I know in my heart that those Duelists blew up a part of our world. But when those bitches decided to rip off our Pokerap, they just started World War fuckin' Three with us!"
"But Ash… you saw what they did to us… Maybe this time we should just let it go." Brock said.
"NO FUCK THAT!" Ash shouted. "This time, were gonna hit those bitches where it hurts!"
"Kaiba Corporation?" Misty asked.
"No… Destiny Island!"
"Wait… your not suggesting that we attack them head on again, are you?" May said.
"Yeah… you saw what… what they did to my poor Scyther!" Tracey said, eyes blood-shot red (he was still crying about it).
"OH no… this time, I'm enlisting some help." Ash said as he picked up the phone. "Hello, operator? Could you please connect me to…"
5 Duelists…
Yugi Muto… Joey Wheeler… Seto Kaiba… Rex Raptor… Marik Ishtar…
2 Prizes…
3 Million Dollars…. Treasure Chest full of rare cards…
WHO WILL BE THE WINNER? FIND OUT WHO GET'S THE BOOT TODAY ON…
Survivor! Outwit, Outplay, Outlast! Duelist Style!
The lights were off as a squeaking of a bed could be heard, followed by noises that you would hear in an adult movie. Behind a closed door, you could hear Rex Raptor say,
"Oooohh yeah Tea… give it to me baby!"
Seto Kaiba walked by and heard what was going on. "What the fuck is that!" he said. He pulled out one of his many credit cards and swiped it through the door, instantly unlocking it. He then flipped the light switch. Kaiba's face turned pail as he saw the most disturbing thing has has ever seen.
Rex looked over at him, very upset. "DAMMIT KAIBA! CANT YOU SEE ME AND TEA IS TRYING TO FUCK IN HERE!"
"RAPTOR! YOUR EVEN MORE STUPID THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE! THAT'S NOT TEA!"
"WHAT!"
Rex looked over to see that he was really having sex with Bernadette.
The Cameras zoomed out on Destiny Island as a loud, blood curdling scream was heard.
Location : Middle of the Island : 12:43pm
Rex stumbled around holding a bottle of malt liquor in his right hand. "I…hate… my…life…" He muttered. Laughter could be heard from the other side of some bushes. Rex walked through to see Bernadette talking to Yugi, Joey, and Marik. She turned around and shot a seductive look to Rex.
"Hey baby! I was just telling the others about our hardcore night last night." She said.
Joey was laughing too hard to even reply.
"Someone is DESPARATE for some pussy!" Marik said with a huge grin on his face.
"Well Rex… I didn't know you into that saying, 'more cushion for the pushin'!" Yugi said with a grin.
"… Fuck you guys… fuck you all in your filthy, sweaty assholes…" Rex said as he started to stumble away.
"…NO! NO… YOU DID THAT ALREADY!" Joey shouted in between laughs.
Rex snapped as he threw his bottle. He was so tipsy however, that it went over everyone's heads. Yugi, Joey, and Marik began to laugh again.
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Rex Raptor
"You know what! IVE FUCKIN HAD IT! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! IVE HAD IT! EVER SINCE THAT FAT BITCH ARRIVED ON THIS ISLAND, ITS JUST BEEN BULLSHIT AFTER BULLSHIT AFTER BULLSHIT AFTER BULLSHIT! SO IM THROUGH! IM GONNA FUCKIN ELIMINATE MYSELF! NO AMOUNT OF RARE CARDS OR MONEY IS WORTH ALL THE SHIT IVE BEEN THROUGH!"
A rustling sound came through the bushes. Yugi, Joey, and Marik turned around.
"What the fuck was that?" Joey said.
"I'm taking over." Said a voice through the Millennium Puzzle.
"OH HELL NO!" Yugi screamed. "IM NOT GOING BACK IN THERE! YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR DAMN THERE 5 EPISODES!"
"YU-GI-OOOOOHHHHH!"
Yami Yugi stood before Joey and Marik. Marik nodded his head. "… Pharaoh… Welcome back." He said.
"Thank you." Yami said. "Get ready… theres no telling what is in those bushes."
Suddenly, Tea popped out!
"TEA!" Yami and Marik shouted. Joey's mouth dropped.
Yami ran and hugged her, rubbing his face in her breasts. "Tea… what happened to you? We heard you went missing! We didn't know what happened to you!" he said.
"BLAME THIS BASTARD!" Tea shouted, pointing at Joey. "HE TOLD SOME DWARFS THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THEM, SO THEY KIDNAPPED ME AND HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME SINCE… so… many… tiny… dicks…"
"NO! IT WAS TRISTAN! I SWEAR!" Joey said, with a face, innocent look on his face. "He's already been voted off! He's back in Domino!"
"Ok… he's mine!" Tea said. She turned to Joey. "If I find out your lying, I'm going to Loraina Bobbett style on your ass… you hear me?"
"YES!" Joey said as he held his crotch.
Tea walked off with a purpose.
Marik shook his head as he watched Tea walk off. "Damn… nice ass!" He thought.
Rewards Challenge! YAY!
Location
: Beach : 2:00pm
Yami Yugi, Joey, Marik, Rex, and Kaiba stood on the Beach before Jeff. The Pootiezongas each held a paper like material that was green and had a symbol of the moon on it.
"It's been a while since we had a Reward's Challenge." Yami said.
"Seriously. I wonder what da prize is…" Joey said.
"Ok, as you all know, you've each been handed $500 Moon Bucks." Jeff said.
"What the fuck is a Moon Buck?" Rex said.
"I was getting to that!" Jeff shot back. "A Moon Buck is the money that you will be using for your Reward's Challenge. Your Challenge today is called, Food Auction! I will be auctioning off random food items, and whoever runs out of Moon Bucks is out! You can bet as much as you want, and its just like a regular auction… only with food."
"Sweet!" Joey shouted.
"Good… because these fuckin' hogs cleaned out every scrap from the survival kit… even the damn cookie crumbs!" Kaiba said.
Today's Reward's Challenge is sponcered by McDonalds!
Jeff looked around. "WHAT THE FUCK! NO ITS NOT!"
Today's Reward's Challenge is sponcered by Pizza Hut!
"NO IT ISNT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Today's Reward's Challenge is sponcered by Anubis Mini-Markets!
"IM GONNA KILL YOU! NO IT FUCKIN' ISNT!"
The Pootiezongas all had the anime sweat drops falling from the back of their heads.
"Let the games begin!" Jeff shouted as some CBS Stagehands brought over a bunch of props and a large box. Jeff reached inside the box and pulled out a large cheeseburger.
"The first item up for bid is a cheeseburger! Do I have 10 Moon Bucks?"
"10!" Joey shouted.
"I HEAR 10, I HEAR 10, I HEAR 10! DO I HEAR 20?"
"20!" Marik shouted.
"20! 20! 20! DO I HEAR 25?"
"30!" Rex shouted.
"OOOOOOOOHHH, 30 GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… SOLD FOR 30 MOON BUCKS TO REX RAPTOR!"
"GO REX! GO REX! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Rex shouted as he did a little dance, then ran and grabbed his cheeseburger. After forking over 30 Moon Bucks that is.
"Next Item up for grabs… a bowl full of Chicken Nuggets! I'll start the bid at 15 Moon Bucks!"
"100!" Joey shouted.
"I GOT 100! I GOT 100! I GOT 100! DO I HEAR 150?"
"For chicken nuggets? Fuck that." Marik said.
"I'll wait… there's bound to be a bad ass prize somewhere along these lines." Yami Yugi said.
"100 GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… SOLD TO JOEY WHEELER FOR 100 MOON BUCKS!"
"HOODY HOO!" Joey shouted as he took the large bowl full of nuggets.
20 minutes later…
Results:
Yami Yugi : 500 Moon Bucks
Joey Wheeler : 175 Moon Bucks
Rex Raptor : 100 Moon Bucks
Marik Ishtar : 70 Moon Bucks
Seto Kaiba : 205 Moon Bucks
Jeff wiped sweat from his face. "Ok Pootiezongas, the next item is… A MYSTERY BOX…"
"THERE WE GO!" Yami Yugi thought. "THAT'S THE PRIZE I WAS WAITING FOR!"
"A mystery box? What the fuck is inside!" Kaiba said.
"That's the mystery!" Jeff said. "I'll start the bid at.."
"500 MOON BUCKS!" Yami Yugi shouted.
"SOLD TO YUGI MUTO!"
"YES!" Yami ran up and opened up the large box. The box was nicely wrapped with sky blue wrapping paper that was covered with question marks. Yami tore the box opened. "Now… lets see what bad ass prize lurks inside…"
Bernadette popped out of the box. "SURPRISE!" she shouted as she pulled Yami Yugi inside.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Yami shouted from inside the box.
"DON'T WORRY! IM HERE TO HELP!" Kaiba shouted as he ran into the jungle. He returned a few seconds later with a tool box and some chains. He grabbed the lid to the large box and threw it on top, then nailed it shut with a hammer and some spikes. Then he wrapped the large box up with chains and ended it by locking it with a large pad lock. Kaiba then pushed the large box off the cameras.
"Seto… I thought you said…" Jeff said.
"I SAID I was hear to help. Sorry if you thought I meant helping Yugi's bitch ass!" Kaiba said with a smirk.
"Anyways… the next item is…"
And so… the Immunity Challenge ended with Joey, Rex, Marik, and Kaiba having a feast with all the food they bought, and poor Yugi raped by the fat nurse. He mustered enough shadow powers to escape the box a few hours later.
Location : Pootiezonga Mansion : 9:58pm
Pegasus' Helicopter finally arrived at Destiny Island. Pegasus looked downward at the mansion.
"There it is… I guess it's good that were a little late. All the lights are off, which means they must be asleep." Pegasus said. He then turned to Bonz.
"Next time, TELL ME IF YOU GET AIR SICK!"
"Yeah, you nasty little fuck!" Duke shouted, trying to scrub vomit off of his shoes.
"…Sorry…" Bonz said.
"Ok, we all know the plan… this is it! This is not a drill! Weevil! Espa Roba! Duke! Bonz! Prepare to drop!" Pegasus said.
The four of them put on a parachute. The doors opened. The 4 of them dove out of the chopper. They each pulled the cord, and the parachutes shout out from the back pack. They landed gently on the roof of the mansion.
"… They've landed." Odion said.
"Ok! Its time for the next phase! Are you ready?" Pegasus said.
"Lets rock this bitch." Keith said.
The floor hatched opened as four ropes descended from the chopper and touched down in front of the Pootiezonga mansion. Pegasus, Bandit Keith, Yami Bakura, and Odion put on some special gloves, then jumped through the hatch, then grabbed the ropes as they slid down the rope. They touched down on the ground and walked up to the mansion.
"No turning back now." Odion said.
Bandit Keith kicked down the door, and the others charged inside.
The lights suddenly came on as Yugi and Kaiba were standing side by side facing their rivals.
"Well look what we have here. A class reunion of losers." Kaiba said.
"What the… why aren't you asleep! And why are you standing here in the dark?" Pegasus said.
"Well we WERE sleep… until I heard a fuckin helicopter flying around the house!" Yugi said.
Bandit Keith slapped Pegasus in the head. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLY SO FUCKIN' LOW TO THE GROUND!"
"Move, you fuckin clowns!" Yami Bakura said. Darkness began to surround him and Yami Yugi.
"PHARAOH! ITS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SHADOW GAME!"
"YOUR ON!"
The two of them disappeared into the darkness. Pegasus, Keith, and Odion stared Kaiba down.
"Kaiba-boy… I hope your ready to get your ass kicked!" Pegasus said.
"Bitch please. I can take all three of you losers with both my arms tied behind my back!"
Upstairs…
Espa Roba, Bonz, Weevil, and Duke walked quietly through the mansion.
"Ok… if my memory serves me right, the first room we'll hit will be Rex Raptor's room. Remember, that bastard is mine!" Weevil said quietly.
(WHACK!)
"What the hell was that!" Weevil said. Espa and Bonz turned around to see that Duke was gone.
"What the hell happened to Devlin?" said Bonz.
(WHACK!)
Espa and Weevil turned to see Bonz was gone this time.
"This house is haunted!" Weevil shouted. The lights came on as an unconscience Duke and Bonz laided out in front of Weevil and Espa. Standing behind them was Joey, Rex, and Marik stood in front of the intruders.
"Well, would you look what stegosaurus dragged in!" Rex said.
"H-h-how did you know…" Weevil said.
"Free house robbing tip… next time you wanna break into someone's house, you might wanna check for infrared lasers which sets off ALARMS in everyone's rooms!" Joey said.
Espa and Weevil looked at each other. Joey cracked his knuckles. "This is gonna be fun! I have had a REAL fight in the longest time.
Espa got into a fighting stance. "WE CAN TAKE YOU! RIGHT WEEVIL? … WEEVIL?"
Espa turned around to see Weevil running for dear life. Rex took off after him. "I'll deal with bug boy! You two deal with that wanna be psychic!"
Back downstairs, Pegasus was backed against a wall. Bandit Keith and Odion were on the floor unconscience, with smoke rising from their charred clothes.
"I cant believe you! H-how did you set up laser beams around this living room!" Pegasus said, startled.
"… I should thank you bastards for testing those for me. I had originally planned that for Yugi. Now that I know it works, ill just have to recharge those tonight. But for now…"
Kaiba ran over and punched Pegasus in the stomach. And he cringed over in pain, holding his gut, Kaiba delivered a double ax smash to the back of Pegasus' head, instantly knocking him out.
"Step your pansy ass back on my property again and ill set those lasers for KILL!" Kaiba said as he picked up Pegasus and threw him on top of Keith and Odion. He pulled out his cell phone and made a phone call.
"Hello, is this Waste Management? Hi, this is Seto Kaiba. You might wanna come and pick up the garbage that's in front of my mini-mansion… and you might wanna get that helicopter that seems to be parked in the air above my house… because if it falls… You know what? Leave the helicopter. Just come pick up the sacks of crap that I'm gonna leave outside my door."
Kaiba hung up his cell, then proceeded to walk outside, dragging Pegasus, then Bandit Keith, then Odion outside on the poarch. He then climbed up the ropes to the helicopter.
"I can use this bitch to kill Yugi if my laser idea fails!"
The shadows inside the house disappeared as Yami Yugi stood victoriously and Regular Bakura sat next to him. Yami turned to him. "Don't worry. I'll tell the CBS Producers to take you home." he said.
"Well that's good… I hate it when that evil bastard takes control of my body!" Bakura said.
"… then you might wanna STOP PUTTING ON THE MILLENNIUM RING!" Yami said.
"Oh… heh heh! Right!"
Joey came downstairs dragging Espa Roba and Duke Devlin behind him, followed by Rex dragging Weevil by his hair, then Marik dragging Bonz. They were each unconscience (the intruders).
"Man Yuge. I cant believe they would pull some shit like this." Joey said.
"Yeah… worse then those damn Pokemon Trainers. Oh well. Throw em' outside. Jeff can decide what to do with them." Yami said. "I'm goin' back to bed."
Rex, Joey, and Marik threw the rest of the unconscience Duelists outside, then locked the door as Bakura left for the CBS Campsite. Rex walked past a closet door that was left opened. He was dragged inside, followed by a locking sound. Bernadette had once again got the best of Rex.
"HEY BABY! READY FOR SOME MORE LOVIN'?"
"HELL NO! HELLLLLLLPPPPP!"
Immunity Challenge!
Location : Middle of the Island : 3:43pm
Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, and Marik stood before Jeff in a familiar spot. The spot where most of the Survivor news took place.
"Well, those Duelists who broke into your house last night were taken into custody, and Bakura was returned to Domino. Were gonna start beefing security up around the island." Jeff announced.
"You better, because I don't enjoy staining my hands with the filth of losers… some who shall remain nameless…" Kaiba said looking at Joey.
"FUCK YOU, KAIBA!" Joey shouted.
"Anyways, we'll start your Immunity Challenge once Rex gets here… where is…"
Rex finally stumbled up before them, with a VERY unhappy look on his face. "I hate that fat bitch! I SWEAR I HATE THAT FAT BITCH!" Rex shouted.
"Whats wrong, Rex? Tired from doing the Mattress Mambo with Bernadette!" Marik said as he started laughing.
"BLOW OFF, MARIK!" Rex shouted.
"Now now!" Jeff shouted. "Ok, since Rex is finally here, your next Immunity Challege is something NONE of you should have a problem with! It's an insult contest! You will each insult one another, and I will judge on how well the other gets slammed and originality! One rule… there are NO paybacks. Meaning if Kaiba bags on Joey, Joey isn't allowed to insult Kaiba back."
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Rex Raptor
"Ok, I know I said I was going to get myself eliminated, but a challenge where I get to insult these morons should be fun! But next episode, I am EXTINCTED from this damn show!"
"OOOoooohhh am I gonna enjoy this…" Joey said.
"Ok, we'll start with Marik, then Rex, then Joey, then Seto, then Yugi. SURVIVORS READY?" Jeff said.
Marik looked at Rex. "Hey Rex, your so poor that you went to McDonald's and put a happy meal on layaway!"
Jeff turned his head a little to snicker.
"FUCK YOU MARIK!"
"I give that a 5 out of 10! Your turn Rex! Remember, you cant insult Marik back."
"Ok, whatever… Hey Kaiba… what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?"
"What are you, like four?" Kaiba said.
"I'll give that one a 4 our of 10. Ok Joey, your up!" Jeff said.
"Hey Kaiba! Your teeth are so yellow that cars slow down when they see you smile!" Joey shouted.
"Grow up, Wheeler." Kaiba said, shaking his head.
Jeff tried not to laugh. "6 out of 10. Ok Seto! Its your turn!
Kaiba cracked his Knuckles. "Wheeler… Raptor… your lucky I cant get you fuckers. Yugi…Yo mamma's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite."
Rex, Joey, and Marik each held their mouths. "OOOOooooohhh!"
"Good one!" Jeff said. "How will Yugi retailiate? By the way, that insult was a 7 out of 10."
Yami stepped forward.
"Hey Marik… if I had like 15 more cents, I would have been your daddy."
Rex, Joey, and Jeff broke down laughing. Even Kaiba himself let out a snicker.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT! ILL KILL YOU!" Marik said as he tried to charge Yami Yugi. Security grabbed him from charging.
"Yugi… that's a 10 out of 10! You win the Immunity Challenge! We all know the routine. Meet back at the Tribal Council for the voting!" Jeff said as he walked away laughing.
"15 more cents… I have GOT to remember that one!" Jeff said.
Tribal Council : 10:02pm
The five Duelists stood before Jeff holding their torches. It was time for the vote. The Pootiezongas would only be 4 members after this vote.
"This is it!" Rex thought. "This is my chance to get voted off!"
"Alright survivors. Welcome to the Tribal Council. Marik, how do you feel about…"
"DUDE! LETS JUST START THE VOTE!" Rex shouted.
"Fine, bastard! Get to voting!" Jeff said.
Yami Yugi walked up to the vote box, followed by Joey, then Rex, then Marik, then Kaiba.
Jeff took out the votes and read them off to everyone.
"Ok.. one vote for Marik… another vote for Marik.. one for Rex… another for Marik, and one for Joey… Ok Marik, hand me your torch."
"FUCK! I WAS CLOSE! I WAS SOO CLOSE!" Marik shouted as he presented Jeff his torch. The torch was doused, then tossed away. "Marik, the tribe has spoken. You are hereby voted off. We thank you for surviving this long!"
Yami Yugi, Seto Kaiba, Joey Wheeler, and Rex Raptor returned to the Mansion.
Rex lagged behind, then kicked a tree. "FUCK! WHY THE FUCK WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO VOTED FOR ME?
Suddenly, Bernadette popped out of some bushes. "Hey baby… sounds like you need a pick-me-up!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
Rex was pulled into the bushes as garments of clothes went flying out. And so, another duelist was voted off… Were down to 4! Who's going to be next? And what is Ash planning for the Duelist this time? Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style!
The show is nearing a close as we are down to four Duelists! You'll be happy to hear that I thought of a sequel to this story that wont put it to shame! Sorry, but that's all I can tell you for now! In the mean time, please R&R! If you'll excuse me, I have to put up Chapter 2 of Duel Monster Frontier.