This is it… the Grand Finale is upon us! I thank you all for your support. Be on the look out for the follow up story! Lets jump right into it!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! nor do I own Survivor
Location : Kaiba Corporation : Town of Domino : 10:45pm
Mokuba walked around the Kaiba Corporation looking for his brother. He stopped at a random worker.
"Hey, Isono… have you seen my brother?" Mokuba asked. Isono turned to Mokuba. "Your brother is in his top secret base at this moment."
"Of course…" Mokuba said. He walked to the elevator, then pressed the level 13 button. This lead to the floor of Kaiba's personal office. Once there, Mokuba walked over toward the book shelf, and removed a book that was titled, "How to Earn $15,000 in a Span of Ten Minutes" Mokuba looked at the book and shook his head. "Gozaboro had some gay ass books…" He opened the book and pushed a button inside, then ducked as a laser shot from the wall.
The book shelf slid to the left, and it revealed a large, metal door, complete with a wall panel.
"PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD" said a female voice.
"Death to Yugi." Mokuba responded.
"PASSWORD EXCEPTED. WELCOME TO KAIBA HEADQUARTERS."
The large door opened, which revealed yet another elevator. Mokuba stepped inside as the large door closed. Down, down the elevator went, below Kaiba Corporation, below the sewers, and below the ocean. Large double doors opened as the elevator touched down as Mokuba walked out. Kaiba's personal base was a large war room, kinda like what you would see in those military movies. Kaiba had his own personal army, complete with advisers, all for the one soul purpose of killing Yugi.
Mokuba walked past all the generals and advisors, only to find Kaiba himself looking over some blueprints.
"Seto… you've only been back for one night and your already working on some big project?" Mokuba said.
"Damn straight." Kaiba said. "This is it. I spared NO expenses… cut NO corners… I even researched those damn Millennium Items Yugi keeps mumbling about… only to build my monument of REVENGE!"
"ANOTHER DEATH T?" Mokuba asked.
"No." Kaiba said. He walked over to the other side of the table he was working on and pulled a tarp off a model he made. The model was of a large airship, made completely of metal and was riddled with weaponry all over. The very top had an area that acted as the control panel.
"I CALL IT… BATTLESHIP DEATHSTRIKE!" Kaiba shouted.
"WHOA!" Mokuba said.
"Allow me to explain, Mokuba… Even though I don't believe in those hocus pocus fairy tales that Yugi keeps talking about, I made the armor of my airship of doom out of Kitchim… the hardest metal in the entire universe! And the weapons on this ship is made by the one known substance that will penetrate Yugi's little Millennium Item…"
"Um… Grandma's dinner rolls?" Mokuba said.
"No… though I should have used those… they are made… from Orichalcos stones."
"Seto, are you sure you should be messing around with those?" Mokuba asked, worried.
"Please… like those things are any threat anymore." Kaiba said. "Construction will begin immediately… now, You go to bed. Its WAY past your bedtime!"
"Awwww, but Seto! I wanna see Battleship Deathstrike!"
"You will see it when it's complete! Now MARCH!"
Mokuba turned and grumbled as he walked back towards the elevator.
"grumble, grumble grumble, MARCH! Grumble, Grumble, Grumble!"
Location : Elm Pokemon Lab / Johto Region : 11:04pm
Ash stood outside the balcony of Professor Elm's Pokemon Laboratory. As he stared at the moon, an huge, evil smile wiped across his face.
"Soon… soon you stupid duelists will get your just desserts! Tomorrow… tomorrow is the day!"
Brock joined Ash on the balcony. "Hey Ash… I just finished talking to our 'allies'. They said they could start the plan tonight if you want."
Ash turned to Brock. "Nah, that's ok. Lets wait til tomorrow. I want to get this on camera… so the whole world can see those idiots fall before the power of Pokemon! Now if you'll excuse me…"
"Where are you going?" Brock asked.
"I'm going to feel Misty's ass while she sleeps!" Ash said as he went back into the lab.
Brock shook his head. "… Why the hell didn't I think of that… oh well… Ash's mom has a nice rack… maybe I'll go feel on her's for a little while! Heh Heh Heh!"
3 Duelists…
Yugi Muto… Joey Wheeler… Rex Raptor…
2 Prizes…
3 Million Dollars…. Treasure Chest full of rare cards…
WHO WILL BE THE WINNER? FIND OUT WHO GET'S THE BOOT TODAY ON…
Survivor! Outwit, Outplay, Outlast! Duelist Style!
Location : Site of where the Pootiezonga Mansion used to be : 10:23am
Yugi, Joey, and Rex all woke up really cranky. They used giant lotus leaves for blankets and their backpacks as pillows.
"That damn Kaiba… how am I susposed to wash up today?" Joey said.
"THIS is what we originally signed up for, remember?" Yugi said.
"Whatever. I just want to get this last challenge over with and take home all that loot and all those cards and never look at you losers again!" Rex said.
"Bullshit!" Joey said. "IM the one who's going to win! You hear me!"
"Yeah, when triceratops flies! Hahahaha!" Rex laughed.
Yugi shook his head. "Um, guys? Shouldn't we get some food?"
"Good Idea, Yugi." Joey said.
Yugi, Joey, and Rex wondered through the woods, each of them holding pellet guns.
"Be VEWY VEWY QUIET! WERE HUNTING WABBITS! HAHAHAHA!" Joey said in an Elmer Fudd like voice.
"Shut the fuck up, Wheeler." Rex said.
"You guys! STRAIGHT AHEAD!" Yugi shouted. He pointed at a group of rabbits clustered together.
"THEYRE MINE!" Rex shouted. He took aim and began firing shots off. Missing every single shot, the rabbits began to run away at full speed.
"Yeah, theyre yours alright, with your poor ass aim!" Joey said.
Rex turned and pointed his gun at Joey. "I can shoot YOU, you smart ass bitch!"
Joey pointed his gun at Rex. "Not if I shoot you first, ass-wipe!"
"ILL KILL YOU!"
"ILL PUMP YOU FULL OF BEBES!"
Yugi ran in between his tribe mates, breaking them up. "Hey, come on guys! Spend that energy finding food and not on each other!"
Joey and Rex turned away from each other. The Three boys continued to walk until they saw a beehive hanging from the top of a tree. There were a group of bees fluttering about the hive, going about their busy day.
"HELL YEAH! We can have honey!" Joey said.
"I want some fuckin meat!" Rex said.
"Fruit would be nice…" Yugi said.
"Ok, Ok, Ok, lets do this… Rex can find meat, Yugi can get fruit, and I'll get some honey!" Joey said.
"Ok!" Yugi said.
"Fine with me." Rex said.
Yugi and Rex went two opposite ways, leaving Joey to contend with the bees. He took aim at the hive. "Alright you little bastards! Prepare to share!"
Yugi looked around the forest, trying to find fruit. Yami's transparent image appeared next to him.
"Morning Partner." Yami said.
"Good Morning." Yugi said.
Yugi kept searching for fruit. A smile appeared on Yami's face.
"…How are you…?"
"I know what your doing, Pharaoh!" Yugi said. "You're not leaving me in that puzzle today!"
"Awww, come on Yugi! You like it in there!"
"NO I FUCKIN DON'T! NOW UNLESS YOU WANNA HELP ME FIND FOOD, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
Yami Yugi crossed his arms. "Fine!" His transparent image disappeared. "…Bitch." He said as he disappeared from sight.
"…Takes one to know one." Yugi said.
Yugi looked up a tree to see bananas dangling from above.
"SCORE!" he shouted. "Now all I have to do is climb this tree and…"
Suddenly, a group of monkeys popped out from the trees, growling and chattering as Yugi climbed the tree. Frightened, Yugi jumped down and slowly backed away.
"Um… Partner… think you can…"
"KISS MY ASS!" Yami shot back.
"But Pharaoh, I need your help!"
"Fuck you! I tried to help you and you yelled at me! Help yourself you spoiled little bastard!" Yami shouted from the puzzle.
"FINE, I WILL!
Location : Middle of the Island : 11:45am
Jeff Probst watched as the CBS campsite was taken down and was preparing to go back to America. Only a single helicopter stayed behind with Jeff and a few Cameramen.
"Do I have to go back too?" Bernadette asked Jeff.
"Yeah. Once Yugi, Joey, and Rex gets here, their going to have their final challenge to decide who the winner is, and that's it."
"Awww… cant I say goodbye to my Rexy-pie?" Bernadette asked sadly.
"You can see him back at Domino." Jeff said.
"You had better be right Jeff, or I'm coming after you!" Bernadette said angrily at Jeff. Jeff looked out the corner of his eye to see Bernadette backing into one of the helicopters, pointing a silent, accusing finger at him all the while.
All the helicopters lifted into the air, then took off over the horizon, some back to America, and the others to Domino.
Jeff turned to his camera crew. "Ok guys, as soon as the Pootiezongas get here, we can start the…"
Suddenly, Joey shot out from the jungle, running at full speed, screaming all the while. He was holding a beehive full of honey with one arm and firing his pellet gun with his other hand. He was being chased by a swarm of angry bees. The bees avoided ever shot Joey fired.
Jeff shook his head. "What the fuck was…"
"SON OF A BIIIIIIITCH!"
Once Joey was out of sight, Rex Raptor shot out of the Jungle next. He stopped in front of Jeff and the cameramen and started firing his pellet gun. Only two shots came out as it was out of ammo. Rex threw his gun as hard as he could into the jungle and took off running.
"HEEEEEELP!" He shouted as he ran. A moment later, a giant warthog ran out of the bushes and chased after the fleeing Rex Raptor.
Jeff shook his head. "You know… ill be glad when this shit is…"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"This must be Yugi… lets see what kind of random shit he's gotten himself into…" Jeff said.
Little Yugi ran out of the jungle with an armful of bananas. He ran right past Jeff, dropping bananas as he continued running. Soon after Yugi came running, a group of monkeys ran out from the jungle, reaching their hands into their butts and throwing feces at Yugi.
"Ok… that's just fuckin nasty." Jeff said.
"Should we help them?" one of the cameramen asked.
"No. those duelists are known for pulling stuff out of their asses. They can get themselves out of this mess… get it? The monkeys?" Jeff said
The other cameraman shook his head. "My god…you're sick, Probst! SICK!"
Location : Beach : 1:02pm
Yugi, Joey, and Rex sat quietly on the beach eating. They had meat, honey, fruit, and fruit juice.
Yugi had scratches all over him, and his clothes were ripped. Joey had beestings all over him. Rex looked like he came out of a meat grinder. His body looked completely mangled.
Jeff joined them a moment later. "Wow… you guys look like you got your asses jumped by the Saint Louis Rams!"
"Shove it, Probst!" Joey said.
"Yeah, Blow off!" Rex said.
"…Fuckin' Pharaoh…" Yugi said.
"Well, it's a shame we sent Bernadette back to America… otherwise I would have her treat your wounds!" Jeff laughed.
"… You aint funny, Jeff!" Joey shouted.
"Don't mention that fuckin name in my presence!" Rex shouted.
"… Fuckin' Pharaoh…" Yugi muttered.
"Ok, I'm over it." Jeff laughed. "Once you finish your breakfast, I'll explain your final challenge."
"Awright!" Joey said.
"Thank Slifer!" Rex said.
"…Fuckin' Pharaoh!" Yugi said.
Location : Beach : 2:30pm
Yugi, Joey, and Rex stood before Jeff. Their wounds was mysteriously treated and their clothes were normal, as if the attacks never happened. The helicopter blades on the last helicopter were going.
"So… whats the challenge, Jeff?" Joey asked.
"Ok guys, this is it!" Jeff said proudly. "This is the end of Survivor! Your final challenge… Were going to leave you on this island."
"WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL?" Rex shouted.
"Let him finish, Rex." Yugi said.
"This is where your Survivor skills come into play… you must build a raft, and sail back to Domino! The first one back to Domino is the winner of Survivor!" Jeff announced.
"HOLY CRAP ON A CRUTCH!" Rex shouted.
Joey had question marks over his head. "So… this is a race?" he asked.
Jeff nodded.
"So this is it then… its every Duelist for himself!" Yugi said.
The cameramen and Jeff boarded the Copter. "Survivors ready? GO!"
With that, Yugi, Joey, and Rex took off into different parts of the Jungle.
Inside the copter, Jeff watched Yugi, Joey, and Rex scramble through the jungle on three different monitors.
"This will be the ultimate challenge for them!" Jeff said.
"HEY JEFF! WEVE GOT A PROBLEM!" one of the cameramen said.
"Whats wrong?"
"Theres a large battleship approaching the island!"
"What!" Jeff said. "Zoom in on it!"
A large blimp sped towards Destiny Island. It stopped right over it. Suddenly, a tractor beam shot out from the blimp and snared the CBS Helicopter.
"OUR CONTROL PANELS ARE JAMMED! I CANT GET US OUT!" The pilot shouted.
"What? Who is that?" Jeff said.
The beam pulled the CBS Helicopter inside the large hold of the Blimp. Jeff and his crew were captured by a mysterious black blimp. The blimp began to lower itself down to the island.
Back on Destiny Island…
"GO OBNOXIOUS CELTIC GUARDIAN! FAERIE BLADE SLASH!" Yugi shouted.
Celtic Guardian Slashed a row of trees. They each came down and hit the ground. "Cool! Now all I have to do is…"
"YUGI!"
"Huh?"
Yugi looked to see Rex and Joey run up to him. "What are you guys doing here! DID YOU COME TO SABOTAGE MY RAFT! OH FUCK NO! CELTIC GUARDIAN…"
"No you stupid jackass! LISTEN!" Rex shouted.
"Something isn't right… I was looking at a cloud that looked like Kaiba's mom, and I saw Jeff's helicopter get captured by a large blimp!" Joey explained.
"What? Are you serious? Or are you just trying to trick me?" Yugi said.
"I sense danger!" Yami shouted from the puzzle. "I'm taking over!"
"NO! NO YOU FUCKIN'…."
"YU-GI-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"
Yami Yugi stood before Rex and Joey. "It's that damn Kaiba! I'm gonna whoop his ass once and for all…"
Suddenly, smoke bombs dropped down from the sky and exploded all around our duelists.
Yami, Joey, and Rex coughed and gagged.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" Rex shouted.
Suddenly, evil laughter was heard all around.
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, WE'VE INVADED DESTINY ISLAND!"
"MAKE IT DOUBLE, YOU'VE REACHED YOUR END!"
"Who the… what the fuck was that!" Yami shouted.
"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!"
"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!"
"TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!"
"TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!"
"JESSIE!"
"JAMES!"
"TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"
"SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"
"MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!"
Once the smoke cleared. Two individuals were standing before the Pootiezongas. One was a young woman with long red hair that stuck out straight behind her. The other was a young man who had short blue hair. Both of them wore a white shirt with a large red "R" on the front, but the man had pants on, and the girl had long boots. Along with them, was a talking cat known as Meowth.
"Who… or what… the fuck are YOU susposed to be?" Joey asked.
"WHERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION!" Jessie yelled out.
"Yeah! Were Team Rocket!" James said.
"And as much as we hate those twerpy trainers, we hate you Duelists even woise, so we formed a little alliance!" Meowth said.
"HAVENT YOU ANNOYING BASTARDS LEARNED YOUR LESSON YET!" Yami shouted.
"Annoying! Did he just say we were ANNOYING!" Jessie said.
"Well… maybe YOU are…" James said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BASTARD!" Jessie said.
Meowth turned to his teammates. "NOT NOW YOU IDIOTS! WE HAVE TO GET THESE MORONS AS ORDERED!"
"Right… the boss said it would be stupid to try to fight them…" James said as he looked over at the Duelists.
Yami, Rex, and Joey had their duel disks activated.
"BACK UP!" Jessie said. She pulled out a gun and fired at the Duel Disks.
"OH SHIT!" Rex shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!" Joey shouted.
"GO! DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!" Yami shouted. He put his card on his Duel Disk, but nothing happened. Dark Magician Girl didn't appear!
"YOU BASTARDS… YOU BUSTED OUR DUEL DISKS!" Joey shouted.
"That's ok!" Rex said. "Now we'll just have to beat that ass with our bare hands!"
"Yep!" Yami shouted. "Use your duel disks as weapons, boys!"
Jessie, James, and Meowth blew a whistle loudly. Suddenly, from out all around the Jungle, members of Team Rocket popped out, each pointing guns at Yami, Joey, and Rex. Each Team Rocket member all looked the same. They were dressed like James, only they had black uniforms instead of white, and they all wore black berets.
"Um… I'm going to file this under the category of NOT GOOD!" Joey said.
"DROP YOUR FUCKIN DUEL DISKS!" One of the Rockets shouted. "FUCKIN' DROP EM'!"
"You bitches don't scare us!" Rex shouted.
The Rockets began to fire at the Pootiezongas. Yami, Joey, and Rex began to dance around as they avoided being shot in the feet.
"Unless you bitches want holes in your feet, I suggest you give the fuck up." James said.
The Pootiezongas dropped their duel disks on the floor, then put their arms into the air. The extremely large blimp landed in front of them.
(A/N: Remember the episode "Rumble in the Jungle"? Remember where Yugi and Kaiba's battle took place? That's where this is taking place. The blimp landed in the large empty field.)
"…Were boned…" Joey said.
Suddenly, Jessie walked up and pistol whipped Rex in the back of his head, sending him to the ground unconscience.
"YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" Joey shouted at Jessie.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU SKINNY LEGGED ASSHOLE?" Jessie shot back. She then pistol whipped Joey, sending him plummeting down next to Rex on the floor. Some of the Team Rocket Grunts picked up Rex and Joey and carried them on the blimp.
"WALK!" Meowth shouted as he pushed Yami Yugi. Yami walked towards the ship with his arms still in the air. He walked past Jessie and glared at her.
"Better watch your back, bitch." He said.
Jessie's eye twitched. She walked behind Yami and pistol whipped him as hard as she could. Yami dropped to his knees.
"I fuckin hate Pokemon… WITH A PASSION!"
He finally passed out and hit the floor.
Geez, what a twist! We thought we were seeing the end of Survivor, but Team Rocket has captured Yami Yugi, Joey Wheeler, and Rex Raptor! They even captured Jeff Probst and the CBS crew! To make matters even worse, Team Rocket seem to be in cahoots with Ash Ketchum and his Pokemon Trainer friends! What is Ash planning? Will Yami, Joey, and Rex be able to fight the cast of Pokemon now that they have been separated from their damaged Duel Disks! Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style!
Yes everyone… Survivor! Duelist Style! Has turned into an action/adventure. Don't worry… I've still got my off the wall humor in it! And we still have to finish the final challenge! Stay tuned! Til then, please R&R!