Survivor! Duelist Style! Chapter 17: Survivor: Dungeon Style!, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Going to try to update asap. Time to see what fate lies in store for Yami, Joey, and Rex! Normally I don't like advertisements in fan fictions, but I must recommend that you all read Lord Nysakeo's Emblem of the Duelist. Its long, but it's a really great story! And if you have the chance, check out my newest story, "The Adventures of Bakura and Yami Bakura". And I still have to update Duel Monster Frontier… GEEZUS! I'm finally on summer vacation and I STILL have a lot of work to do! Oh well… enjoy the second part of the Pokemon Saga…

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Survivor, nor any of the songs I'm using in this fan fic. They all have very caring owners that they belong to!

Yami Yugi began to twitch while he slept. His eyes opened his eyes a little and put his hand on his head.

"Ugh… what happened… Oh, that's right! I got sidewinded by that ugly Team Rocket bitch!" Yami was still a little bit shaken from when he got pistol whipped earlier that day. Something wasn't right though. He looked around and noticed that he was in a dark, dank dungeon. The dungeon was a small room that had two disgusting bunk beds that looked like they've never been cleaned. There was also a bucket in the corner of the room that served as a toilet. At the front, There was the entrance that was blocked by steel bars.

Yami Yugi got up from the ground. He noticed that Joey and Rex was lying next to him, still unconscience from when they got pistol whipped by Jessie. Yami began to shake Joey and Rex.

"Joey! Rex! Wake up! Those bastards locked us up!" Yami shouted.

The two duelists began to stir. "Where… where are we, Yuge?" Joey asked as he slowly rose to his feet. Rex got up, then held his nose. "DAMN! It smells like hot ass and Chee-Toos in here!" he said.

"Heh heh heh heh! So you're finally awake I see!"

Yami, Joey and Rex turned to the door to see Ash, Brock, and Misty standing on the other side of the bars, smiling at them.

"YOU SONS OF BITCHES! ILL KILL YOU!" Joey shouted. He ran to the bars and tried to bend them, but to no avail.

"Try all you want, stupid." Misty said. "Those are made of steel. Unless your Superman, there's no way your going to bend those bars!"

"Then I'll just get us out of here a different way! I SUMMON SUMMONED SKULL!" Yami Yugi shouted.

"Hey… Yugi…" Rex said, crossing his arms and staring at Yugi with the anime face, where his eyes are just a straight line and a half of a black dot was at the bottom of the line, which served as the eyeball. "Those bitches busted our duel disks… remember?"

"Yugi stared forward for a moment. "You know what? I knew that." He said, finally breaking the silence.

"You'd better let us out of here! RIGHT NOW!" Joey shouted.

"OH sure… let me go get the keys. We'll let you out in like 2 minutes!" Brock said.

"Are you serious?" Rex said with hope in his eyes.

"FUCK NO YOU STUPID MORON? DO YOU REALLY THINK A CAPTOR WOULD LET HIS PRISONER OUT WHEN THEY DEMANDED THEM TO? ARE YOU THAT FREAKIN' STUPID!" Brock said.

The Duelists growled.

"Anyways, welcome to your new home! You guys are going to rot in that cell until we release you to watch us destroy EVERYTHING Yu-Gi-Oh! And turn this planet into a Pokemon World! HAHAHAHA!" Ash said evily.

"You'll never get away with this, you 11 year old bastard!" Rex shouted.

"That's right!" Yami shouted. "Our friends will come and rescue us! And when they do, we're gonna kick your asses so hard EVERYONE at Nintendo will feel that shit!"

"Whatever!" Misty said as she made the whatever "W" sign with her hands.

"As we speak, Every Pokemon Trainer in Kanto, Johto, AND Hoenn are Invading the town of Domino, destroying EVERYHING you hold dear! We swore that NO Duelist will be spared!" Ash said.

"So to make a long story short… YOUR FUCKED!" Brock shouted. He and Ash then slapped five.

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY US SO BAD? WHAT KIND OF GLORY WILL YOU GET OUT OF IT! ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA JUMP ON THE POKEMON BANDWAGON AGAIN! YOU HAD YOUR TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND ITS OVER! FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT!" Yami Yugi shouted.

"You see, its shit like that is what got you in this mess in the first place!" Misty said. "You don't know how to shut the fuck up!"

"I'm through talking!" Ash said. "You bitches are going to stay in there until I feel the time is right to let you out! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to LOTS to do before the Trinity Hour! Brock! Misty! Lets get going!"

"Ok Ash!" Misty said.

Two Team Rocket officers came into the area and stood before Ash and company. "Try not to torture them TOO much. I want them at least HALF alive when we destroy this miserable place." Ash said to the troops. The officers saluted Ash.

"SIR, YES SIR!" They both said. Ash, Misty, and Brock left the dungeon. The two guards stood on both sides of the door, standing guard.

Inside the Cell, Joey slowly slouched down to the ground. "Soooo… how long do ya think they plan on leaving us in here?" he asked.

"I don't know… But we have GOT to find a way out of this cell!" Yami Yugi said. He, Joey, and Rex nodded in unison, and then began to think of a way to get out of their jail cell.

Day 1

A day has passed since Yami, Rex, and Joey were locked in Pokemon Prison. The Pootiezongas were forced to wear "prison" uniforms. They now wore a long white shirt with a Pokeball on the front and said, "IM A POKEMON TRAINER" on the back. The shirt went all the way down to their knees, and had ripples at the bottom. They also wore black slippers, and blue khakis. As nice as all that sounds, they were only given ONE outfit.

Yami Yugi slept on bottom bunk of the nasty beds, while Joey and Rex tossed a beach ball to each other to pass the time.

"Man, is it just me, or is that fuckin' smell getting stronger?" Rex said as he tossed the beach ball to Joey.

"Sorry… I farted again." Joey said as he caught the ball. He threw it back to Rex.

"Figures! Stinky bitch!" Rex said as he caught the ball. He threw it back to Joey.

"So… thought of a way for us to get out of here yet?" Rex said.

"No… these damn bars are to skinny to slide through… if Kaiba were here, I'm sure his skinny ass could slide through those bars!" Joey said as he caught the ball. He threw it back to Rex. Rex caught the ball and glanced over at Yami Yugi.

"Man, Yugi's been sleeping all day! Doing time like this must have REALLY taken it's toll on the little guy." Rex said. He threw the ball back to Joey. Joey caught the ball.

"That Yugi! He's probably cookin' up some bad ass escape plan to get us out of here in that noodle of his!" Joey said excitedly. "I bet he's already dreamt of a way out of here!"

Yami Yugi had a huge smile on his face…

Yami Yugi's dream…

Yami was having hot, wild sex with Serenity in one of the classrooms at Domino High School. Serenity was bent over a desk, and she was wearing the same uniform that Kagome (from Inuyasha) was wearing.

"OOOOHHH RIGHT THERE! HELL YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME SERENITY!" Yami shouted.

"OOOHH YUGI! OOOHHH YUGI!

End

Yami Yugi's smile got even wider as he slept.

Day 7

A week has passed since the Pootiezongas were locked away in Pokemon Prison. Outside of the cell, the two Team Rocket officers continued to guard their cell, and a squadron of Team Rocket grunts marched back and forth past the cell.

Yami, Joey, and Rex sat on the ground, thinking hard of a way to get out of their dungeon.

"ITS BEEN A FUCKIN' WEEK! WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Rex shouted.

"TELL ME ABOUT IT!" Joey shouted. "These fuckin prison clothes are starting to stink, This fuckin cell reeks of ass and fungus, and lets not forget the fabulous menu they gave us… OVER HARD SQUIRTLE EGGS, HARD ASS BISCUITS, AND TEA EVERY FUCKIN DAY THIS PAST WEEK! I SERIOUSLY THINK THOSE TEAM ROCKET COOKS HAVE BEEN RUBBING THEIR BALLS WHEN THEY COOKED THIS SHIT!"

Rex laughed. "Calm down, dude! You're going crazy!"

Joey quicky stood up and pointed angrily at Rex. "NO YOU CALM DOWN! THIS IS BULLSHIT! COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!"

"Lets not forget… the lack of shampoo! My fuckin' bangs are starting to straighten out! And im losing my star look!" Yami Yugi said.

Joey turned to Yami. "Shampoo? SHAMPOO? SHAM-FUCKIN-POO! FORGET THE SHAMPOO YOU STUPID ASS CUM CATCHER! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKIN HELLHOLE!" Joey then turned to the cell door. "AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM SICK OF LOOKING AT THESE LOSER ASS TEAM ROCKET BASTARDS! I MEAN LOOK AT THEM! MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE FUCKIN CORRIDOR, THINKIN' THEY'RE ALL HARD! BUT THEY REALLY AREN'T! THEYRE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FAGS!"

Joey ran to the cell door and grabbed the bars. "YOU HEAR ME, YOU STUPID FAGS! STUPID FAGS!"

Yami Yugi and Rex Raptor fell on the floor laughing.

Outside the cell, one of the Rocket officers glanced at Joey. "Hey, they're being rowdy again… should be tie them up, duct tape their eyes open, and force them to watch Kiki's Delivery Service?"

The other rocket gave his partner a disturbed look. "DUDE! We're evil, but we aren't THAT evil! I don't care who you are! NO ONE deserves to be tortured like that!"

Day 28

Joey sat in a corner, curled up in a little ball. He had tears running down he cheeks. "I want my mommy! I want my mommy!" he cried.

Rex was in another corner, also curled in a ball. He was twitching and shaking. "I-I-I-I cant take it anymore… as bad as this sounds, I'd MUCH rather be getting raped by Bernadette than sitting in this nasty ass smell… I think I'm starting to like the smell… NOOOOOO!" He suddenly jumped up and ran up to the bars and shook them like crazy. The steel bars didn't budge.

"LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUUUUUUUUT!" Rex shouted.

Joey wiped the tears from his eyes, then stood up and ran towards Rex. He tackled Rex on the ground and began slapping him.

"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Joey shouted.

One of the guards looked inside the cell and saw Joey on top of Rex, slapping his face around.

"Hey, look…" He said to his partner. "That blonde kid is using Doubleslap attack!" The two Rocket officers began laughing, then slapped five.

Yami Yugi ran to his cellmates and separated them. "Stop it! STOP IT! That's enough! Don't you two see! This is what Ash WANTS us to do! But we have to be strong! We have to keep our sanity and… oh shit…"

"Whats wrong, Yuge?" Joey asked.

"This happened once before at New Year's Rockin' Eve!" Yami said.

"A dance number!" Rex asked.

"EXACTLY!" Yami shouted. He, Joey, and Rex lined up. Suddenly, music began to play from some unknown location

(SONG TIME! SING THIS TO THE TUNE OF "Ride Wit Me" by Nelly! Ready?)

Yami Yugi: Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at, Come on now!

Yami Yugi, Joey, and Rex: If you wanna go and have a duel wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)