p)The epic battle of Duel Monsters VS. Pocket Monsters continues! Hey Sakurascorpion19! I never got the chance to give you a shout out cuz you email isn't listed in your profile! You've been a fan, and I wanted to thank you and EVERYONE else for your support! Alright, here's the next chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Survivor, or anything else famous for that matter. If I did, I'd have my own Destiny Island, complete with mansion, swimming pool, and baseball field…
The town of Domino has been turned into a Pokemon paradise… the Kame Game Store, Kaiba Corporation, Kaiba Land, Duelist Stadium… all famous Duel Monster related themes have been eliminated, and Pokemon rose in it's place.
Location : Underground Base deep under the town of Domino : 11:32pm
A snowy tv suddenly got reception. A young man appeared on the tv.
"Hey… Hey! I GOT IT! Twilight Ranger! Get over here! I got it working!"
Twilight Ranger ran over to his friend. "Sweet! Now we can give people the update!"
"Good Evening ladies and gentlemen! I don't want to give my real name, so call me Shortstop189... know what? Just call me 'Trunks'."
"And I'm Twilight Ranger… but call me 'Goten'."
"As you know, Survivor, Duelist Style was cancelled because the world was overthrown by Pokemon!"
"We were able to escape to update you on the situation…"
"Basically, as you all remember, the last chapter ended with Kaiba breaking Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Rex out of the dungeon." "Trunks" explained.
"From there, the story breaks off 3 different scenarios… Yami's Scenario, Tea's Scenario, and Bakura's scenario…" "Goten" explained.
Suddenly, there was a pounding on the door. "OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF TEAM ROCKET! WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE!"
"Trunks" turned to the door. "FUCK ON A DUCK! They've found us!" he shouted.
"We gotta bounce! Come on!" "Goten" said.
"Trunks" and "Goten" ran towards a wall. "Trunks" pushed a part of the stone in, which revealed a hidden door. "Trunks" turned back to the camera. "Watch the footage we managed to steal from Team Rocket. It'll tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about whats happening to the Survivors! Til then, 'Goten' and I have to get the fuck outta here!"
Shortstop and Twilight Ranger took off running through the hidden door, and slammed it shut. The door soon went back into being camoflauged as a wall. Team Rocket officers busted the door down a minute after they were gone.
"Fuck! They got away again!" said one of the officers.
"Well they couldn't have gone very far! Rip this place apart! They're probably hiding!" said the commander.
Team Rocket began to tear the Underground Base apart, looking for Shortstop and Twilight. One of the TVs that was sent plummeting to the ground began to show a picture:
(A/N: I'm pretty sure you all know me by now, so you know that that wasn't THE Trunks and Goten from Dragon Ball Z, but the nick names me and my best friend has. Just want to clear up any confusion!)
Bakura's Scenario
Location : Woods : 10:13pm
Bakura had a small campfire going. "Geez… why did I take this job… why did I say I would free the Duelists… I have no idea where they are or how I am even going to save them for that matter… Wait… I know! Hey, spirit!"
Nothing.
"SPIRIT!" Bakura shouted.
Yami Bakura appeared before Bakura, rubbing his eyes. "What the fuck do you want… Waking me up like that! I was having a bad ass nap!"
"I'm sorry." Bakura said. "But I need your help."
"Help with what…"
"I must free all the Duelists so that we can meet up with everyone else on Destiny Island and plan on how we are going to take down the Pokemon Trainers and Team Rocket."
"To hell with all of you! What makes you think I would want to help those morons!"
"Because if you help me spirit… I'll treat you to the biggest smorgasbord you've ever seen!"
Yami Bakura looked his hikari up and down. "Ok… I'll do it…"
"Great!"
"…But if I find out you're lying, I'm going to whore you out to gay men in San Francisco!"
"Whatever. Just take over!"
Bakura nodded his head and rose it up a few seconds later. He had his evil smirk on his face. "Well, speak of the devil… I scene total gayness approaching this direction… Team Rocket indeed."
A Team Rocket grunt was running at full speed down a path. "Oh geez, I'm going to be late! I'm SOO late! The Commander is gonna kill me!" he panicked. The man kept running at top speed. Suddenly, he was pulled into the bushes. Sounds of beating were heard in the brush. A couple minutes later, Yami Bakura emerged, wearing a Team Rocket outfit.
"Enjoy your new home in the Shadow Realm, bitch!" he said.
"JOHNSON!"
A Team Rocket Commander approached Yami Bakura.
(To make things easy, I'm going to refer to the spirit as "Bakura" and to his hikari as "Ryou".)
"Johnson! Where the hell have you been, Cadet!" the Commander shouted.
"Are you addressing me in that tone!" Bakura shot back.
"The last time I checked, the rotten shit sandwich standing in front of me was known as Johnson! Hence I am 'addressing' you! And do you dare smart mouth your commander like this!" The Commander shouted.
"Bitch, I'm gonna…" Bakura started.
"YOUR GONNA WHAT! YOUR GONNA WHAT, JOHNSON!"
"NO!" Ryou shouted from the Millennium Ring. "We must go along with this! It's the only way we can find the Duelists!"
"But this bitch is ASKING to be sent to the Shadow Realm!" Bakura said with his mind.
"… Swallow your pride… at least until we free the others…" Ryou said.
"… FINE! And u had better not be lying about that meal or your ass is gonna join this twit in the Shadow Realm!" Bakura thought.
"… I'm gonna do…absolutely nothing…" Bakura said quietly.
"YOU DAMN RIGHT YOUR GONNA DO NOTHING! NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BARRACKS! WE LEAVE FOR POKEMON PALACE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING! GO!" The Commander said as he shoved Bakura. Strongly fighting the urge to send the Commander to the Shadow Realm, Bakura gritted his teeth and walked forward.
"That's right Johnson! You better start walking! I'm like an overdue electric bill! I'll put your lights out!" The Commander shouted as he followed Bakura.
A few moments later…
A group of Team Rocket Cadets, along with the still disguised Bakura, all climbed into their bunk beds.
"Lights out, you lumpy pieces of Bulbasaur shit! Tomorrow we leave at day's break for Pokemon Palace!" The Commander shouted as the lights went out. Footsteps were heard, indicating he was walking out the barracks. Suddenly a large thumping sound was heard. "OUCH! FUCK! LIGHTS ON! LIGHTS ON!" The Commander shouted.
The lights suddenly went on and the Commander was seen hopping with one leg out of the room, rubbing his other leg. He stopped once he got to the door. "OK, Lights out!" The lights went out again.
Bakura laid on the top bunk of on of the beds. "Fuck I'm hungry… what are you gonna feed me in this, 'smorgasbord'"? He asked.
"Everything your little heart desires." Ryou answered from the Puzzle.
"…can we have… Macaroni and Cheese…?" Bakura asked.
"…Yes…" Ryou said.
"HELL YEAH!" Bakura shouted. A Team Rocket Cadet on the bottom bunk pounded on the bottom of Bakura's bed. "Shut the fuck up, Johnson! Quit fuckin' talking to yourself while I'm trying to sleep!" He said.
"You son of a…"
"Bakura…"
The next morning…
It was 5:30am when the Commander busted into the Barracks of the Team Rocket Cadets. "WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU LOWLY BUTTERFREES! WE JUST GOT WORD THAT THOSE DUELISTS THAT WERE HELD IN CAPTIVITY THE PAST YEAR ESCAPED! GET THE FUCK UP!"
The Cadets all woke up and stumbled out of bed. "GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!" The Commander shouted. All the Cadets were quickly in uniform. All except Bakura, who was still sleeping. The Commander walked over to him and blew a whistle in his ear. Bakura jumped up and darted his sights on the Commander.
"I SHOULD SOCK YOU IN YOUR DAMN NOSE!" Bakura shouted.
"WAKE YOUR ASS UP, JOHNSON! GET ON THE DAMN TRANSPORT COPTER! WE HAVE TO GO! NOW!"
"You dare order me around like I'm one of your…" Bakura then remembered that he was undercover.
"…Sir, yes sir…" He sighed. Still in his uniform, Bakura got up and walked towards the door.
"YEAH, YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW DIRECTIONS, JOHNSON, YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M A THOROUGHBRED IN A DONKEY RACE! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
When Bakura got outside, he noticed that there were two transport copters. One was destined to go to Pokemon Palace, which was located at the edge of Domino, and the other to Team Rocket H.Q., in the Kanto district.
The commander ran outside and faced his Rocket Platoon. "Red Team, go to Rocket Headquarters! Blue Team, go to Pokemon Palace with me! MOVE OUT!"
All the rockets began to scatter to their respective copters, all except Bakura, who had no idea what was going on.
"WHICH ONE OF THIS CONTRAPTIONS LEADS TO POKEMON PALACE!" he shouted.
The commander shoved Bakura. "GET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS ON THE COPTER JOHNSON, BEFORE WE LEAVE YOUR ASS!"
"You push me again and I'm gonna…" Bakura shouted with rage in his eyes.
"YOU'LL WHAT! YOU'LL DO WHAT JOHNSON?" The Commander challenged.
"… I'll sit on the plane and pout like a little bitch…" Bakura said as he turned around and walked to the copter on the right.
"DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL! I'M LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S GRAVY, JOHNSON! I'LL MAKE YOU LUMPY!"
Bakura got in and sat down with the Blue Team. The Commander followed him inside as the doors closed. Both Copters took off into the air and flew off into the morning skies, both going different directions.
"… I swear, if this isn't the right way, bitches are going to the Shadow Realm…" Bakura thought.
Location : Pokemon Palace : 7:13am
The flight to Pokemon Palace was a long one… mainly because the Transport copter was really slow. Pokemon Palace looked like a giant castle out of a fairy tale book… a Grim Fairy Tale book for those of you who don't like Pokemon. It was a beautiful palace that was Pokemon all over. Water Pokemon swam the moat surrounding the castle. Flying Pokemon flew around it, both as guards and pets. Of course, as seen in anything Pokemon related, there were pokeball decorations all over the place.
Bakura's stomach turned as he caught a glimpse of the castle.
"This is down right disgusting…" Bakura thought. "It's like these damn people are a cult or something…"
The transport copter touched down in the middle of the courtyard. The large doors opened in the back and Team Rocket all scattered outside. They were met by Professor Oak himself.
"Welcome! The master… or should I say my grandson, would like to see you all."
The Rockets all threw up a salute. "SIR YES SIR!" They all said.
Professor Oak lead them through the Palace, with Bakura lagging behind. The group reached the large double doors… which lead to the main room. Professor Oak opened the doors.
"Ok, it's all yours! Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do." He said as he walked away. The Rockets went inside the large room. It looked like a giant medieval Pokemon sanctuary. A cold chill ran up Bakura's spine as he walked inside.
"Bakura... Thief King Bakura, are you SCARED!" Ryou said.
"Fuck yeah I'm scared!" Bakura said with his mind. "If you see what I'm seeing right now, your little ass would be scared too!"
"Welcome back Team Rocket!"
Everyone looked forward to see Gary Oak sitting on a throne, with Tracey, May, and Max standing beside him. Gary was wearing a red cloak, with a crown on his head.
"The reason I called you all here is because those Duelists may be stupid enough to try and fight us, knowing damn well that they'll lose! But just because we're not cutting any corners, I want you guys here with us." Gary explained.
"SIR YES SIR!" shouted the Rockets, sans Bakura.
"Gary…" May said. "It's breakfast time!"
Gary looked at the Pokemon clock on one of the walls. "Indeed it is… SEND IN OUR BITCHES!"
"Breakfast…" Bakura thought, about to drool. "Easy, boy…" Ryou said from the Ring.
Jeff Probst and the two cameramen, all dressed in butler suits, entered the room. They all pushed a cart that was full of bacon, eggs, waffles, pancakes, hash browns, orange juice, and a side of syrup. Ryou's transparent image appeared next to Bakura. "Bakura, look! Its Jeff!" he said.
"Good… that's three less bastards we have to locate." Bakura said quietly.
"So…" Gary said. "Have you all decided to film Survivor! Pokemon Style?" Gary asked.
"Like I've been telling you the past year…" Jeff said. "WE AREN'T IN CHARGE OF THOSE DECISIONS!"
"Well, it looks like you'll be stuck as our bitches for the rest of your lives til you have a CHANGE OF HEART! HAHAHA!" Gary laughed. May, Max, and Tracey began to laugh along with him.
"Pokemon Style? You have GOT to be kidding me…" Bakura said. The Commander suddenly slapped him in the head. "Shut up, Johnson!" he said quietly.
"Forget it!" one of the cameramen said. "Were getting out of here!"
Gary stood up and threw out three Poke-balls. Each one popped open and revealed Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur. "Youre gonna do what now?" Gary asked with a smirk on his face. All three men were quiet. "Now…" Gary started. "I want you to shine those Pokeballs we have up on display. We have to make them looking nice for the one year anniversary of Pokemon destroying Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Jeff looked at the Pokeballs. "Whats in there? More Legendary Pokemon?" he asked.
"Not that it's any of your business…" Tracey said.
"But they happen to be the Duelists that we captured!" Max shouted. "Mai Valentine, Mako Tsunami, Weevil Underwood, Duke Devlin, Marik and Ishizu Ishtar, Odion, Espa Roba, Bonz, Bandit Keith, and that blonde hottie… Rebecca…" Max said. Little hearts fluttered over his head.
"Theres a lot of other duelists that are locked in the dungeons in Team Rocket Headquarters, like your little friends Yugi and those other two losers!" Tracey explained.
Gary jumped out of his seat so fast, he knocked his throne over. "TRACEY! MAX! HELLO! DON'T TELL THESE IDIOTS!"
"Don't worry Gary!" May said with a wink. "It's not like these guys are going to try anything funny!"
"Sir!" The Commander said from in front of the Rockets. "We just got word that those duelists have somehow broken free… they probably found the hole in the cell… which I said was a stupid idea to use a sheet to cover it. But they insisted that the duelists would be too stupid to find it!"
"So?" Gary said. "Ash was the one responsible for them… let him clean up his own damn mess!"
Suddenly, Bakura started laughing evily. Gary looked over at him. "Hey! You find something funny!" He shouted.
"Johnson! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" The Commander said.
"YOU IGNORANT DOLT! I TRICKED YOU ALL ALONG TO GET ME CLOSE TO THE DUELISTS!" Bakura shouted. He threw off the Team Rocket uniform and put on his Duel Disk. The Rockets took out their pokeballs and threw them. Dark Pokemon all appeared before Bakura.
"Duelist! You'd better freeze or…"
"Or else you'll do what, you pathetic little drones!" Bakura shot back.
"Go Houndour! Use Flamethrower, now!" the Rockets all shouted in Unison. The dark dogs opened their mouths and fired streams of hot fire. Bakura quickly activated Mirror Force and shot the attacks back at them. The Houndour all fell unconscience.
"Now, its my turn. And were doing this shit my way!" Bakura shouted. His Millennium Ring began to glow, and the floor began to turn into a dark, mucky like substance. The Rockets began to sink into it.
"What the… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" The Commander shouted.
"You bitches are going to the Shadow Realm! THAT'S whats happening!" Bakura shouted.
Jeff and the cameramen ran behind Bakura. "Hey Bakura!" Jeff shouted. "Gary and his buddies are getting away!"
"No one can run from the Shadow Realm!" Bakura shouted. Dark shadow hands appeared from the walls and grabbed Gary, Tracey, May, and Max. They all screamed with tears in their eyes. "HELP! OH MY GOD HELP!" Gary shouted. More and more shadows appeared from the walls and pulled them in. The Rockets were sinking fast into the ground. They all screamed, unable to break free. Bakura walked over to the Commander and kicked him in the face.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT COMMANDER! I'M A PARACHUTE THAT'S CAUGHT ON FIRE! I'LL DROP YOU LIKE ITS HOT!" Bakura shouted. Ryou's transparent image appeared next to Bakura. "HEY! Let me get in on this!" He cleared his throat. "I'm a bag boy in a supermarket with a loaf of bread! I'll smash you flat!"
"Touche, Ryou!" Bakura said.
The shadows cleared and Bakura, Ryou, Jeff, and the two cameramen stood tall.
"Bakura! You saved us!" Jeff said.
"We don't have time for reunions! Free those Duelists so that we may get the fuck out of here!" Bakura ordered. Jeff and the two men grabbed the pokeballs on display and threw them up in the air. They each popped open, setting free Mai, Mako, Weevil, Ishizu, Marik, Odion, Espa, Bonz, Bandit Keith, and Rebecca.
"What… What happened?" Odion said.
"Where are we?" Mako said.
"I remember!" Mai shouted. "We got jumped by those bastard ass Pokemon Trainers! Where are they! THEY PICKED THE WRONG BITCH TO FUCK WITH!"
"Hey!" Ryou suddenly took over as host. "Listen to me everyone! We have to get out of this place and get back to Destiny Island! We heard Yugi and Joey and Rex have escaped and their probably going there!"
"Wait a minute…" Marik said. "YOU saved us! How did your weak ass beat those Pokemon Trainers?"
"You wanna find out you bastard?" Ryou said in Bakura's voice.
"We don't have time!" Ishizu shouted. "We must flee, now!"
"Wait a minute!" Jeff shouted. He ran over to a large save against the wall. Somehow he managed to break inside. "You guys may want to take these!"
Inside the safe were the Duel Disks that belonged to the captured Duelists. They each took their respective Duel Disks, then Bakura lead the way out.
"Bakura, do you have any idea where you're going?" Mai asked him.
"…No…" Ryou said. "Let me take over. I know how to get out of this place!" Bakura said. The Millennium Ring flashed, and Bakura was back in control. "THIS WAY!" He shouted. He lead Jeff and the Duelists to the path where Professor Oak took Team Rocket. They eventually made it to the main courtyard, where There were an army of Pokemon Trainers standing outside waiting for them. Each of them between the ages of 12 and 16.
"What the FUCK is this supposed to be?" Bandit Keith said.
"If you think were letting you get away, you'd better think again!" said one of the trainers.
"I DO NOT have time for this shit!" Bakura shouted. He closed his eyes. The Millennium Ring began to flash bright.
"What the fuck are you doing, Bakura?" Mai asked.
Dark storm clouds began to form around Pokemon Palace. The Pokemon trainers began to look around, wondering what was happening.
"SHADOW WORLD!" Bakura shouted. A large black beam shot down from the sky and inhaled the Pokemon Trainers, pulling them into the clouds. A few moments later, the sky went back to being clear and sunny.
"THAT WAS FUCKIN' SWEET!" Marik shouted. "YOU HAVE GOT TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!"
He looked back to see Ishizu and Odion giving him a very pissed off look. "Um… never mind…" Marik said.
"Look everyone!" Jeff said. He pointed at a large plane that looked like a Charizard. "Get inside, NOW!" Bakura shouted. The Duelists infiltrated the plane, and Bakura ran to the controls. Bakura hit every switch on the plane, trying to make it fly.
"Damn this machination… how do you get it into the air!" He shouted frusteratedly. The plane finally started. But when Bakura stepped on the gas, the Charizard plane shot not forward, but backwards, into the palace!
"OUCH! SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON UP THERE YOU WHITE HAIRED FREAK?" Bandit Keith shouted. Bakura turned around. "Shut your god damn mouth before you end up with those Pokemon Trainers in the Shadow Realm!" he shouted.
"Hey." Ryou said. "Why don't you try pulling this lever?"
"… Sure, why not." Bakura said. He pulled a lever, then stepped on the gas again. The plane shot forward this time, crashing clear through the wall that keeps intruders out of the castle.
"NOW PULL UP ON THE CONTROLS!" Ryou shouted.
The plane continued to roll forward until it eventually went off a cliff. Bakura, misinterpreting what Ryou meant, push the controls forward, sending the Charizard plane plummeting downwards.
Jeff, the Cameramen and the Duelists began to scream in terror.
"NEW DRIVER! SOMEONE ELSE FLY THIS BITCH!" Marik shouted.
"WERE GONNA DIE! WERE GONNA DIE!" Rebecca shouted.
"PULL BACK! PULL BACK! FOR THE LOVE OF OBELISK, PULL BACK!" Ryou shouted
Bakura crossed his arms, "You know, if you're going to keep yelling at me, I'm just gonna us all!"
Ryou's transparent image got wide eyed. "Bakura… I am SOO sorry!" he said.
"Much better." Bakura said. He pulled back on the controls a split second before hitting the water, saving everybody. Sighs of relief was heard throughout the plane.
"… That got the ol' heart rate up…" Mai said, breaking the silence.
"That was fun! Lets do it again!" Rebecca shouted.
Cameras showed the plane, and a tiny figure being thrown out… guess who it was? Yeah, it was Rebecca (sorry Rebecca fans… I cannot STAND her.)
And so, the plane flew off into the morning skies. Jeff walked towards Bakura. "Hey Bakura… Destiny Island is Westbound… why are we going East?" Jeff asked.
"Because a certain bastard owes me a smorgasbord." Bakura answered.
"Bakura! There's serious stuff going on right now! We can't just…"
Bakura slammed down on the controls and sent the Charizard plane into a nose dive.
"OK OK! WE"LL EAT! WE"LL EAT!" Ryou shouted.
"That's what I thought." Bakura said. He made the plane fly toward a small city. A few minutes later, The Charizard plane was full of donuts. Jeff was at the controls, flying toward Destiny Island. The Duelists were all eating boxes and boxes of donuts.
"HELL YEAH! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKIN' ABOUT!" Bandit Keith shouted.
"We've been stuck on those damn balls for so long I forgot what food tasted like!" Marik shouted.
Bakura was busy pigging out on donuts to care what was going on. Ryou's transparent image appeared next to him. "It's a good thing my uncle owns a donut factory" he said with his arms crossed.
And so, the Charizard plane headed towards Destiny Island, to meet with their friends and allies.
The TV monitor began to get static, then snow up, as a new scenario began…
Tea's Scenario
Location: Pokemon Tower : Lavender Town : 10:10pm
Pokemon Tower… a haunted, scary home for deceased Pokemon. At the very top, Ash Ketchum stood staring at the moon, along with his buddy, Pikachu.
"Soon, Pikachu… soon… The Trinity Hour will be upon us… and when that happens… This world will be…"
Misty appeared on the roof, desparately rushing to Ash.
"ASH! ASH! IVE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS! YUGI, JOEY, AND REX HAVE ESCAPED! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! WE'VE LOST CONTACT WITH GARY! WE CANT GET IN CONTACT WITH POKEMON PALACE!" She sobbed.
Ash turned to face her. "It's ok, Misty. They're already too late. Our plan is already in play. There's NOTHING they can do to stop us. Most likely they're going to where that stupid reality show was being filmed. Go there and kill them once and for all!"
"You got it Ash!" Misty said. She turned and ran back to the door. Ash turned back to the moon. "Just let them try to stop me! They'll NEVER stop the El Taco!"
Location : Mountainous area overlooking Japan : 10:13pm
Tea Gardner had been really busy gathering allies to help her find her friends and fight the Pokemon Trainers. Once she got enough people, it was time to head to the rendezvous point to plan for a counter attack.
Deep in the mountains, Tea gathered all her allies together.
"Thank you… thank you all for helping us out!" Tea said. The allies she gathered were:
Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs, and Chris (Sonic X)
Goku, Vegeta, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Piccolo, Gohan, and Future Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Chibi Goten, Pan, and Mr. Satan (Dragon Ball Z)
Inuyasha and Kagome (Inuyasha)
Naruto
Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Winner, Wufei Chang, and Zechs Marquis (Gundam Wing)
Ken, Ryu, and Akuma (Street Fighter)
Vampire Hunter D
Vash The Stampede (Trigun)
Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy (Teen Titans)
"No problem! We all hate Pokemon just as much as you do!" Goku said.
"I was hired to kill those bastards. So our goals are the same." D said. "Stop that damn lying!" his possessed hand said. "You were lonely and you wanted friends!" D pulled his hand to his mouth. "Don't make me chop your ass off…"
"Who do you think was behind the Nuke All Pokemon . com?" Beast Boy said.
"YOU?" Cyborg shouted
"No… a buddy of mine!" Beast Boy laughed. Cyborg slapped his forehead.
"Anyways!" Tea said. "We should get going. We have to meet my friends on Destiny Island so we can all plan on how we're going to beat the Pokemon group."
"I'll tell you how!" Vegeta shouted. "We'll just fly in there and BLAST them all!"
"Um, father…" Future Trunks said. "I don't think that's going to work in this situation…"
"Plus…" Heero said. "I overheard that Ash kid say something about a Trinity Hour and some bullshit like that."
"If that's the case, we must leave immediately!" Shadow the Hedgehog said. "I know all about the Trinity Hour, and no one is safe if that boy recites the chant!"
"Don't worry Shadow! We can stop it! Right Sonic?" Chris said. Sonic slapped his forehead. "Why the hell did we bring YOU of all people along anyways! I knew we should have waited for Knuckles and Tails… hell, AMY would have been more useful.
Tea stamped her feet to get everyone's attention. "Ok guys, we have to go, now!"
"HOLD IT!" Inuyasha shouted. Everybody looked over at him. "Ok, never mind. I just wanted a speaking roll. Everybody groaned.
"How do we get to the Island of Destiny from a mountainous region?" Starfire asked.
"There's a land bridge that leads to Destiny Island." Cyborg said. "But its on the other side of the mountains… a good 2 day walk."
"Then lets get going!" Tea said.
And so, Cyborg and Tea lead the allies through the mountains. Hours and hours went by. It actually began to rain for a little bit, and the group was forced to take shelter. Mr. Satan and Chris annoyed everyone with games like I-Spy and sing-a-longs. When the weather cleared, it was time to sally forth again.
"I wonder…" Tea thought as she walked with Raven. "Did Jeff Probst know about this Land Bridge?"
"No. It's a secret path that was said to be guarded by a Toll Troll. The Troll cannot be defeated by any kind of attack." Raven explained.
"Then… why are we going there!" Tea said, scared.
"Because its just a fairy tale." Raven said.
Another day passed. The group decicded to have a picnic. Vash took a picture of the happy moment.
Hours and hours passed again, and the party finally made it to the land bridge. The path looked like the entrance to a New York subway, which went deep underground and had a path that leads to Destiny Island.
"Come on! Let's go!" Beast Boy said.
"Damn… my scenario was short!" Tea said.
Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appeared and a Frodo looking being appeared in front of the group.
"Oh no…" D said. "It's the Toll Troll… I guess it really DOES exist."
"There's no way to kill it unless we answer all 3 of its questions…" Raven said.
"Oh, just GREAT!" Vegeta complained.
"All we have to do is answer some stupid questions! Let the champ handle this!" Mr. Satan shouted.
"Grandpa, I don't think…" Goku held Pan back. She looked up at Goku, who simply shook his head, telling her to let him go.
Mr. Satan faced the Toll Troll.
"Halt! You may not pass unless you answer my questions 3!" The Troll said. "Question one… Vvvvuuuuutttt is your favorite color!"
"Brown!" Mr. Satan answered.
"Correct!" said the Troll. "Vvvvvvuuuuuttttt is your destination!"
"Destiny Island!"
"Correct!"
"Wow… Satan can actually do it…" Gohan said.
"Vvvvvvvvvvuuuuuuuuuttttttttt is the square root of 3,445,393,490,593?"
Mr. Satan made a blank face. "What the… WHAT THE HELL KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!"
The Troll pointed his hands forward and shot a huge beam that engulfed Mr. Satan.
"Look guys… Hercule is dead…" Krillin said. There was silence for a minute. Then, the Dragon Ball Z crew began to cheer like crazy. Piccolo popped off a cork off a bottle of champagne and began to spray everybody with it. Anime sweat drops dropped from everyone else's heads.
"Ok… we lost one annoying member… who's next?" Vash the Stampede asked. Sonic and Shadow looked at each other, then smiled. They both shoved Chris towards the Troll.
"Hey! What happened?" Chris said.
"Halt! You may not pass unless you answer my questions 3!" The Troll said.
Chris began to panic. "Wait, I don't wanna…"
"Question one… VVvvvvvvvuuuuuutttttt is your favorite color?"
"Uhh… Brown… NO NO NO, I MEAN BLUE! BLUE!"
The Troll once again pointed his hands forward and shot out a beam, completely destroying Chris.
"OH HELL YEAH!" Sonic shouted. He and Shadow jumped up and slapped five.
"Ok… that's the last of the annoying characters… now we have to be serious, guys." Tea said.
"Then let me take it…" Inuyasha said as he walked forward.
"Be careful, Inuyasha!" Kagome shouted. Inuyasha turned back and gave her a thumbs up.
Inuyasha faced the troll. "Halt! You may not pass unless…"
"Yeah yeah yeah! Unless I answer your questions 3! I know! Get on with it already!" Inuyasha said.
"Question 1… VVvvvvuuuuttt is your favorite color?"
"Red."
"Correct! VVVvvvvvvvuuuuuuuttttt is your destination?"
"Destiny Island."
"Correct! VVvvvvvuuuuuuuuttttt is your favorite dance move!"
Inuyasha's face turned. "WHAT THE FUCK! I REFUSE TO ANSWER THAT FUCKIN QUESTION!"
The Troll pointed his hands forward at Inuyasha. "OK OK! I'LL ANSWER!"
Everyone looked forward.
"…it's the Macarena…" Inuyasha whispered.
"What!" The Troll said. "Yeah, WHAT!" Kagome said with a smile on her face.
Inuyasha growled. "THE MACARENA! THE MACARENA, DAMMIT!" he shouted.
The group all began to fall down laughing. "BWA HA HA HA HA! CAN YOU SEE INUYASHA DOING THE MACARENA?" Tea shouted.
"You… YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS 3! THAT MEANS…" The Troll began to inflate, then exploded.
"YEAH! KICKED YO' ASS!" Inuyasha shouted. He turned to the group, who was still laughing. Inuyasha began to get angry. "STOP FUCKIN' LAUGHIN' BEFORE I START HACKIN' HEADS OFF!"
Everybody stopped laughing, then got off the floor.
"Come on guys! Destiny Island is just up ahead!" Tea shouted as she ran into the Land Bridge. The others nodded as they followed her inside.
And so, Tea and her group ran through the Land Bridge, arriving at Destiny Island. Their team will be powerful, seeing as how they lost two of the weakest characters in any Anime.
The TV monitor began to get static, then snow up, as a new scenario began…
Yami Yugi's Scenario
Bullets fired. Fire, Water, Grass, and Darkness attacks flew in all sorts of directions. Yami Yugi, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Rex Raptor, and Seto Kaiba charged through Team Rocket's Headquarters, along with Kaiba's Blue Eyes White Dragon, trying to find a way out. But the numbers overwhelmed them.
"FUCK! IF ONLY YOU BASTARDS HADN'T LOST YOUR DAMN DUEL DISKS, YOU COULD FUCKIN BE OF SOME USE!" shouted a frusterated Kaiba.
"Kaiba stop bitchin'!" Joey shouted.
"Kaiba's right though!" Yami shouted. "We have to find something to help fight these idiots!"
"Hey! Check this shit out!" Rex shouted. He pointed at a room that said, "ARMORY". Tristan's eyes lit up. "Freakin' sweet…" he said.
"Come on!" Joey said.
"Wait… since when do Duelist go around wielding guns!" Yami said.
"Hey… this is a fan fic, remember? 4Kids isn't behind this shit!" Joey said.
"Yeah… you KNOW they wouldn't let us get away with all this language!" Tristan added.
"Ok, good point! Lets go!" Yami said. Yami, Rex, Joey, and Tristan ran inside the armory. Another dozen group of Team Rocket members began to charge at Kaiba, each of them with guns and Pokemon running alongside with them.
"YOU BITCHES ARE LIKE A BUNCH OF COCKROACHES! SQUASH ONE AND MORE POP OUT OF THE WALL!" Kaiba shouted. He put two more Blue Eyes on his Duel Disk, then Polymerization.
"GO BLUES EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!" he shouted. The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon emerged, then shot a huge beam of energy at the Rockets, blowing them all away.
"…bitches…" Kaiba said.
Yami, Joey, Tristan, and Rex returned, each of them holding assault rifles. "AAWWW YEAH! JOEY WHEELER'S PACKIN' SOME SERIOUS HEAT!" Joey said excitedly.
Kaiba shook his head. "… Lets go!" he said.
Kaiba lead the others through the base, taking out each and every Rocket that popped up in their way. The crew made it outside, where Mokuba was waiting in a Kaiba Corp Helicopter. "SETO! OVER HERE!" He shouted.
Bullets wizzed past them. Pokemon attacks flew past them. But Yami, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, and Rex continued to run. Yami, Joey, Rex, and Tristan continued to run, occasionally turning around to fire their assault rifles. The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon continued to fire it's attacks. They all jumped in the helicopter. The chopper turned around and began to fly away at full speed.
Suddenly, at the top of Team Rocket headquarters, a large cannon turned and took aim at the Kaiba Corp. Helicopter.
"5… 4… 3… 2… 1… FIRE!"
The cannon shot a huge blast that went directly at the helicopter, hitting it dead on. It began to go down fast!
"SHIT! EVERYONE HANG ON!" Mokuba shouted. The Duelists all began to shout as the helicopter landed down in a forest area.
Inside the Headquarters, two Rocket officers watched as the chopper went down into the woods.
"Its down… should we go after them? We should make sure those guys are dead." One of them said.
"Nah. That's Evil Forest. Even if they did survive that crash, there's no way they'll make it out alive. Too bad too… I think Ash wanted them alive… oh well… shit happens." The other one responded.
Location : Evil Forest : 12:32am
Joey, Rex, Tristan, and Kaiba began to come around. They were all unconscience from their crash landing.
"You guys ok?" Joey asked.
"Gee, I don't know. I just came out of a fuckin' shot down helicopter… YOU TELL ME, MUTT!" Kaiba shouted.
"You know what Kaiba! I am going to kick your ass right here, right now!"
"You aren't going to do shit!" Kaiba shot back.
"THAT'S IT!" Joey shouted. He charged at Kaiba, and the two of them were on the ground, fighting.
Yami Yugi emerged from the bushes. "There you are!" He said. Tristan turned around. "Hey Yugi! Glad your alive after you jumped out of the copter!" he said.
"I didn't jump out! I got knocked out the back from the impact!" Yami said.
"Hey Yugi, your just in time! Look at this!" Rex said, pointing at Joey and Kaiba, wrestling on the ground. "Dammit!" Yami said. "Tristan, help me separate them!"
Yami grabbed Joey and Tristan grabbed Kaiba. "THAT'S ENOUGH! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT! WE MUST GET TO DESTINY ISLAND SO THAT…"
"Shut up, bitch! Who the hell said you were in charge!" Kaiba shot at Yami.
"You know what Kaiba?" Yami said.
"What bitch! Don't think just because Pokemon took over the world, I'm still not going to kill your ass! The ONLY reason I saved you is because I want you to die by MY hands and not some gay ass 11 year old boy!" Kaiba shouted.
"THAT'S IT!" Yami shouted. He charged and speared Kaiba to the ground. The two of them began to fight.
Joey turned to Tristan. "Oh… By the way…" Joey punched Tristan directly in the face.
"OUCH! YOU STUPID ASS SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" Tristan shouted as he held his face.
"THAT'S FOR SENDING ME A FUCKIN' TIME BOMB! YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHIT!"
"YOU ASS! YOU DESERVED THAT FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME WITH THAT FAT NURSE!"
"BITCH YOU STARTED IT!"
"oh that's it! Your goin' down, Wheeler!"
And just like that, Joey and Tristan were fighting. Rex watched wide eyed as Yami and Kaiba and Joey and Tristan fought. It was two fights going on right in front of him.
"KICK ASS!" He shouted.
Suddenly a gun shot fired. The four duelists quickly stopped fighting.
"DA FUCK WAS THAT!" Joey shouted.
A figure emerged from the bushes. "How can we beat those Pokemon Trainers if you are all acting like this?"
Rex's jaw dropped. "OH HELL NAW!"
Maximillion Pegasus walked toward the Duelists, wearing his explorer outfit that he wore on his expedition to Egypt. "PEGASUS! YOUR ALIVE! BUT I SAW YOU DIE!" Tristan shouted.
"Oh no, Tristan-boy! That was really Croquet… disguised as me. I sent him to free you. He's the one who's dead." Pegasus said.
"Well aint that a bitch…" Tristan said.
"Anyways, we MUST get to Destiny Island! The others should already be there! Come on!" Pegasus said.
"Wait! WHERES MOKUBA!" Kaiba shouted. "We aren't going anywhere until I find my brother.!"
"The sorry piece of shit is probably dead. Come on, we've got to go!" Yami said.
"YOU STUPID MOTHER…" And like that, Kaiba and Yami were fighing AGAIN. Pegasus fired his shotgun into the air. "BREAK IT UP!"
Yami and Kaiba got off the ground, but looked at each other evily.
"We'll find Kaiba-boy's brother, then we'll go to Destiny Island! Got it!" Pegasus ordered.
Everyone but Rex nodded.
"Hey! Who put Chief Dances With Wolves over there in charge!" Rex shouted.
"Because he has a gun you idiot, where as we lost ours in that crash!" Joey said quietly.
"…Oh…" Rex said.
"Come on!" Pegasus said.
Hours have passed, and the Duelist walked through the evil forest in search of Mokuba, Pegasus fired his shotgun at any evil animal that attacked them.
(You all like all the violence I decided to add?)
Another hour later, the group walked to a large, circular field.
"MOKUBA!" Kaiba gasped.
Mokuba laid unconscience on the ground. However, there was a small kitten standing next to him. The kitten had a cute, baby face look on. It let out a little meow that a baby kitten would make.
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ISNT THAT CUUUUUUUUUTE!" Pegasus shouted.
Rex slapped his forehead. "Dude, you are SO fucking GAY!"
"I'm gonna go pet him…" Pegasus said with a huge grin on his face. "Wait a minute, Pegasus!" Yami said. "I sense danger from that feline."
"What do you mean, Yuge!" Joey asked.
"Look at it… it's almost as if that kitten is standing guard over Mokuba." Yami said.
"OH please Yugi Boy! Its just a harmless kitty-kitty!" Pegasus said in his flamboyant, cutesy voice. He walked towards the kitten. "Let me pet you, you cute little…"
As soon as Pegasus got close enough, the kitten's cute, innocent looks turned evil! It's eyes turned blood red, and the kitten opened it's mouth to reveal sharp fangs. The kitten pounce Pegasus and began to attack!
"AAAAAHHHHH! OH SHIT! OH DAMN! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Pegasus shouted desparately.
Yami, Joey, Rex, Kaiba, and Tristan watched the scene in bafflement. A few moments later, Pegasus was gone.
"OH NO!" Tristan shouted. "PEGASUS IS DEAD… AGAIN!"
"Don't be so quick to judge, Tristan." Yami said. "Remember, we thought Pegasus was dead before, and he showed up out of nowhere!"
"So you think Pegasus is still alive out there somewhere?" Joey asked.
"Could be…" Yami responded.
The kitten meowed again. Everyone looked at it as it jumped up and pooped out Pegasus's head. The head rolled over and stopped at the group's feet.
"…Yeah, I'd say Pegasus is pretty damn dead now!" Rex said.
"That's fuckin sick!" Kaiba shouted as he kicked Pegasus's head like a soccer ball. "How the fuck are we gonna save Mokuba!" He said as he looked at his brother.
Joey and Tristan looked at each other. "Yugi… Kaiba… Rex… turn around… we don't want you to see what were going to do to this hairball." Joey said.
"But Joey…" Yami said.
"Yuge… turn…" Tristan said.
Yami, Kaiba, and Rex looked at each other, then turned away. "This had better be worth it you fools." Kaiba said.
Joey cracked his knuckles. "You ready, pal!" He said.
"Lets do it!" Tristan said.
Yami, Rex, and Kaiba stood there with their backs turned. Suddenly, sounds of beating and scratching came from behind them. In between those sounds were blood curdling meows and excessive cussing coming from Joey and Tristan. Yami listened in amazement.
"Um… guys… you sure you don't want my help!" Yami shouted.
"STAY BACK YUGI!" Joey shouted. "THIS IS BETWEEN US AND THE CAT! OUCH! YOU STUPID SON OF A …"
A few minutes later, the sounds stopped. Joey and Tristan were both panting. "Ok… you… can… turn around… now…" Joey muttered.
Yami, Rex, and Kaiba turned to see Joey and Tristan with blood all over their clothes and their clothes ripped and scratched. The kitten however, was nowhere to be found.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO!" Yami Yugi shouted.
Joey and Tristan smiled at each other. "Don't worry Yuge… just don't ask." Joey said.
"Damn, that was tough though… that cat was tougher than any high school gang we ever fought!" Tristan said.
"…Tell me about it…" Joey said.
Kaiba ran past them and towards Mokuba. "Mokuba! Hey Mokuba! Wake up!" Kaiba said, lightly slapping Mokuba in the face. Mokuba began to come around. "Ugh… Seto?" He said as he came to.
"Hey… you ok kid?" Kaiba said.
"I am now! Where are we, big brother!" Mokuba asked.
"Don't worry about it… were about to get out of here… thing is, with homo boy dead, were just as lost as ever." Kaiba said.
Suddenly, A tiny bird flew over and landed in front of the others. This bird was different. It only had one leg.
"SPRINGY!" Mokuba said as he ran over to the bird.
"Springy!" The duelists shouted in unison. "Yeah! This is the pet bird I had when I was on Destiny Island!" Mokuba explained. "Did you come to take us to Destiny Island?"
Springy nodded happily. It hopped a few feet, then began to fly. It turned around and signaled to the Duelists, telling them to follow him. Mokuba ran ahead. "Quick guys! Follow Springy! He's going to take us to Destiny Island!"
"Um… should we really believe a bird is going to take us to Destiny Island?" Tristan asked.
"Man, after everything that's happened to us this past year, I'll believe ANYTHING now!" Joey said.
And so, the little bird lead Yami, Joey, Tristan, Rex, Kaiba, and Mokuba to Destiny Island. Once they go to the ocean, the Duelists made a raft and road the waves the rest of the way.
An island appeared in view. "LOOK! THERE IT IS!" Tristan shouted.
"Shut the fuck up, Taylor! You said that about that past 12 Islands we passed!" Kaiba said.
Another island came into view, this one bigger than the last ones. "That's the one!" Yami said.
"You sure, Yuge?" Joey asked.
"Yeah… because there's the area where Kaiba dropped that fuckin bomb!" Yami said, staring at Kaiba. Kaiba simply smiled.
The bird flew into the island, and the Duelists prepared to disembark on Destiny Island.
And so, Yami, Bakura, and Tea's groups all made it to Destiny Island, and they all rendezvoused. This is it… the final showdown between Pocket Monsters and Duel Monster is about to reach the final confrontation! Who will come out on top? Pokemon, or Yu-Gi-Oh! And their allies! Find out on the shocking conclusion to the Pokemon Saga on Survivor! Duelist Style!
Ok guys, this is it! After this chapter, its back to Survivor! See now I need your help. I already have the final battle planned, so please, no advice on that… but I do wanna put in more allies for the Yu-Gi-Oh! Crew, and maybe even the Pokemon Crew… so give me some ideas of who I can use for some allies in the final battle! Until then, please R&R.