This is it, everyone. The final confrontation between Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Concludes today! Sorry for the long wait by the way. I wanted to wait a while and see how many ideas I would get from you guys. That and I've been busy with other projects and enjoying summer. I wanted to thank you all those who helped with allies for the story. I took all your ideas and TRIED to add them in. My email box had hella ideas, so I tried my best to work them into the story. if I didn't get it, I am SO sorry. Ill make it up to you, I swear.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Survivor, or anything else that appears in this fan fic.
Location: Destiny Island : 5 hours before the Trinity Hour
Two Monkeys sat smoking cigarettes, chillin' in one of the many large trees in Destiny Island.
"Man, I for one am glad those damn duelists are gone! They turned our beautiful home upside down!" said one of the monkeys.
"Tell me about it! And there was something wrong with that Rex Raptor guy. Seriously, what a FREAK! And what was up with that one large woman! I almost thought she was a fuckin' elephant… but I have a few elephant friends, so I didn't want to insult them." Said the other.
The first monkey took a puff of his cigarette. "Man, just be thankful their gone." He said. Both monkeys nodded and relaxed. It was then that a small raft came into view and 6 tiny figures disembarked from it. The first monkey was so shocked he spit out his cigarette.
"MAN, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTIN' ME!" He shouted.
The other monkey glanced at him. "What? Whats wrong?" He asked.
The first monkey pointed to the figures that got off the raft. "OH HELL NAW!" he shouted.
"Dammit! Lets get out of here!" said the second monkey. The both of them jumped from tree to tree, escaping the scene.
Yami Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Kaiba, Rex, and Mokuba all touched down on Destiny Island. Tristan ran ahead. "Come on. Pegasus said the Meeting place is where the old Gazonga Mansion used to be!"
"Oh… you mean the Mansion that ass face over there sunk into the ocean!" Kaiba shouted as he stared at Yami. Yami had a huge smile on his face, obviously proud of what he did.
"Oh no! They found us!" Mokuba said as he pointed upwards. They all looked to see a Charizard plane about to touch down on the island.
"Oh fuck that!" Rex shouted. "I am NOT going back to that damn cell… even if there was a big ass hole in the wall… that place smelt like ass!"
Yami Yugi cocked his rifle. "We aren't going ANYWHERE! The only place those Pokemon Trainers are going is on a one way trip to HELL!"
Joey cocked his gun as well. "Hell yeah! That's the spirit, Yuge!"
Tristan followed in the festivities. "Lets cap some ass!"
And so, lead by Yugi, Joey, and Tristan, the group dashed off towards the place where the Charizard plane touched down. It was, in fact, where the Gazonga Tribe campsite was. Yami, Joey, Tristan, and Rex began to let the bullets fly. Mai opened the door to see the four duelists firing like madmen.
"SHIT!" Mai screamed as she slammed the door shut. No sooner than when the door closed, a group of bullets collided with the door. Marik opened one of the windows a little bit and began to shout into a megaphone.
"STOP SHOOTING YOU MORONS! ITS US!"
Joey stopped firing. "Hey, was that Marik? HOLD YA FIYAH!"
Yami and Tristan stopped. Rex kept shooting. Tristan slapped him upside his head.
The door to the Charizard plane opened and Mai and the rest of the Duelists stepped out.
"HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE ALL OK!" Yami shouted.
"Good to see you again, Yugi!" Mai said. Bakura (or Ryou I should say) was the last one off.
"Yugi! Tristan!" He said happily.
Yami and Tristan ran towards him. "Bakura! You did it! For a while there, I didn't think you would pull it off!" Tristan said.
"And for a while there I thought you were GAY!" the spirit said from the Millennium Ring.
"OK, where all here… when do we get revenge on those Pokemon Trainers?" Mako asked.
"Soon… Really soon… The Trinity Hour is upon us…" Yami said.
"Must you always be so fuckin' dramatic?" Kaiba said. Yami turned to him. "KAIBA! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WERE UP AGAINST!" Yami shouted.
"You know something, you skinny ass…" Kaiba started.
"YUGI!"
Everyone turned around to see Tea run from the bushes, followed by her allies.
"TEA! ITS YOU!" Yami said.
"Yep! And I brought some friends too!" She said as she pointed to her group.
"Um… who are those guys?" Joey asked.
"ok, this is Robin, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy, the Teen Titans, Vash the Stampede, Vampire Hunter D, Ken, Ryu, Akuma, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Zechs, Naruto, Inuyasha, Kagome, Goku, Vegeta, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Piccolo, Gohan, and Future Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Chibi Goten, Pan, Sonic, and Shadow the Hedgehogs." Tea said as she took a really deep breath.
"Whoa, You said a mouthful…" Rex said.
"Its great to meet you all… maybe we stand a chance…" Yami said.
"Hey… Where's BB!" Cyborg asked as he looked around the Island.
Location : Route 4 : Johto Region : 4 hours before the Trinity Hour
A large group of Pokemon Trainers were gathered around in a large field, where many wild Pokemon could be caught. Misty faced the trainers, ready to give them orders.
"Listen up! This is it! Today is the day we finally put those Duelists in their places once and for all! Now we don't know what happened at Pokemon Palace, but what we do know is that those damn Duelists are plotting something at Destiny Island, and we will NOT give them the chance to attack! So where gonna hit them hard and fast! Already, Team Rocket is planning an assault on Destiny Island, so were gonna hit them from the air! Is EVERYBODY READY!" Misty shouted.
All the trainers roared and cheered.
"THEN LETS GO!" Misty shouted.
A group of transport copters landed on the field, and the trainers all boarded them. A few of the other trainers decided to use their strongest flying Pokemon and use them to fly to Destiny Island. Soon, they were in the air, and took off into the skies toward Destiny Island!
In a tree, not far from the "pep rally", a green bird sat in a tree. The bird reverted back to Beast Boy. "Dude… this is NOT cool… we don't even have a plan yet and their already about to attack us!"
"Looks like you could use some help…"
"Huh?" Beast boy looked down at the figure on the ground. "You're…"
Location : Destiny Island : 3 and ½ hours before the Trinity Hour
(NOTE: Remember the prison clothes that Yami, Joey, and Rex were wearing? Well they changed. Yami is back in what he ALWAYS friggin wears, Joey is wearing the school uniform… blue jacket, white shirt, blue pants, and "Air Muscle" shoes, and Rex is wearing the clothes he wore in the Battle City/ Dartz sagas.)
Yami Yugi walked back and forth. He was obviously in deep thought. "Everything ok, Yuge?" Joey asked.
"I'm starting to wonder if we can win this… I mean, they have thousands of those Pokemon Trainers, and theres just a handful of us… even with our allies, I don't think we stand a chance against a head on assault." Yami explained.
"But don't forget, Yugi… I sent some of those blokes to the Shadow Realm." Bakura said.
"I know, but theres still a whole lot of them…" Yami said. "The main issue right now is the three choosen Duelist beating Ash before he becomes the El Taco."
"And who are the three choosen Duelists, Yugi?" Tea asked.
"I'M ONE OF THEM, AREN'T I?" Rex shouted.
Yami stared at Rex out the corner of his eye. "Um, NO!" he said.
"Gee, I wonder… could it have been the same three Duelists who beat the Great Beast?" Mai asked sarcastically.
"The three choosen Duelists are… Myself… Joey… and…. WEEVIL!" Yami said.
There was commotion amoung the group. Weevil laughed evily. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW I WAS THE BEST! BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANNA HELP YOU!"
Yami gave Weevil a cold stare. "Bitch, please! I was just kidding! Like YOU would ever be a choosen anything… well, choosen DICKHEAD maybe."
Everyone, even Kaiba, laughed at the comment. Yami grew serious again. "Our situation seems hopeless right now."
"Hopeless! I never thought I would hear the great Yugi Muto say the word, 'hopeless'!"
"What the?" Yami said. Everyone looked and saw a two boys emerge from the bushes. The same boys who stole Survivor footage from Team Rocket.
"We came to help!" The other boy said.
"Uh… who the fuck are you two, and how can you help us!" Joey asked.
"We don't wanna give out our real names, so just call me 'Trunks', and he's 'Goten'!" the other boy explained.
The Real Trunks (both future and chibi) and Goten approached the boys. "You cant be Trunks and Goten!" Little Trunks said.
"Yeah! WERE Trunks and Goten! This guy is Trunks too!" Goten said as he pointed to Future Trunks, who was about to pull out his sword.
"Ok, fine! Then call me Shortstop!"
Twilight looked at his friend. "Dude… stop being so damn secretive… its not like someone's gonna stalk you because your name is out in the open!"
"Fine… Name's Andre!" He said.
"And I'm Eli… you can put that sword away now… please…"
Yami walked up to the boys. "Thank you… but even with your help, I doubt we stand a chance."
"Don't worry." Andre said, wagging his index finger. "Eli and I have been busy helping gather allies ourselves! Theres a few on there way now. "
"Yeah, like us!"
The group all turned to see a few females with duel disks standing behind them. Eli walked over to them.
"This is 'HinaFilipina', 'Atemu's Lover', 'Sakura Scorpion', and 'Cutepuppy'!" He said.
An Anime sweatdrop dropped down from Kaiba's head. "We need Duelists… and we get two punks and a group of cheerleaders…" Kaiba said, complaining. He looked to see Sakura Scorpion staring at him with stars in her eyes next to him. He took a step back.
"WHAT!" He yelled. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
"You… are … so… HOT!" Sakura said. Andre took Sakura and pulled her away. "Hey… you saw what he tries to do to Yugi on TV… just imagine what he'll do to you!"
Yami looked around at the group. "Well… we CAN fight off the Pokemon Trainers, but a head in a head on assault, we'd get our asses kicked… so I suggest we…"
Suddenly, 3 smoke bombs landed in front of the group and exploded, resulting in smoke in that area.
"NOW WHAT!" Kaiba shouted. Sakura tried to run towards Kaiba in the confusion, but Andre restrained her.
"IT'S TEAM ROCKET! I'LL KICK THERE ASSES!" Cutepuppy shouted.
The smoke cleared and three duelists in long cloaks stood before them. The one in the middle stepped forward. He was obviously the leader. Joey rolled his eyes. "And the crossovers continues… whats next, 1930 sex symbols!"
"Allow us to help you too… We are the three Emblem Knights!" The leader said. "I'm Karl, and this is James, and Josh." (From the Fan Fic, "Emblem of the Duelist".)
Yami smiled and nodded his head. Andre stepped forward. "Hey Karl! What the hell, man! What took you so long!"
"Sorry man… we were on our way here, when we saw a sign for 99 cent nachos at this café, and we COULDN'T pass it up!" Karl explained.
Andre and Joey had fire in their eyes. "AND YOU DIDN'T BRING US ANY!" They both said in unison.
"Hey." James said. "We got some allies to help. COME ON OUT!"
From out of the bushes came teams Uremeshi and Taguro from Yu Yu Hakusho. Team Uremeshi consisted of Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, and Genka. Team Taguro consisted of Elder Taguro, Younger Taguro, Karasu (The Bomb Master), and Bui.
From another side of the area, Nuraku and Sesshomaru came and joined Inuyasha and Kagome.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Inuyasha asked.
"The same reason you're here! TO KICK SOME POKEMON ASS!" Seeshomaru shouted.
"Kagome… you may want to keep this." Nuraku said, handing Kagome her trusty bow.
"Hey thanks! I was just going to kick the shit out of anything Pokemon related, but putting an arrow between some bastard's eyes is good too!" Kagome said as she took her bow.
"If any Pokemon Trainer tries reaching this island, the Luffy Crew will shoot their asses down!" Josh said.
"OOOOHHH YEAH! WE ARE GOING TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS NOW!" Marik shouted.
"…OK everyone… gather around… we must plan and plan fast… for the Trinity Hour is upon us and…" Yami said.
"MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO GOD DAMN DRAMATIC ALL THE TIME, YOU BONEY BITCH!" Kaiba shouted.
Yami, with pressure taking over his body, quickly took off his jacket and shirt, then threw them on the floor, exposing his chest. The girls all began to sweat and smile.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, KAIBA! HUH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BITCH?" Yami said as he threw his arms into the air.
Kaiba threw off his long white robe like jacket, then took off his shirt and threw his garbs on the ground. "LETS FUCKIN' DANCE, ASS CLOWN!" He shouted. Everyone cheered as gathered around as Yugi and Kaiba were about to engage in a brutal deathmatch. It was then that the green bird from the Johto area landed on Destiny Island and right in between Yugi and Kaiba. The bird reverted back to Beast Boy. Starfire jumped up and down and began to clap. "Friend! You are back from your infiltration mission!" she said.
"DUDES! EVERY SINGLE POKEMON TRAINER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH IS HEADING THIS WAY! THEY'LL BE HERE IN REALLY SOON!" Beast Boy shouted.
Everyone gasped.
"How do you know that they'll be here in half an hour!" Yami asked.
"Because this guy told me!" Beast Boy said. A person stepped out from behind him. Everyone gasped again, then each got into fighting stance. Tea ran in front of him and threw her arms out.
"NO! HES ON OUR SIDE!" Tea shouted.
"Its true." Eli said from inside the group. "He helped us escape from Team Rocket."
"But… He's Ash's right hand man for cryin out loud!" Mai shouted.
Brock stepped out from in front of Tea. "Hey, I've been slowing Ash and the others down. If it weren't for me, you would all be wiped out by now!"
"Well if you're really on our side, why the FUCK did you leave us to rot in a nasty ass jail cell for damn there a year?" Joey shouted.
"I left a hole there for you to get out! I thought you would have been smart enough to find it… Morons…" Brock replied.
"My thoughts exactly." Kaiba said.
"Whatever. We don't have time for this bullshit right now! We'll have to trust him for now. But we must act QUICKLY! The Trinity Hour is at hand!" Yami said as he put his shirt on and left his jacket hangin over his shoulders.
The group all huddled together. This was it… the time to act was now.
2 hours before the Trinity Hour… Preparations.
Yami and Brock walked around as everyone trained to prepare for the final battle. Duelists dueled with each other. Other's sparred with each other. This was no fight to cut corners around. Brock ditched his Pokemon and wore a Duel Disk that consisted of Rock Type Cards.
"…So once I was through researching this 'El Taco', I knew Ash had to be stopped, so I secretly helped Tea find allies this whole time… and besides, everyone knows that Duelists get more girls than Pokemon Trainers!" Brock explained.
"I see. Well thanks for your help… with this plan, we'll beat that bastard face, Ash, once and for all!" Yami said.
"Yeah." Brock said. "It's like that saying… you cut off the head of the snake and the rest of the body will die."
"So we get rid of Ash, and the Pokemon Trainers are fucked." Yami said.
He then turned to Brock. "So… did Tea… you know… give you some play?"
Brock had a huge smile on his face. "HELL YEAH MAN! AND IT WAS DA BOMB! NO POKEMON BITCHES WOULD HAVE EVER DONE THE THINGS SHE'S INTO!"
Yami closed his eyes. "Oh yeah… that girl knows how to work it!"
The two continued their walk as they talked about their "experiences" with Tea.
1 hour before the Trinity Hour...
The stars are aligned. The sun is in eclipse. The Pokemon Trainers are minutes from Destiny Island. The Duelists and their allies are about to face their greatest challenge ever. But is there really any hope of preventing Ash of becoming the El Taco?
"If what Beast Boy said was true… then the Pokemon trainers should be here any minute now." Robin said, facing the sea.
"When they land down here… they wont be any match for us!" Cyborg said. Everyone was spreaded out, waiting for the arrival. The Luffy crew patrolled the seas. Jeff Probst and his camera crew hid at the old Pootietang campsite.
"Hey…" Marik said. "Does the sky look different to you?"
"Must be part of the Trinity Hour…" Bakura said.
"No, its not!" Yami said.
"THOSE ARE FUCKIN HELICOPTERS AND…" Kaiba shouted wide eyed.
The sky was suddenly filled with helicopters and trainers riding flying Pokemon. Once they were close enough, a barrage of Pokeballs dropped from the sky and showered down on Destiny Island. As they popped open, An army of Pokemon Surrounded the Duelists, and their allies.
"NOW!" Yami shouted.
And it was on. The Pokemon all charged forward. The Duelists and their allies charged forward. It looked like the scene from the opening of the original X-Men cartoon. When they clashed together, the battle was on! Duel Monsters were summoned. Attacks were thrown. World War 3 has begun!
The rest of the Helicopters arrived and landed on the island. All the doors opened and Misty ran out and began directing traffic (Meaning she was leading the trainers to the battle field.)
"GO! GO! FUCKIN KILL THOSE BITCHES!" She shouted.
Suddenly, she turned around to face Brock.
"Asshole… how could you betray us?" She shouted with rage in her eyes.
"… You know why." Brock said with a smile on he face.
"YOU GOD DAMN PERVERT! NOW I'M REALLY GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! GO GYARADOS!" Misty shouted.
"No you don't! I ACTIVATE THE TRAP CARD, TRAP HOLE!" Brock yelled back. But nothing happened.
"Uhhh… guys…" Mai turned from her battle with a group of random female trainers. "You have to fuckin ACTIVATE your duel disk for it to work!" she shouted.
"You know what? I knew that." Brock said. After a while, he figured out how to activate his duel disk. "NOW… I ACTIVATE TRAP HOLE!" A hole appeared in the ground, but still, Gyarados stared Brock down.
"SHIT! I forgot Gyarados is a flying type too!" Brock said as he took a step back.
"Prepare to die you treacherous bastard! GYARADOS! DRAGON RAGE!" Misty shouted.
"HEY BROCK! USE MIRROR FORCE!" Tea shouted from the sidelines.
A wave of hot flames approached Brock fast as he shuffled through his new deck. "AH! I FOUND IT! MIRROR FORCE, GO!" He shouted as he slapped a card on his duel disk. The attack bounced off a large mirror like object and went back at Gyarados at full force. The blast was enough to take the large dragon like Pokemon down.
"OH NO! GYARADOS!" Misty shouted.
Brock threw his fist in the air. "YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BITCH!"
Misty growled.
30 minutes before the Trinity Hour…
The fighting continued. It was truly the battle of the Millennuim. Duel Monsters shattered, Pokemon fainted… Trainers getting the shit beaten out of them by random allies, whether it was Sonic or Goku or the Teen Titans. Neither side was letting up.
"This is it… its time for the final part of the plan!" Tristan shouted. Two Pokemon trainers jumped him from behind, but Tristan, being Tristan, easily beat the crap out of them.
"HERE IT COMES!" Rex shouted as he glanced upwards from his battle.
A large stealth bomber like aircraft emerged from the middle of the forest. Inside the craft was Andre and Eli at the controls. Yami Yugi, Joey, and Kaiba were inside, along with the Angels (HinaFilipina, Atemu's Lover, Mystik Dragon, Cutepuppy, and Sakura Scorpion) and finally, the Emblem Knights.
"NEXT STOP… POKEMON TOWER!" Eli shouted.
"LET'S DO IT TO IT!" Andre shouted.
The aircraft took off into the skies. it flew at full blast, trying to make it to the Kanto Region before the Trinity Hour. Misty and her army was so into their fight that they never looked up to see the key part of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Team's plan.
Moments later, Lavender town was into view, along with the trademark of the town, Pokemon Tower. It was a dark place where deceased Pokemon are laid to rest.
"There it is! It looks like we'll be able to stop Ash from reciting the chant!" Yami said.
"You spoke too soon, Yuge!" Joey said.
Dragon like Pokemon emerged from the shadows and began to attack the Stealth. "Fuck! Someone's gonna have to do something about those dragons or this whole plan will go down in smoke!" Andre shouted.
"Leave them to us!" Yami shouted.
Outside, three hidden doors opened up. Yami, Joey, and Kaiba rose to the top of the aircraft.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME TO A BATTLE OF DRAGONS!" Kaiba shouted.
"GO RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!" Joey shouted as he summoned his beast. Yami and Kaiba did the same thing.
"GO, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!" Kaiba shouted.
"GO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!" Yami shouted.
Red Eyes and two Blue Eyes emerged from the duel disks and engaged in fighting the dragon Pokemon.
Kaiba's anger flared as he turned to Yami so fast he almost gave himself whiplash. "YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT!"
"From your deck. Where else?" Yami said with a smile on his face.
"YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKIN TOUCHED MY DECK! ILL KILL YOUR ASS!"
Inside the craft, Everyone watched as Duel Monster and Pokemon Dragons fought it out.
"Damn, this is some exciting shit!" Karl said.
"I know! It's a damn shame this bucket doesn't have any lasers on it or it would be some Star Fox up in this bitch!" Andre said.
It was then that the bodies of Yugi and Kaiba was seen rolling off the windows, grappling with each other, then fell downwards out of sight. Everyone watched the scene, wide-eyed.
"…God dammit…" Eli muttered. Joey returned inside the stealth. "Uh guys…"
"…We know… we saw…" Eli replied.
The stealth suddenly dropped at an alarming rate. Yugi and Kaiba were punching and kicking each other as they both plummeted downwards towards the ground. Kaiba grabbed Yugi by the neck and positioned him so that when they hit the ground, Kaiba would use Yugi to break his fall. Yugi reversed the hold by grabbing Kaiba by the neck and bashing his head off of his. Once Kaiba recovered from the attack, he noticed that he was on the bottom. The stealth quickly flew in and caught the two fighting duelists. Once back inside, Yugi and Kaiba immediately began to viciously attack each other. It was then that the Emblem Knights came to separate the two.
Andre turned around in his seat. "Hey, what grade are you mother fuckers in again?"
"HE TOUCHED MY FUCKIN DECK! NO ONE TOUCHES MY MOTHER FUCKIN' DECK!" Kaiba shouted.
"Heh heh heh! I just wanted to see how pissed he would get…" Yami said with a huge smile on his face.
The Emblem Knights shook their heads and laughed. Andre turned back around. "Ok everyone. Hang on! Were gonna break thru that fleet!" He shouted.
Eli was ready and willing at the controls. "Lets rock!"
(To strengthen the mood, imagine that "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins is playing through this scene)
The thrusters engaged on the stealth as it shoot through the dragons. More and More dragon Pokemon emerged and began firing at the stealth, but it nimbly dodged each attack. The stealth was dead set on reaching Pokemon Tower.
The dragons stopped for a second, then fired one that's attack. The attack hit the main thruster, which sent the stealth plummeting to the ground, just inches from the Pokemon Tower.
"OH DAMN! WE'VE BEEN HIT! AND WE WERE SO CLOSE!" Eli shouted.
"SHIT! EVERYONE, HOLD ON TO YOUR DUEL DISKS!" Andre shouted.
As the stealth plummeted to the ground, Andre found a landing spot. Rebecca was seen running towards the Pokemon Tower.
(End of the song scene)
"Ill get that jerk for locking me up in a Pokeball for a year!" she shouted. Suddenly, the stealth landed on the little blonde girl, crushing her. The door opened, and Yami, Joey, Kaiba, The Emblem Knights, Andre, Eli, and the Angels ran out.
"That landing was soft." Joey said.
Andre and Eli looked at each other and smiled. Yami ran ahead. "Come on… we don't have much time!" He shouted. The group began running towards the Pokemon Tower, but no sooner than when they got there, a huge phoenix like Pokemon dropped down from the skies and blocked the door. The giant bird let out a blood curdling roar.
"WHAT… THE FUCK… IS THAT!" Joey shouted.
"It looks like an oversized turkey!" Karl shouted.
Kaiba growled. "We don't have time for this shit! All I want to do is beat the high holy shit out of that little bastard and get back to my number one objective of killing Yugi! IS THAT SO FUCKIN HARD TO ASK FOR!"
The Emblem Knights looked at each other and nodded. They turned to the others.
"Hey guys… We'll distract this ugly ass thing… you guys go up and take care of that stupid ass kid!"
"NO way man! I'm not gonna let you fight this bastard alone!" Andre said.
"Don't worry dude. We're the Emblem Knights, remember?" Karl replied. Andre nodded. "Beat that ass for me, man!"
"Oh we'll beat that ass… then we'll eat it at our victory party later!" James replied.
"NO GO!" Karl shouted.
Yami and the others busted into the Pokemon Tower as the Emblem Knights stood tall against the giant bird known as Ho-oh.
They each activated their duel disks, and the battle was on!
Inside the tower, Yami, Joey, Kaiba, and the others ran up the long stairway, trying to reach the top. Another door came into view.
"Argh! Damn this tower for being so tall!" Joey said.
"Dammit… NOW WHAT?" Kaiba shouted. There were four individuals that guarded the door.
"You will go no further." The leader said. "You cannot bother Master Ash."
"Get… OUT… OF … OUR… WAY!" Yami said.
"Just try and get past us… we'll make you regret it." Another guy said. These individuals were known as the Elite Four: Lorelei, a smart, beautiful woman who used Ice Pokemon (and had a large rack), Bruno, a muscle bound man who uses rock type Pokemon, Agatha, an elderly woman who used ghost type Pokemon, and the leader, Lance, a young man who used Dragon types.
The Angels stepped forward. "This one's ours!" HinaFilipina said.
"Yeah! You guys bitch slap Ash for us!" Mystik Dragon said.
"Look at this… the cheerleaders think they can take us on!" Lance laughed.
The girls each pulled out guns and shot down the Elite Four's Pokeballs.
"AAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WENCHES DO!" Agatha shouted.
"Now you cant summon those retarded ass creatures to do your dirty work!" Cutepuppy shouted.
"Yeah! Now your gonna fight us face to face!" Atemu's lover said.
"Now come on! I'm ready to rip some bastards apart… for my Kaiba…" Sakura said as she winked at Seto.
Kaiba cringed as he turned to the others. "Come on! Lets get the fuck out of here!" he said.
The girls threw down their guns, and each pulled out swords, then charged at the Elite Four.
"Ain't this a bitch…" Lance said as he watched them wide-eyed.
"I sure hope you all have life insurance!" Andre shouted.
Atemu stopped in her tracks. "WHATS THAT SUSPOSED TO MEAN, ANDRE!" she shouted.
"… I was talking to the Elite Four…" Andre said.
"…I knew that!" Atemu said as she went back to swinging her sword.
Yami, Kaiba, Joey, Andre, and Eli continued up the stairs.
"Fuck all these stairs!" Joey said.
"Are you complaining again, Mutt?" Kaiba said.
"WHAT? THAT'S IT KAIBA! I'M GONNA…"
"NO!" Eli shouted. "Save that energy and anger for Ash."
They each continued up the stairs. Joey stopped for a minute. "I hope Mystik Dragon is ok… She was lookin damn sexy with that sword…"
A few moment's later, they reached the top. The final door stood between them and their final showdown with Ash.
"This is it guys… Lets go!" Yami shouted.
10 minutes before the Trinity Hour… 5:56pm
Joey and Andre kicked down the door. Ash stood there, staring into the dark, cloudy sky with Pikachu. He quickly turned around.
"Yugi! Joey! Kaiba! It's SO good to see you! How are you? I missed you SO much!" Ash said with fake happiness.
"Yeah I'll bet you did you little queer!" Kaiba shouted.
"This is it Ash… I don't know how you found out about the Trinity Hour, but we wont let you end the world!" Yami shouted.
"I'm afraid it's no longer your place to decide my fate… not like what you did ten thousand years again… BIG BROTHER!" Ash replied.
"BIG BROTHER?" Everyone, sans Kaiba, said in unison.
"Whats this idiot talkin' about, Yuge?" Joey asked.
"I have no idea. There is NO WAY a whiny little bastard like him is in any way related to me!" Yami shouted.
"Has being stuffed in that puzzle all these years affected your memory? YAMI?" Ash said.
"Ok… Now I'm getting freaked out… how does he know your REAL name, Pharaoh?" Andre asked.
"ASH! STOP THESE STUPID ASS MIND GAMES!" Yami shouted.
Ash had an evil smile on his face. "If anyone's playing games, its you idiotic duelists… but then I'm one to talk, right? I played Duel Monsters back in ancient Eygpt myself! When I lived in the palace!"
"What the hell is he babbling about?" Eli asked.
"I don't know, but fuckin around with my past is starting to piss me off! Lets just cut his fuckin' head off so we can go the fuck home!" Yami shouted.
"You still have no idea who I really am, do you Yami?" Ash said. "Well maybe THIS will ring a bell!"
Ash took off his official Pokemon League hat and revealed that he was wearing a crown. This crown kind of looked like a tiara. It had two jewels on each side… one was red, the other was green, and on the right side, one was purple, and the other was orange. In the center of the crown was the eye like icon that was on all the Millennium Items.
A cold chill shot down Yami's spine as he saw the crown on Ash's head… "No… NO! The forgotten Millennium Item… the 8th Millennium Item…" Yami said quietly.
"Oh son of a bitch…" Kaiba said. "More god damn drama…" He pulled out his cell phone and started to play a game on it.
Joey, Andre, and Eli looked at Yami. "Yami… Is that a Millennium Item on his head? I thought there was only 7 of those things!" Andre said.
"Is what Ass said true, Yuge!" Joey asked.
"Yes… it cant be… ARTEMIS!" Yami shouted.
"It's about fuckin' time!" Ash said.
Like all Hikaris when they have a spirit, Ash's eyes became almost rectangular with an evil glare in it, and his hair stood upwards. Ash now had an evil look in his face.
"I am the great Yami's younger brother… Artemis!" He said. "Allow me to explain… I wanted to be pharaoh… so I teamed up with High Priest Seto and tried to kill Yami, but that bastard must have four leaf clovers growing on his damn pubic hairs, because the bastard avoided EVERY death trap we set for him… the bitch just WOULDN'T DIE!"
"Ain't that the truth." Kaiba said as he continued his game.
"So, I did some research…" Artemis said. "I learned of the Trinity Hour. When the time came, I stood tall and recited the chant. I was then reborn as The El Taco and I nearly destroyed Egypt! I knew it was the only way to draw out the Pharaoh, and boy did it work! I cant remember how, but those bastards were able to beat me, then Yami sealed me away in the Millennium Crown, and I sat there all these damn years… til one day, Ash and his friends were fishing, and he pulled the crown out from the ocean. I had a bond with him. I told him that if he put on the crown, I would make him the world's greatest Pokemon Master! And ever since then, I've been trying to kill you, Yami!"
"So that explains how Ash knew about the Trinity Hour!" Yami said.
"And it also explains why these bastard ass Pokemon Trainers were so annoying that they kept picking fights with us every chance they got!" Joey said.
Kaiba put his phone away. "Great fairy tale. Now It's time to beat your ass and go back home."
"BULLSHIT!" Artemis shouted. He turned to Pikachu. "Pikachu! Use your Thunderbolt attack on those assholes!"
Pikachu looked at Artemis with a said look on his face. "Pika…"
"You insolent little cur! I gave you an order! Now DO IT!" Artemis shouted. Still, Pikachu stood there, confused, staring at his former trainer.
"God dammit…" Artemis groaned. His face suddenly returned to Ash's face. "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt on the Duelists!"
Pikachu quickly got into fighting stance. "PI-KA-CHUUUUU!" he called out. A large thunder bolt hit Yami, Joey, Kaiba, Andre, and Eli, shocking them. They all yelled, then dropped to the ground. Static surrounded their bodies.
"I-I cant move…" Andre said.
"Me…either… that… bitch…paralyzed… us…" Yami said.
The Duelists struggled, but couldn't move. Ash's face reverted back to Artemis'. Suddenly, Artemis kicked Pikachu, sending the little yellow mouse flying over the edge of the tower and plummeting to the ground. "STUPID YELLOW PIECE OF SHIT! NEXT TIME I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, YOU BETTER FUCKIN' OBEY! BE LUCKY I DIDN'T SEND YOUR ASS TO THE SHADOW REALM!"
10… 9… 8…7… 6… 5… 4 … 3 … 2 …1… 6:06pm
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WATCH, BIG BROTHER, AS YOU ONCE AGAIN WITNESS THE EL TACO!" Artemis laughed.
"… No…" Yami muttered.
Artemis cupped his hands together and closed his eyes.
"Namu-amida-butsu… om mani padme hum… erdna nikcuf xor!"
The sky turned a purplish blue. Thunder and lightning began to roar from all around. Four evil spirits appeared. Each of them held out their hands and emited an eerie energy from there hands, which engulfed Artemis.
"OOOHHH YES! OOOOOHHH YES! THIS IS IT! THIS SHIT FEELS BETTER THAN SEX!" He shouted.
Yami and his crew continued to struggle, but their bodies were still numb from paralysis.
Artemis floated upwards. His clothes ripped from his body. He began to grow, getting muscular. A long skirt like garmet covered his crotch area. Six long wings, three on each side, began to grow out of his back. His skin began to turn a baby bluish clolor. His face turned even more evil as it got longer. His eyes became blood red. His hair began growing at an alarming rate, turned a dark orange. The Millennium Crown still rested on his head. The energy waves stopped as a black aura surrounded Artemis' new form. This was it… Artemis had been reborn as the El Taco!
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YES! FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I AM NOW ARTEMIS EL TACO!" Artemis shouted. His voice was a combination of Artemis' voice (which was Ash's voice, but a little bit deeper), and a deep, raspy, demonic voice.
The paralysis suddenly wore off and Yami and his crew jumped to their feet. "Geezus… he's… he's… HUGE!" Andre shouted.
"Stand tall everyone! WE'LL WIN TOGETHER! OR TOGETHER WE'LL FALL!" Yami shouted. Joey glanced at his best friend. "Why don't I like the sound of that…?" he said.
"NOW YOU FOOLS… HAVE A SMALL SAMPLE OF MY POWER!" Artemis El Taco said. He swung his large arm, which created a hurricane like wind attack. The duelists guarded their faces with their arms, trying not to get blown away. Andre and Eli lost their footing, and was instantly blown off the tower. The two of them yelled as they dropped down from the Tower. Yami turned around.
"ANDRE! ELI! NOOOOOOO!" Yami shouted.
"ASSHOLE! YOU STUPID ASSHOLE! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Joey shouted.
Once the wind died down, Joey, Yami, and Kaiba activated their Duel Disks. "GO! GEARFRIED THE IRON KNIGHT! TINY GUARDIAN! SWORDSMAN OF LANSTAR! AND GILFORD THE LIGHTNING!" Joey shouted.
Each of his monsters appeared and went directly after Artemis. They each slashed at his chest, but didn't put as much as a dent.
"WHAT WAS THAT! No, really… what was that? I didn't feel shit." Artemis said. He extended his arms, then quickly closed them, clapping his hands together with tremendous force, catching Joey's four monsters in the middle. They were instantly destroyed.
"Oh no… OH NO!" Joey shouted.
"Fuckin' third rate duelist…" Kaiba shouted. "Let a REAL DUELIST SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE! MY TWO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGONS!"
Kaiba's dragons appeared, then immediately shot their White Lightning attack, which connected, but didn't even faze Artemis El Taco.
"What the hell! WHAT THE SHIT! WHAT THE DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK!" Kaiba shouted. Joey looked at him with a huge smile on his face. Kaiba glanced at Joey. "One word out of you and I'm gonna pop you!" Kaiba shouted.
"My turn! I summon the other Blue Eyes White Dragon! Dark Magician! Dark Magician Girl! Buster Blader! Obnoxious Celtic Guardian!" Yami shouted.
Each of the monsters emerged from Yami's Duel Disk. "Now my monsters! Everyone but Blue Eyes ATTACK!"
All of Yami's Monsters attacked. Kaiba quickly activated Polymerization. All three Blue Eyes White Dragons became the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
"GO MY GREAT BEAST! ATTACK!" Kaiba shouted.
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon shot out a very large beam of energy. The combined attack from Yami and Kaiba's monsters connected head on, but Artemis El Taco stood there with a huge grin on his face.
"It's cute… VERY CUTE! The little performance you're putting on for your most dangerous adversary! Haven't you idiots realized it yet? I… AM… INVINCIBLE!" Artemis shouted.
"FUCK! Yami shouted. "OK! SEE IF YOU CAN STAND AGAINST THIS! I PLAY BLACK LUSTER RITUAL! AND I SACRIFICE GAIA THE FIERCE KNIGHT AND KURIBOH IN ORDER TO SUMMON… BLACK LUSTER SOLDIER!"
Black Luster soldier rose from a dark hole in the ground and stood tall in front of Yami.
"THEN I ACTIVATE POLYMERIZATION… FUSING BLACK LUSTER SOLDIER WITH BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON! TO FORM MASTER OF DRAGON SOLDIER! THEN I SUMMON SUMMONED SKULL!" Yami shouted.
"NEXT, I SUMMON RED EYES BLACK DRAGON! AND I'LL USE POLYMERIZATION TO FORM THE BLACK SKULL DRAGON!" Joey shouted.
Each of the two monsters stood in front of Yami, Joey, and Kaiba, followed by Yami's Monsters.
"We're not done yet Artemis! I COMBINE ALPHA, BETA, AND GAMMA, THE MAGNET WARRIORS, TO FORM VALKYRION, THE MANGA WARRIOR!"
Valkyrion appeared in between Master of Dragon Soldier and the Black Skull Dragon.
"MONSTERS… ATTACK!" Yami, Kaiba, and Joey shouted in unison
Each of the monsters combined their attacks, and a large beam shot out and hit Artemis dead on. The result was a HUGE explosion. The shockwave almost knocked Yami, Joey, and Kaiba on their asses.
"HELL YEAH! THERES NO WAY ANYONE COULD SURVIVE AN ATTACK LIKE THAT!" Joey shouted happily.
When the smoke cleared, Artemis floated, still unfazed from the attack. "Is that all you got? Because if it is, you'd better give up RIGHT NOW!" he said.
The three duelists were speechless. They couldn't believe that Artemis didn't have as much as a scratch from their overwhelming attack.
"Awww, don't look so down… that shit would have worked in your little card game, but not on a god like myself!" Artemis said with fake sympathy. Yami, Kaiba, and Joey growled. Artemis El Taco put on a little smile. "Hey… if it makes you feel better, I almost felt that attack… ALMOST."
"YOU POMPUS WINDBAG!" Kaiba shouted. "I'll teach your cocky ass some respect!" He pulled out a gun out of an unknown location and began firing all his shots on Artemis. Nothing happened.
"What is he…" Kaiba said. Kaiba, being Kaiba, tried his best to hide the fear that began to grip his heart.
"Hey. If you guys are done being stupid, I'd like to have a turn." Artemis said. Yami gasped.
"I call this attack… RAIN OF HELL!"
Artemis flicked his hands back and forth, witch dropped down a powerful acid like rain drops, which instantly obliterated Yami's remaining monsters, only leaving Valkyrion, Master of Dragon Soldier, and Black Skull Dragon standing.
"MWA HA HA HA HA!" Artemis laughed. Next, his eyes began to shine. He shot beams out of his eyes, which hit the three remaining monsters, blowing them away.
"OH NO!" Yami shouted.
"WE HAVE TO STOP HIM! WERE THE THREE CHOSEN DUELISTS, DAMMIT!" Joey shouted.
Monster after monster was summoned, but nothing worked. The Duelists were out of monster cards.
"I must applaud your efforts. You fought to the bitter end! But this is it! It's time to die! Yami… big brother… I think I'll start with you!"
Yami Yugi dropped to his knees.
"OH HELL NAW!" Kaiba shouted. "Listen bitch! I don't know if you've been listening or not, but Yugi will die by MY hands! YOU HEAR ME!" Kaiba then charged at Artemis. Artemis simply shook his head, disgusted.
"Look at this fool…" He said to himself. Artemis floated down towards Kaiba. Kaiba executed punch after kick after punch, but nothing fazed the large being. Artemis moved his large hand towards Kaiba's head and flick him. Kaiba flew back towards the Yami and Joey, unconscience.
"KAIBA!" They both shouted.
"What Kaiba did just now was NOT brave… it was pure stupidity." Artemis said.
"YOU'RE MINE!" Joey said.
"NO! JOEY, DON'T!" Yami shouted.
"DON'T WORRY YUGE! UNLIKE KAIBA, I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!" Joey called back. It was the same result. Artemis flicked Joey in the head. He was sent plummeting next to Kaiba, unconscience.
"Now its just you and me, 'Pharaoh'… this world now belongs to Artemis! First I'll kill off the rest of your friends, and then I'll start a world of DARKNESS! EVIL WILL CLUTCH THE EARTH!" Artemis said. Yami put his hands in his pockets.
"Theres nothing I can do… I … I cant beat Artemis!"
It was then that Yami felt something. "What's this?" He pulled out the card that was given to him by Tristan back when they were locked up in the Team Rocket prison.
"It's the card Pegasus wanted to give me!" Yami said. It was mysteriously clear what Yami had to do now.
"Are you ready to die… BIG BROTHER?" Artemis said.
Yami put on his trademark grin. "The question is, Artemis… are YOU ready to die!"
"What? WHAT! WHAT! YOU BITCH! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK YOUR TALKING TOO! I'M A FUCKIN GOD NOW!"
"No… what you are is FUCKED!" Yami said boldly. "I PLAY THE CARD THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY PEGASUS AND TRISTAN… PORTAL OF LIGHT! THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO SUMMON AN ALL POWERFUL MONSTER THAT WILL BE JUST ENOUGH TO STOP YOU! A MONSTER THAT CONSISTS OF THE LIGHT OF THE GODS!"
"HEY… JACKASS…" Artemis said. "Last time I checked, you had a heart that was damn there darker than mine! You know damn well you wont be able to control a monster like that!"
"WHO THE HELL SAID I WAS CONTROLING THE MONSTER!" Yami shouted.
"What the hell are you talking about!" Artemis shouted. "TELL ME!"
Yami suddenly retreated to the Millennium Puzzle and Little Yugi stood against Artemis.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!" Artemis laughed. "YOU SENT THIS LITTLE SOGGY SHIT SANDWICH OUT AGAINST ME! BIG BROTHER, YOU'RE A FUCKIN COWARD!"
"A shit sandwich am I?" Yugi said. "I'll show you what this shit sandwich can do! I USE PORTAL OF LIGHT TO BRING OUT ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MONSTERS IN DUEL MONSTERS… I SUMMON… THE DIVINE MAGICIAN!"
A beam of light appeared from the sky. A monster that looked similar to the Dark Magician arose from the heavens. The only difference was, instead of purple, this magician was dressed in white.
"What the fuck! All that talk and THIS is what you give me! I'll kill this weak piece of shit, then I'LL EAT YOU!" Artemis shouted.
"HAH!" Yugi laughed. "You may think this is the Dark Magician, but the Divine Magician isn't in the Spellcaster class! It's in the DIVINE class!"
Suddenly, every single monster that was destroyed suddenly appeared behind Yugi.
"What the fuck is this! I killed those damn monsters! What are they doing back here!" Artemis shouted.
"Divine Magician's special ability! He takes the spirit from EVERY monster that I lost, including my friend's monsters, and adds it to his attack! And, for every magician in the field, graveyard, or my hand, I get an additional 800 attack points… but since this isn't a game, its added to Divine Magician's strength! Making his power INFINITE!" Yugi said boldly.
"YOU MISERABLE LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I'M ONE OF YOUR LITTLE SCHOOL FRIENDS!"
"THIS IS IT, ARTEMIS! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!" Yugi declared. "DIVINE MAGICIAN! ATTACK!" Yugi and Yami shouted in unison.
The Divine Magician pointed his rod at Artemis. "No, no… YOU KNOW WHERE TO ATTACK!" Yugi said with a grin on his face.
The Divine Magician lowered his rod. A large wave shot from his rod and zeroed in on Artemis El Taco.
"THIS IS NOTHING… THIS… IS… NOTHING!" Artemis shouted, positioning his hands to block the attack. However, the wave wasn't going for his chest or his head… it was heading for his no-nos.
The attack when through like a hot knife through butter.
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Artemis shouted. "You… you… you dirty… how dare you… attack me… THERE…!"
"NOW ARTEMIS! ATTACK HIS HEART!" Yugi shouted.
The Divine Magician shot one more energy wave. Once again, it went through Artemis with no effort. Artemis dropped to the ground. A blood like substance flowed through both holes. Drool and blood were flowing from his mouth.
"AARRGGHH… what… what did … you do… to me!" Artemis said. He began to gag and cough. "This… this cant… this cant happen… to me!"
Yugi quickly ran over to Kaiba and Joey. He began shaking them like crazy. "GUYS! JOEY! KAIBA! WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
Joey and Kaiba woke up, then saw the unpleasant scene in front of them. Both of their stomachs turned.
"UGH! WHAT THE FUCK!" Kaiba shouted.
"DAMN YUGE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!" Joey shouted.
"He's gonna blow! We've got to get out of here!" Yugi said.
Joey and Kaiba got up, and the two of them ran to the edge of the tower.
"Shit! That's a long way down!" Joey said.
"I guess this is it guys… were gonna go down with the tower…" Yugi said.
Kaiba growled. Suddenly, an aircraft emerged in front of them. The door opened. Andre and Eli were in the drivers seat. Karl ran to the entrance. "QUICK! GET IN! HURRY!" He shouted. Yugi, Joey, and Kaiba nodded, then jumped inside the aircraft. Yugi ran to Andre.
"Hey! Andre! Eli! You're alive!" he said happily.
"Yeah! When we got knocked off the Pokemon tower, we were lucky enough to land on Ho-oh's dead body! Then the Emblem Knights helped us fix our damaged air craft! We even put guns on this bitch! But then when we got here, we noticed the fight was already over." Andre explained.
"Now we've gotta jet before we get caught in the impact!" Eli shouted.
Kaiba dusted himself off and was grabbed from behind by Sakura. "KAIBA! YOUR ALIVE!" she said happily.
"GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF!" Kaiba shouted desperately. Cutepuppy and Hinafilipina was able to pry Sakura off Kaiba, then restrain her.
Joey put his hand on Mystik Dragon. "Hey… You ok?" He asked. Mystik Dragon smiled. "Yes." She said timidly.
"Hey! What about me!" Atemu's Lover said. Andre got up, walked over, kissed her on the cheek, then walked back to the controls. "Happy?" He said. "…Lots!" She said with a smile. Hinafilipina shook her head. "OH HELL NAW! ANDRE?" Andre banged his head on the control panels. "Ok… now I'm boned." He said. Eli looked over at him. "YOU PLAYBOY!" He said. Andre flipped him off.
"DAMMIT! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE! WERE STILL IN FUCKIN' DANGER!" Kaiba shouted.
"RIGHT!" Andre and Eli said in unison. With that, the jet boosters were activated and the stealth took off, moments before a huge, ugly explosion. A huge shock wave wiped out Lavender Town, and was going after the stealth.
Another jet booster was activated and the aircraft shot off towards the sky, avoiding the shockwave. This was it. The threat of Artemis was put to rest. It was also a two for one deal. Ash was also put out of his misery as the explosion got him too. The threat of Pokemon was finally over… for good this time!
Location: Destiny Island : 7:03pm
Everyone cheered as the aircraft touched down on the island. Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Andre, Eli, The Emblem Knights, and The Angels all got out of the aircraft. It was truly a time to celebrate!
"Yugi! You guys did it!" Tea said happily.
"Yep! Those damn Pokemon Trainers wont be bothering us EVER AGAIN!" Yugi said.
"Damn… it looks like Nam out here!" Joey said as he looked around. Beaten and Battered bodies of Pokemon Trainers and Pokemon were all laid out all over the place.
"Anyways, now we can get back to whats important!" Mai said.
"Yeah… like me killing Yugi's ass!" Kaiba said.
"Awww, big brother!" Mokuba laughed. Everyone else joined in and laughed.
"Oh hey Yugi!" Tristan said. "Guess what! You were right, man! Pegasus really did survive! He came and helped us fight the Pokemon Trainers!"
Tristan pointed to Pegasus, who was standing in between Rex and Weevil. He was wearing a Team Rocket outfit. Yugi walked over to Pegasus.
"Pegasus… thank you SO much… thanks to that card you gave me, I was able to beat Artemis El Taco and save the world from…"
Suddenly, Pegasus' body began to vibrate. He twitched around, then fell to the floor. Pegasus' head rolled off the body and by Yugi's feet. "EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" Yugi screamed as he jumped back like 4 steps. Pegasus' head was put on the body of a dead Team Rocket grunt.
Tristan began to bust up laughing out of nowhere, followed by the laughing of the rest of the Duelists and Allies.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WOULD FALL FOR IT! MARIK AND REX! YOU BOTH OWE ME FORTY BUCKS!"
"Fuck that shit! We never shook on that!" Rex laughed.
"You guys!" Yugi laughed. Tristan, still laughing, put his arm around Yugi. "Damn Yuge… you are SOOO easy!" he laughed.
Yugi put his arm around Tristan. "Yeah… I know… but not as easy as your mama, bitch! BOOOOONG!" Yugi shouted
Everyone on the island laughed.
And so, it was truly over. Artemis had been put to rest. A majority of the Pokemon Trainers were dead. Whoever was leave now wonders the Shadow Realm. Everyone from then on out, lived peacefully.
The End.
"Wait, Wait, Wait!" Jeff Probst shouted.
Huh? What?
"In case you forgot, this fan fic is called Survivor: Duelist Style! And we STILL don't have a winner!"
OH YEAH! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT!
Jeff turned to the others. "Ok guys… Now that that's over, its back to Survivor… and in case you all forgot, We were in the middle of an Immunity Challenge!"
Yugi closed his eyes and Yami Yugi took over. Joey and Rex stood next to him.
"Ok… this is it… those cards are mine!" Yami said.
"You'll have to get past me first!" Joey said.
"Don't forget, I'm still in this too, you chump-a-saurs!" Rex said. "I'll be the one winning this…"
"OH REXY-PIE!"
Rex's skin turned pale. His eyes wided. "No… NO… FUCK NO! GOD NO!" Rex slowly turned around to see Bernadette running at him.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" Rex shouted as he took off running for dear life. Bernadette was hot on his heels.
Everyone laughed even harder than before.
And so, now that The Pokemon Threat is finally over, its back to Survivor! But who will win? Will it be Yugi Muto? Joey Wheeler? Or Rex Raptor? Considering he deals with his… big problem! Find out next time on Survivor! Duelist Style!
So what did you all think? Did you enjoy it? I put a lot of thought into this chapter so I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Til then, please R&R.
