Sorry about the long wait. I would have updated sooner, but as much as I love you all for supporting my work, I wasn't too wild about the idea of spending my summer confined to a computer screen. But anyways, here's … the next episode!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own Survivor.

3 Duelists…

Yugi Muto… Joey Wheeler… Rex Raptor…

2 Prizes…

3 Million Dollars…. Treasure Chest full of rare cards…

WHO WILL BE THE WINNER? FIND OUT WHO GET'S THE BOOT TODAY ON…

Survivor! Outwit, Outplay, Outlast! Duelist Style!

Confessional : Joey Wheeler

Joey sat in front of a camera, doing his camera time.

"Well this was an interesting experience… living on some deserted island, cut off from all life, getting harassed by Pokemon… but today it ends… today I show the world… and ESPECIALLY Kaiba, that Joey Wheeler is number one! Whatever the Final Immunity Challenge is, ill win it for sure!"

Confessional : Rex Raptor

Rex sat in front of a camera, doing his camera time.

"Yugi is a cocky little bitch! He thinks that just because the show is called Yu-Gi-Oh! And he's the main character, he's gonna be the one to win! Well I think not! I'll show them that Rex Raptor, the Dino Duelist, will be the one to shine! I may have gotten screwed out of not facing that Del Taco or whatever the fuck that was, but I will NOT be screwed out of getting what's rightfully mine!"

In the background, Yami Yugi could be seen signaling someone. Suddenly, the cameras began to shake as the sound of loud footsteps began to get louder. Rex tightly closed his eyes.

"Oh HELL no… it cant be!" he said with fear in his voice.

"OH REXY-PIE!"

Rex suddenly jumps out of his seat and throws it behind him, then runs off camera. Bernadette ran by after him a few seconds later. The cameras zoomed in on Yami as he walked over, then picked up the chair and sat in it.

Confessional : Yugi Muto

Yami sighed. "That was ok. But it just isn't the same as when I played a prank on Kaiba… I cant believe I'm about to say this… but I miss Seto. It's just not as funny watching someone other than Kaiba get pissed. I guess you can say that He and I had good chemistry together…"

Yami looked around to see a bunch of stage hands giving him weird looks. He quickly jumped out of his seat.

"I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW WE DON'T GET ALONG! DAMN, GET YOUR FUCKIN' HEADS OUT OF THE CLOUDS!"

Location : CBS Trailer : 1:04pm

Jeff and a couple stagehands sat inside the trailor, talking about the whole Pokemon experience.

"So needless to say, that whole experience sucked ass." Once of the cameramen said.

"Tell me about it… so whatever happened to all those anime crossover people?" said another cameraman.

"Well, we had a big ass party, then they all went home. Including the Duelists. Well, we literally had to pry that Sakura chick off of Seto. Now its back to Survivor. Lets just get this finished so we can get out of here." Jeff said.

"You know what's scary?" said cameraman 1.

"Whats that?" Said the other.

"Seto didn't threaten Yugi ONCE! You think he's up to something?"

"…could be…"

"Don't worry… after that whole experience. I don't think Seto will be showing up for a while." Jeff said.

The scene cuts to inside Kaiba's Mansion, where Kaiba is sitting down in a chair watching Survivor.

"That's what you bitches think…" Kaiba said.

Suddenly, a big bouncer like guy came into Kaiba's quarters.

"Hey, Mr. Kaiba. It's time for you to do the photo shoot for the newest Duel Monster booster packs." He said.

Kaiba suddenly jumped out of his seat.

"WHAT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Photo shoot… WE DO THE PHOTO SHOOT WHEN I SAY ITS TIME TO DO THE PHOTO SHOOT!" he shouted. He then started walking out the door, looking the bouncer up and down.

"…you lucky your bigger than me!"

Location : Forest : 2:10pm

Joey is walking around the forest, wearing a safari hat.

"Oy! Welcome back to Fat Ass Hunter! Today, we're gonna be hunting the elusive Nursepotamus!" Joey said to the cameras in an Australian accent.

He began to tip toe towards some bushes, then turned back to the camera. "Ok… we have to be VERY quiet!"

He peeked inside the bushes, to find Bernadette stripping down.

"CROIKEY! THAT IS THE SCARIEST SITES SINCE THE TIME I SAW I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER IN THEATRES!" Joey shouted.

Bernadette turned around. "Whos there! Is that you, Joey baby?"

Joey turned back toward the cameras. "OH SHIT! NURSEPOTAMUS HAS SPOTTED US! WE MUST NOW FLEE FOR OUR LIVES… AND THROW ACID IN MY EYES ON TOP OF THAT! SEE YA NEXT TIME!" He then took off running into some opposite bushes.

Rex Raptor walked into the scene a moment later. His jaws dropped. "Not again… NOT AGAIN!"

"REXY PIE!"

Rex took off running so fast, the cameras couldn't even pick it up.

Location : Old Pootietang Property : 2:21pm

Yami Yugi sadly sat drawing pictures in the sand with a stick. Jeff walked up to him.

"Hey Yugi… whats wrong…"

The cameras zoomed in on the two of them. Jeff looked up at them. "Hey, seriously you guys, back up. Yugi looks sad."

Yami looked up at Jeff. "Jeff… theres something I have to tell you… and its not very easy for me to say…"

The cameras zoomed back in on Jeff. "Hey, its just between you and me… HEY, I SAID BACK UP WITH THOSE CAMERAS!"

Yami sighed. "Ok… Jeff… I… I miss Kaiba!"

"What! Why?"

"Because…When Kaiba was around, I would always play pranks on him, just to piss him off! But now that he's gone, I'm just an empty shell of a duelist! It wont be the same pissing off Joey and Rex…"

The cameras then did an extreme close up on Jeff and Yami.

"Don't worry Yugi! This is the last Immunity Challenge… and by the end of the day, you'll be back to playing pranks on Seto, just like the good ol days!" Jeff said comfortingly.

"Thanks Jeff! You're a pal!" Yami said as the two of them shook hands.

"Always happy to help, Yu---" Jeff turned towards the cameras and noticed they were right in their faces.

"OH COME ON! DIDN'T I JUST SAY…"

The cameras suddenly turned to Yami as he had his fist brought back, then without warning, punched all the cameras. The scene suddenly dropped to the ground as the feet of Yami and Jeff walked away.

"… MAKIN' ME GO KENNY ROGERS IN THIS BITCH!" Yami shouted.


Location : Beach : 3:00pm

Jeff had Yami, Joey, and Rex gathered on the Island for the final challenge.

"Ok Pootiezongas… You've spent more than a year on this island…"

"AND IT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER HELL!" Rex shouted.

"… but now its time for your final challenge. We were gonna have you do a race back to the mainland, but that seemed a little predictable, so, we had a different final challenge in mind." Jeff explained.

"… And whats that?" Joey said, confused.

"Well, We're going to take a ferry to another island, and you're going to compete in a life-or-death match with the natives on that island." Jeff said.

"HOLY SHIT!" Rex shouted.

"Have you lost your mind, Probst?" Yami shouted.

"Hey, after that whole Pokemon thing, what are you so worried about?" Jeff said.

"Good point." Joey said.

"Don't worry… The natives are all woman." Jeff said.

"YES! THIS IS GONNA KICK ASS!" Rex said.

"… Amazon women." Jeff said.

"Probst, I hate you as the days are long…" Rex replied.

Suddenly, Bernadette came out of nowhere. "Amazon Island! Hey, that's where I was born!" she said happily.

"… I hate this show with each passing minute…" Joey said.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me!" Rex said.

"Don't worry Rexy… I'm sure the natives will give you some Jungle lovin', if you know what I mean!" Bernadette said seductively. Rex cringed.

"Jeff… one of these days, you're gonna feel what it's like to be raped by a fat woman… and I will be there."

"Waiting for your turn?" Jeff replied.

Everyone started laughing.

"I HATE YOU ALL!" Rex shouted.

"ANYWAYS, the ferry will be here in half an hour, so be ready. If your not on it, You'll be left behind and automatically forfeit the challenge." Jeff said.

And with that, they all went their separate ways. Rex took off running to get away from Bernadette. He hid in some bushes and began thinking to himself.

Confessional : Rex Raptor

"Ok, one fat bitch was bad enough, but now Amazon women! That's just drawing the line! This fuckin' writer has gone WAY too far this time! But you know what? Jeff said that if were not on the ferry by the time it gets here, then we'll be left behind and get eliminated! So if I'm not on the ferry… ill get eliminated… and sent home… NEVER EVER having to see Bernadette's ugly ass again! YES! IT'S PERFECT! I'll just burn time by singing to you all the theme song to Three's company!"

Rex cleared his throat.

"Come and knock on our door, (come and knock on our door), Guess who's waiting for you? (guess whos waiting for you…)"

Suddenly, Bernadette appeared behind Rex.

"Come on baby! Amazon Island is waitng for us!"

Rex was suddenly caught in Bernadette's arms. "NO! I DON'T WANNA GO! LET GO OF ME YOU FAT FUCK! LET ME GO! HEEEELLLLPPPPP!"

Bernadette turned and carried Rex back to the Beach.

Location : Beach : 3:30pm

The ferry to Amazon Island arrived. Yami, Joey, Jeff, some stagehands, and Bernadette (with Rex STILL in her death grip) boarded the ship. It was a half an hour sail to the new island. Once the boat arrived, the drawbridge was let down, and everyone, sans Rex , got off the ship. They all followed Jeff deep into the forest. Bernadette turned back towards the ship.

"Come on down, my little Rexy! I'll catch you!" she shouted to him.

"FUCK NO! I'LL GO TO HELL BEFORE I GO ANYWHERE NEAR YOU!" Rex shouted.

Suddenly, a TV was heard inside the cabin of the ship. "And now, its time for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"

"OH HELL NAW!" Rex shouted. He jumped off the ship, landed right next to Bernadette, then ran off into the forest after Yami, Joey, and Jeff.

Location : Amazon Meeting Grounds : Amazon Island : 4:37pm

Over 100 large, muscular, Miss Olympia type Amazon Women stood around as they watched Jeff enter with Yami, Joey, and Rex. The Pootiezongas were terrified.

"Man Yuge… one wrong move and those massive bitches will break us in two…" Joey said quietly.

"Yes… don't even make eye contact." Yami said.

"You here that, Raptor?" Joey asked.

"Wheeler… the only thing I'm looking at is the dandruff flakes in your hair." Rex replied. Joey began to frantically rub his head. "YOU LIE! YOU LIE!"

Jeff stopped at the throne of the head Amazon, followed by the others.

"Welcome to Amazon Island. Me Bertha! You here for Challenge, no?" she said.

"Yes… well, THEY are." Jeff said, pointing at the Duelists.

Bertha stood up. "CHALLENGE OF THE AMAZON!" She shouted. All the amazon women began to let out battle cries.

"… Why don't I like the sound of this?" Joey said, scared.

Bertha jumped down and landed in front of the Pootiezongas. Jeff started to back away. "Ok, Immunity Challenge is on! GOOD LUCK! YOU"LL NEED IT!" Jeff said as he broke into a mad dash off the cameras.

"BURN IN HELL, PROBST! YOU HEAR ME! BURN… IN … HELL!" Rex shouted.

"First you qualify for games!" Bertha said. "You do 'Snoo-Snoo'!"

All the amazons smiled and did their battle cries again. Yami, Joey, and Rex huddled together, scared.

"What the FUCK is Snoo-Snoo?" Rex shouted.

"I don't know… and I'm pretty I don't WANT to know!" Yami said.

"SNOO-SNOO! SNOO-SNOO! SNOO-SNOO! SNOO-SNOO!" The Amazons chanted as they grabbed the Pootiezongas and carried them off into different huts.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the boys shouted

Disturbing noises came from inside the hut.

A few hours later…

Yami, Joey, and Rex emerged from the hut with their crotches bandaged.

"…You just HAD to ask what Snoo-Snoo was, didn't ya, Raptor?" Joey said.

"…shut up, Wheeler… just shut up…" Rex replied. "That shit was worse than Bernadette…"

THE GAMES BEGIN!

The beaten and battered duelists stood before Bertha. "First task… You go to Azure Ruins. Find Golden Idol."

Jeff appeared behind the Amazon Queen. "And that person wins challenge one, and the online polls decide who gets voted off. The polls will open as soon as the challenge begins"

Off cameras, millions of viewers rushed to their computers.

"How do we get to these ruins?" Yami asked.

The Amazons all gave a battle cry, then lifted up the Pootiezongas and carried them off.

"I REALLY WISH YOU FUCKERS WOULD KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTHS SHUT!" Rex shouted.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! MY NUTS! WATCH MY NUTS!" Joey shouted.

The Amazons threw the Pootiezongas into a boat, and pushed it towards the ocean. The cameras followed as they drifted off into the sea.

"Yami sat at the back of the small rowboat with his legs crossed. "What do you suspose these ruins are like?" he asked.

"If their anything like Pokemon Palace, count me out!" Rex said.

"Speakin' of palaces, what the hell is that!" Joey said, pointed straight forward. The boat sailed through a large cloud of mist. Suddenly, something came into view. It appeared to be humongous castle that stretched for miles on end. A huge, glass dome surrounded the castle, supposedly for protection. Streams of water could be seen spraying out of random small windows that dotted the smooth stone walls. The current took the boat inside the castle through a hidden opening behind a waterfall. Yami, Joey, and Rex were soaked.

"This… just… isn't… my … day…" Rex muttered.

The boat drifted inside, which showed a ladder that seemed to lead upwards. Yami, Joey, and Rex climbed upwards. Once at the top, the Pootiezongas laid eyes upon many water slides. They criss-crossed the spacious room, making it impossible to tell which led to where.

Joey, being Joey, lost all control once he saw all the waterslides. "OH MAN! THIS IS FREAKIN' SWEET! LAST ONE DOWN IS A ROTTEN POTATA!"

"Ok, the Immunity Challenge is the first one who finds the Golden Idol wins, right? So it must be at the bottom somewhere." Yami said.

"SWEET! SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RIDE THE SLIDE TO THE BOTTOM!" Joey said excitedly.

"That's right, Joey. But we don't know what lurks down there, so be on your guard." Yami said cautiously. "And remember, its every duelist for themselves from here on out!"

"YEAH! LETS DO 'DIS!" Joey said. He ran towards the first slide in front of him, then dove down head first.

"WHOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!" Joey shouted his way down.

Rex walked towards the edge and looked down. It was dark. The bottom could not be seen. "Man, I don't do well with water!" he shouted.

Yami peered over at him. "You cant swim?" he asked.

"… I've been meanin to take lessons…"

"Don't worry. When you get down to the bottom, just hold your breath and you'll float right to the top."

Rex began to turn pail. "MAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT! YOU KNOW WHAT? IM JUST GONNA FORFEIT!"

"Bon Voyage." Yami said. He shoved Rex down a waterslide!

"YUGI, YOU FUCKIN BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!" Rex shouted.

"Now." Yami said. "Lets try this one. You ready, partner?"

Yugi's transparent image appeared next to Yami. "Yup! Lets do it!" he said. Yugi faded away as Yami walked towards a slide to the right. He then jumped in the half-tube and rode the slide straight down.

Joey was having the time of his life as he boldly flew down head first down the water slide. Rex, however, was not having the time of his life, as he screamed like a little girl the whole way down. He slid down on his back, feet up in the air, arms outstretched, and eyes wide. On another slide stood Yami. Yes, you read right. Stood. Yami was standing straight up on the slide, arms crossed, Enjoying his ride to the bottom. Even with the many twists and turns that the slide had, not once did Yami fall, or even flinch. He grinned. The Pharoah rides with style!

At the bottom, the slides all were connected to the large lake like pool. Joey crashed down into the water, then poked his head out a few moments later. "WHOOOOOO! HELLS FUCKIN YEAH! LETS DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!" he shouted excitedly. A couple minutes later, Rex crashed down, but didn't come back up. Another couple minutes later, Yami reached the bottom, but instead of landing in the pool, he jumped up at the last minute and did a couple front flips and landed on a platform in the middle of the pool.

"How the FUCK did you did that!" Joey said.

"Skills, baby. Skills." Yami replied. "Um, where's Rex?"

"Got me. He hasn't come up yet."

Yami dove into the pool. He came out a minute later with Rex, who was coughing and gagging. Yami helped him onto the platform.

"YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKIN SO OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PUSHIN' ME DOWN A FUCKIN WATERSLIDE LIKE THAT!" He shouted.

"Shut up. You're alive, aren't you?" Yami said.

"You know what! If I had my duel disk with me, I would challenge your ass right here, right now!" Rex shouted.

Yami shook his head. "Raptor… shut up before I kick your ass…"

Rex threw his arms outward. "BRING IT, BITCH!"

Yami quietly walked over towards Rex and pushed him back into the pool.

"Now, to find that Idol…"

Suddenly, Joey popped out of the water AGAIN. "Hey Yuge! Check this out! I found this gold thingy at the bottom of the pool!" He said as he held up the Golden Idol. "Oh, and I found this too." He said as he pulled Rex up. Rex once again coughed and gagged.

"JOEY! THAT'S THE…"

Suddenly a siren blared and Jeff Probst floated down from an unknown location. "Joey Wheeler, you've won the Immunity Challenge!" he shouted.

"Jeff! How did you get here?" Yami asked.

"We've been down here the whole time! Now, back to Amazon Island!"

"Jeff…" Rex said. "I hate you SO much right now!" Rex had a blanket wrapped around him.

Location : Amazon Island : 9:50pm

At the Amazon Island Meeting Ground, tiki lamps and torches lit the island. A small luau was going on, but the Pootiezongas, still frightened by the large women, were eating poi in a corner of the area. Jeff approached the group.

"Ok, we've tallied up the votes. As we all know, Joey cant be voted off, so…"

"Wait, I thought this was the final?" Yami said.

"Well, its kinda late, so the final-final challenge will be tomorrow." Jeff said.

"SO WHO GETS THE BOOT?" Rex shouted.

Jeff opened up the envelop. "The person kicked off the island next is… YOU! REX!"

Rex dropped his bowl. A huge grin shot across his face. "You lie… YOUR LYING!"

"Nope. Sorry Rex, but the…"

"YES! IM FREE! IM FUCKIN' FREE!" Rex shouted. "WHERES THE BOAT OFF THIS BITCH!"

Jeff pointed towards the docks. "SO LONG, BITCH-A-SAURS!" Rex shouted as he took off running through the party, then through the forest, til he reached the boat that lead back to Domino. He got on and started to relax.

"Ahh… homeward bound…" He said with a sigh. Suddenly, a shadow loomed over him. "There you are baby… I thought you'd never get here." Bernadette said.

Rex looked up at her, then held out his hand. "Guess what, you fat bitch… I've been voted off. I'm going home. And I never, ever, EVER want to see your ugly, fat, pizza looking face again." He said in a very calm voice. "Now get the FUCK off my boat before I KILL you!"

Bernadette finally got the hint. "But you said you wanted to be there for me…"

"I said no such thing… NOW FUCK OFF!" Rex said.

A tear rolled down her cheek. She slowly stepped off the boat, then turned to Rex and began to unzip something behind her. Rex ran to the edge of the boat and pointed at her.

"YOU TAKE THOSE CLOTHES OFF AND ILL FILL YOUR ASS WITH BULLETS FROM THIS ASSAULT RIFLE IM PACKING!"

Once the zipper was down, she pulled off her whole body, like something out of a cartoon. The REAL Bernadette, a slim, supermodel like nurse stood before him. Rex's mouth dropped.

"WHAT… WHAT THE!"

"This disguise was to see If a man would like me for my personality and not my looks. Thanks for proving my theory, Rex. You get your wish. You'll never see my face again." Bernadette said. Rex's boat began to drift away.

"NO, BERNADETTE! I WAS KIDDING! I NEVER MEANT ALL THOSE FAT JOKES! YOU KNOW I LOVE MY GIRLS WITH A FEW EXTRA ROLLS! COME BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK NO!" Rex shouted into the night.

Back at the Luau…

Yami and Joey stood before Jeff. "This is it… You two are the final two Survivors. Tomorrow is the final day."

Yami and Joey looked at each other as the Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme began to play (You know, the part towards the end of the song, where it shows Joey, then Tristan, then Tean, then Kaiba… That part of the music.)

"This is it! May the best man win, Joey!" Yami said.

Joey returned with a thumbs up.

This is it… the final showdown… it all comes down to Yugi and Joey! WHO WILL WIN IT ALL? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER OF SURVIVOR: DUELIST STYLE!


OK, I know I said THIS was gonna be the final, but I had a few more ideas. Next chapter is sadly the last. Im serious this time. So til then, read and review! Don't worry, the next chapter will NOT take like 3 months to get up. I promise (follow up story coming soon!)