"Sure you don't want to talk about it?" says Cyborg, driving Robin back to the T.
"I'm sure…"
"It's a good thing I saw you then. And a good thing the street was empty."
"…"
"Any plans on how to rescue Star?"
"Formulating…"
"How bout the band?"
"Oswald will have to wait. This is far more important."
"I just hope we're up to fighting off a fully armed, manned, alien warship, AND Blackfire to boot!"
"Once we get up there, I'd be more worried for them."
(Silence)
"There's still some glitter on your nose."
"Shut up…"
…
"Well, that's the last one." says Blackfire, patting her hands together. "Time to say hello to my little sis."
Down in the dark and wet holds of the leviathan of a ship there is strangled screaming as Starfire undergoes something rather horrid… The air is close and the walls seem to move in upon her. Her head spins, and she screams out in terror…
She screams again, backing away trembling, but her legs give way to the horror and inhumanity. She falls and cowers; giving in to the awesome power of the foul mechanism before her. "I AM NOT CHANGING THAT DIAPER!"
"But we Gordonians don't know how to do it!" points out a guard. "And the captain is sure to object. You're the only one who can save us now!"
"What if I instructed you?" says Starfire.
"This uniform costs a bundle! No way!"
The little bundle of joy gurgles and smiles, quite unaware of the devastating smell its little surprise had hence issued.
"I guess it must be done…" sighs Star, and she does it with some caution. "Argh! He's still going!"
"You idiots! Get back to your posts!" says Blackfire, coming down, meeting the guards who were running up. She whiffs in a bit and sympathises rather greenly. "On second thoughts, everyone up until she finishes. Ugh!"
"By the great galactica! It's number 3!"
"RUN!"
…
"Such a primitive device!" says Gizmo, observing the weapons he pinched from Robin. "Any fool can make these!"
"Can you?" says Mammoth. A spanner hits him but he shrugs, stuffing his face with spaghetti which he believes is finger food. (In fact he believes most food is finger food). "What did you pinch J?"
"Nothing much. Just three tickets to their little show!" gloats Jinx, flaring them around. "I heard they sold out too. Lucky for me and the other two I'm willing to drag along!"
"Who are you taking with you?"
"Stupid one and stupid two, who do you think?"
Mammoth ponders "Uhhh…?" It was like watching ice melt in Alaska.
Jinx just holds her head for a few seconds. "Just don't eat too much big guy. We have a party to crash… You'd better free Mr. smarty pants too." she adds, observing Gizmo trapped in ice from tampering too much.
"Ah!" exclaims Mammoth "I know that guy!"
…
"What happened?" says Robin looking at the forms of Mumbo and CtrlF plastered on the wall.
"I sneezed…" mutters Raven. She sneezes again, bowling over the couch. Mumbo and CtrlF twitch involuntarily.
"God bless you." says Cyborg. A lamp explodes.
"God save us!" says Beastboy, wearing football padding all over.
"Dat idn't fuddy!" remarks Raven, and she wilts to her room. The phone rings.
"Hello?" says Robin. It's Oswald. "Ah. It's you… Yeah… That's good, the venue is set… you want us to practice now? Uh… Well, the thing is, Starfire has been kidnapped by aliens, Raven has a cold and I just got mugged… Don't laugh! Listen! I'm not joking! Hello? Hello? Dang! He hung up!"
"Let me have a try!" says BB, dialing the number. "Hello? Uhuh… You don't say! Uhuh.You DON'T say!"
"What did he say?"
"He didn't say."
Cyborg parts them before Robin can fling out a birdarang.
"Fine!" says Robin fed-up. "Me and BB will take blue and fat face to the practice." he says, where he receives a hearty boo from the two suspended villains. "You get the east Titans to help track down Blackfire and we'll leave Raven here under quarantine. Let's go titans!"
…
"You may have saved our lives, but you are STILL my prisoner!" says Blackfire behind the forcefield. She struts around the prison hold, tinkling the key cards. "Very soon my glorious plan will be accomplished, and I, Blackfire shall return to Tamaran invincible!"
"That will never happen sister!" says Starfire, cradling the super baby. "Not while the Titans are here to stop you."
"The titans are nothing!" scoffs Blackfire, twirling her hair. "But other beings on this planet interested me greatly…" and she gives an evil twinkle in her eyes.
"What have you done?" demands Starfire, knowing that look well.
"Well, I have another appointment coming up, so I can't stay to chut…"
"That's chat."
"Whatever. So I'll let your new playmates tell you all about it. Hmm?" and she laughs, switching a lever. "Have a good chut! Hahaha!"
"It's CHAT!" yells Starfire, but Blackfire has already left, leaving her with the baby to face the new arrivals.
A small panel had opened on the side, revealing three menacing figures in the darkness. They were half her height, but they seemed disfigured, but it was hard to tell quite what they were in the shadowy enclosure. One had his arms dragging on the ground and a neck waving long like a cobra. Another had thick bands of metal weighed on his arms and legs, shaking the ground as it stepped heavily. The other looked normal (For a human), aside the fact it was walking on the ceiling.
Quickly laying the baby down behind her, she turns to the 'monsters' and prepares to fight…
…
When there's trouble you know who to call!
A caddy!
Beware of puddles, you have to aim for the hole
A birdie!
When a duck gives you a quack
Get the clubs and give it a whack
Cause when your golf is completely out of controool
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
If your sight is bad we'd better watch out
Hit too hard and hit a tree
If your putt is bad, you don't need to shout
We'll just, give you a gimme
Give you a gimmeee
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
Teen Titans GO!
Teen Titans GO!
When there's trouble you know who to call
Golf buggy!
If it rains, you know it usually pours
I'm soggy!
When your ball lands in a sand trap
Do not fret, cause we've got your back
Cuz when the world needs heroes at the hole
Teen Titans GO!
One, two, three, four, GO!
Teen Titans!
"We are NOT taking you to the golf tournament!" shouts Cyborg. "Do you think you're out of custody already?"
"We can dream!" mumbles Mumbo. "I wouldn't mind a quick swing…"
"I'm pretty close to giving you one, so just belt up back there already!"
…
"Well that was easy!" says Blackfire dusting her hands. "A living magnet in my ship and with super speed, super sense, super stretch, super strength and now, super smart in my hands, the world is mine! And all those other aliens have problems invading this rock? What nafbloggs!" and she walks on, towing behind her in chains… a young boy in a bat suit…