From the crazy person who brought you: Barry Saucepan and other randoms...She brings-
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatever, here's a story:
Sitting in front of a fire he held up one Winnie the Pooh toy, then putting on an appropriate voice he said,
"Snuffles! Will you marry me!"
'Snuffles', a Finding Nemo toy, gasped,
"Oh, Winnie! I would, but Mr. Evil Bunny, is going to hold me captive!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am the Evil Bunny! That's Mr. Evil Bunny to you, punk!"
"Oh!" Winnie passed out - or more correctly fell off the chair. He picked the Winnie the Pooh toy back up, making him rise slowly,
"Mr. Evil Bunny! You may have defeated my good friend Winnie...but will you be able to defeat...SUPER POOH!"
'Mr. Evil Bunny' was made to put one bean filled paw on his hip,
"Course I will SUPER POOH! DIE! DIE! DIE!" he then made Mr. Evil Bunny attack SUPER POOH.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" he cried in 'Snuffles' voice.
"Snuffles don't let him see you cry!" He bellowed as SUPER POOH, he then made Snuffles turn around.
"HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA! I have you now SUPER POOH!" 'Mr. Evil Bunny' cried.
"No you don't!"
"Yes he does, little vermin!" he yelled in his normal voice, "Avada Kedavra!"
Suddenly his servant burst through the door, a sack at the ready, Voldemort tried to hide his toys behind his back.
"WORMTAIL! What did I tell you about enter my lair without knocking!"
"Uhh...S-sorry master!" he squeaked, "b-but I t-thought, there w-was someone i-in here d-dead. That m-might n-need cleaning u-up..."
"Well there isn't. So leave."
"Y-yes, Master!"
As
soon as Wormtail left, Voldemort pulled his toys back out,
"Mr.
Evil Bunny! I didn't squash you did I! Now...where's my replacement
Winnie the Pooh toys...?"
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