Summary: What… if… our favorite Sharingan users and masters of Sexy no jutsu… get stuck in their forms…? Why do the names Sachisu, Kashike, Nazuki, and Konobi sound familiar? It looks like the boys are going to have to call for backup after all! How long will they suffer?
A/N: Um, thanks for the reviews. I feel very loved, cookies to all. I would mention each and every one of you personally, but you know, that would take too much space, and there's that rumor that people can't address their reviewers anymore. Believe me, I feel hurt that fanfiction admin would keep me from making--eerr cough giving love to you all.
Lol, sorry, don't freak on me. O.o About the pics of them in sexy-no-jutsu form though, the link from my profile 1) does not work and 2) does not lead to that site. Since each individual picture is run with JavaScript, here's a link to the page you can find them on:
http/ on that page, and they're pretty obvious since the thumbnails show a lot more skin than any other characters. :) If fanfiction NET screwed up the link, email me at easier to contact you if I find a solution or whatnot. Or even if you have ideas, I am accepting ideas.
on that page, and they're pretty obvious since the thumbnails show a lot more skin than any other characters. :) If fanfiction NET screwed up the link, email me at it's easier to contact you if I find a solution or whatnot. Or even if you have ideas, I am accepting ideas.And I am kinda looking for a beta reader. Just for now, I might get one when I get back to school with my friends. Even then I might just stick with whatever beta reader outside of school I can find.
Ehh, other characters? Listen now, except for the even POSSIBLITY of Itachi, no one else will become a girl. Sorry, remember, my inspiration for this fic is really visual. Email me a picture and I'll think about it. As for the other nin finding their identities... some I can promise, some I cannot, and some I can tell you now will not happen ever. Such as Genma, Choji, Shikamaru, and Raido. I can't portray them at all. Sorry. Kiba, Sakura, Iruka, and Ino are promises. Everyone else is probably more vague. Tsunade is probably out too for the fact she isn't Hokage in this timeline. Remember: pre-Chuunin exams. Also meaning Lee, Neji, and Tenten are harder to squeeze in since none of the newer Genins know them yet.
CHAPTER ISN'T DONE YET! I decided to be nice and upload what I have been able to scrape together in my spare time for everyone.
Konobi… Saruhamaru Konobi
Konohamaru pondered long and hard about the name Sasuke had dubbed her while twirling cereal around with her spoon. Hey, if anything, this might end up being a great thing for her! No one groveling even though she got in trouble! No one putting her above punishment because she was the Hokage's grandson! It was a perfect opportunity! She grinned while chewing on some more cereal and watching her Boss run by throwing toilet paper across the room as one of the dogs leaped up to catch it in midair.
"Woohoo! Kakashi-sensei's fast asleep 'cause of the Sharingan! Come on, Konohamaru, let's trash his place while we have a chance!"
"You sure, Boss? She is letting us stay here…"
"Yeah, but it's not everyday I get this kind of chance," Naruto snickered while dumping a box of books on the floor. Konohamaru smiled while pumping her fist in the air.
"Ai! Boss!" Konohamaru swatted the bowl off of the table and into a wall, shattering the glass and splattering milk on the floor. Naruto kicked the bathroom door.
"Come on, Sasuke, you've been in there forev—" Before the poor dumb blonde could see what was coming, Sasuke slammed the door open and snarled at her. "Finally, lets see what kind of things we can blackmail Kakashi-sensei with in here," She giggled while strolling past Sasuke, unaware of the dark presence drifting toward her.
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"NARUTTOOOOOO!"
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Sakura blinked awake and grumbled before rolling back in a comfortable position in bed.
She forgave whoever that was too for obvious reasons.
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"Sheesh, could you three be any louder," A disheveled Kakashi in clothing far too big for her came around a corner and nearly fell over at the sight of the book strewn across the floor. She shakily began to scoop them into her arms. "Who dumped my books on the floor!" She glared as Naruto slowly stepped out of the bathroom with her hands in the air like a police officer had just pointed a gun in her direction. Sasuke also stepped out with her, kunais in each hand ready to kill.
"Chill man, what's your problem," Naruto growled while being pushed up against a wall. Sasuke's Sharingan glared daggers at her while flipping the kunai near her neck threateningly.
"Leave," She began while growling in the back of her throat. "Me…alone…" Konohamaru shivered and hid behind Kakashi. Holy crap, this one was scary!
"Boss!" Naruto stared at Sasuke, searching for anything to take and use against the prodigy but found herself content with smirking.
"Go on, tough stuff!"
"Knock it off, Sasuke. You too, Naruto. We're stuck with each other now, deal with it," Kakashi sighed and stood back up.
Being older and therefore still taller than the other girls, Kakashi could see further into his bathroom than Naruto or Konohamaru.
Far enough to see something quite distressing to the teacher jounin.
"Oh my—Sasuke, are you alright! No one attacked us on the way…" She frowned and moved over to Sasuke.
"What are you talking about Kakashi-sensei," Naruto questioned while raising an eyebrow.
"There's blood all over the floor in there!" The jounin yelled back as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Naruto moved away and peered into the room and, you guessed it, the deep crimson color was skewed across the linoleum flooring. No weapon in sight, well, other than the kunai pointing at her throat, but they were clean kunai so it was all good there. Kakashi moved over to Sasuke, who was starting to blush while mumbling things from embarrassment as her teacher looked her up and down.
"Where are you bleeding?"
To Kakashi's horror, Sasuke fidgeted and looked down.
Naruto and Konohamaru sat in rare patience that didn't often come to the two as they waited for Kakashi to stop flipping out and making such a ruckus with Sasuke in the bathroom.
"…Maybe something's wrong with her body." Naruto snorted while tucking her hands behind her head.
"I bet he did the transformation wrong and his spleen doesn't work." Konohamaru nodded in awe of her boss's intelligence. Who woulda thought that, especially about one's teammate? "Yup, Sasuke's gonna die--" Naruto yelped as a large bottle of shampoo came flying out and smacked him upside the head.
"Shut up, dobe!"
"What, pissed because you know it's true," Naruto retorted while holding her head. There was a moments silence then soft sobbing coming from behind the door. The blonde nearly fell out of her chair. "OH CRAP, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE?"
"NO ONE is going to die, now will you shut up?" Kakashi screeched before coming out of the bathroom looking very startled and unnerved, running a hand over her face. Naruto and Konohamaru sat in quietude for a little while longer before the brunette whispered.
"Really?"
"I… I always thought it was a myth," The teacher murmured quietly is disbelief.
"Well? What's wrong with him," Naruto huffed, not taking in the seriousness exactly.
"Sasuke… is having her," Kakashi swallowed and continued to use the word as if it was along the lines of defining that hell and purgatory does too exist. "She's having something women supposedly have… called a period." The two boy-now-women-looked at each other.
"Oh that sounds scary," Naruto rolled her eyes. As Konohamaru looked just as lost as Kakashi.
"Everything I learned in school is a lie," She announced bewildered.
"True dat, bro, true dat." Kakashi's mismatched eyes narrowed again at Naruto.
"Are you saying I lie?"
"Pfft!" Naruto rolled her eyes. "With the excuses you give us for being late, you should know your own answer!" Kakashi's bottom lip trembled... which was left unnoticed due to the fact she still was wearing a mask.
"I don't lie," She protested again.
"Can we think about the PROBLEM here!" The three of them paused and turned to face Sasuke's beet red face and twitching Sharingan eye.
"You mean getting rid of the prodigy," Naruto chimed before narrowly dodging a kunai with an explosive note attached to it. Kakashi and Konohamaru visably flinched upon realizing it, indeed, was explosive but not after Pakkun had pried it out of the wall with his teeth and chucked it out the, thankfully, open window. A very large explosion shook the room followed suit along with loud screaming and cussing from outside. The four of them were silent for a long time after that, just listening to the chaos going on in the world not known as Kakashi's condo.
"...You might've killed someone! No explosives in the house, Sasuke, and your period does not excuse that kind of behavior!" Sasuke slowly walked over and picked up Pakkun to huggle while staring threateningly at Kakashi.
"...I can get my brother to do horrible things to you."
"Been there, done that, bought the t-shit," Kakashi grumbled while rolling her eyes and reaching into a nearby box, pulling out, yes, a t-shirt with Itachi's face on it and the words "Itachi has done horrible things to me". Sasuke's glare at the object intensified even more when Naruto poked her head through it and started mimicking the youngest Uchiha.
"Ooooo, look at me, I have a grudge against my brother 'coz he's done horrible things to me and now I'm going to mope around and piss everyone off!"
As many explosions erupted suspiciously outside Kakashi's front window and startling many ninja who have been jumpy over the idea that the Sound was going to ambush any day now, a meeting was being held in Kakashi's kitchen.
"Any luck with that lock, Makoto?" The largest of Kakashi's band of dogs, Makoto, shook his head while his jaws were remained secure on the lock to the bottom cabinet door. Which also meant slobber flew into the other hound's faces. Not like any of them cared except Unki, the baby labor-doodle, the only dog Kakashi owned that never actually made a summoning contract with him, who whinned in futile protest.
"Shut up Unki, or you're not getting any kibble when we get the lock open!" Hiya, the unspecified terrior, growled at her. Unki whimpered some more while tucking the puff ball tail between her legs.
"Fine, but I'm telling master!" A different full bred golden labordor, Sora, tackled Unki.
"Don't be a taddle-tale, squirt!"
"This isn't going to work," Denki muttered while watching Makoto continue to knaw on the lock. "We need some sort of... copier, so we can copy the combination Kakashi uses..."
"Copy the Copy cat?"
"Rike a Rhringrn?" Makoto growled between his teeth, more spit flying from his large heavy lips. Unki shivered in disgut and strutted over to the other side of the room.
"Speak English dude, we didn't learn it for no reason," Sora sweatdropped.
"Oh, I think he means the Sharingan!" Denki chimed while wagging his tail. "Yes, that'd be perfect!"
"But... that's only for human with Uchiha blood," Hiya motioned with a paw.
"Yeah, well, Kakashi has a Sharingan and he's not an Uchiha, so that means there's no reason us dogs can't get a Sharingan! We just need to think about it..." Sora wagged his tail with Denki.
"And when in doubt, call Pakkun out!"
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To be brief, Pakkun wasn't exactly in the mood for kibble anymore.
Being closer to the window than the other dogs, he nearly lost his hearing and now, of all things, Kakashi was trying to save his pour soul by tearing him away from Sasuke. That would certainly be all fine and dandy, and Pakkun's never felt fine AND dandy about anything in his life, but this opportunity was being dashed because Sasuke was being a crazy, compulsive, obsessive, psycho, kunai throwing, explosion causing, Sharingan-using, bleeding woman.
Ode to the dog days where humans didn't have a single clue as to what he was saying and let him tinkle on bushes.
"Buggle-huggle-Puggle-poo wants to be with ME, dammit!"
"You're crushing him in your arms, that's nin-animal abuse!"
"Kakashi-senseeeeiiii, there's Sasuke's nasty blood on the toilet and I need to use the bathrooooommmmm..." Konohamaru sat and watched as the madness ensued, being completely content with not being involved and only with his popcorn. And chocolate syrup. Naruto's nose scrunched while looking at Konohamaru and the chocolate-covered popcorn. "That's just weird man."
"Okay, that's it! Release!" Kakashi yelled while slapping her hands together, making Pakkun disappear into smoke in Sasuke's arms. Sasuke stared in disbelief at her empty arms then snarled at her teacher again.
"You'll pay for that..."
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, forget what I said, I have a better idea!" Naruto snickered while pulling down her bikini bottom again to come across a horrible re-realization.
She had no manhood. In fact, it looked like there was nothing there.
Which meant she couldn't purposefully miss and pee on Sasuke's stupid Uchiha blood.
And it also meant she couldn't pee in the first place because she had no idea how.
"K-Kakashi-sensei," Naruto yelped while turning a shade whiter. "How do we go to the bathroom...?"
"So, they took your right to tinkle on a bush too, eh? Welcome to the nin-dog club," Pakkun muttered while peeking at the girls from behind the master bedroom door. Did this mean he was a peeping tom? Well... he'd probably rather not answer that.
Not like his master's habits weren't enough to make a conclusion.
To be continued... Promise.