Ok I must have been on crack when I thought of this. Well no, I was in study hall actualy, well anyway I thought of this and thought "why hasn't anyone thought of this before?" so I posted it.

All I have to say is, "welcome to the insanity that is me."

It was late, really late. Ed had been helping Roy with his paper work, because Hawkeye made him. He was so engrossed with his work that he didn't see the obsidian eyes boring holes through the back of his head.

When he finally did look up Roy was signing papers.

Ed passed it off as his superstitious side coming out. He had just pulled another stack of papers to him when Mustang broke the silence.

"HEY Ed."

"What?" Asked Ed.

"I'm hungry, my house is closer, and do you want something to eat?"

"Sure." Said Ed. "I could use a break."

So they walked out to the car and drove in silence to Roy's house.

"Holy shit!" said Ed. "this place is huge!"

"Yea." Said Roy. "Almost to huge. Good thing I have the dogs though." Roy pulled a key out of his pocket and put it in the lock on the front door.

"What dogs?" asked Ed.

Roy opened the door and suddenly five golden retrievers attacked Ed. They all tried to lick his face and neck at the same time.

Ed was rescued when Roy shouted

"FOOD!" all the monsters went in side after that.

Ed got up and brushed off his red coat.

"Eww, I think they got spit in my hair." Said Ed, holding a piece of his bangs between two fingers.

"Come on in." said Roy. "You can take a shower and wash the dog spit out of your hair here."

After Roy had shown Ed where the bathroom was and given him a clean towel, he went downstairs to order take out.

Half and hour latter Ed had dried off only to realize that he had no clean cloths here.

"HEY COLONEL SHIT!" he yelled.

Roy hearing his nickname being called went the see what the problem was.

"What, Ed?" he said from out side the bathroom door. He had his hand on the knob about to open the door.

"I don't have any cloths here." Said Ed.

Roy opened the door to find that Ed had his hair down and around his shoulders; he was also still wet from the shower.

Roy didn't say anything; he just walked over and kissed Ed for all he was worth.

Ed soon found that his towel had dropped to the floor and that he was bare in the presence of his SO. He also noted that he was alone in the house of his SO.

Soon Roy had moved him to the bedroom and was kissing his way down Ed's neck and Chest. Soon Roy had taken Ed's cock into his mouth.

Ed had thrust his hips up into the warm wet cavern. Roy hadn't anticipated Ed's Reaction so he didn't hold him down.

When Ed's body hit Roy's face, there was a crack and soon blood was everywhere.

Roy pulled away from Ed and held his nose. Ed looked at Roy to see what had happened.

"I tink ish brokun." Said Roy. He felt his nose tenderly. "Yub, ish brokun."

Roy had gotten his nose looked at that night when he had gone to the hospital. The next day at work however was down right embarrassing. Every one wanted to know how the hell he had broken his nose.

It was finally Havoc's turn to ask.

"Hey Roy. How'd you break your nose." The kicker was that Ed was standing right there.

Roy burned Havoc's cigarette to nothing and Ed turned bright pink.

When the two alchemists had disappeared into the office to do the paperwork, Mase smiled and said.

"ok guys pay up."

"shit," said Breta.

"yea." Said Havoc. "who knew you could break a nose doing that?"

Ok, so, like it? Hate it? Well I'll never know if you don't reveiw. (whispers) "you could save that buttons life by clicking it.". if you reveiw i'll give you a pocky. I love you all even if you hate me. mostly if you hate me.