"Neji? Gaara?" Rock Lee whispered to himself. He hid his charka so that neither Neji nor Gaara would find out but failure Neji sensed this and threw Kunais at him
"YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!" A Kunai was stuck to his ass.
'Now that makes one down, one to go' Neji thought to himself. All he needed to do is knock Gaara out so that he can sneak into Mizu's room, 'borrow' her for a second and make her spill. Surely Sakura must like him! Now that Uchiha was out of the way, Sakura was all his for the taking…if that little pipsqueak tells that is. Neji was quietly in a bush quietly waiting for Gaara to make his move.
Gaara on the other hand was in a tree. He suddenly felt someone's charka nearby. But this charka was strong. Strong…like…like…. The Uchiha! The Uchiha must be here too! He must want the kid as well. He better grab the kid and split. Why does Gaara at Sakura's yard? He started to have a liking to the cherry blossom of Kohona! But he was curious of who Sakura likes. So he thought of taking the kid, threaten her to tell him whom Sakura likes and if she doesn't, he'll kill her! And if she doesn't say his name…He'll still kill her!
So Gaara checked to make sure she was fast asleep. Then when it was the right time, He'll use his sand to open the window, put the kid in a sand casket and drag her into a forest for her to spill. But what about that Charka he sensed earlier? Guess he has to get rid of him now would he? So when he sees that guy he'll beat him to a pulp right?
It was now the perfect the perfect moment to get that little brat. Neji quickly jumped in the tree near the window but oh no…He landed in a tree with the sand demon…Gaara!
"Gaara, what are you doing here" Neji spat
"I should be asking you the same thing" Gaara replied back with a nasty tone
"You're here for that pip squeak aren't you?" Neji spat
"Maybe, Maybe not" Gaara smirked. He was about to use his hand seals to summon his sand but Neji was already at the window and was about to open the window but Gaara used to sand to push onto the floor.
With Rock Lee…
Rock Lee noticed that Gaara and Neji were having a fight so now that those two were having a fight he quietly without being noticed went inside the room and see Mizu asleep. Doesn't she look so kawaii? He was about to pick up the sleeping kid but Gaara summoned his sand to drag Rock lee out of the room and knocked him out (Again…)
"I'm getting that brat so get out!' Neji shouted. He threw a few Kunais at Gaara's head but Gaara used his Suna no Yoroi (armour of sand) To protect him. On and on the fight went on. Sometimes Gaara would be close to the window but Neji would pull down him, same thing with Gaara if Neji was close to the window. Rock lee tried to fight but he was easier knocked out. That's when Gaara decided to get rid of Rock lee so he used his sand and chucked Rock Lee across Sakura's yard and further.
All the noise caused Mizu to wake up in her pink long sleeved nightgown and looked out the window with sleepy eyes. Neji and Gaara stopped their fight and stared at the kid. There she was. Perfect for easy taking. Both Gaara and Neji were about to grab the kid but a POOF noise and Mizu was now Sakura. And Sakura was steaming MAD!
"GGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! PEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Sakura hollered. She grabbed both Neji and Gaara's collars of their shirts and chucked them half way across Kohona…or at least where Rock lee was. You see Mizu was awake the whole time when she heard the fight began and called for Sakura to help her.
"Now Mizu-chan…What have we learned?" Sakura said sweetly.
"Never let scary men in your room?" Mizu said innocently
"Yes but No"
"Um…always check under the bed for dust bunnies?"
"No…"
"Oh! I know! If you see those three guys again call for you and you'll beat them up?" Mizu said excitedly
"Yes!" Sakura exclaimed and gave Mizu a hug. "It's past your bedtime Mizu-chan…let's go to sleep now k?"
"Okay!" Both Sakura and Mizu went to sleep leaving three Jounins (Yup they are ALL Jounins!) Knocked out…
The next day…
Mizu and Sakura woke up. Since it was a day off for all of the ninjas in Kohona, Mizu was going to enjoy the day. With her clothes on her and Sakura cooked breakfast, this was going to be a day…or is it?
"Sakura one-chan?" Mizu said, as she was about to eat some rice balls.
"Yes?"
"What can I do today? I mean today you said all the shinobis have a day off"
"Hm…you can go out and play Mizu? Or maybe just enjoy the day. I've got to go to Hokage-sama's and do some work with her so be careful k?" Sakura said sweetly.
"Okay!"
Outside…
It was a really nice day outside. Mizu was walking around the village wondering what to do…
BK: And I'll end it here!
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For anyone wondering…this a non-romance story...if you want romance to tell me in a review. If I get enough votes to make this romance, then I need to ask for couples…