Scene 2: The Manager
(Ted went to room 12 to talk to the manager about the Bellhop job.)
Manager's Wife: (In the room) You never clean the dishes or wash clothes!
Manager: That's women's work!
Manager's Wife: That's it I've had it! (Opened the door and ran into Ted) Hello, and you are?
Ted: I'm Ted, the bellhop
Manager: I thought you were leaving!
(The Manager's Wife left, as the Manager walked up to the door)
Manager: Who the heck are you
Ted: I'm Ted, the bellhop
Manager: Oh, the new kid. I'm your Manager. Now bow to me.
(Ted kneeled)
Manager: lower!
(Ted got lower)
Manager: LOWER!
(Ted was now on the floor)
Manager: Now, kiss my feet!
Ted: (twitching as he looked at the Manager's fungus filled feet) Do I really need to, sir.
Manager: Nah, I was kidding about the last part. Anywise, follow me.
(They went to the front desk, and the Manager showed Ted the phone system.)
Manager: This is where you'll spend your j-o-b. (One of the lights started beeping) Are you going to get that?
(Ted answered the phone and the manager went back to the room.
The manager got a gun and a cup of fake blood. He put the fake blood all over him and fell asleep on the bed. An hour later, Ted walked in. He took the gun out of the Manager's bloody hand, and the Manager's hand moved.)
Ted: Ha-ta-ta!
(Ted ran out of the room, and down the hall. He paused when he saw the Manager's wife, turned around, and ran back into the room.)
Ted: (slapping the manager) Wake up! WAKE UP!
(The manager's wife entered the room, looked at her husband, then Ted, then the gun in Ted's hand, and then the manager again)
Manager's Wife: You- YOU'RE FIRED! (Ran to the manager) I'm sorry for everything I said.
Manager: Me too, babe.
Manager's Wife: You! YOU! YOU HORRIBLE-
(Ted slid along the wall, past the flying plates, and out the door)