Scene 3: The Heiress
(The girl walked up to the desk and rang the bell)
Ted: Ello madam, are you here to get a room?
Heiress: Yes, and I'm here to see my grandpa.
Ted: And your grandpa's in…
Heiress: Room 88. Oh, I want the highest priced room you have.
Ted: Are you positive that your grandpa is in that room, because that room is full of annoying kids!
Heiress: You're dillutional.
Ted: I'm sorry, madam, but the pricy room is taken…room 317 is open though.
Heiress: Whatever, just give me a room.
(Ted grabbed the bags and helped her to her room. They stood in the room in silence until.)
Heiress: Well, what are you waiting for?
Ted: …A tip madam.
Heiress: How about I give you this!
(The Heiress grabbed Ted and threw him out the door. She walked over to her suitcase and pulled out a letter)
Grandpa's voice: (as the Heiress reads) Dear granddaughter, COUGH! COUGH! I'm almost dead, but still holding on. Once I die I'll give you my $1,000,000 fourtune. COUGH! Love, COUGH! COUGH! Your grandpa.
Heiress: (putting the letter back and picking up a needle) He won't still be holding on once I'm done with him!
(The phone rings…)
Heiress: (answering the phone) Hello…No, I don't have any knives in my room…I'm an heiress to my grandpas fortune…He's in room 88…Bye… (hangs up the phone) Stupid kids, they have too many questions!
(The Heiress walks to her suitcase and pulls out a videotape. She puts it into the VCR.)
Host on tape: Welcome to 10 way to kill someone without leaving evidence.
(After a while, there was a knock on the door.)
Heiress: Who the freak are you!
(The girl takes the Heiress away. A few minutes later, Ted comes into the now empty room. He turns around angrily and leaves the room)
